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Toks2008:
lol you reeeally cant cook other Nigerian delicacies can you?

If my wife knows how to cook these 4 delicacies im good.

Confirmed fresh fish stew with better ewedu

Ofada source of a rich quality

Superlatiive jollof rice

and ikokore.

Every other food she can cook will only be an added advantage.

Yay,I don see potential client o. Guys watch me land a biz deal wit my 1st soup client,hahahahahaha! But come to tink of it,wldnt be a bad idea cooking and delivering soups and foods to people too busy to do dat. Pple mak a living out of dis. But me wey com be shy person,how do I evn go about makin dis hapn?*scratches head* anyway let's stat frm smwer 1st

Toks2008:
Good.

Good morning.

Lets chat on watsup.08023146046..Food no go kill me...lol

Im a sucker for good delicacies.

Hello everyone! Guess ur weekend is goin well?I posted last nite,guess network ddnt allow it upload. Resting day for me o. Wonder how pple survive goin to work on d island every day,d trafic is killing! Gosh I wish I can run out of Lagos(suggestions pls)cos I intend to live longer mbok! @siamia ayin eka mmi and my sure egbon,God bless ur efforts,and increase u on every side,Amen. And to all who mak dis thread exciting,thumbs up. As for me,I'm a lazy member,I gav up trying to keep up wit pages and so a lot of msgs get to pass me by except for wen am mentioned,lol!
Enjoy your weekend!
Lastly @Toks2008,to the question you asked,yes. Happy weekend

Ndito eka,ekom do o. Emesiere. Hav a great weekend!

DONT WORRY, JUST EMPLOY ME AS YOUR COOK. I WONT CHARGE YOU MUCH. AND FYI,PEOPLE MAKE A LIVING COOKING AND SUPPLYING SOUP. CHECK "SOUPAMARKET" ON INSTAGRAM.HURRY NOW WHILE STOCKS LAST,LIMITED SPACES AVAILABLE,LOOOL!

Toks2008:
Hmmm

Are you in lagos?

I just might be a great friend *winks*

Hahaha,don't try yourself jo. What if ur wife can handle it? U don't want to ones who'll call u daddy? Common fear not jo,God is wit u,lol

Sunnypar:
Reading all this..... Babe, we are adopting and that's final.

Wow,that's one man with a very large heart. Not all are like that. I did also enjoy something like this too during my NYSC year in Sokoto state. Time and space won't permit me to write out my long essay but I must say I got a father in a man named Engr Haleeru(yes he calls me his daughter o) I became part of his family evn tho I am ibibio and a christian! And then one of my younger broda(yes I call him dat) Mujitaba who calls me so frequently to ask "aunty how are u doing" that I feel ashamed not keeping up too by calling him.
These two made me undertsnad dat religion never really matters.
I hope to take a trip to Sokoto som day(if I gather d liver again,lol) jus to visit dis pple. God bless Nigeria

Wow,that's one man with a very large heart. Not all are like that. I did also enjoy something like this too during my NYSC year in Sokoto state. Time and space won't permit me to write out my long essay but I must say I got a father in a man named Engr Haleeru(yes he calls me his daughter o) I became part of his family evn tho I am ibibio and a christian! And then one of my younger broda(yes I call him dat) Mujitaba who calls me so frequently to ask "aunty how are u doing" that I feel ashamed not keeping up too by calling him.
These two made me undertsnad dat religion never really matters.
I hope to take a trip to Sokoto som day(if I gather d liver again,lol) jus to visit dis pple. Gof bless Nigeria

For the 1st time? You kidding me?uav been missing a lot bro! I evn opened a thread in d fud section on my afang soup,lol! You shd eat it more often,d feeling is heavenly! Lol

Toks2008:
Ate the afang soup for the first time today and one remarkable feature is the taste of the periwinkles in it with its shells and i had to suck it out lol!
I even ordered for more soup..I really envy the calabars and akwa ibomites..nice delicacy.

Honestly i believe if a lady is an excellent cook,sexually decent and GOD fearing,men wil find her indispensable. Thats why im crushing over gina the anchor of foodies and spice. I envy her hubby and every man that will be married to excellent cooks.

http://www.foodiesandspice.com/

Adesiji77:
It means that your bid was not successful...you can try again at the next auction.

Pls any idea of wen next it will be?thanks!

Dis is wat I jus got frm 1st bank:mount:

N***,000.00 CR

Transaction Narrative:

Failed NTB ref 790151000153

Transaction Date:

08-Oct-15 14:02 PM
I filled d TB form d day before yday at adeola hopewell branch. Did anyone experience same thing? Dunno why dey returend my money afta debiting me.

Hahahaha. You jus sound like an experienced person in that field. And point noted,no mor "sir" for u evn though you're stylishly and egbon to me sha o,lol!

Toks2008:
Isorrite..Just that some gim gim brothers are wolves in sheep clothing trying to form holier than thou.

There is no gain saying i am a man with great sexual discipline but when i write on sexual matters you will be forced to doubt if im not a very bad person but that is me for you.I am very pragmatic in my approach to isues.

Ahan na,your comment evoked that lafta jare. Honestly I don't hav anytin type,jus want to get pple's opinions

tosyne2much:
Keep on laughing oooo

Wow all dis to be posted on my facebook wall? Ha I can't o,I'm not a marriage counsellor(heck I'm not evn married yet)
I tink I'll jus leav the job for u to do sir,by the way you're doing a very good job.

I tink I shd post the message he sent me.
"Uduak good morning. How is calabar or is it akwa ibom? Do you know some messages may not be true and that some message for us believers are not to be seen carried by us. I have seen some of your post on spiritual matters and the are good. Please I would advice that you avoid commenting or posting on some messages on Facebook. For me I think there was no need for you to have reposted the message on a man and his wife and what they do in the bedroom. These are very sensitive issues for believers and as one I believer you are, it seem not appropriate for this to appear on your page. What do you think other believers would think about your post? This is my thought. But please take it as a message from a brother in Christ to you. Thank you"
And so I had to pull down the post as quite agree with him to an extent and allow someone else talk about(which you just did,lol)
And back to what you wrote,I ddnt dispute the issue of MouthAction but of cos you can't say that man is in his right senses! When something becomes too much and begins to affect a marriage then smtn is wrong! There shd be were u can draw the line inthings like this. I'd rather evn hear dat a man has high libido or d wife than hear such things as goin dwn der every nite b4 u can sleep and then its so bad she has to secure the services of som call girl or she had to wash off for him to go dwn! He needs to seek,help. My humble opinion tho
@Toks2008

tosyne2much:
You show love and affection by being caring, tolerant and spending money yet they will still take you for granted


You refuse to spend and show affection, they tag you a stingy and an uncaring creature


I doubt if God Himself understands ladies

torqque7:
Hello dear..howr you today?I trust your day was great as well?by the way what does mbok mean? ?

It means please

Good evening good people, guess your day went well?

@toks2008 nawa for u o! I saw this on Instagram last week and posted on my Facebook. Then one of my very Christian brother in boxed me o,by the time e finished preaching I just respect myself and pulled the post down, lol.
To be serious, dat guy is A heavy nut case. Pls I won't do it o,forget been submissive,dsnt apply in this case mbok.
Suck me every night before he can sleep? Hell to the No!!!!

U kidding me rite?lool! If i be your mum,na two days dry fast for you. Hahaha

bestestgirl:
can't blame you though, I once washed bitterleaf with soap, it was not foaming fast enough for me so I added liquid soap
The slap I received that day from my Mother ehn??!!

Amen

etenyong:
You dont need to worry anymore. Your set time of happiness has come. Believe me.
What u had pass thru b4 was just an avenue to prepare U for the future. The Lord has come for you and you shall surely testfy of his goodness.

@zaragal,na so my sister! I don see smtn for this life. Infact my life is full off stories o,enough to write a biography on,lol

Hahaha,ayin eka mmi ami aya anwud ye imam(phew dats a mouthful!) Yes I tink I know most of dis "oku" lik d ikot ntuen oku,ikot ebido oku,and I tink ikot akpan oku(not like I've been to those places o) and then my late mum was from "etoi" itiam etoi. Dats in uyo too. I'm thinkin dat "etoi" too is a clan. Thank I can always come to u to educate me,lol! And Amen to d prayer

etenyong:
Let me educate you a little. Oku clan is one of the four clans that make up Uyo local govt. Oku clan consists of 14 villages, Afaha Oku, Iba Oku Ikot Ntuen Oku, Ikot Udoro Oku, Ikot Ebido Oku, Ikot Akpan oku, Ndueotung oku, ikot Oku........ etc. Let me stop here. Song idem, yak emem Abasi ado ye afo.

@Princess4ng wow! Dats nice. So u speak hause fluently? Can u speak our language? Me I can o,but trust me when I got hom this last Aug,I reverted to english,after hearing the heavily accented ibibio been spoken,so I won't fall my own hand,hahaha!
@zaragal,dis love thing ehn its luck o. I've also had a bad case with one,but I won't say I'm writing dem off. Infact my pple in the village have said I shd come to uyo since it seems lagos dsnt favor me,dat maybe I'll see one very good akwa ibom man come out and ask for my hand in marriage,lol! Never say never tho.

Wow,you're my real ayin eka! But you know all those clan things I don't know much about them. I know my maternal was from oku itself,infact the street she lived on(oku street) I was told,was were she came from. I think the oku clan is a large one. Nice to meet you,songhidem!

etenyong:
Good to know that you are from Afaha Oku village in Uyo. I`m from Ikot Ntuen Oku in Uyo. Meaning that we are from the same clan (Oku).
I grew up in d village and I came to lagos in 2005. Nice to meet you.

loud it!!!!!! lol. i commend your efforts my ayin eka(u know na) please ma as for the number,i couldnt get it out for you as i had left the whatsapp group before it occured to me to copy out. at dis stage i may not do much but jus advice us to shine our eyes and ask God to help expose those who jus want to come and "catch fun" in a negative way in this thread and the whatsapp group

siamia:
Pls...I want to add this:
The whatsapp chat is for those who have seen what they like and need a private place to talk.
No 2. Its for 30 plus and single. If ur underaged or married, don't send me msg to add u.
Also, here is the no - 08180632132. Don't send me email. Just send a text via whatsapp and I'll add u asap.
Thus far, the chat is yielding results. If ur not already in the chat, well....na u get urself ooo. As u can see, those in the chat are still active on the thread.
2015 is ur year. Its not over...until God says so!
God bless u.

Hmmm,pple sha! Wld a matured minded person esp sm1 in his or her 30s upward,condescend so low as to heap abuse on sm1 who has taken it upon herself to help odas who are not so ok to do dis b4? May God forgiv una o. As for the whatsapp,group,I'm so sorry I exited(painfully so) because I saw sm1 I knew der and won't be comfortable der wit dat pesn,so for peace to reign,I had to opt out. Bt pls I like to plead on behalf of oda ladies,guys if ur aim in dis group is to com and "play" wit us ,our body and emotion,tak a bow. Let's hav serios minded pple here. Fine u can keep friends and all,not all will lead to marriage. But if u don't hav any gud intentions,tak ur leav (trust me I know wat I'm saying)women wen we get to certain age,we becom vulnerable esp since we're not settled yet,not now one guy will com and say lemme deciv dis babe small. Anyway I'm speakin for d women,not men. Una fit com talk una own join sha.
As for those,abusing @siamia. Beta stop or else like Elijah or is it Elisha who prayed for bears to devour dos kids who mocked him as bald headed,I go call God for una so be warned! Lool

siamia:
@everyone
Good morning, wonderful nairalanders.
How was ur nite? Thank God for His mercies ooo. Ur sleep was not interrupted by armed robbers. As He said, no evil shall befall us, nor any plague come near our dwelling.
When u have the time, pls go back to page one and refresh ur memory on the purpose of this thread.
Over 9000 nigerians worldwide are reading ur posts on this thread. So post something meaningful. Remember...u are 30plus. U may not have Solomon's wisdom, but the little u have, use it to impact lives positively.
Some of u who posted last nite did not have anything positive to say. In fact u are a discouragement to those who still believe in love. Do u think the rest of us don't have opinions formed by the hand that life has dealt us? But if e start voicing those opinions, it wud be myopic.
The essence of this thread was clear from the onset. But I can see that a few people here who derailed other posts, are here to do the same. Well God pass u. I've taken ur matter to Him.
Have a lovely day and God bless u.

P.s. If ur not on the whatsapp chat, ur missing a lot. I had so much fun there ystdy! I laughed till I fell off my bed.
P.s.s. Some people did not grow up with their mother and that's why disrespect is their middle name. When u ask me to add u, and I delay bcs I want to screen u, texting me insults is like pouring water on a stone. If u saw me one on one, even in ur dream u cannot insult me. I screen those I suspect, in order to protect others, especially the ladies bcs we are in the Last Days.
From the start of this thread, I hv not disrespected anyone. Therefore insulting me for not adding u is juvenile deliquency. Go and wash ur mouth with sugar.
Have a blessed day and don't forget to thank God this morning, and be a blessing to all.

Dis is painful jo,so dats how d woman will remain? How about dat man remainin single instead of subjectin sm1 to dis everlastin torture?!
Abg I can't fit to com and kee myself,I will check out! Infact if no sex b4 marriage,I shd still be able to,in a way check my man's attention. Cuddling is allowed abi? If I hug and peck am,trust me if na man,e go wake.
Life is so complicated sha,20years!!!!! Ubok Abasi! Abasi mmi akan idiok mkpo