SheldonCooper:


Sheldon my gee. That character is one hell of a character . are you up to the latest episode?

no. season 10. ep5...he is married now

SheldonCooper:
These ladies aint loyal. I swear!
You are in a serious relationship yet you give out your phone number to guys like it's the pamphlet guide to heaven. Are u a marketer?
You chat with guys and you use all forms of endearments,"honey, sweety, dear, buttercup" blah bah blah.
When your boyfriend is with you save his number with Honey but when you are away... you save it with his name. Continue be deceiving yourself sister.
You find it difficult to receive calls in his presence. Nne na Killer number dey call you?
You store names on your phone as A,B,C,D,E,F,M.....Z, ABA, KALA..... Sister. We know you know your alphabets.
You allow guys flirt with you. Sister, what are you selling?
Your boyfriend mistakenly touches your phone and then you start having heart attack. Na you know wetin you dey hide.

These ladies aint loyal one bit .

Some ladies just lack class


Modified* The fact that the guy was not caught cheating doesn't justify any thing. As a matter of fact, since the two of them are cheating, they have no right complaining or feel cheated. What i stated above is just for the guys who are loyal but the girl isn't loyal.

shelly, wow! I am a die hard fan of shelly too. 'so pleased to see you are one too.

raker300:
Peter obi as the governor of anambra state refused to get a driver to drive him cos "it was a waste of money" he drove himself instead.. I like the man cos he's down to earth but he's too stingy even to himself

he was my mum's classmate in elementary school....quiet and wise.

Michel2013:



they are the descendants of the fallen demon who was the father of the yorubas. they are characterized by hate,spitefulness,envy,jealousy,hypocrisy and cowardliness.
all these traits are summed up in one word- afonjaism

fallen demon.... now, I get it.. thank you for the information.

what is the meaning of afonja?

nobody can force you to resign, if they dares it, take down the crowd, do not go down alone.

anyimontana:
Asa nwa,u r everywhere.i know say u don finish ndi ofe mmanu here.thanks dear..quote author=ugofr post=56922164]sweetest of the sweetest sweetie..... I am great... Ke kwanu? ur bae is beautiful.

enwerom dia time. eyes on d prize.

anyimontana:
Ugo bekee,how far..

sweetest of the sweetest sweetie..... I am great... Ke kwanu? ur bae is beautiful.

Bibors:
I wonder why this APC government is so dumb.
First the make Nnamdi Kanu a living martyr.
Without calculating the timing, they arrest Ifeanyi Uba, thereby stirring up political tension. While still at it without considering the tension , they raid the home of the DSP from the same Zone where people as crying, marginalization, secession and it's like not considering that the man had the Intel and voiced it on the floor of the Senate.
These fools either is playing a game of disintegrating the country in their own style or that their brain cells is dying gradually.
Whichever it is, we dey watch them coz it mustbturn out for our good.

maybe, history has a way of repeating itself... are you prepared?.......remember, the first coup.

holding a man down cannot stop him from shinning.....o ji ife nwata, nwenyie aka enu, aka fuba ya ufu, o ma meeting ya ani....egbe belu, ugo belu, nke si ibe ya ebena, ya febe ebe ebe......revolution gently setting in.

okay

smh

osi baby, are you part of the 5%, if you're not, leave us alone and don't try to patronize us. we know where the shoe hurts and when you're done cleaning up the Niger delta, build good hospital, science research institute, and roads because we deserve it.

consolation

including the awgu hills, cultural band at toscana hotel, bushmeat and nkwobi at Nike, abacha with palmwine at Udi. if you're lucky, you will participate in ezeagu masquerade festival etc... Enugu Amaka...

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Rilwayne001:


No other reason except because you hate her father for trying to liberate the Almajiris - a development that is against the thieves in the north including Buhari. How are they going to be winning election should the Almajiris get educated? Of coure they need to continue having their brains in their pockets. This is no doubt the reason why Sanusi is being witch-hunted.

Sanusi is no saint. Don't get me wrong. But buhari and his assemblage of kwarupt politicians in APC are angels according to Zombies, init?!??

Besides, where is Buhari? I haven't seen that man in a while

he is busy, frightening the mouse in London.

evidence

epic savage

wahala dey

issorait

date in an open place... long gist over booze then goodbye...tomorrow will be the judge...bringing friends will not give room for beautiful convo and thorough understanding of character.

Fourwinds:
u mean guys wey dey tear ANUS plenty for Owerri.?

wetin dem no get....gay, Bi and Les.

kevoh:

Really, so you have these qualities. I must be lucky. Oya type something witty in 2 intl languages l


Lol.... Don't mind me. I am taken already in real life and blessed with a handsome lil kevoh.

just pulling ur legs... same with me, loving two handsome men, hoping to have a beauty queen.

Rotfl

weird govt

dem plenty for owerri.... I am not surprised

just passing

kevoh:
My own requirements for future Nigerian wifey to come and find me:
1. Can sing good songs like Asha
2. Have brains and write best sellers like Chimanda Adichie.
3. Must make top 5 richest women in the world
4. Must have never appeared on social media in any slaying form.
5. Should speak minimum of 5 international languages and three local non-major languages.

your search is over.....

pyyxxaro:
Naaa so Aunty Rita Dominic and Aunty LINDA take start

Now their KPEKUS don squeeze like old handkerchief

There nor even de squat de piss again, na stand, dem de stand Piss now like man



You want someone that can GIVE and RECEIVE head *Ekwesu gal*

Lemme offer you this Soft guy for free, he has all the qualities you need

He's father own(s) 3 Oil Blocks

I wish you goodluck in ur hunting

omg, lol.... haha haha

na wahooooo

very good