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[quote author=BABE!]I volunteer COOGAR.
[/quote]you can either 'NOMINATE' someone else or 'VOLUNTEER' yourself! Right now, mukina is calling for 'volunteers', not 'nominees'. You're in a haste to spit venom, ur kind nag, even at ur shadow!

[quote author=#Killz.][color=#000030] Shitty threads like the majority created by Chimezie would be locked and moved immediately it is created. . . mi o raye [i]s[/i]hit mehn! [/color][/quote]u got my vote for that! Chimezie wil turn romance section to a beer parlour gossip section, so hes not an option.
For killz, hes got many enemies than friends, and such controversies keep the romance section hot. Although i see kilz moving all threads created by the females to the front page if hes given such powers.
But wait, how much are we talking about here?

wasnt the case in court when he was suspended? Now they want to wait for its outcome! Twisting the law to suit there selfish desires...
'Time alone, oh time will tell, u think u're in heaven but u're living in hell' - Bob marley

u're loosing ur libido *sex drive* and its sure a pathway to impotence. Soon, u'll find out ur d.i.ck aint responding to an unclad boobs, then u'll start a new thread on Nl

isnt Natanyash the bald-headed lady with fowl tongue? Nope, i'd go for mrs chima.

LeoMax: What is the aim of planting those bombs and killing 4 innocent Hausas by their fellow brothers

isnt the thut of having 72 virgins appealing enough? Kill 1, get 72 virgins, kill 4, get 248 virgins...and the list goes on

[quote author=gree-die]Nd dis made the front page because??
IMO, dis thread is uncalled for. D sch management decides ow to run their sch. Anybody dt doesnt lyk it can seek admission elsewhere....[/quote]No ma! You dont run a public extablishment the way it pleases u, thats why the Nuc was established, otherwise people wil be exploited and scammed for a fake degree certificate.
Nuc also intervened when Canaan univsty wanted to subject all their female students to a mandatory h.i.v test b4 admission. It doesnt work that way! Ask madam cecilia ibru what hapened to her when she decided to run oceanic bank like her private yatch club!

Too many hiden posts. If i make my own coment about that yaba left extension called madona, the moderators will not only hide my post, u'll be seeing a new username like uj_chief...ask alusi okija
Little wonder their female students behave like wild whores whenever they get the oppurtunity to spend some time at unizik. A girl told me once she had to jump the fence to come.

joshuapharm: there d animal goes again..now i av ur time..av been seein ur posts since january..u neva talk about wat bothers d ordinary man..all u do is gag at any move d government is involved in..u neva talk about dier frailties..son of an animal...speak up..

Give it up already! U're sounding so pathetic! That vessel is going to provide job for over 5,000 people, both skilled and unskilled! If taking 5000 people off the labour market isnt enough reason to applaud this venture, then u need a new set of brains, equiped with the latest up to date thinking faculty! Quit hating, this thread isnt about Beaf or denziani.
Btw, what exactly do u mean by ordinary nigerians? The unemployable lot with no certificate or a reasonable skill such as welding, fabricating, computer skils, plumbing or even electrical wiring?

Nice one! Thousands of jobs to be created, yet someone is stupidly asking how that affects the life of an average nigerian! Isnt that stupidity in 3-D? Or is the vessel meant for ghost workers?
At topic, good one, i pray such good things get around in my state, and one day, as an engineer, i'll be a proud owner of one of them vessels.

when u're fully grown to accept the responsibilities that comes with it.

Yibariba samboribobo, hahahaha! Rotflmao! Killz just read the gist at sahara reporters! How on earth did god accept that discombulated soul? Omg! Na 50 litres of a precious blood wasted on a lost soul marked for demolition! Theres hope for lucifer afterall.

Same factors that made Gej to win the (s)election is rearing its ugly head again! Its a pity that factors such as tribalism and religion cannot be removed from Nigerian politics. We first consider these factors b4 voting, ignoring the weightier matters such as competence, transparency etc. When those of us from the south campaigned against the presidency of Gej prior to election, we were regarded as prodigal sons, now we're forced to bear the consequences of a misguided choice!
Fact, until we stop equating religion and tribalism into naija politics, we'll keep runing in circles.

I gues these replies are from chelsea fans.
How can u rate someone that was just an observer on the pitch as being excellent? Pls, feel free to check the match stats b4 hurling insults at me. Mikel and Lampard played the deep holding midfield role, while mata was free to roam. But Lampard made more passes, tackles and interceptions than mikel, who was just anonymous! Check his stats for a full 120mins! He just picks up loose balls, hardly making tackles, no runs, no shot at goal, just being too careful not to dirty his blue jersey! Lampard was the man on the midfield.
Feel free to violently insult me as i refuse to patronise my country-man. I'd give him a 4/10, not that he worth it though.

tchaik: But they took him TB josh!; who laid hands on him!!!! And ......

...and the prophet told him to buy a botle of soft drink for any close friend of his...

please what jersey colour is bayern keeper wearing?

this bald headed man realy wants to score

why is chelski making this final boring? Cowards, come out and play!

just saw that black guy that tb joshua prophesied will cross the ball for bald-headed robben to head in? Its going to be a sad day for chelski

Tik tok... Tik tok... Permit me to be a Bayern fan for tonight.
Allienz arena...our home, our trophy, our GLORY!!

Fresh Air!!!
Goodluck to yu 'enhee'
Goodluck to me 'enheeee'
Gdluck to every body, gdluck Naijeriya...

Ammyng: English please!

He meant that the congo shiner is back in town!
'Any congo that has been shined b4 can be reshined, as long as the shiner and the shinee agrees that the congo shined was perfectly shined'
190's law, revised standard version.
Anyone with the amplified version?

wiscul4: This is too lengthy.......

lemmie sumarize it for u...
The LovePeddler cheated on her fiancee twice and got pregnant twice in the proces. Now, instead of feeling guilty of her unfaithfulnes, shes blaming her fiance's sperm for not sticking to her womb.