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D-Explorer haba refreshment no dey??

lovely write up ATMC

Dnt worry ItsModella u nailes it. I just thot the book fallin n eye looking thing was a bit dramatic.

The smell of Berem's food got his eyes-a-tingling, his mouth-a-watering, his stomach-a-rumbling and his prick-a-hardening.

ItsModella: Oh my Ike, my King,

I am generally not an emotional person but around you I get very nervous and emotive in an inexplicable way. Normally, I am an expert at finding the right words and phrases that would sway and convince people to see my point of view, but when I sight you even a mile away from me, my eloquence and pride is damned. I lack the talent to express my emotions but one thing is certain; I am attracted to you.

I remember the first day we saw each other, you bumped into me and my things fell. We both bent to get them but your hands got there before mine and I looked into your eyes. I was transfixed for a moment. I felt that strange tingle, the kind they say you have when you see someone you are so much attracted to. The feeling you get when you finally meet THE ONE.

I have tried so hard to battle the feelings I have for you but it is a losing battle. That is why I have decided to take that giant leap and express them to you. I want you to know and understand how much I love you. I don’t want to ever get tired of saying those three words to you. I long for you deeply and I want to spend my life making you happy.

Please give me a chance to show you how much I care and I promise to shower you with a wealth of love and devotion.

Let me be yours ever truly.

ItsModella

lol u've watched way too many american teen movies. Good one

Lola has got the best damn thing i've seen all night. I wanna be a guy at this moment.

[quote author=lola.luv]Excuse me, Killz, if I may send these thoughts of mine your way and I do hope you like them….
For starters, most chicks wouldn’t do this but then, I never claimed to be an average chick….
There’s something about you, Killz, something earthy, something that’s got me watching. All I see is you and I must confess I like what I see….
I think light skinned dudes are the business and I’ve found the perfect one for me. Plus I think I’m just the perfect shade of chocolate to complement that fresh and clean look you’ve got going on.
Killz, I like your candour, your fidelity. I respect you for the way you stand for your friends and for what is right. I like you for being deeply passionate about what you believe in. It makes me see that you would be deeply passionate about the one who gets to stand by your side as your girl….It also makes me see how much I want to be that girl….
You put them other men in the shade, Killz; you’re definitely doing something right. You are not just one of the men, you are the man. You don’t only talk the talk, you back it up too and every body knows that a real man’s words are worth more than gold. You know how to act; you know what to say that makes me feel this way….
I know my fellow ladies know what I’m talking about, because you killz, are the type of guy that makes us cling to the idea that love really could be for real….I could be myself with you and I know you always have my back. Sheltered, protected – with you.
I’m not good at being effusive, but I do know there is a question that niggles at the back of my mind. It makes me sigh when I stare out my window, when my loneliness gets the best of me. I can’t hold it anymore, Killz, I have to let you know...
Killz, be my man?[/quote]*faints* she's got him by d balls

Where's AmBeautiful? *searches under the chair*

Oh well we still love you Vicky.

Berem's already posted hers.

[quote author=D-Explorer][b] Alright people, make we relax small. E go be like say na Akpos i too dey mention. Mehn the name don scatter things no be small.

Akpos just got a job as a porter in a Five Star Hotel in London.
The manager told him:
"in here we give every customer personalized services, and you have to be very observant so you know how to address their every need even before they ask".
Before the manager could finish, a Couple walked through the Hotel entrance and the manager quickly approached them, nicely took their baggage and said,
"welcome Mr & Mrs Smith, it is our delight to have you in our Hotel. Please come this way to the reception.
"And he led them to the reception.
After the couple had been taken care of, Akpos asked the manager,
"Has the couple been visiting this Hotel before?"
"No" Came the reply from the manager.
"So how come you knew their name?" Asked Akpos;
"That is why I told you to be very observant. All I had to do was quickly look at the label on their baggage while I'm taking it from them and see the Name on the tag".
"Oh, here comes another couple. Why don't you give it a try?"

"Ok" said Akpos. And he hurriedly approached the couple, helped them with their luggage and said,
"Welcome Mr & Mrs SUPERIOR HAND MADE LEATHER! We are delighted to have you in our Hotel..."
The manager almost fainted! [/b][/quote]LWKMD guy!!!

lalaosky: replace her please

huh *scratches head* you have got to be kidding

ItsModella: Where is 190? After all that noise he made about 4 girls wooing him, one would have thought that he would have shown face.

Ditched the gehls for a game of football...hehehe corekt guy. Girls go find beer for 190

[quote author=D-Explorer] * SLOT 5 - ItsModella, ATMC and Maria-G to woo Ikekings
* SLOT 6 - Alutacontinua and Lola.luv to woo Sexkillz. Get READY! [/quote]Aluta already left

*sits back on the couch eating grilled chicken* next person!!

Landunsky is on FIRE!!!

[quote author=~vicky~]*exits thread*

sad face [/quote]come back joor...i loved ur post

*copies lola's woo on a paper* omo dis one go make sense for dat boi weh i dey eye for hia.

No need for cold feet u aint getting married....just have fun.

*grabs a carton of heineken* oya oo my blood don dey hot.

*grabs popcorn and sits in front* DJ oya put us in d ryt mood.

dabossman: That's the point those of you who make this assertion all miss. The Bond movies starring Daniel Craig have actually taken us to the very beginning when James Bond was a crude and ruthless rookie agent. Casino Royale for instance is actually the first James Bond story. Quantum of Solace also digs into the past of Bond. We are seeing James Bond before he became smooth and full of finesse.

huh i see

sexkillz: [color=#000030]And why don't you get out of your niche and do something crazy and fun? Woo somebody. . .
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crazy mode aint active yet

yesboss20: It seems peeps are mixing up not getting a movie and a productn being terrible.
The worst movie I've seen all yr is "Repo Men" by Jude Law n Forest Whitaker. It was utter balderdash! Expendables 1 was forgetful n I dnt thnk 2 wld be less!
I wasn't a Twilight fan until yrs later when I got to watch all 3 movies again nay any noise, I was hooked! Lemme say it was just very honest and relatable to, particularly pt 1.

and Vampire Sucks was hilarious

lorebobo: Safe
Safe house
The tourist
Black swan

The tourist....u kidding right?? It was completely full of suspense!

Harry Potter won't make any sense to you if u start watching mid way and u dnt listen carefully to what's bn said. Twas a very good movie in my opinion...right action,suspense,fair share of romance with a good dose of humour. 5 star for that one. If it gets too confusing for u use d subtitling or just go read the books.

ypzilanti: Casino Royale and the other Bond sequel with dat new guy. WTF!!!!

Daniel Craig aint got the finnesse of Pierce Brosnan and Roger Moore