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NEROSKY: hey pretty, what are you up for, we can start ours in anoda thread ..i can see ur curiousity in this...

lol that's a crazy pick up line

sexkillz: [color=#000030]I nor understand. . . Even me wey wan sleep before don use cellotape gum my eyelid o. . . My leg dey inside bucket of water and i dey drink coffee. . .
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u just made me laff lyka lunatic lmao

190: Nah ikekings is a brother

so can we talk outside here
how about you send me a mail, my email is in ma profile

kk

Guys na play play dem dey take know truth. Take these girls seriously esp ur winners. It clda bn a joke at first but my feminine intuition tells me it all runs deeper than it may appear to ur potentially blind male eye.

lalaosky: so humble..so classy..are we seeing sholly's alter ego.
Ike i told you this gurl is gentle and sweet if the necessary touches are applied..oya take your eyes see am

only just met her and i like her already

why does it suddenly seem like everyone's woken up

one more to go ryt? D-Explorer

190: point of corect shun, the NIGERIAN police are around
firing of unregistered guns isnt allowed
what if there is a stray bullet and its meets ikekkings (God 4bid)

*whispers* if u really wanna get rid of him i can take u to meet some pple.

Congarts Shollypopz.




With ladies everything's a battle.

lalaosky: lwkmd...nah...i said that before i saw maria and atmc's words...you are good..what ruled you out was the film part whick uj_sizzle ratted you out to ike...i love your ways sisi

hey! Dnt pin this on me!!!

190:

theres no place to park my 2012 mercedes c-class sedan
the whole place just full, please help me tell sexkillz to move his 1960 volks bettle away from that shade make i park under

*rolleyes* just call the tolling van to rid of it hehe

Reality cowgurl's replacing Annita

190: Na so - Nigerian gurls i see una

guy pack well

slimyem: REALITY,i have known you,talked with you,smiled at you,booed at you and quarelled with you on here for a while now.
The truth is that all those actions and reactions were just a mask covering my intentions and emotions towards you until recently when i let the reality of what i truly feel wash over me and i knew i'd be at a great disservice to myself if i keep bottling it all up inside.
That's why I'm standing here under this rain showers with my heart in my mouth and in cute shorts and a pretty shirt all slim and trim just for you.
You are the one who has got the right broom and have swept me off my feet with it...
Your courteous goodwill has peeled off the layers of my soul in ways i cannot describe..
Hidden within my unconcious is an insatiable desire for you and more of you.
I make a small package wrapped up in myself...i want to make a big one wrapped up with you.
I'm getting out of myself to know you...give me that chance!
Be my safety-net in times of trouble and despair,share with me beautiful and happy moments of my life as i share in yours too.
Take my heart in your hands and guard it jealously with all the love in your heart as i will yours.
I can't keep sitting safely by the waters just watching all other people happy...Dear REALITY,dive in these waters with me and make me as happy as i will make you.
I'll want with you the things you want..I'll go with you wherever you choose,I'll even watch LAKERS every game with you.I'll give you a reason never to let me go.
Lets create our own little world and make it really beautiful.
This is my plea...my plea for your love.
Say Nay!and kill my heart forever..
Say Yay!and take this albatross off my neck...just before it drowns me!

ermm....uhmm.....*speechless*

190:
[size=18pt]3 GBOSA FOR THIS MAN!!

GBOSA!!

GBOSA!!!

GBO. . .[/size]

Nigerian police force takes over the scene and every one flees for their lives

lol

cowgurl: * she spots Reality sitting amongst his friends having a swell time, up she goes sashaying her way towards him.
* he looked up and drooled over her secretly wishing she was coming his way
* she got to him, gave him a sensual kiss
and then she whispers,

*hey boo, I want you right now!

whoa!! Pretty picture babe

great now cowgurl's gone too

190:
yeah kittykat is the best out there
how about a friendship between us. . maybe marriage if Gawd says so, wah u think

lol fast guy....take it easy tiger u've already marked your territory.

why not leave it n continue tmw?

add Romance to that too (for lad)

awww nice speech 190 n good choice..you just showed u value friendship a lot

modath: @Uju,
Welcome. 5'6" and 55-60kg(did you mean to type 65-70kg )is already on the low end of the BMI scale.Losing 5kg is going to take you to the level of being UNDERWEIGHT,which means you are trying to lose something else apart from fat...
Uju work on a having a balanced nutrition system& exercise to keep heart&lungs healthy,live life..

oh ok...thanks

B: a cuppa tea n bread
L: jollof rice n fish wi a glass of juice
D: uhmm dunno if i shld call dis eating sha..buh kinda helped my dad finish wat was left of his food(not even enof for a 3yrs old)
There my log today. Thanx for the welcome guys. See ya tmw

I need a bath n my bed. Nanyt y'all

How many left? Coz i'm off to bed ina few minutes.

Ishilove: *operatic voice*

Brokoto!!

I don't have the time nor the inclination to post fake, boring lines. You know my skill with the pen, you know I can write you some mean lines if I want to without breaking a sweat, but I am going to give you straight from the heart. I like you. Very much indeed. Let's get to know ourselves better. Call me on the telephone let's get to know each other better.

We share the same passions, interests and hobbies. We will be quite a match if you dare. . .

I am fire

I am ice

I am a gentle breeze

I am a raging storm

I am that vibration in your brain

I am a cat

I am a dove

My mind is a great kaleidoscope...

Brokoto, do you dare? Are you brave enough to be mine?

Do you want to come into my world? I'll hold you, so you won't get lost in the maze...

Be mine...

*dreamy sigh* *faints*

ikekings: Guy since i have 3 babes.. Two will be better nw...

shut it already and pick one. Think like a man about to choose a wife n view content wella

Abeg one up for the game changers Lola.luv and Ishi

kitty kat: Sorry boo boo. U know today is my b-day . I was on d fone with my youngger bro for over one hour. And I am back. Hope I am pardoned my prince and Adonis.
I am not a poet but I am honest and expressive.

Rite from d first day I met u, I could see into ur wounded heart and knew immediately that this was good man who had been done wrong.

I saw thru your anger and thick skin and knew that I had been given a rare chance in time by the universe to meet one of the kindest noble men ever to thread the surface of the earth.
I sat at your feet and listened in awe as your lips which I longed to kiss every second reeled words of wisdom about life.

You are the bravest Man I have met.Last of the chivalrous warriors created by the Supreme Being.

I long to be your queen and reiGn with you in ur kingdom. Which I know will be filled with fun and happiness.

Your passion to do good makes me realize that the cause of mankind is not lost yet. You are the future we are waiting for. My lord, my heart and my love.

Despite ur great accolades u r still a clown, who makes me lauhgh till my ribs hurt.
I promise to be that woman who will be by you at all times and make sure u realize ur full potentials thru thick and thin.I will love u as a man dreams to be loved by a wonderful woman.

I gat ur back

love u kitty

okay this stupid filter is just annoyingg me now mtcheeew

shaybe baby: My Dearest Brokoto,
Following news of this challenge, I have decided to present myself as a prospective lover.
My qualifications
I'm Sexy
I'm sassy
I'm faithful and loyal
I'm a mean cook
I'm a steadfast friend and an ardent lover.

All these qualities I hope to utilise in making you a happy, to dedicate myself to building a future that matters for both of us
To bring joy and laughter to your heart always
To s-h/ag you senseless when night falls in our matrimonial bed(and other places that may catch your fancy)

I seek not perfection but Brokoto, a man who shows sensitivity, great insight, passion and humour. You most certainly are not the perfect man, but sweet sweet Brokoto, you are perfect for me. Be mine.

She's sexy n a mean Shag...she's a go for me :p