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FamilyRe: I Caught My 14-year-old Son Watching Porn.. by UjSizzle(f): 1:04am On Aug 12, 2015
My thoughts in the order of occurrence:

1. 14yrs old boys watch porn. It's just what they do lol. Curiosity at its peak.

2. Who da heck gets caught watching porn?! I couldn't even catch my sibs and their friends and that boy allowed his parent catch himhuh undecided

3. I'm sorry you're distressed. You should take him to his father for a serious talk (don't think any boy wants to discuss sex with mommy grin) It's always best to nip this craving in the bud while they are still young because I've seen the terrible things an unchecked sexual desire does to grown men-- it all starts with an addiction to pornography.

Don't spank him o, it'll only make him hide while doing it next timw. Practical ways to channel all that sexual energy will be good (I don't know them but you hubby should know.)
Ndo, thank God you caught him.
FamilyRe: Deleted by UjSizzle(f): 8:51pm On Aug 11, 2015
This story is confusing.

So she's not happy in her marriage, she feels trapped and grounded. And yet even after proclaiming 'freedom' she's still with him?
I'm lost o. If she's not allowed to leave her home and all that, does it mean hubby gave her permission to attend the BET awards? Do they have a studio in their mansion?
What exactly is she free fromhuh
RomanceRe: Who Among The Three Ladies Got the best ukwu? by UjSizzle(f): 8:37pm On Aug 11, 2015
Mynd44:
Not a butt person so.....

*walks away*
So what are you?
RomanceRe: Who Among The Three Ladies Got the best ukwu? by UjSizzle(f): 8:36pm On Aug 11, 2015
jaybee3:
Yours apple or orange?
Guava
VaselineCrew2:
I have an inkling that your yansh is also nicely shaped like the girl in the middle. I'd also take her, btw.
Thank you
Matthewbriggs:
For real ... lipsrsealed
Yeah, for real. Moderate is nice.
RomanceRe: Who Among The Three Ladies Got the best ukwu? by UjSizzle(f): 8:26pm On Aug 11, 2015
The middle one's nice.
CrimeRe: 3-year old, two others murdered over bitter leaf plant in Edo by UjSizzle(f): 1:17am On Aug 11, 2015
I think it's apt to say "end time things."
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Wooing Challenge Season VII!!! [Men Pick Your Ladies] by UjSizzle(f): 1:14am On Aug 11, 2015
jaybee3:
I want to woo ujsizzle
grin kiss
CrimeRe: Man Slashes Girlfriend's Throat In Calabar After 3 Rounds Of Sex by UjSizzle(f): 7:11pm On Aug 10, 2015
Is this the new way of expressing orgasmhuh undecided
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Wooing Challenge Season VII!!! [Men Pick Your Ladies] by UjSizzle(f): 6:47pm On Aug 10, 2015
FrancisTony:
I want to woo UJsizzle.

cc Dygeasy smiley
Dude! grin
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by UjSizzle(f): 9:30pm On Aug 09, 2015
Dido-- White Flag

Next:
Nat King Cole-- Smile
Christianity EtcRe: Post Your Favourite Christian Hymns by UjSizzle(f): 2:30pm On Aug 09, 2015
I can't pick a favorite. I'm Anglican, I live for hymns.
TV/MoviesRe: One Film You Can Never Get Tired Of Watching? by UjSizzle(f): 10:36am On Aug 09, 2015
The Matrix cool

The Proposal (especially the dance at the woods scene grin)

Sounds of Music (all time classic) kiss

Saving Private Ryan (Respect!)
AgricultureRe: A Nairalander Managing His Little Fish Pond- Self-employed by UjSizzle(f): 9:30pm On Aug 08, 2015
My uncle had a fish pond in the past. Whenever we had to change the water, we'd fine bones of the smaller fishes at the bottom. Turned out the bigger ones ate the smaller ones for reasons I couldn't fathom. They were feeding well (twice a day and he changed the feed everytime they got bigger). I guess bullying isn't exclusive to the human race undecided
Anyway, I loved how they swam to the surface in a flurry to feed; the dragon flies kissing the water and the birds trying to catch fish. Always a pleasure to watch smiley


God bless your hustle OP. I'm assuming the water level is low because you're trying to harvest some of them (we did that too), but the tank doesn't look clean at all. You should work on that.
Well done.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Happy Birthday Jaybee3 by UjSizzle(f): 12:21pm On Aug 06, 2015
Booboo kiss

Wish you many many happy, prosperous, peaceful and wisdom filled years ahead.
May you never run out of excel sheets and practicality in your life wink Love you loads.

Happy birthday darling
FamilyRe: 'Free Bleeding' - a New Era Of Feminism For Free Flowing Menstruation (pics) by UjSizzle(f): 11:54am On Aug 05, 2015
Freebleeders are some of the craziest people out there grin
RomanceRe: 5 Challenges Of Being Lanky by UjSizzle(f): 8:08am On Aug 05, 2015
Vanquay:
Stop whining like a B**** and hit the Gym undecided
Didn't know exercise was capable of shrinking bones undecided
PhonesRe: Mtn Surprises This Woman With 15 Million This Morning by UjSizzle(f): 9:26pm On Aug 04, 2015
All these 15m things. She might as well take the house because that money will likely be spread over a number of years undecided
CrimeRe: How Do We Effectively Curb Sexual Offences In Nigeria? by UjSizzle(f): 8:49pm On Aug 04, 2015
jaybee3:
What positive actions can we do to raise awareness of the plight of those without a voice


Positive messages displayed on Tshirts

Public campaign across the nation by NL volunteers

Dedicated NL volunteer team (Investigators, counsellors and lawyers) willing to respond to reported cases within a short period of time

Free banners permanently displayed on NL linked to a dedicated thread with information on how to go about reporting such incidents

NL uni students encouraged to act as ambassadors in helping to curtail the evil menace by actively engaging in educating their peers

Bla bla bla
I love the T-shirt idea. Beautiful!
Everything you've said is possible with proper preparations, funding and passionate participants.


Thanks booboo kiss
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: 5 Strong Reasons Why Chelsea Might Defeat Arsenal In The Community Shield by UjSizzle(f): 10:03am On Aug 04, 2015
Ishilove/Seun is this your handwork? Lol what were you trying to do, rub-in the defeat? grin grin
CrimeRe: How Do We Effectively Curb Sexual Offences In Nigeria? by UjSizzle(f): 9:29am On Aug 04, 2015
Education. Yes, I agree education will go a long way to curbing the instances of rape we encounter every day, but this time around we have to shift the focus.

There are people who say that even though the woman shouldn't take the blame, she should be accorded some responsibility. Beautiful. The world is a bad place and it only helps to limit the odds in your favor everytime you step out of the house.

But women get the memo; it's been over stressed. You WILL get raped. Period. It's important she doesn't do anything suggestive to the opposite sex. Don't smile too much. Don't flirt too much. Don't accept a drink from a guy at the bar if you won't sleep with him. Don't enjoy or even revel in the delight of the chase (especially when it involves gifts like that's not supposed to be normal) because you WILL be raped. Everytime a woman dares to enjoy life, she's asking for it.

But women have done these things-- we've moved about with the constant fear that our right to consensual sex cam be stripped from us at anytime.
We get the memo. And it hasn't worked. There have been recorded cases of rape against women from the most moral countries in the world with respect to modesty in dressing and social activity. And there have been recorded cases against children too all over the world.

Women have changed. Laws have changed. But the education given to the male child hasn't been attacked with as much severity as the first two. Men are predators, true. They are hunters, true again. But they do not have to be sociopaths. Shift the awareness of how inhumane rape is to the men for once. Spend twice as much time as has been spent teaching women to be decent, and focus on getting the disgusting act of rape from the men.

Let the legislators enact laws that gives stringent punishment to offenders. If there's the possibility of having an executive arm of the police handle crimes of this nature (if it doesn't already exist) that will be superb.

And then the general population at large need to be sensitized. Rape happens because there are masochistic people who believe they can prey on the weakness of others. If we can stop being afraid of them, then they have nothing. What's to prey on when there's no visible weakness to exploit hmm?
Also rape victims are simply victims. They shouldn't be made to live in shame because of the nature of our society. We need a platform where men and women who have suffered sexual abuse can talk about their experience-- the fear, shame, and how they were able to get past it and integrate fully into society again.

There's so much work to be done. Where do we start? *sigh*
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji's Look To Stephanie Linus' Movie Premiere? by UjSizzle(f): 9:59am On Aug 03, 2015
kiss kiss asa
PhonesRe: Windows Mobile Naija Forum by UjSizzle(f): 10:42pm On Aug 02, 2015
jmaine:
Sure and it has what you have been craving for . . .3G Only mode grin . . . . . . Have the preview on my old lady the 720, and she just feels spanking fresh . . . . . .

The experience is totally different . . . . . .
Screenshots plsssss? Especially of the live tiles smiley
Nairaland GeneralRe: Seun, Anti Spam Bot Is Becoming Out Of Control! by UjSizzle(f): 10:36pm On Aug 02, 2015
Seun:
Sorry. The mods will work harder to ensure that it's well trained so there will be fewer mistakes.
Can we have the 'rofl' smiley here? grin grin
Your sense of humor sha cheesy
TravelRe: The Humans Of Lagos (Street Photography Project) by UjSizzle(f): 10:27pm On Aug 02, 2015
TochiPhotos:
"I started driving because I loved how drivers dressed, my senior brother was a driver in the sixties, he was always neat and well behaved. His neatness and numerous road tales was what made me love driving. Driving has changed a lot since then, now it's like a battle of the craziest.
I class drivers I see on the road in two; the normal and abnormal. The abnormal used to be mostly the Indian hemp smoking danfo drivers but now it's hard to tell apart because everyone now acts crazy on the road."
Dignity of labour. How lovely smiley
RomanceRe: 600 Men Slept With Me In One Year, Says 24-year-old Student by UjSizzle(f): 4:58pm On Aug 02, 2015
Who was the fella asking the 101 questions? I was beginning to get irritated by them mtcheeeew. Someone tells you she's slept with 600 men within a year and you're still asking mumu things like "did you charge extra for bjs?"
Rubbish! I had to stop reading before I hit someone.
FamilyRe: 5 Tricks Nigerian Women Use To "Trap Men Into Marriage" by UjSizzle(f): 6:47pm On Aug 01, 2015
Mynd44:
Caracta is the inventor of number 5 tongue tongue
Why are you people obsessed with women na? Haba
WebmastersRe: A One Year Blogging Plan That Works by UjSizzle(f): 6:35pm On Aug 01, 2015
Asito:
grin OP you'll receive enough lawsuits from dissapointed bloggers come 1st August 2016. grin
grin
RomanceRe: See How This Lady I Travelled for dissappointed me by UjSizzle(f): 3:17pm On Aug 01, 2015
Cold feet?
PhonesRe: Windows Mobile Naija Forum by UjSizzle(f): 1:50am On Aug 01, 2015
mablie:
Thank you for clarifying some of my questions.Last question,why do you prefare using microsofts' windows phones rather than googles' androids?Are windows phones like the lumia series underrated in the smartphone market?Or are they just inferior products compared to googles android brands like LG and tecno?Or do googles' android fanboys/girls simply use them because of the hundreds of apps they can acquire with the phones?
Nope, there's nothing wrong with the Lumia devices. Nokia makes a helluva phone.
I use Windows because I prefer the OS to Android (personal choice) and it works fine for my needs.

And Lumia phones aren't underrated. Lumia devices are like the Nexus of the Windows OS.
PhonesRe: Windows Mobile Naija Forum by UjSizzle(f): 1:47am On Aug 01, 2015
Skills102:
is der any free app dt can convert pdf-MSword and vice versa apart frm acrobat dt will requir moni
I heard 'xodo docs' does that. You should try it.

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