76Naira:

@ $tunna,

In plain & simple terms, thank you!

Either your're a 'spambot' or stunna started a 2nd profile to back up his aimless, useless rants.  Go sit down abeg. 5 posts! u think we were born yesterday?

just got home to read all this rubbish, bad belle is the reason why a lot of people do not prosper.

I am not stuck up or spoilt i call most people in my house uncle and aunty as i grew up with them working for us.  Our driver is a young guy who just started last year so no need for uncle. And small madam started from naija film and its a joke around my house.

If my life is paining anyone it should pain them well, na baba God make am no be by my power.

at so called 'stunna' i do not blame you. stunna my back foot. bad belle fit kill oh better be transformed by the renewal of your mind.

My parents do not know Mr. D you need to learn to read or better yet piddle off and stop trying to piss on my parade.

as for your amateur psycho-analysis, what you think means absolutely nothing to me so not gonna bother with an in depth response to every meaningless comment you made.

Firearm:

@ Uju

Slapping a man is not the best thing for a woman to do.
My advice:  never ever slap a man in your life. It is not worth it.

Words of an elder

lol yes sir, i don hear. I haven't had to slap someone yet this is the closest I have gotten, My brother says if a girl slaps him she must marry him i.e only his wife can slap him and i guess he would have to do something really bad for her to do such.

pro01:

the thread's title is very misleading; one would have thought that the first date ended up being an armed robbery operation - in which she was forced to partake. BTW do people still do this 'date' thing? Na wah oh.

no people don't date they meet and get married the next day -________-

I know this story is not as dramatic as some of the ones you see on NL, but thats because people have overactive imaginations and I dont have time to formulate stories for peoples entertainment, for me it was from hell because d guy was driving like a madman and nearly killed me and then had the effrontery to pucker up in my direction #epicfail

@ snazzy

In fact when I told my mother that I almost slapped him she said 'oya get in your car drive to his office and slap him then' loooooooooooool she wants their security to beat me abi.

Its a shame once you miss ur moment to slap someone you can never get it back

violent:

Both are actually used interchangeably.  There are no laid down rules on which is more appropriate!

The farther you walk, the further you get

The further you walk, the farther you get

English shouldn't have to be a pain in the bum!

Word! dont mind them 'english scholars', na we no go school abi? kmt. thanks for clarifying this dear

natddon:

a very lengthy mail, no holds barred

don't think you should be sharing your company email online, not very professional. Anyway I dont really have anything to email you about, sorry oh!  

natddon:

send me a mail n i'll giv u gud tips
nathaniel.c.egwaoje@firstbanknigeria.com

-____- ummm,

Ralphjoe:

@op, next time be careful of guys u go out with, boys shuld be an exception, mature men are d real deal.

-___- umm,

jerryben12:

Nonesense girl! You are going about looking for men to buy you lunch and dinner all in the name of date~! You will soon be the one buying HIV medications for yourself. Do you think you will know a man by him taking you to the restaurant? The food will make you not to see the real him. You are suppose make him meet you in a park where you can ask him heart felt questions with meanings. Next, find people that knows him and get facts. Life is too short to be wasting hours being deceived in the restaurant. At the end of the restaurant journey, which may take months you will be in his bed and the next day, you are being kicked out.

hahaha very funny. i pray your sisters and daugters will not go carry aids.  Anyway I'm from a good home and don't get down like that.  As for park, this na naija no be jand or yankee weh u go see park siddon abegi go sleep this is sunday so i will forgive ur foolishness.

Even when I go out with girlfriends we go to lunch, dinner, drinks, we can talk over food or drinks its comfortable and open as opposed to babes who go to a guys house in the name of dating. Naija is quite limited for dating venues, I'm not a fan of cinema till I know someone well. And this is not about getting free meals I can afford food I have a job and if I want to go chop lobster for Paris first na to tell my popsy i dey stressed for naija and i need some rest, perks of being the only daughter   please freeeeeeeeeeee me abeg!!!

JUO:

no go marry make u begin make babies, dey there dey fine date

-__- thanks for ur concern.  Good luck to all those marrying at 22, as for me I'm not looking for 'mr right now' just looking for someone to build a loving relationship that can go all the way to old age based on a beautiful friendship and common goals.

Wislet:

lol! How she go find Mr Right naa?
@uju, so wat abt de 2nd guy's tale?

Help me tell them oh!

as for the igbo guy, just got home from church getting ready, we're going to lunch he's picking me up at 2.30.  He knows my family very well and our parents are friends so he will probably come early to jist with his people. should be fun and very relaxed! We're going to a resort that sells all kinds of food and i'm really craving some yam and egg, my fave sunday food  

natddon:

uju_1,
your story too dey vauge, wetin exactly happen.

didn't wanna type a sermon so just gave the main facts, what else do u wanna know?

furthest : superlative of far
Adverb: At, to, or by a great distance (used to indicate the extent to which one thing is distant from another): "it was not too far away".

I believe you can use either and quite frankly considering the appauling english i see in most threads i really am not bothered. If you wanna debate the validity of my usage of furthest please start another thread in the grammar section

Anyhoo like i said known the guy a few years from uni in ghana and have a number of mutual friends. He picked me up from our family office and i told my parents who exactly i was going with. I'm not a muppet or a randy 12 year old sneaking out with men.

what stops a rat getting in a chair? will be good to know so we can change my grandma's chairs. at the moment i avoid the village or sleep in hotels in town wen we travel to villa because I cant stand rats she has them in the chairs you can hear them so i sit on plastic chairs or footstools. they are mice and sneak in the gap between the doors, but i hate them!!!

Every month me and the guy in my life have an argument during that time of the month. I'm very irrational and easily annoyed.

I'm just lucky he's very patient and tolerant.

Wish there was something to help it.

Cuddlemii:

^uju ok ma am!

Cuddlemii:

Don't know about their private love life or what they call themselves.

But My moms nick name & pet name is Emy Le Sanchez. My Dad's nick name & pet name is Sammy Sparkle. My mom gave me a pet name called Bums. Still don't get where she got that from.

if ur mum and dad are called susan and tom they are unlikely to call themselves susan and tom around the kids think thats what the op means, the name they call eachother at home, not what they call each other in bed. ppl on this site, their minds go far!

i didnt even know my mum and dad's real names till i was in primary 6 and we went to america nd i heard my cousins call them uncle 'tom' and aunty 'sue'  (not their real names). in naija its just aunty, uncle, brother, nne etc

sexkillz:

And HEY! The OP posted her story and ASKED for opinions! If NONE of you HALF BAKED ROMANTICS spewing thrash on this thread has any thing positive to contribute, why dont you ALL SHUT THA F[b]U[/b]CK UP, and go look for a THREAD that suits your SARDONIC, PATHETIC and MORONIC responses! DAMN HYPOCRITES!

couldn't have said it better myself

sexkillz:

And to ANSWER your QUESTION! NO! You were NOT over reacting! Only an MO[b]R[/b]ONIC Arrow would keep a LADY WAITING, talk on PHONE half the way home, in a war with a lady he just met, and is trying to impress, completely IGNORING HER and then turn around to FRENCH KISS HER! WHAT? (not even on the lips or forehead)  That's NOT GENTLEMANLY! You should have SLAPPED HIM!

lol abi sex killz, this is why i like you. lol. as my people say, you have spoken well!

You haven't even mentioned the fact he nearly killed me with one handed formula one style driving.

I should have given him a back hand

violent:

haha, the joke is on you for being lousy and not knowing "furthest" is an English word!. . gosh, the sad loss of attending a cheap school!

Help me tell him/her oh, looool

Pweety4me:

@Poster lol you know about b4?why u enter him car?

lol yes ma, known him since ghana so a few years but he was 2 years above me when i started uni.

tpia@:


so obviously you're not as new as you want people to believe.

if you already know the journal section.

Never heard of the journal section but i know what a journal is, used my common sense, it's not rocket science,  

This guy is accident prone hope he gets well soon

tpia@:

journal section, please.


this may take a while.

Its not a journal, i'm interested in peoples responses to my reaction to a romantic occurance.

Can I emphasize that its not by force to read, reply or have an opinion on this thread,  

Mynd_44:

All these small pikins sef

again not by force

does anyone have anything else to say? NL is supposed to be a forum for all to discuss what they want to unless your name is seun i doubt you own NL so its a 'free country' if you don't like what i'm posting then feel free to not read it.

Thanks all!

Madukaele:

WOMEN AND MONEY, HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, silly POSTER, make we clap for u? , or u no sabi take ursef out? ugly thing, u wan finish d guy moni, thunder scatter your head der  

This isn't about money. as for the rest, i see why you mad! lol. haters everywhere. pretty people generally don't have a need to abuse others as they are not insecure,

190smh:

. .  May your next date spit on your eyes for refusing to kiss him

food kill you  

God forgive you.  The wicked things we wish on others generally happen to us, u have so much hate in your life, its not that bad cheer up. no need to take it out on others thats not the answer either xx

Smilenw:

Woman, do a spell check next time you type out long pointless posts

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/furthest

furthest is a word dear, and if you think its pointless then what does that make you for responding? please its not by force hunny xx

190smh:


well i cant blame you, thats why you keep attracting men who look like potential psychopaths.


Hisses and walks out again and slam door

You need education on the definition of psychopath, right now someone who slams imaginary doors on the internet seems pretty close.

Please dont come back.

joblessness should be illegal! hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

r231:

so far you can take her to the Chinese restaurant of her choice 

and make sure you stay off your phone

Its dangerous and illegal in most civilised countrys and he was driving like a crazy man with one hand and not paying attention to the road,  my life is precious biko.

190smh:

Hisses walks out and slams door

kmt right back at you. 1. did anybody call you here 2. responding is not by force biko 3. whats your stress? go sidown abeg abi is this mr D in disguise? if so why wont you hiss kmt

Pafuri:

You bought the iphone in LONDON but did not know you needed to unlock it for it to work in Naija?

I'm not talking about unlocking the phone, I mean the simcard is smaller and I couldnt find a simcard that size this was in january unless they have started selling them since then. As at january there were no iphone packages available.

Hi Guys

So a couple of days ago I went on a date with a gentleman,  I will call him mr D.

Mr D is very handsome, tall, dark, everything I like. 

He picked me up from the office at 6.30pm.  We agreed on 5.30pm but he was an hour late due to work commitments.  I understand he works for an oil company but keeping a lady waiting is not cool.

So we went to dinner.  I absolutely love chinese and there are a number of really good chinese restaurants in the town but he took me to the one i absolutely hate and its also the furthest away,  I am suspecting this is due to the fact it is the cheapest,  but as a working guy I didn't think this was a good move I would rather have had chicken republic or mister biggs than that rubbish.  And also normally the first date the lady picks or is that just my experience?

On the bright side the conversation was good at the restaurant but then on the way to drop me at home he talked on his mobile half the way. HE WAS DRIVING LIKE A MAD MAN AND NEARLY KILLED ME  I am not a nagger so i just kept quiet praying in my head.  I was scared for my life and was tempted to get him to drop me at the office and call my driver to get me.

The cheekiest part,  we got to my house i gave him a hug goodbye.  We were in my compound and d gateman and others were not far away.  This boy held my face and tried to kiss me by force.  I blocked him with my hand and resisted the urge to slap him.  I feel he disrespected me and my house by doing this and it would be embarassing if uncle abdul the gateman saw me kissing a random man in the car all the househelps will say 'small madam don spoil oh she no dey do church again'.

Oh well.  I have a lunch 'date' after church tomorrow with an igbo boy,  should be interesting.

I dont think I'm over reacting,  tell me what you think people

Bad Belle NL's can kiss my beep

some people are just confused as i always say, no be by force to dey reply to topic weh u no wan reply so carry dey go abeg.

my daddy calls my mum mummy and my mum calls my dad nnababy, quite cute.

I want my husband to call me precious or sweet'im and maybe i will call him daddy

At chriatmas in london i bought an iphone but when i got back here i couldnt use it even the simcard is different. I love my iphone but had to send it to my cousin in london. Please does anyone know which naija networks support iphone? That was d best phone i ever used as in it did everything u can think of.

my 2 cents worth :-

the main cause of rioting, looting and lawlessness in the UK is single parent homes (directly and indirectly)

biko seek counselling etc before takings such a step.

As for being a single parent in nigeria, if you are ready to be ridiculed then you can give it a try.  good luck, think you might need it!

all the people who dont like the thread, its not by force to read or reply. Congratulations Jare wishing you a blessed union :-)

And to all the womens liberation 'crew' - if you no wan marry that one 'consign' you. furthermore, if you think someone wanting to give you his last name and declare his love for you to the world is no big deal, tell that to the 200 single females weh dey ur church dey bind spirit of singleness and call forth husband by faith every sunday.

deuces x

Hi guys, thanks for the advice. decided to let what happens happen and I have a date with Mr D today a very tall, handsome guy whose parents are from rivers state. We have talked for a few months but never been out just the two of us, should be interesting! will keep you all posted x