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RomanceRe: My Friend Won’t Talk To Me Because I Show Interest In Her Ex by ukaface(f): 6:30am On Jul 30, 2025
Jeweltz:
I introduced this guy to her in 2022. A year after he travelled to Canada 🇨🇦 on an express entry visa. I had interest in him before I introduced him to my friend tho I never told him the because he always talk about how he loves women with big ass, big this big that..so I knew I didn’t have a chance there. We were just cool and since he didn’t signify any interest in me, I play low.

So when he met my friend, she started doing too much around him, ask me if he can collect his number since I told her we were not dating, I said yes even when I didn’t like the idea.

Now they already broke up since he was in Canada and he stopped talking to her. She also told me how he’s very arrogant and all this all that.

So, now me and the guy were trying to rekindle our lost connection and I made it known to him that I actually have interest in him. He was okay with this. And it’s something I’ll be willing to explore if he came to Nigeria later this year.

My friend saw his message on my phone the other day when she was checking stuffs on my phone. He curiosity got the worst of her and she read through our iMessage chats. Since then she’s been refusing to talk to me. She talked to our other friends and no one listen to my side or the story.

You didn’t even know this guy, I do.
Pele o
Shebi person Dey tell you now say he arrogant, you still chook head Dey claim she doesn’t know the guy, but you.

‘ you didn’t even know this guy, I do’ but they dated, so arguably she knows the guy.

Do you now have the big ass that he likes?

Dey there, the guy go chop you as he chop your friend.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2025 (Season 10) Live Update Thread by ukaface(f): 5:46pm On Jul 29, 2025
Imisi don use all the like wey Dey this world
Like like dey choke
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2025 (Season 10) Live Update Thread by ukaface(f): 4:37pm On Jul 29, 2025
Shey na only me ni
But this kaybobo Dey shoot English o
He say he no gbadun o
True true…. Because what is this I’m watching.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2025 (Season 10) Live Update Thread by ukaface(f): 4:30pm On Jul 29, 2025
Abeg who be this guy with funny accent wey Dey diary room
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2025 (Season 10) Live Update Thread by ukaface(f): 3:25pm On Jul 29, 2025
How you go end statement with because
Anyways, I like her coz she be talkative—— ibifubara
FamilyRe: Is This What Being A Father All About? Picture by ukaface(f): 11:53pm On Jul 28, 2025
Chilipepper:
No wonder some fathers dey kpai quickly 😔😔loads are much!

Is this what you go through as a father?
Women don’t work?
PoliticsRe: Where Is Tinubu's Alma Mater In Nigeria? by ukaface(f): 3:55pm On Jul 28, 2025
They have either closed the school, sold it or demolished it

My primary schools have both been sold, and demolished 😭😭
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2025 (Season 10) Live Update Thread by ukaface(f): 9:19pm On Jul 27, 2025
Mensah….. please
No be by gragra abeg, you too loud mouthed

Mr kill the chicken
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2025 (Season 10) Live Update Thread by ukaface(f): 9:18pm On Jul 27, 2025
Aswear these guys mumu o
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2025 (Season 10) Live Update Thread by ukaface(f): 10:27pm On Jul 26, 2025
This one sultana just Dey conscious of her breast, she no test run the cloth before now?
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2025 (Season 10) Live Update Thread by ukaface(f): 9:52pm On Jul 26, 2025
I like Imisi
FamilyRe: Who Brings More To The Table: Men Or Women? by ukaface(f): 8:02pm On Jul 25, 2025
Una no Dey tire for this Una table question?

Who construct the table in the first place sef?

Nawa o
SportsRe: Terry Bollea: Hulk Hogan Dies At 71 by ukaface(f): 11:57am On Jul 25, 2025
Katcall:
when did you started watching mojo
What is mojo
FamilyRe: What Does It Mean When Your Wife Saves Your Number On Her Like This? by ukaface(f): 7:31pm On Jul 24, 2025
influenz:
My wife and I had some misunderstanding that resulted in heated arguments.

With the intervention of some elders, the issue was sort of resolved. However, weeks later, I observed that my wife changed the way she saved my number on her phone from "Hubby" to "Dele - Airtel" (not real name, but something like this - assuming I worked in Airtel).

I am thinking of parting ways with her, but children are involved.
Yes please
Part ways
SportsRe: Terry Bollea: Hulk Hogan Dies At 71 by ukaface(f): 7:31pm On Jul 24, 2025
One of the few persons my mum knows as a wrestler
CelebritiesRe: I’m senior to Pete Edochie in acting — Yemi Solade by ukaface(f): 10:16am On Jul 24, 2025
I Dey come sir, make I go call her for you
PoliticsRe: Segun Dada Slams Kemi Badenoch Over Nigerian Citizenship Claim by ukaface(f): 5:23pm On Jul 21, 2025
This woman is stoopid o

Which kine witchcraft is this one bayi

Least she no be Igbo, omo
Igbos for don chop backlash finish

But see how everybody is calm?
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Pregnant Again ! by ukaface(f): 9:56pm On Jul 18, 2025
Just get married to her already

Don’t y'all know about family planning? You know how to construct your problem with good English ( e fit be ChatGPT) but you don’t know how to save yourself from unnecessary financial burden of caring for extra mouth by just ensuring family planning or abstinence sef.

Again, just get married. Because who you wan leave single mother of two for?
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija Season 10 To Premier This July With ₦150 Million Grand Prize by ukaface(f): 7:12am On Jul 17, 2025
GreaterFuture:
Alright.
Anywhere you are in the world, anywhere at all, especially for Nigerians (and Africans) in the Diaspora or overseas, you can watch this.
Abeg ooo
Where people in diaspora fit to watch am?
RomanceRe: Will I Be Entitled To Half Of My Bf Properties In Europe If We Broke Up by ukaface(f): 5:44pm On Jul 16, 2025
orohbiro:
Pls I Will be traveling to Europe soon pls Incase I go into a relationship there will I be entitled to half my boyfriend properties if we break up together pls I need an answer pls
Nawa for you o

Nawa for you o

If na your brother girlfriend come ask you this question, Wetin you go tell am
PoliticsRe: Former President Muhammadu Buhari Is Dead! by ukaface(f): 8:44pm On Jul 13, 2025
Make I no talk Wetin Dey my mind sha
RomanceRe: My New Girlfriend Is Sexually Naive And Inactive @25 by ukaface(f): 9:29pm On Jul 12, 2025
Oh chim
Nothing wey I no go jam read for this NL
CelebritiesRe: I Never Accused Anyone Of Killing Mohbad – Iyabo Ojo by ukaface(f): 8:39am On Jul 11, 2025
Well
Na why sometimes you just need to keep quiet, no be everything you go Dey talk

But this woman sha, na bully
Watching that Lagos housewives made me see how nasty she can be.
RomanceRe: My Virgin Wife Now Something Else by ukaface(f): 2:43pm On Jul 10, 2025
Xso666:
Hello nairalanders, I am new to this forum and I was introduced by a friend of mine to this forum to seek advice on how to go about my marital issue.

Here is the problem, I married my wife a virgin and as at that time she was almost done with schooling as I met her when I went to stay with a friend around her school area. So we connected and then I told her I had interest in her and I would like for us to be in a relationship so she agreed and we started dating.

Fast forward to 2024 she was done with school so I went to pay her bride price and then brought her over to Lagos where I stay and then we started living together as husband and wife.

Everything has been moving fine after I disvirgined my wife and I felt like I was the luckiest man on earth and I feel like I already made it in life because I believe as a man if you get a good wife then you have solved 80% of your problem the remaining 20% will be making money to sustain the family.

So of lately I notice my virgin wife became so addicted to sex that she barely can’t go a day without sex and I am ready to give it to her any day any time.

So I traveled for work sometimes around feb 2025 and I stayed 2 weeks over there so when I came back I decided to take a stroll with my wife to get something down the street so I noticed as I was getting something she greeted a guy that sells female stuffs in my street so immediately I turned to talk to her she quickly discharged the guy and then they both acted like they were not talking together well I was unbothered because I mean the guy is just a trader doing his business and maybe she bought something from him and so I suspected nothing. Not until I noticed my wife likes going out to get things and she would spend time outside and this is something she doesn’t like doing before so I thought she is getting used to the Lagos life and so she is enjoying herself now and comfortable now in Lagos. I never had any insecurities whatsoever because I don’t believe she could have anything to do with any man since I married her a virgin although I know she has high sexual drive but I still think she can’t do no such thing.

Fast forward to sometimes around June I traveled again but this time somewhere close to where I live so I told her I would be spending a week or more and so I left to work getting there we lodged and waiting for update as regards to why we are here so on the 3rd day the contractor called and said we should all go and come back that the job has been rescheduled till the next month so I decided to go back home that same day since it was not far from where I stay so I tried reaching out to my wife’s number but she wasn’t reachable so I thought her phone was off, so I boarded a bus home to relax and break the news to her only to find my house locked and my wife wasn’t home and her phone was not going through so I managed to open the door using my spare key and then went inside and took my shower then I went to the kitchen but there was no food to eat so I decided to prepare something for us to eat in the house. I tried reaching my wife again and still not reachable and it was getting late already so I was worried and was curious to know what happened to her because she’s not so conversant with areas in Lagos. So I decided to pray and take some wine while I wait to think of my next action.

Suddenly she messaged me and told me she has not been able to charge her phone and there have not been light in the house, so I asked her where she was and she told me she was in the house and then I told her to come on video call I want to show her something I got for her but she told me the ba3 will die that she managed to use this to call me so I know she’s fine well I told her there was no problem and she should do her to make sure the battery don’t die so we can communicate tonight. So I went outside the compound only for me to find my wife coming back that night with this guy that sells female stuffs down the street and she was so shocked to see me at home she shouted immediately saw me and the guy just disappeared from no where.

Till now I don’t just know what to do because I married this woman a virgin but she has turned something else and I don’t know if to tell her parents or handle this like a man within us here although she told me she didn’t do anything with him that he tried to have her but she didn’t but how do I believe that please guys help me move this to front page so I get more suggestions as I am really confused.
Hmmmmmmm

That your wife Dey lie fire

Ahn ahn
RomanceRe: About To Wife A Lady That Was A Street Girl by ukaface(f): 1:42pm On Jul 10, 2025
MrHandsome2013:
I met this girl online based on parole and I fell in love with her.

We started dating and everything is fine.
When I asked her why she was doing OS.

She told me that she is the one sponsoring her self in school and none of her family members are supporting her.

I intend to wife but scared of her past.
I have listened to many online counseling videos that a woman’s past matters a lot.
She had told me she is now changed person.

Then I came up with lies that in our culture that if a woman cheat outside marriage that she will run mad immediately that if she can cope with that.
She told me it is fine , that she did os to support her school
In other words
She quit OS , and you in turn will have to support her whilst in school
Abi you think she would quit OS because of you when you no Dey drop any support?
If she no see support from you, back to the streets o
CelebritiesRe: P Diddy Found Not Guilty Of Sex-Trafficking, Convicted On Lesser Charges by ukaface(f): 10:43pm On Jul 02, 2025
I sha know say wahala go Dey between him and Oko Beyoncé because e be like that one no show up for am.
CelebritiesRe: P Diddy Found Not Guilty Of Sex-Trafficking, Convicted On Lesser Charges by ukaface(f): 10:41pm On Jul 02, 2025
RandomFellow:
Actually, this is good to know. I wish R-Kelly had same luck. I love both men like crazy. They made our childhood memorable
How did pdiddy make your childhood memorable ?
CelebritiesRe: P Diddy Found Not Guilty Of Sex-Trafficking, Convicted On Lesser Charges by ukaface(f): 10:38pm On Jul 02, 2025
Commentor:
I talk am.

People simply condemn the man for nothing.

Yes, he's a freak....so what?

Is it a crime?
Na because e no reach your household
PoliticsRe: Lalude Accuses Tinubu, Sanwo-olu Campaign Teams Of Betrayal (Video) by ukaface(f): 9:15pm On Jun 29, 2025
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Abi emoji no follow for charactershuh

Anyways
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