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I don't believe this shit

This op your brain dey pain u

fratermathy:
I came across this laughable plea from IPOB online and as an Urhobo, I found it laughable and delusional. I'll express my sentiments under the post.




My issues with this delusional plea include:

1. The writer couldn't even spell Urhobo well. What he spelt was Uhrobo, not Urhobo. I have met several Igbos lash on others who dared to omit the "g" in Igbo and spelt as Ibo. The fact that someone or a group that supposedly means us well do not even know how to spell the name of our ethnicity is definitely laughable.

2. Urhobos/Isokos HAVE NEVER been a part of Biafra at any point. In 1967, Urhobo/Isokoland was in Nigeria's Mid-West State (previously in the Western Region) and anyone who knows the history of the war well enough knows that the Mid-West was never part of Ojukwu's short-lived Biafra. In fact, the Biafran troops massacred a lot of Mid-Westerners, including Urhobo/Isokos, when they invaded Benin (only Igbos were spared).

3. In the current resurgence for Biafra, Urhobo/Isokos have always maintained their stand. Our apex socio-cultural unions, UPU and IDU, have stated emphatically that we do not want Biafra. We are not Biafrans. We do not want to be Biafrans! This cannot be overemphasised. Apart from our apex groups, many of us have rejected the Biafran cause in the numerous Urhobo-Isoko groups on the social media.

4. Urhobo/Isokos have never been sympathetic to the Igbo cause in any way. In fact, quite the opposite, we have maintained our independence and tilted more towards the West. The average Urhobo man is more at home with a Yoruba than with an Igbo. This doesn't mean we hate Igbos but we simply have more sympathy with our Edoid/Yoruboid kins. This explains the presence of many itinerant and settler Urhobos in Yorubaland, as opposed to Igboland where Urhobo/Isokos hardly venture to. How then can we share a country with people we have no historical, political or cultural ties with? Any Urhobo/Isoko that may be sympathetic to the Biafran cause does so at the personal level and represents his own interest. The voice of Urhobo/Isoko collective interest has been made known already.

5. Urhobos WILL NOT sit at home and do nothing because IPOB asked us to or because Igbos are doing so. It will NEVER happen, today or anytime soon. Such a plea is useless and antithetical to the Biafran cause. Biafrans should aim for an Igboid country and leave Edoid/Yoruboid groups out of it. Urhobo/Isoko is Edoid. Itsekiri is Yoruboid. Even the Western Ijaws which have always been with us tilt more towards the West than anywhere else. How can you want so many dissimilar groups in your "utopia"? Won't it amount to creating another Nigeria when you "drag" uninterested groups to your cause?

I need not tell the writer, IPOB and any Igbo who cares to hear what the answer to this plea would be. The response is not farfetched. Ihwo r'Urhobo guoni Biafra a! Urhobo people are not Biafrans! We may be fed up with Nigeria but we can never leave the devil for the deep blue sea. Igbo is a majority ethnic group in Nigeria and as such contributes to the plights faced by minorities such as Urhobo/Isoko. The Igbo should not absolve itself from the "parasite" status! As far as minorities are concerned, all majority ethnic groups are a threat. Some are much more than some. In this case, Igbos have never done anything for Urhobo/Isokos to trust its motives. IPOB should stop adding us to its agenda or else it'll attract more insults to itself and the Igbo ethnicity. A word is enough for the wise!


Ihwo r'Urhobo v'Isoko, ke mavor owa mlo ota na vwa? Oshe phiyor? Biko vwa me ji tota kparemu me tare na!

Naso

flyca:
Marry a woman with brain. We all have vaginas

I love you already

fuckerstard:
Visit tourist centers 1,2,3,4,6 at your own risk.

1. Don't go with SUV or off road truck, BH(Boko Haram) will sieze them from you.
2. Lodge in the Army barracks and don't sleep with both eyes.
3. Stay away from thier women and mind your bizness
4. Don't go with kids or young girls, heard of chibok?
5. Ermmm...

As for the badagry beach, don't go at night or during festive holidays otherwise you might get mugged. It's more or less free to enter so every jack n harry would be there.

Feel free to quote me as usual, i don talk my own.

Haba boss I've gone to 2,3 and 4 they're so peaceful nothing like boko haram there please know the whole truth about somewhere before u talk

What exactly are they doing with the recovered funds from corrupt people

Lol

Nkem4040:
Look at the dirty pan they are using and the grass the food is kept. Afonjas self

nawa for u o which pan dirty??

Op just now wey we close from church u don post this thing

Thewrath:
His destruction plan worked.
Let's see how far the "recovery" plan goes

Bloody disaster of a president!

God i just love your comment

Queentito:
Honestly, there's no big deal in it. Some men even buy it for their gf/wife

On a lighter mood, na because of ordinary chain you dey fear? If I come wear my itel S31 around my waist because of thieves Nko and I'm your gf *lol

That one I know say na church we dey go straight

Mskrisx:
Bia Op! no vez me for this Alaba go slow wey I dey ooo. Mtcheeew! Papi wata

Op, have you ever imagined your lady shaking her butts seductively at u with her waist beads on?

OK, naaa.....u still gat a long way

I wear silver chain on my left ankle and a gold one at the right...then sillver beads on my waist. Now, how does that make me demonic since I still have to jump okada everyday instead of flying? . See me on my anklets on a casual day and faint

Geez girl u raw

Thanks

yemsai:
There is nothing wrong in it...I personally dnt wear bt I hav friends dat do...
Some wear it for fashion while some say it makes an ass bigger....
I even hav a friend dat her bf personally bought it for her..dat he likes it..
So u see...is nt a bad thing..

Thanks

So I met this girl on whatsapp actually she chatted me up so I replied then started moving with the flow because she's cute and slim(I've always had a things for slim girls) so we got talking asked her how she got my number and all that she seemed so interested in me and been she's slim I don fall since ...

So we decided to meet yesterday and while we were together we talked like we've been in love for long (she loves me ) so after a while I decided to kiss her so I held her by the waist then I felt the bead...

After she had gone I told my friends... The girl wear bead o.... One of them shouted guy if she wear bead no do o in fact break up with her tell her say u high before she come that's why wetin happen happen...

Please house help me because I like everything about this girl but is there anything wrong in wearing a bead.


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NwamaziNwaAro:

Is Falz not a fraudster??

He impregnated Simi without marrying her,
Is that not fraud?

Our artistes are mostly fraudsters.
Abi na "softwork" and "wehdone sir"make am hammer so?

Your brain is in your bombom

Something is really wrong with you my friend

sarrki:
All we want is peace across the land

But if any group or persons wants to try our military might

He will face the full wrath of the law


Long live Niger delta

Long live muhammadu Buhari

Long live Federal Republic of Nigeria

Oh God I love Nairaland

Etzakoos:
Where The Back Side?

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That guy tire me sef

BUHARIISCURSED:
Na APC GOVERNOR


sarrki no go smell this thread

freeze brain dey frozen

Because of fayose abi which other reason

#10 abi... Issorite

This is true love please watch the video

Just like that?? Something is wrong with your dad

Seriously?? please go back to primary school

Lukmann1:
if i has the money in the abundancy, then i can bought it.

Their pocket

Okay

He's not in the country doesn't mean he's dead

Okay

Naso

You're a goat

GameGod:
This Reno is a big clown. Religious bigotry, suddenly he now loves APC because PMB is away. So is not APC as a party now, is individual BUHARI abi? But Buhari left Nigeria when $1/ #495 while as at today $1/ 515. Woe on to Religious bigots like omokri and co. They hate Buhari because he is a Muslim, even biafrats are now supporting Osinbajo.

Reno is a big fooooooooooool, olodo.