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FamilyRe: She's Fond Of Doing This.... by ukandi1(m): 4:54am On Jul 08, 2014
nairalife2013: nothing(NOTHING) can make me call it quits with my wife.
hmmmnnnnnnn. U lie big time man.... Okay, lets do it like this, will u still keep her when u discover that ur elder bro is d biological father of ur kids? and that her cousine is d real father of ur last child?. Wil u keep ur wife?
RomanceRe: Which Would You Ladies Prefer: A Rich Cheat Or A Broke Faithful Man? by ukandi1(m): 3:04am On Jul 08, 2014
ERTHAENIGMA: Mtcheew. All these dumb runz girls
very dumb they are , all of them.
EducationRe: Most Expensive Universities In Nigeria (2014) by ukandi1(m): 6:30pm On Jul 06, 2014
Nicepoker: Watz my business. Afterall na standard 3 I crash out for school
hahahahahahahahahaah... Wow we have many credible candidates for night of a thousand laugh here.
EducationRe: Most Expensive Universities In Nigeria (2014) by ukandi1(m): 6:28pm On Jul 06, 2014
Apatheist: A Pentecostal church.
forgotten the name.
one of the fire and brimstone ones.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
AutosRe: Genuine Toyota Spare Parts/ Call 08065250737 Or 08080617377 by ukandi1(m): 4:11pm On Jul 06, 2014
how much would u sell toyota hiace 2rz engine oil pump.. I am in enugu... Pls act fast
AutosRe: Neat And Well Maintained Volvo 440 For Sale @ 160k by ukandi1(m): 2:43pm On Jul 06, 2014
ukandi1@yahoo.com
FamilyRe: How Do You Decribe A Perfect Life by ukandi1(m): 2:29pm On Jul 06, 2014
cassyrooy: At least worth £10m before death. Lives in the most exquisite and luxirious apartment. Got a wife tighter than Kim K. Or any other equivalent though with supersonic brain for sex¤ual pleasuse. Three kids to top it all. Have my football club just like Roman A. Fly to UK and US and around the globe with my most important son looking for countries to milk from in the name of investment. Then last but not least be the chairman of this country for atleast 8years(just imagine how it'll be like to spend 15mins signing outrageous contracts like J. Ibori). EFCC i beg never jail me, these are crimes waiting to happen...
.. Hahahahahahahahahahaha
FamilyRe: How Do You Decribe A Perfect Life by ukandi1(m): 7:34am On Jul 06, 2014
A Life free from all desires. A life with God and money to afford the necessities of life. Expunge all desires from ur heart, and u will find peace and a perfect life. Now how many mortals truely seek it.
FamilyRe: To Report A Cheating Wife To Her Husband Or Not, What's Your Take? by ukandi1(m): 7:23am On Jul 06, 2014
a friend is that person who will see ur dirty face and then look u in ur eyes and tell u d truth that ur face is dirty. If u find my wife straying in that regard and u dont tell me , then u are evil and very wicked. Tell me and be at peace with urself and God even if that will cost u our friendship which i doubt. Tell me and allow me handle it even if i choose to be immature. If she infects me with sickness and i die out, will u forgive urself when u knew u could have averted it
Foreign AffairsRe: Pictures Of Titanic II, Scheduled To Sail In 2016 by ukandi1(m): 11:17am On Jul 05, 2014
hope d owner will not put a curse on it by challenging God .i hope this ends well.
AutosRe: Neat And Well Maintained Volvo 440 For Sale @ 160k by ukandi1(m): 7:08pm On Jul 04, 2014
where are d pix of dis highly celebrated ride? Pls upload
AutosRe: *SOLD**Clean Old Rugged Toyota Corolla (automatic Transmission) @ 280k**SOLD** by ukandi1(m): 6:21am On Jul 04, 2014
150k pls. My friend needs a car and i think this will be nice for beginers
Science/TechnologyRe: Snakes Tangled In Electric Wires In Benin City (Pictures) by ukandi1(m): 5:03pm On Jul 03, 2014
Uchiha Madara: This is really mind boggling, I mean how did they get up there?

I don't believe snakes can climb vertically, as in climb the wooden pole.

Really mysterious.
Even if they could climb d wooden poles, how could they possibly climb or move through smooth thin horizontal wires? Only DARK MATTER can explain this.
PoliticsRe: Arisekola Alao Wife Dies In Car Crash by ukandi1(m): 8:30pm On Jul 02, 2014
I know Arisekola Alao very well. That man was very fetish and dangerous. I am not surprise at d death of his First wife. His first daughter and first son should beta watch it.
Enter his house at Bodija, behind ikolaba estate and tell me if u would not feel something if u are spiritually sensitive.
What shall it profit a man to gain d world and suffer d lost of his own soul?
May their souls rest in peace though.
AutosRe: Used 2001 VOLVO S60 2.4T For Sale @550k,call;08106305647 by ukandi1(m): 5:54am On Jul 02, 2014
Manual drive or Automatic ?
FamilyRe: Married Ladies->how Was Your First Day In Your Matrimonial Home? by ukandi1(m): 8:32pm On Jul 01, 2014
Senator James: Hope you are not asking for picture before you believe?



Please dont crash Nairaland the second time.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha......
AutosRe: Most Sought For Car Engines In Nigeria 2014 by ukandi1(m): 6:59am On Jul 01, 2014
My broda, dis is my candid observation..

The toyota hiace engine is d most sought after. In that variation, u have 1Rz, 2Rz, 3Rz and 4Rz for the pms users and there is 2L and other L variations for diesel users. I bought d 2Rz this year from ladipo for #250k withserious abeg oh.. Many companies produce the toyota hiace with different sizes (innoson, jinbei, foton etal) . Buyers of these busses will always throw away the folo come engine and go for the toyota hiace engine. Then d camry engine is there, and then honda accord .
Success man.
SportsRe: South Africans Reactions After Keshi "Resignation" by ukandi1(m): 6:40am On Jul 01, 2014
hopelink1: keshi a local champion or let me say he is almost a local champion nowhere to be found among top men
jealousy.... That Bros never try? Stop spewing that trash abeg. Keshi is a hero. Lets bid him a hero farewell and wish him success in his future endeavours.
Atleast, he deserves it.
AutosRe: Abuja| Very Sound and well maintained Toyota Camry @ N370,000 by ukandi1(m): 8:09pm On Jun 30, 2014
chucky234: You are way dumber than I thought.....
What a discombobulated chronic goon.
Chineke.... Chai...! See oyinbo grammer oh...Hon Patrick obahiagbon must hear this..
FamilyRe: Married Ladies->how Was Your First Day In Your Matrimonial Home? by ukandi1(m): 8:05pm On Jun 30, 2014
nossycheek: Had to call the surgeon to help open the gate when he could not break the hymen. Wosh undecided
so how did d surgeon help break d hymen? Did he use medical tools or his natural tool?
FamilyRe: Married Ladies->how Was Your First Day In Your Matrimonial Home? by ukandi1(m): 3:23pm On Jun 30, 2014
ezugegere: Hmmmm..... That loss of freedom de make me fear o! I just de imagine how I go take cope....
that is where d real man develops. Its not easy bro..
Worst is d fact that
*u are being watched by everyone.
* u struggle to allow d attachee ladies to go cos u fear u will miss something about them tomoro and when u need them, they will not be there again for u.
* u struggle to be someone else cos d society expects u to be so since ur marital status has changed.
* u meet a very pretty woman and u begin to wish u had waited a bit before getting married.
* u meet some ladies and u which it was possible to be single again though i frown at those who hide their wedding rings in matters like that.
U may struggle for sometime but gradually, through it all, u will be happy u did.
Fear not bro, God will help u and u will turn out a better man.
If anyone say it is easy, know say na lie but it is worth it anyway.
AutosRe: Abuja| Very Sound and well maintained Toyota Camry @ N370,000 by ukandi1(m): 3:11pm On Jun 30, 2014
ogocology: Stop talking from your anus, kid. If you have tinylight @ 400k, lets see it. If not, go back to watching cartoons or building sand castles embarassed
'Bigboy' thanks for d insults.. Please keep them coming.
AutosRe: Abuja| Very Sound and well maintained Toyota Camry @ N370,000 by ukandi1(m): 10:08am On Jun 30, 2014
ogocology: You dey buy tiny light for 400k?! shocked Please give us your number. I'd wanna buy like 5 units. grin Ode like you! sad Na so una dey take enter wahala.
u de very stupid to talk trash for here. Why u de avoid d topic begin attack personality? U be olodo gba... And u have shown it here. Abeg park one side jaree....
AutosRe: Abuja| Very Sound and well maintained Toyota Camry @ N370,000 by ukandi1(m): 7:05am On Jun 30, 2014
chiebube: Am not compelling anyone to buy. I dont trade insults. Mature minds focus on their business.
Bros, neither are we threading insults here. We are only saying that d asking price is very high judging by many factors. Happy sales though.
PoliticsRe: Continue Pursuing Your Legitimate Business, Kwankwaso by ukandi1(m): 7:00am On Jun 30, 2014
Toktee: Ask igbos,the northern haters?
perhaps u are asking on their behalf and our answer is NO. We don't believe in ur Nigeria again. We want out. We are at d receiving end of ur blood sucking nature and religion extremism. We want to define clearly how to handle u when we meet( definitely not as a brother ).
PoliticsRe: Continue Pursuing Your Legitimate Business, Kwankwaso by ukandi1(m): 6:53am On Jun 30, 2014
abu12: We are one nigeria
You lie..
Don't say that again.. Dont u ever.. Which kind one Nigeria?
FamilyRe: Married Ladies->how Was Your First Day In Your Matrimonial Home? by ukandi1(m): 6:44am On Jun 30, 2014
Well since d married women are unserious in sharing their experiences, d married men can share theirs.

It wasn't a happy feeling for me when my wife moved in after d wedding, why?
* i felt trapped and suffocated
* i knew my freedom was gone. I knew i cud not do sharp sharp with any other lady again.
* i knew i was going to loose many friends, both gud and bad friends.
* i knew i couldn't be me again and silently and secretly it hurt me. Overtime i adjusted and believe, today its fun.

Final short:: while d women may be happy about it, my kind of men will be weeping for d lost freedom and perceived oversaturation of attention cos there are times we just want to be alone and think, away from everyone including our wives.
My candid op.
AutosRe: Abuja| Very Sound and well maintained Toyota Camry @ N370,000 by ukandi1(m): 4:33pm On Jun 29, 2014
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New Ideas: you dey greedy too much.na this old model car you wan sell 400k.too bad.so if you get 2005 carmy or more current model you go put am 2M.go owerri you go see this model at 150-180k.
true talk my brother. This camry is 90 model( 24 yrs old) and he is asking for 400k, when i can buy pencil light ( 98 model) for that amount.
Nairaland GeneralRe: My Horrible Experience In The Hand Of Inspired Autos. (RESOLVED) by ukandi1(m): 4:09pm On Jun 29, 2014
DJDOLA: So all dis bois wey they yarn anyhow for nairaland get money ooo.....imagine 5milla+....and he even they talk say no be money matter...o boi I shake yansh for u ooo
Bros, i folo taya oh ... No be small thing oh
RomanceRe: Pleas Help!!! My Sister Husband Is Asking Me Out by ukandi1(m): 12:47pm On Jan 07, 2014
Tell ur sister and damn the consequences so that u dont regret tomoro for not telling her, probably when d man gets her infected with HIV. The life u save cud be urs.
U have evidence against him in d text messages sent to u so why are u wasting time?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Massive Recruitment At Queen's College Aba. by ukandi1(m): 2:20pm On Jan 04, 2014
how much them wan pay? I go apply for proprietor
EventsRe: Where Will You Be On 31st Dec,2013/Jan.1,2014? by ukandi1(m): 7:55pm On Dec 29, 2013
church for sure. RCCG,...Zion parish enugu.

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