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PoliticsRe: I Didn't Sponsor Rufai Oseni's Father's Burial - Peter Obi by Ukeme8: 2:14pm On Aug 28, 2023
YesDaddyTill203:
LYING SOB. Lying as usual.
Pandora, pathological liar Obi, can lie for Africa. We are still waiting on the lying MOFO to sue the Gazette newspaper that posted his "YES DADDY" religious war conversation.
The IPOB cannibal monkey claimed that the tape was fake and that he would sue. We are still waiting for the IPOB terrorist sore loser to sue today.

You can never trust this man to tell the truth. He's incapable of telling the truth. He will lie even when he doesn't need to. That is a sign of a narcissistic personality disorder.
You be mumu.
PoliticsRe: Appeal Court Affirms Apapa As LP National Chairman, Sacks Abure by Ukeme8: 6:58pm On Aug 24, 2023
You guys be posting fake news, this is not true
RomanceRe: What I Discovered About Women After Break-up With My Ex by Ukeme8: 10:25am On Jul 14, 2023
Lifestone:
I don't get you guys argument. You mean she should remain at the same level and wait until the guy moves up before she moves too.
Nigeria men can't handle their women doing better than them, yet their games are poor.
A man should support her woman and become her champion. If you can't handle that, move on to the one you can handle
You be mumu, did you even read what he wrote up there? A lady earn 120k a month, and suddenly she is living in a 750k apartment. How else can you explain that, and how is that a jealously, don't you need to know the truth?
RomanceRe: What I Discovered About Women After Break-up With My Ex by Ukeme8: 10:24am On Jul 14, 2023
Wodu89:
Thrash. Is this what it's about. If it is, why can't she move up with him and not any other way ?


You go dey press your phone upside down. Yeye
You be mumu, did you even read what he wrote up there? A lady earn 120k a month, and suddenly she is living in a 750k apartment. How else can you explain that, and how is that a jealously?
CrimeRe: 'Mad Man' Strangles Junior WAEC Student To Death In Ondo by Ukeme8: 8:47pm On Jul 06, 2023
What kind of news is this, I don't even understand it sef, were they no teachers, probably a male teacher to help rescue that boy, or everyone just took off like that. It's so sad and terrible seriously.
PoliticsRe: Appeal Court upholds conviction Of Bassey Albert, Vacates Bail, Orders Arrest by Ukeme8: 9:19am On Jun 24, 2023
I love this jugement, if all politicians who stole money in public office were convicted and told to return same amount they stole, I think this will go far in making them to avoid stealing while in public office.
CrimeRe: Suspected Murderer Of Khadi Adeshina Olayinka In Police Custody by Ukeme8: 9:07am On Apr 12, 2023
Jennyclay:
were you there when the incident happened? Do you really know what transpired?

Nigerian men are so wicked and evil. The man successfully carried out his wicked agenda then ran away, only for him to report to the police himself so that people would think he's innocent.

We already know the ways of you wicked and evil Nigerian men. He's a rapist and a Murderer. God has exposed him.

Evil men everywhere!! Shior!!
Are you just OK at all, or you just wanna type anyhow?
CrimeRe: Suspected Murderer Of Khadi Adeshina Olayinka In Police Custody by Ukeme8: 9:05am On Apr 12, 2023
Jennyclay:
The man is a rapist and a Murderer.

The man raped and murdered the lady in cold blood.

Why are Nigerian men so evil and heartless huh undecided
Your not making sense, did you even read what was posted there at all?
PoliticsRe: Fani-kayode Hospitalised After DSS Grilling, Says Lawyer by Ukeme8: 1:17pm On Feb 21, 2023
He is not, it's fake news. Someone that just twisted this morning and said all kinds of terrible things. Is that someone who is hospitalized?
TravelRe: Man Escapes Death In Terrible Accident Along Enugu Road (Photos) by Ukeme8: 10:42pm On Dec 16, 2022
FredLum:
Not surprised it is AKTC, they have the most reckless and irresponsible drivers in Nigeria
Like seriously, I think they are one of the safest when it comes with road transport, and long distance.
HealthRe: Carter Oshodin, UNIBEN Official, Commits Suicide Over Hardship by Ukeme8: 7:24pm On Sep 11, 2022
doggedfighter:
Lies !






.
It's true. Hell direct
PoliticsRe: RECs Nomination: Buhari Breached Constitutional Provisions – Falana by Ukeme8: 6:36pm On Sep 11, 2022
lhordspy:
Story story. Falana talks too much these days you need not to wonder why he has lots all his relevance.

People dont take him serious anymore.

Falana these days like upsetting irrelevant arguement. Not the fearless falana we know that grilled then Fmr. President obasanjo at the 1999 oputa panel. Man has lot it.

90% of people that are going to read this news are just going to pass over it without giving much credit to it. Well, except the children of hate miscreants who will be rejoicing and masturbating over anything anti-buhari.



Who should he have nominated?? A pdp member?
Stop talking nonsense and use your brain for once
TravelRe: Akwa Ibom Smart Airport Terminal Nears Completion (Pictures) by Ukeme8: 12:13pm On Sep 10, 2022
Danny50:
Oil wells stole from cross river been put to use.
Stolen by whom, and from whom. Common sense is lacking. Na jealousy dey worry you sef
TravelRe: Akwa Ibom Smart Airport Terminal Nears Completion (Pictures) by Ukeme8: 12:11pm On Sep 10, 2022
nairalee:
Misplaced priorities
How is it a misplaced priority when it has been in operation long ago?
TravelRe: Akwa Ibom Smart Airport Terminal Nears Completion (Pictures) by Ukeme8: 12:09pm On Sep 10, 2022
plusfield:
In the south, the state govts build their airports with their resources and then hand them over to the FG, but in the north, the FG build the airports in the northern states
Akwa Ibom airport is own by the State, and has not been handed over, and will not be handed over to the federal government.
FoodRe: See The ₦600 Banana And Groundnut I Bought In Uyo (Pictured) by Ukeme8: 10:22pm On Aug 19, 2022
I live in Uyo, and the OP is telling lies. Those bananas and groundnuts doesn't cost more than 300, groundnuts #100, and banana #200
PoliticsRe: No Pirate Attack In Q1 2022 On Nigerian Waters, First Time In 30 Years by Ukeme8: 9:01pm On Aug 16, 2022
Lies..

Sea Pirates attack daily on Oron and Calabar Routes almost everytime, don't know what this government is talking about.

Infact the Route to Oron to Calabar is constantly under attack and the Navy isn't doing anything about it.
RomanceRe: Help - I'm About To Start Dating Two Sisters (accidentally) At The Same Time. by Ukeme8: 4:08pm On May 21, 2022
questioner:
I'd like to summarize my issue, Confused on the way forward.

1. I met this beautiful babe at a restaurant - pretty face, fresh baby skin, nice catwalk. She was damn proportionate, average boobs, average butt, avg hips, average height, angelic look, you can take her anywhere kinda girl.
She leaves the restaurant some minutes before I do.

Do the right thing, let the OS know you can't continue with her, and move on with the YS.

2. While driving out, I notice she's still at the bus stop waiting for a bus/cab, so I beckon her and gave her a lift home. We exchanged numbers.

3. Called her two days later asking to hang out, she was hesitant but I persisted and she later agreed

4. We chill out at a bar in the evening but she wasn't acting too friendly, not answering my questions and just behaving hesitant.
Infact, a friend I met at the bar wondered if i offended her, I explained we just met and don't know her too well.
Luckily, it was one of those Real Madrid Champion's league match days where Benzema was rescuing Madrid from the brink, which made up for her boredom.

5. We were about leaving when she got a call from her younger sister who said she was nearby with a mutual friend of theirs, so younger sis (YS) agreed to join us and then I'll drop them at home together.

6. YS came into the bar and behold she was a stunner! As beautiful as the older sis (OS) but she (YS) had huge boobs and was tall - not kidding but video vixen stuff.
Almost every man around turned as she made her way to us. I mean Those boobs was bouncing as she came in
She also turned out to be the life of the party extrovert, came in with a big smile, greeting everybody on sight and immediately initiating conversations.
infact about 3 guys came to the table adjacent us, just to take her number while we were there.

7. So I ordered another round of drinks and meat and peppersoup and since YS was easier to talk to, I was more comfortable
asking her about what they wanted to take etc, which annoyed the OS who asked why I was talking to her YS while she was with me.

8. It came to a head, when YS wanted to request for an extra bottle of water , I couldn't hear cos of loud music, so I placed me hand across her shoulder to pull her mouth nearer my ears (innocent action, believe me) so I can hear her. I suddenly got a slap in the back from OS who warned me not to try what I did again and totally stopped talking to me - I wrote her off after that incident.

9. Shortly after that, we decided to go home, I managed to slip my biz card secretly into YS hands and whispered call me, she looked annoyed and said 'why?'

10. Dropped the girls home and practically forgot about them, I felt OS was no go area and didn't think YS was going to call back...

11. Some days later, very early in the morning, my phoen went boooom....YS was calling and asking why I told her to call me. I suggested we meet later in the day.

12. Picked her up (at junction some distance away from their house) and brought her to my place. While I was still thinking of how to break the ice, she was already stylishly bombarding me with questions.
Do you stay alone in this big house - Yes
What job do you do - Banker
Are you married - No
Do you have kids - No
You must be old O ? - Just 31+
What about my sister - Nothing between us, I have not spoken to her since that day and that was also the first time we met

She seemed satisfied with all my answers cos she relaxed and became very chatty

13. She came back to my place the next evening and this time around we got smashing, it was mind blowing, she was amazing, energetic and that her long legs were put to good use.
I would have called her a 10/10 overall and one for the long haul aside the fact that she said she dropped out of Uni while her older sis is a graduate

14. She later warned we should keep things on the low for now cos her sister might not be happy.

15. Everything seemed to be going well until bang...bout a week later, I got a call from OS, she was obviously trying to win me back asking why I didn't call her back and sh*t
I just responded politely but she wasn't deterred, she kept calling like every other day, while I only called back once a while
in fact, I had to lie that I had gone for a training and would be away for the next 3 weeks.

16. Problem is, the 3 weeks will expire this weekend and this girl (OS) has promised to give me what she failed to do weeks earlier.
Talking smack about how she wanted to spend the night at my place but she was so angry back then bla bla and how she's looking forward to me being back.

Herein, lies my dilemma
Younger sister is hooked and we have a little secret going
Older sister is also getting hooked and she wanna be starting something
Me, the beneficiary (or is it victim), I don confuse - both girls are top tier babes

What do I do?

a) Do the right thing and continue with YS

b) Do the right thing and stop the low key games with YS, and go for OS

c) Do the right thing and enjoy life with both sisters, shebi I no force them

Frankly, I would have gone with option C, na the stuff of dreams, but the things I am hearing these days about babes,
I dey cautious about safety, these girls are sisters and if they find out, nobody knows wetin dem fit do.

But NL people, what do you think ?
TV/MoviesRe: Multichoice Increases Prices Of GOtv, DStv Packages by Ukeme8: 1:20pm On Mar 22, 2022
This is not good at all.
HealthRe: 632 Nigeria-Trained Doctors Practising In Canada As Of 2020 by Ukeme8: 9:41pm On Feb 17, 2022
FreeStuffsNG:
Their chickens will come home to roost someday wink
They should ask the oversea-based doctor son of late Dr. Mailafia , former CBN deputy governor. When his late dad collapsed and he was on frantic calls attempting to give instructions of intervention to revive his dying dad, he was ignored.
If you are trained in Nigeria and you head overseas, Guys who stay back to serve and build Nigeria do not take you serious.

They ,especially those trained with tax payers money but who immediately eloped overseas, should enjoy it while it lasts or just do themselves a favour, take your parents along for the time being wink

For those of you from non-dysfunctional family background, my advice to you is; do not join them on a voyage that usually end in regret.
Some of them are moving to stay far away as possible from their dysfunctional family background and most times most of them never return or return until hardship,hunger and lack of care as a result of abandonment of their parents eventually terminate the lives of their poor parents.

There is a reason why despite all the 'green pastures' they see and claim to recieve overseas, no single one has made it to the Forbes list.

You can not cheat the tax payers that their resources were used to train you and wishfully think you can build a sustainable wealth from cheating them, it is a lie. You will lose las las and one more thing; Your children will abandon you too and reality will hit you hard.


The Cuban healthcare professionals are one of the least paid in the world yet they are very patriotic and they stay back in their country for the love of their parents and their fatherland.

Here is why I blame FG, you use tax payers money to train them and allow them transfer your resources they held in trust to the service of another country and for years now being watching these ungrateful ' exports' return home with regrets, spent and even behind their class mates who stayed back to avoid the "curse of the taxpayers" .

Whoever wants to take the next flight overseas can go tomorrow,but for as long as you were trained with tax payers money and you did not return the value of the sweat of the taxpayers invested in you, you will lose las las. Yours will be another statistics to be added to those who embarked on a voyage of regret. And you will still not make Forbes list like the others that cheated taxpayers before you.

In fact, your own case will be worse than that of some folks I know. You can not cheat people and get away. Karma will definitely catch up with you wink
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Total nonsense
PoliticsRe: ASUU Declares Pantami’s Professorship Illegal, To Sanction FUTO VC, Others by Ukeme8: 7:19pm On Feb 14, 2022
fastseo:
Well deserved
I think your not OK and your senses is far from you. After everything that has been said, you still talk nonsense. This is not about Christianity, and your not the first, don't mixed it up with politics.
PoliticsRe: 10 Nigerian States That Can't Survive Without Federal Allocation - TheCableIndex by Ukeme8: 1:25pm On Feb 09, 2022
How is Akwa Ibom State on this list? Total rubbish.
PoliticsRe: Onuesoke: Buhari Has A Penchant For Disappointing Nigerians Every New Year by Ukeme8: 6:56am On Jan 03, 2022
Always disappointing Nigerians, nothing good to show for.
Music/RadioRe: When Last Did You Listen To Radio ? by Ukeme8: 8:32pm On Dec 06, 2021
Every morning
FoodRe: The Food I Will Be Missing When I Become Rich (photos) by Ukeme8: 8:41pm On Dec 01, 2021
Six30:
No laff abeg
Wtf is this, never in my life time see this kind of combination before �
BusinessRe: Someone Is Pilfering My Bank Account by Ukeme8: 11:38am On Nov 10, 2021
Go to your bank and make a report.
CareerRe: Should Relatives, Friends Know The Exact Amount You Earn by Ukeme8: 5:54am On Oct 28, 2021
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Only your pastor should know how much is in your account and how much you earn.

They are Good men.



Nonsense, for what reason ?
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Ongoing Lokoja Flyover Project By Kogi State Government by Ukeme8: 5:54pm On Oct 23, 2021
Just one project, an a flyover at that after how many years. Terrible, and he wants to rule Nigeria. Not possible.
PoliticsRe: Security Operatives Take Over Lekki Tollgate Ahead Of #EndSARS Memorial Protest by Ukeme8: 7:57pm On Oct 19, 2021
sammy329:
Kudos to the Nigerian forces.

Truth has been a casualty in this protest, people are doing memorial for a phantom massacre that never happened.
I guess if it was your family member that was killed that day, you wouldn't say what you just did, you would be crying and telling the world a different story. Nonsense.
FoodRe: 'Buhari's Pot': Man Constructs Pot For Cooking 2 Meals At The Same Time (Photos) by Ukeme8: 2:24pm On Oct 19, 2021
This is what Buhari government has caused. Nawooo
PoliticsRe: South-South Governors, Leaders Demand 50% Oil Derivation by Ukeme8: 12:13pm On Oct 09, 2021
I don't even see why they should be demanding anything for cross river state, since their governor doesn't care about his state and its people. He doesn't go to this meeting and all that. One of the worst governors in the south south.
TravelRe: Photos Of The New Uyo-Ikot Ekpene Road: Akwa Ibom & Good Roads Na 5&6 by Ukeme8: 9:19pm On Oct 05, 2021
I can confidently tell you that Akwa Ibom and Abuja has one of the best road networks in Nigeria, they are roads everywhere you turn to in Akwa Ibom State.

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