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tokrizy:
my mum gave birth to 4 boys and she coped..she trained us well infact d parent's in our compound that ve got girls became jealous because we know how to cook and we are very very very very respectful to d core..mama u trained us well..if u are seeing this jst knw u are d best mother ever i love u like how i wan take describe am self..so much luv 4 u ma..*kisses* ..respect we ve got 4 each other still flows till date..we put BROTHER b4 we call names..till date.lemi stp here ooo..

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Brownhypo:
what's the minimum withdrawal on 1xbet?

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Saucekide25:
I got approved today

Saucekide25:
I got approved today

2eggs1goal:
E don green
Carry on my brother.

CosmicJames:
You're welcome bro.
You didn't submit the form?
Not sure if I understand you.
You downloaded the form?
Do you want to sign the paper and air mail
it to Amazon?

CosmicJames:
Make sure you are filling the right form for you.
The form you will be filling as a Non-US person is referred to as “Form W-8BEN”
If you fill any other form than that, you're on your own o

CosmicJames:
You're welcome brother

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divineappo:
when I sign up on amazon, for country, should I pick Nigeria or USA?

Brownhypo:
boss help your boy na! I need money please, any. Amount would be appreciated, thanks

Ekiseme:
Sex is overrated,

Some of you are making it sound like someone's life depends on it.

BlinksBlinkd:
HOME ALONE WITH MY STEP-BROTHER EPISODE 1
.

My mum: Lola, guess what?
Me: what is it mum? You know I’m
not good at guessing (so anxious)
My mum: well, Demola my fiancee just
proposed to me, I’m getting married
(with excitement, showing me the engagement
ring)
Me: wow! Congrats mum, I’m happy
for you….. (Hugged her with
happiness) Well, its all started there…
My name is
Omolola but you can call me Lola for
short, I’m 18 years old, I finished my
ssce last year and I’ve wrote jamb
like twice but no luck. My mum is 37
years old, she had me when she was just 18
years
old, she works with an
insurance company. My Dad is late, I
never even got to meet him before he
died. I heard he had an accident or
something. Anyway, Demola is my
mum’s boyfriend whom she’s been dating for 3
years now. Demola
is also a single dad, he has a son
named Daniel. Daniel is 21 years old, a
student, a very flirty and handsome
boy. Daniel is friendly, he takes me
like a sister, in short we are close, very close but
something happened
between us that almost ruined our
parent’s relationship and our family
as a whole.
This is how it all started….
Eventually my mum and Demola got
married, everybody was so happy,
we moved into a new house, I now
have someone to call dad, I have a
brother too even tho he is my step
brother. We moved into a very big house, a five
bedroom duplex in
Lagos. I have my own room, Daniel
has his own room of course, what do
you expect? We started living
together as family, after the wedding
our parent didn’t go for their honeymoon cos of
the nature of their
job, so they postponed it to when they would
have enough time.
I enjoyed the company of Daniel and his father,
we were so close. I have a boyfriend,
yes I have a boyfriend, infact I’m not a virgin, so
don’t be surprised. I lost my virginity at the age
of
16 to a
youth corper way back in secondary
school, whom I dated for few months
before he left me to his hometown.
Daniel on the other hand is a flirt, he’s cute as in
very cute, he has
numerous girlfriend, he bleeps them
anyhow, he brings in different girls to
the house, his room is full of condoms
infact he’s a pervert, those stupid girls flirts with
him a lot, they throw themselves to him so
cheap.
One day I was at home alone, my
mum got back from the office early
that day. I was surprised…
Me: hahaha, mummy what happened?
You came home so early today.
My mum: Abi jare, I’ve been given one week
leave
to go for my honeymoon, finally.
Me: (surprised) honeymoon ke, what
do you mean?
My mum: Me and your step father wanted to
surprise you guys.
Me: how?
My mum: We are going on honeymoon
tomorrow.
We are
travelling to South Africa for our honeymoon,
and
its gonna last for one
week.
Me: Haba mummy, this is not a
surprise now. I don’t like it this way
cos its too sudden.
My mum: Sweetheart, I’m sorry it has to be like
this… After this
honeymoon we are planning on a
family vacation to Dubai.
Me: okay ooo. I’m happy for you, but
you should have informed me earlier,
I would have gone to grandma’s
place.
My mum: Noooo! You should stay at
home with your step brother now,
since he’s around, you wont be the
only one.
Me: okay sha.
Well, I wasn’t happy at first but later
I realised it is for my own advantage
ooo. This is an opportunity for me to
invite my new boyfriend over, my
boyfriend Festus is a student of Unilag,
we started dating just 2 months and we’ve never
had an opportunity to
have sex…

.

Click on the link below to continue reading

www.naijanoisemakers.com.ng/2016/09/21/home-alone-step-brother-episode-1/

Offpoint:
Stand a chance to win N1000 Airtime, when you translate this pidgin English to correct English.
"How many years you take senior me sef"?

Drop your answer in the comment box

bal4real:
lolz, my guy u funny

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Yes

CeeJay9ja:
Are pastors called?

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
He wasn't called