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CultureRe: Nigerian Lady With Tribal Marks Almost Committed Suicide (Photos) by ultimate77(m): 1:17pm On Feb 04, 2018
venai:
If you commit suicide, you will die for nothing. Even with those tribal marks, you are still a beauty and a celebrity.
There are certain things that you just have to accept as faith. Even the most beautiful girl on earth is not perfect.
Who be this one again? And what actually are u saying? Who told u that no body is ugly? My man, better stop being delusional and accept that there are ugly people.

RomanceRe: Join The Best Entertainment Group On Whatsapp. by ultimate77(m): 12:52am On Jan 29, 2018
Children of nowadays eh smhr
RomanceRe: Funny Things To Do In Relationship To Avoid Quarrel (photo) by ultimate77(m): 8:28am On Jan 26, 2018
izaray:
Maybyshould start doing like you wink
It's all free and helpful. It has helped me over the years.
RomanceRe: Lady Warns Yahoo Boys: "Come With Your Work ID Before Asking Me Out" by ultimate77(m): 11:06pm On Jan 25, 2018
Shortyy:
Lol. My dear na so e be o grin these guys ain't smiling these days. They almost killed my friend yesterday. But God pass them.
Tell us the story. If not, your friend is a wh**e
RomanceRe: Funny Things To Do In Relationship To Avoid Quarrel (photo) by ultimate77(m): 7:50pm On Jan 25, 2018
izaray:
shocked shocked Dn't tell me you believed that trash up there huh Was only making mockery of the post my dear

For a guy to do all those aforementioned, he must have money making machine in his house nah. Besides money is not everything!
Kikikikikikik... I don't even believe stories. I just checkout the Monika with the story and other Monikas then I comment. grin grin
RomanceRe: Funny Things To Do In Relationship To Avoid Quarrel (photo) by ultimate77(m): 2:45pm On Jan 25, 2018
izaray:
Correct guy, you get sense wella grin grin
don't let the love of money overtake u.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Business Partner Needed by ultimate77(m): 12:23pm On Jan 24, 2018
Flakky26:
business partner urgently needed. he or she must have the ff criteria

resident in abuja around kado,gwarimpa,dutse,kubwa,wuse,jabi axis
must have basic IT skills
must be able to think out of the box
must be enterprising and a go getter
have a business idea or concept is added advantage.

send your cv to lead2impact@gmail.com or text details to 08034438232
I seriously wanted to get pained but I just called my nerves.
Miss, if you are seeking for partners next time don't ask no one to send you cv. By the way, do you have a planned business that you are seeking partners for?
For short, Kofiedwin7@gmail.com just drop your contact in there let's talk on whatsap. Better still,
I will drop mine in your mail, u chat me up.
RomanceRe: How Do I Stop Masturbation by ultimate77(m): 10:32pm On Jan 22, 2018
Cowbuoy:
Bruv, now that's exactly what I was talking about..



You can just try and do something else instead like reading a novel or something else, go outside go chill or better still you can still take a nap... All na mind!
Bruv, that ain't possible.. The only thing that would get you not to yank whenever it comes to your mind is only when someone walks into the room and refuses to leave.

As a matter of fact, if the bathroom is not in same room, dude will gently excuse himself go to the bathroom, yank off and come back. That shii is a spirit.

Talking from experience bru... Sometimes, dude will still wake up in the middle of the night and yank off. My roommate 4 years ago was such an addict.
RomanceRe: How Do I Stop Masturbation by ultimate77(m): 10:28pm On Jan 22, 2018
Darkseid:
The truth is that 80% of those that would come here to advice or preach to the OP are chronic wankers. The probability of stopping it is about 0.1 out of 10. You can only reduce the frequency by getting yourself busy and finding yourself a steady access to kpekus.
in probably we only have 1 so 0.1 is half. 50/50... Next time when using probability use it well.
RomanceRe: How Do I Stop Masturbation by ultimate77(m): 10:22pm On Jan 22, 2018
Cowbuoy:
Methinks the only way to stop masturbation is to start having sex or maybe get yourself someone you can talk to (preferably a female)...



PS: Stop being all alone by yourself in a room... You can just stroll go out to avoid such thinking...
have you ever been alone and there is no where to go? I mean no where to go.... And like sometimes the sun is scratchy and the shii keep coming to your mind.
RomanceRe: The Last Time I Did It by ultimate77(m): 12:52pm On Jan 18, 2018
GhettoHustler007:
Damn.. If It's Real Shah Guy U messed up
A little "No Girl I Love So Much And We Don't Wanna Offend GOD Let's Chill Remember You've Always Wanted To Have A Healthy Relationship Right?? Okay Let's Read Some Bible Chapters"

#Word
You mean the guy that has the act preoccupied in his mind alreadyhuh
RomanceRe: Conversation Between A Guy And Olosho by ultimate77(m): 12:06pm On Jan 18, 2018
Ogbeni u no get joy O.... � � �
But wait O.. E B like say u be G boy.
RomanceRe: Conversation Between A Guy And Olosho by ultimate77(m): 12:00pm On Jan 18, 2018
I day enjoy this convo... Lol �
RomanceRe: Conversation Between A Guy And Olosho by ultimate77(m): 11:56am On Jan 18, 2018
Go and screenshot well... Awon were niyen.
RomanceRe: If Your Biggest Problem Is Walking Up To A Girl(shy).. Here Is Good News For You by ultimate77(m): 11:22pm On Jan 17, 2018
ManuelDmotivato:
Good day Nairalander
I have noticed that a lot of guys have an issue with walking up to a girl they like maybe
Maybe she was passing or in a bus
They just keep thinking what they are going to say to her,
How she is going to react etc
I have a solution that has been proven by a lot of people worldwide
It is not my making but i have come to understand it and know how to perfect it with any Nigeria guy

This problem with shyness does not means you are not confident with yourself or around men
But when you are with a woman or when you see a lady
You just don't feel comfortable somehow

I want to organise a free training
Where i will teach guys simple steps to take to overcome this and be able to walk up to any girl in just 2 weeks
The training starts on Saturday
Your info will be confidential
Send me a message on whatsapp saying i am fully interested and you will be added
0 81 4 6 00 3 0 9 4
Thank you
such a clownic post �
Jobs/VacanciesCoca Cola Jobs.. 2.2 Only This Might Help Someone by ultimate77(op): 2:02pm On Jan 03, 2018
Candidates are invited for SCA (Supply Chain Academy, Coca-Cola) technical training program .
-
HND or 2-2 degree and below?
No first class or 2-1 please

Details here:
A 1year in house full training on operations, electro-mechanical and utilities areas.
50k stipend to be paid to each trainee.

Daily lunch provided
Medicals provided
Uniforms provided

Help somebody if you can but not more than 28years old.
CV sent to joseph.opeola@cchellenic.com
Note: discipline (Engineering) - Mechanical, Electrical/Electronics, or any other related courses.
Thanks

Cc Lalasticlala
Pls do the needfull
CareerPeace Corps Bill Finally Gets To President Buhari. Good News For Officers by ultimate77(op): 3:16pm On Jan 02, 2018
Peace Corps Bill finally arrives Presidency for assentPublished on January 2, 2018 By Yemi Itodo

The much anticipated Nigerian Peace Corps Bill has arrived Presidency for signing into law.

Copies of the bill which was tagged ‘Nigerian Peace Corps (Establishment) Bill 2017 was said to have been transmitted to President Muhammadu Buhari Wednesday last week by the Clerk to the National Assembly, Mohammed Ataba Sani-Omolori.


Out of the 3 copies of the Bill sent, the Presidency was to retain a copy and the remaining 2 copies be returned to the National Assembly for “further action”, upon the President’s assent.

Senate had passed the Nigerian Peace Corps Bill on the 25th of November, 2016, shortly after the House of Representatives passed same.

A Conference Committee of both chambers was, however, inaugurated on the 8th of December, 2016, to harmonise the Bill passed at different levels.

The Reps, therefore, laid and adopted its report on the 19th of January, 2017, while the Senate only adopted its report on 25th July 2017, after Senator David Umaru-led committee on Judiciary and Human Rights recommended that the report be adopted.


Since July last year when the conference report was adopted, there have been agitations from members of the public, especially, the Nigerian youths, anxiously expecting the speedy assent of Mr. President.

Aside the National Youth Council of Nigeria (NYCN) and other bodies which had been curious about the seemingly delay in signing the bill, Elders and Traditional Chiefs from the 8 local governments areas of Bayelsa State also, fortnight ago, wrote to the President, demanding why the Bill had not been assented to.

Addressing the Youth Council in Abuja recently, the National Commandant of Peace Corps of Nigeria, Amb (Dr.) Dickson Akoh said the Nigerian Peace Corps Bill had not been sent to the President for assent yet.

He said, the legal department of the National Assembly had barely finished cleaning up the document and putting finishing touches to it.


“To the best of my knowledge, I’m sure the Bill just got to the office of the Clerk to the National Assembly this week and by God’s grace, it will get to the President very soon”, Akoh explained.

Confirming the receipt of the Bill by the Presidency, the Special Adviser to the President on National Assembly Matters, Senator Ita Enang, said the President was already working on the Bill.

Enang who spoke to our Correspondent on Tuesday said, the Peace Corps Bill was among other bills sent to the President last week, saying “the President is working on it, in accordance with our standard operating procedures”.

The Nigerian Peace Corps (Establishment) Bill 2017, when signed into law, would give legal backing to the existing Peace Corps of Nigeria under the leadership of Mr. Akoh.

Part VIII (1) of the final version of the Bill before Mr. President reads, “The Peace Corps of Nigeria (in this section refered to as ‘Peace Corps’) existing before the commencement of this Act is dissolved”.

Subsections 5 and 6 of the same part VIII, however, allowed all serving members of the Peace Corps of Nigeria, both Regular and Volunteers, to be absolved into the Nigerian Peace Corps, at commencement.

The Bill also allows intending members between ages 18 and 35, other than the existing members of the PCN, to undergo one month mandatory orientation training.

The head of the Peace Corps, as captured in the Bill, shall be referred to as National Commandant, to be appointed by the President upon recommendations of the supervising Minister, for the period of 5 years which is renewable once.

The Nigerian Peace Corps, upon establishment, shall be domiciled with the Federal Ministry of Youths and Sports Development, under the supervision Honourable Minister.

The core mandates of the Corps is to develop, empower and provide gainful employment to the youths, in order to facilitate Peace, Volunteerism, Community Services, Neighbourhood Watch, nation-building and other related matters.
CelebritiesRe: Adesua Etomi Wellington Glows As She Rocks Denim Jean by ultimate77(m): 1:12pm On Dec 16, 2017
but wait o... is this girl outwardly beautifulhuh or am i the only one not seeing the beautyhuh
BusinessRe: After Claiming Of Having 12K In Her Account, Debtor Mistakenly Transferred N100K by ultimate77(m): 6:45am On Dec 14, 2017
spartacus11:
Kikikikikikik
Abi na... Cos that's the easiest thing to do. Na the lie day catch am. Ladies can lie when it comes to paying back debt. undecided
BusinessRe: After Claiming Of Having 12K In Her Account, Debtor Mistakenly Transferred N100K by ultimate77(m): 12:22am On Dec 14, 2017
simply send her the 0 back. Shikena
RomanceRe: Hilarious Pictures To Spice Up Your Saturday Afternoon by ultimate77(m): 3:12pm On Dec 09, 2017
Where is the spicing.?
RomanceRe: Pre-Wedding Photos Of Couple Who Dated For 11 Years by ultimate77(m): 8:43pm On Dec 05, 2017
Safiaa:
They probably started dating when she was like 14. Not a biggie, but at my age i cannot be dating for 11 years lol. 2 years max.
OK please comand let's date. I'm serious
Christianity EtcRe: Who Is Worshiping Idol Now?; Traditionalist Asks As He Shares These Photos by ultimate77(m): 7:52am On Dec 05, 2017
iSlayer:
I'm truly sorry.
we are both truly sorry
RomanceRe: My Fiancée Isn't A Wife Material, Please Help. by ultimate77(m): 7:49am On Dec 05, 2017
bughead:
didn't read the story fully!


but a word is enough for the wise! marry a naija woman at your own risk.
Abeg help connect me with black American babe... I wan marry. I seriously don't like 9ja babe's too.
RomanceRe: My Fiancée Isn't A Wife Material, Please Help. by ultimate77(m): 10:32pm On Dec 04, 2017
bughead:
when we were shouting and telling ya not to marry naija women, you won't listen undecided

now you are seeking advise!


you marry a baboon, deal with the baboon you married. we were not there when you are fvcking that baboon without thinking the implication of it.
amebo... E never marry yet. E day plan marry. U day find gossip athink?
RomanceRe: My Fiancée Isn't A Wife Material, Please Help. by ultimate77(m): 10:27pm On Dec 04, 2017
Mynd44:
She does not have a job. If she wakes 5am, what will she be doing ooooo?
Go back and read well jorr... The lady in question is working class. And she wakes up by 7...who in heavens sake does this? Even when I work by 10 I am awake by 5 atleast play some games before leaving
Christianity EtcRe: Who Is Worshiping Idol Now?; Traditionalist Asks As He Shares These Photos by ultimate77(m): 10:22pm On Dec 04, 2017
iSlayer:
If you can't see the ultimate correlation between the verse and the issue at hand,it's not my fault.
ultimate regression undecided

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