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HealthRe: Roadside Birth, God Is The Greatest! by umuna(m): 11:27am On Jan 29, 2020
HacheNoire:
Please explain what God has done here.
When you sleep in the night, do you remember all you own with your fat account at the bank? That is the wonders of our living God! Some spend money on medical care while pregnant, last last Dem go born through CS. If you ask that woman if she has gone for any antinetal clinic before, she may probably tell you no!
RomanceRe: My First Date In 2020: A Lady Paid Our Bill by umuna(m): 9:28pm On Jan 04, 2020
You are being prepared before the main course is served. Somebody wey don past 26yrs, you think say she no know what she wants? She has gotten your attention and that is the main objective. You will soon start paying for the expenses she has made on you. Woman ? Fear Dem, we men can't do without them!
RomanceRe: Lady Works Out On A Man's Face At The Gym. See Reactions (Photos) by umuna(m): 7:44pm On Nov 05, 2019
[quote author=Geminita1 post=83767817][/quote]why use all lipsrsealed. It is not what motivate some that motivate all?
PoliticsRe: What Is Your Opinion About The Nigeria Land Border Closure? by umuna(m): 9:54am On Oct 23, 2019
deepwater:
Open the goddam border
LET THE BORDERS REMAIN CLOSED!!!
RomanceRe: Why Do Men With Beautiful Wives Still Cheat? by umuna(m): 3:00pm On Oct 22, 2019
stupidity:
Even if Beyoncé is my woman!! I’ll still cheat.


Even if nicki Minaj is my side chick, I’ll still cheat with others.



There’s this joy/adrenaline rush in fvcking a new pvssy.


But in all you do, cheat with respect and dignity. Nor go Dey fvck yansh wey near house o. Also the moment it is only your side chick that is giving you peace and rest of mind. YOU ARE FINISHED. You failed as a man. A real man cheats and still coordinate his family 100%.
I just checked the name on the handle!
CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests 26 Adulterated Palm Oil Producers In Gombe (Photos) by umuna(m): 10:06am On Oct 20, 2019
gaetano:
This is not the job for the EFCC. Dem no Sabi their job description ni

in Nigeria, we find the ICPC doing the job of the EFCC, the EFCC doing the job of the police,
the police doing the job of the NSCDC, the army doing the job of the police, army doing the job of the customs. It's a clash of responsibilities
It is an economic sabotage and injurious to health of the people so it falls in their job description. When such palm oil is exported out, they are usually rejected making buyers not to patronize cooking oils from Nigeria, leading to lost of revenue to the country and farms. Remember Nigeria wants to make more money from non crude oil exports!
PoliticsRe: PDP To Presidency, "We’re Not A Party Of ‘certificate Forgers" by umuna(m): 6:15am On Oct 14, 2019
martinsodo:
Which Cambridge...it seems you are not in Nigeria...You trying to defend nonrefundable. Your brain is shallow because you belong to a particular party and you did see the man did present any certificate
party of looters! make una come loot na. no were to loot again and pee dee pee will soon die. remember Wike would soon join APC and your party will die finally.
CultureRe: Rivers State First Class Kings, Traditional Rulers (Photos) by umuna(m): 7:57pm On Oct 13, 2019
rocoh:
God Bless Rivers State. Meka!!!!
meka weey!!!1 grin
CultureRe: Rivers State First Class Kings, Traditional Rulers (Photos) by umuna(m): 7:45pm On Oct 13, 2019
Ctorch:
H. M. Eze Vincent Chituru Benson Okoh
NYE-NWE-ELI EMOHUA
I taught he is a second class Chief?
CultureRe: Languages Spoken In Each Of The 36 States In Nigeria by umuna(m): 5:07am On Oct 02, 2019
sassysure:
The guy dey para cheesy
I wrote that I understand Ikwerre more than afikpo e.g. edda abi eda. Their igbo is tough. Whenever, I'm with them, they use general igbo. Meanwhile just watching Ikwerre news on the telly or listening on radio, u will understand more than 80%.
If u go to òmòkù, it's easy breezy igbo.

I read that the separation and denial was as the aftermath of Nigeria civil war.
I like you because you are being honest in your assertion, on like others. I think there most be something the major Igbo tribe did that they don't want to be associated with them. You said something about the civil war. I believe that should be where the problem started from!
CultureRe: Languages Spoken In Each Of The 36 States In Nigeria by umuna(m): 9:37pm On Oct 01, 2019
YungMillionaire:
Calm down. Ikwerre is Igbo. Mind you I am not even Igbo. But there is no difference between Ikwerre and Igbo. Same thing. Even your name umuna is 100% Igbo and you are hearing making noise. Get sense now.
LOL cool Okay I don hear you.
CultureRe: Languages Spoken In Each Of The 36 States In Nigeria by umuna(m): 9:35pm On Oct 01, 2019
Goodness001:
I'm sorry to ask if you are daft.
Address the point I raised.
Let's argue constructively
We may not be on the same page, but it does not call for insults. I believe we all do have a matured minds. I think I have answered you. The Ikwerres are the largest in Rivers state and they are known as the Igbo speaking part in Rivers State. Just trying to correct the OPs.
CultureRe: Languages Spoken In Each Of The 36 States In Nigeria by umuna(m): 9:11pm On Oct 01, 2019
Goodness001:
Are you daft?
Rotimi is Amaechi adopted name just like Buhari adopted Okechukwu, Itshekiri is a yoruboid language and I'm not surprised if they answer Yoruba names.
I'm talking of native names or are you saying the listed names are not indigenous to Ikwerre or is Rotimi also indigenous to Ikwerre?
It is your mother and father that is daft!
CultureRe: Languages Spoken In Each Of The 36 States In Nigeria by umuna(m): 8:42pm On Oct 01, 2019
Goodness001:
What does Chibuike Amaechi, Nyesom Wike, Elechi Amadi, Obi Wali, Dike etc mean in Ikwerre
You should know that these are native names of the aforementioned people.
I thought you will add Rotimi to amaechi's name? In Delta state, people from Itsekirri and Urhorobo bear Yoruba names. In Kogi and Edo states they bear Musa, Audu and Mohammed etc.
CultureRe: Languages Spoken In Each Of The 36 States In Nigeria by umuna(m): 8:37pm On Oct 01, 2019
AgonyOfHell:
Ikwerre is just one group in Rivers State, Ikwere is the single Biggest off all groups
The other Igbo/Igboid groups in Rivers Sate combined are bigger than the Ikwerre, so Igbos in Rivers is not all about Ikwerre.
That is not true
CultureRe: Languages Spoken In Each Of The 36 States In Nigeria by umuna(m): 7:30pm On Oct 01, 2019
mrvitalis:
Oyibo speak what ,etche speak what , omoma speak what ...oga just close your mouth

Even ikwerre is a dialect of igbo ...u can't deny that ...no one is forcing u guys to join us but the truth is the truth
You zip your mouth! it is ikwerre language and not igbo. it is only those biafrud that will be claiming what is not in other states. Stay in your land locked state please. it is pronouced oyingbo and not oyibo! get that into that your thick skull! you guys have rushed into these LGA to claim that they are Igbos.
BusinessRe: Has Anyone Gotten The CBN Creative Industry Financing Initiative (CIFI) Loan? by umuna(m): 7:19pm On Oct 01, 2019
post=82742726:
Firstly, Why don't you do just as you are told, then you take it up from there.

Ignore the pessimists and follow the procedure.
Goodluck!



You are a very intelligent young lady.
You earn our respect henceforth.
kiss
With Buhari and Prof. Osinbajo, you do not need any connections to get the loans once you are eligible. Just follow the requirement and you are home and dry. Go ask the Npower people if they had any connection before they were selected!
CultureRe: Languages Spoken In Each Of The 36 States In Nigeria by umuna(m): 6:49pm On Oct 01, 2019
Ctorch:
Nigeria is Africa’s most populous country and it is blessed with diverse cultures, tribes and traditions. There are about 520 local languages in Nigeria of which nine of them are extinct. Some of the largest include Hausa, Igbo, Yoruba, Fulfulde, Ibibio, Edo, Kanuri and Urhobo.
Today we will be giving you a comprehensive list of the languages spoken in each states in Nigeria.

1. Abia State
Abia is a state in the south eastern part of Nigeria with administrative capital in the city of Umuahia.

Language spoken: Igbo


2. Adamawa State
Adamawa is a state in northeastern Nigeria, with its capital at Yola. In 1991, when Taraba State was carved out from Gongola State, the geographical entity Gongola State was renamed Adamawa State, with four administrative divisions: Adamawa, Ganye, Mubi and Numan.
Language spoken: Major languages of Adamawa State are Bacama/Bata (Bwatiye), Bura-Pabir, Fulfulde, Huba (Kilba), Longuda, Mumuye and Samba Daka. Most other languages in Adamawa State are extremely small and endangered minority languages, due to the influence of Hausa and Fulfulde. Holma is reported to be dying out.

3. Akwa Ibom State
The state is located in the South-South geopolitical zone, and is bordered on the east by Cross River State, on the west by Rivers State and Abia State, and on the south by the Atlantic Ocean and the southernmost tip of Cross River State. Akwa Ibom is one of Nigeria’s 36 states, with a population of over five million people

Language spoken: There are 20 languages spoken as first languages in Akwa Ibom State. The major languages are Anaang, Ibibio and Igbo. The other languages are minority languages.
Anaang, Ebughu, Efai, Ekit, Enwang, Etebi, Ibibio, Ibino, Ibuoro, Idere, Igbo, Ika, Iko, Ilue, Itu Mbon Uzo, Nkari, Obolo, Okobo, Oro, Uda

4. Anambra State
Anambra is a state in southeastern Nigeria. Its name was inspired by one of its Northern and riverine clans Anam but merged with “branch”.

Language spoken: Igala and Igbo are the major languages of Anambra state

5. Bauchi State
Bauchi State is a state in northern Nigeria. Its capital is the city of Bauchi. The state was formed in 1976 when the former North-Eastern State was broken up.

Language spoken: Hausa, Fulani, Warji, Gere, Bolewa, Zaar, Karekare, Kanuri, Butawa, Jarawa, Kirfi

6. Bayelsa State
Bayelsa is a state in southern Nigeria in the core Niger Delta region, between Delta State and Rivers State. Its capital is Yenagoa.

Language spoken: Biseni, Ekpeye, Engenn, Epie, Ijo, Izon, kugbo, Ogbia, Okodia, Oruma.


7. Benue State

Benue State is one of the North central states in Nigeria with it’s capital in Makurdi

Language spoken: There are 14 languages spoken as first languages is Benue State. The major languages are Idoma, Igede and Tiv. The other languages are minority languages. Some includes Akweya-Yachi, Etolu (Etilo), lgbo, Jukun, Ufia, Utonkong, Yalla


8. Borno State

Borno State is a state in north-eastern Nigeria. Its capital is Maiduguri. The state was formed in 1976 from the split of the North-Eastern State.

Language spoken: There are 28 (mostly Chadic) languages spoken as first languages in Borno State. Many of them are endangered due to the influence of Hausa and Kanuri. Major languages of Borno State are Shuwa Arabic, Kanuri, and Marghi. Some languages are spoken across the border in neighbouring Chad and Cameroon.

9. Cross River State
Cross River State is a coastal state in South Eastern Nigeria, named after the Cross River, which passes through the state.

Language spoken: 1. Efik 2. Ejagham(Ekoi) 3. Bekwarra 4. Yakuur Tribe 5. Boki Tribe 6. Agbo Tribe 7. Bahumono Tribe 8. Mbube Tribe 9. Mbembe Tribe 10. Ogoja people.

There are also many other minority tribes in Cross River state, whose origins and traditions are unknown but they mostly have their own LGAs. They include, the Ukelle, Etung, Anyima, Uyanga, Olulumo, Abayon, Ododop, Nkum, Nkim, Ikom and Akaju-Ndem amongst others. Cross River people are a very diverse people.

10. Delta State
Delta state is in South-South geo-political zone of Nigeria with a population of 4,112,445. Its capital is Asaba

Language spoken: Delta is quite ethnically diverse, and the beautiful tribes in Delta state include:
1. Urhobo 2. Itsekiri 3. Ijaw 4. Ukwani 5. Igbo (Delta Igbo), 6. Ika (@agbor) 7. Okpe 8. Okpe isoko 9. Isoko

11. Ebonyi State
Ebonyi State is in southeastern Nigeria. It is inhabited and populated primarily by the Igbo. Its capital and largest city is Abakaliki.

Language spoken: Ebonyi State is home to different sub-groups of the Igbo ethnic group. These include the Edda, the Ezza, the Izzi, and the Ikwo.

12. Enugu State
Enugu is a state in southeastern Nigeria, created in 1991 from part of the old Anambra State. Its capital and largest city is Enugu, from which the state derives its name.

Language spoken: Igbo, Idoma and Igala

13. Edo State
Edo State is in South South Geo-political zone of Nigeria with Benin City as its capital, the population of the entire state is approximately 8 million people.

Language spoken: he major tribal languages spoken in the state are Igarra, Edo, Etsako/Afemai, Esan and Okpamheri.

14. Ekiti State
Ekiti State is in Southwest region of Nigeria, declared a state on 1 October 1996 alongside five other states in the country by the then military government under head of state, General Sani Abacha

Language spoken: Ekitis are culturally homogeneous and they speak a dialect of Yoruba language known as Ekiti.



15. Gombe State
Gombe state located in the northeastern part of Nigeria, is one of the country’s 36 states; its capital is Gombe.

Language spoken: Gombe State comprises many tribal or ethnic groups among which are the Hausa, Tangale, Terawa, Waja, Kumo, Fulani, Kanuri, Bolewa, Jukun, Pero/Shonge, Tula, Cham, Lunguda, Dadiya, Banbuka etc. and Hausa is the common language of the people.

16. Imo State
Imo state is in southern Nigeria. Imo is bordered by the states of Anambra to the north, Abia (until 1991 part of Imo state) to the east, and Rivers to the south and west.

Language spoken: Igbo

17. Jigawa state
Jigawa is a state in northwestern Nigeria. Its capital is Dutse

Language spoken: The state is mainly populated by the Hausa, Fulani and the Mangawa, Badawa and Ngizimawa which are dialects of the kanuri language.

18. Kaduna State
Kaduna state is located at the northern part of Nigeria’s high plains. The vegetation cover is Sudan savannah characterized by scattered short trees, shrubs and grasses.

Language spoken: 1. Hausa 2. Gbagyi 3. Adara 4. Akurmi 5. Bajju 6. Bakulu 7. Gwandara 8. Atyab 9. Ham 10. Ninzo
Other Tribes In Kaduna State are
Anghan, Amo, Aruruma, Atachaat, Ayu, Bhazar, Bur, Binawa, Dingi, Fantswam, Fula, Gure, Gwong, Jangi, Kaibi, Kahugu, Kanufi, Kigono, Kinugu, Kitimi, Kiwafa, Kiwollo, Koro, Kuvori, Kuturmi, Lemoro, Mada (Mardan), Nandu, Nduyah, Numana, Nindem, Ningeshe, Ninkyop, Nyenkpa, Oegworok, Pikal, Pitti, Ribang, Rishuwa, Rumada, Ruruma, Rumayya, Shemawa, Sholio, Siyawa, Takad, Tarri, Tsam, Tuku.

19. Kano State
Kano State is a state located in Northern Nigeria. Created on May 27, 1967 from part of the Northern Region, Kano state borders Katsina State to the north-west, Jigawa State to the north-east, Bauchi State to the south-east and Kaduna State to the south-west. The capital of Kano

Language spoken: The official language of Kano State is Hausa language, but Fulani languages is commonly spoken.

20. Katsina State
Katsina is a state in North West zone of Nigeria. Its capital is Katsina

Language spoken: Hausa and Fulfulde.

21. Kebbi State
Kebbi is a state in north-western Nigeria with its capital at Birnin Kebbi. The state was created out of a part of Sokoto State in 1991.

Language spoken: Kebbi State has diverse ethnic groups, the dominant among which are Hausas, Fulanis, Kabawa, Dakarkaris, Kambaris,Gungawa, Dandawa, Zabarmawa, Dukawa, Fakkawa and Bangawa. These ethnic groups speak diverse languages and dialects, with the Hausa language spoken all over the state.

22. Kogi State
Kogi, is a state in the central region of Nigeria. It is popularly called the Confluence State because of the confluence of River Niger and River Benue at its capital, Lokoja, which is the first administrative capital of modern-day Nigeria.

Language spoken: There are three main ethnic groups and languages in Kogi: Igala, Ebira, and Okun (similar to Yoruba) with other minorities like Bassa, a small fraction of Nupe mainly in Lokoja, Gwari, Kakanda, Oworo people (similar to Yoruba), ogori magongo and the Eggan community under Lokoja Local Government.

23. Kwara State
Kwara is a state in Western Nigeria. Its capital is Ilorin. Kwara is located within the North Central geopolitical zone, commonly referred to as the Middle Belt.

Language spoken: Yoruba, Nupe, Bariba and Fulani

24. Lagos State
Lagos, sometimes referred to as Lagos State to distinguish it from Lagos Metropolitan Area, is a state in the southwestern geopolitical zone of Nigeria.

Language spoken: Yoruba

25. Nasarawa State
Nasarawa is a state in north central zone of Nigeria. Its capital is Lafia.

Language spoken: There are 29 languages spoken as first languages in Nasarawa State namely: agatu, ake, alago, arum-tesu, basa, basa-gumna, bu, duhwa, ebira, eggon. eloyi, gade, gbayi, gbari, goemai, gwandara, ham, hasha, kofyar, lijili, mada, mama, ninzam, numana-nunku-gwantu-numbu, nungu, tiv, toto, wapan, yeskwa. Major languages are Agatu, Basa, Eggon, Gbagyi, Gade, Goemai, Gwandara, Ham, Kofyar, and Lijili but the common language spoken among the people is Hausa.

26. Niger State
Niger State is a state in Central Nigeria and the largest state in the country. The state capital is Minna.

Language spoken: There are 38 languages spoken as first language in Niger State. Gbari, Gbagyi and Nupe are major languages. The other languages are minority languages, some of them extremely small and endangered. Basa-Kontagora is reported to be spoken by only ten people. Basa-Gumna is extinct.

27. Ogun State
Ogun State is a state in southwestern Nigeria. Created in 1976, it borders Lagos State to the south, Oyo and Osun states to the north, Ondo to the east and the Republic of Benin to the west. Abeokuta is the capital and largest city in the state.

Language spoken: The major language is Yoruba. Ogun however, has other dialects which include the following: Egba, Ijebu, Owu, Awori and Yewa.

28. Ondo State
Ondo or Ondo State is a state in Nigeria created on 3 February 1976 from the former Western State. It originally included what is now Ekiti State, which was split off in 1996. Akure is the state capital.

Language spoken: The State is dominated by Yorubas who speak various dialects of the Yoruba language such as the Akoko, Akure, Apoi, Idanre, Ikale, Ilaje, Ondo and the Owo and a minority speaking the Ijaw Language.

29. Osun State
Osun is an inland state in south-western Nigeria. Its capital is Osogbo. It is bounded in the north by Kwara State, in the east partly by Ekiti State and partly by Ondo State, in the south by Ogun State and in the west by Oyo State.

Language spoken: The major ethnic group in Osun state is Yoruba with sub-ethnic groups such as Ife, Ijesha, Oyo, Ibolo and Igbomina and there are also people from other parts of Nigeria.

30. Oyo State
Oyo state is an inland state in south-western Nigeria, with its capital at Ibadan.

Language spoken: The Yoruba language is the major language spoken in Oyo state.

31. Plateau State
Plateau state is located in central Nigeria on an area of 26,899 square kilometres, with an estimated population of about three million people. Jos, the Plateau state capital is a very cosmopolitan city.

Language spoken: There are 48 languages spoken as first languages in Plateau State. Many of them are endangered due to the influence of Hausa. Major languages spoken in Plateau State are Angas, Berom, Goemai, Kofyar, Mwaghavul, Ron, and Tarok, each spoken by more than 100,000 people.

32. Rivers State
Rivers State, also known simply as Rivers, is one of the 36 states of Nigeria. According to census data released in 2006, the state has a population of 5,198,716, making it the sixth-most populous state in the country.

Language spoken: There are 23 languages spoken as first languages in Rivers State. The major languages are Igbo, Ikwere, Kalabari, Khana and different varieties of the Ijo cluster. The other languages are minority languages.

33. Sokoto State
Sokoto is located in the extreme northwest of Nigeria, near to the confluence of the Sokoto River and the Rima River.

Language spoken: Sokoto State is predominantly a Fulani and Hausa state. It is populated by several Hausa subgroups such as the Gobirawa, the Zamfarawa, the Kabawa, the Adarawa and the Arawa, and the two main Fulani groups which are the Fulanin Gida or Town Fulani and the nomadic Fulani.

34. Taraba State
Taraba is a state in North Eastern Nigeria, named after the Taraba River which traverses the southern part of the state. Taraba’s capital is Jalingo.

Language spoken: Etkywan (Icen), Fulfulde, Jukun, Kpan, Mumuye, Samba Daka, Samba Leko, Tiv, and Yendang

35. Yobe State
Yobe is a state located in Northeast Nigeria. A mainly agricultural state, it was created on August 27, 1991. Yobe state was carved out of Borno State. The capital of Yobe state is Damaturu.

Language spoken: 1. Kanuri 2. Ngizim 3. Karai-Karai 4. Bolewa 5. Bade 6. Hausa 7. Ngamo 8. Shuwa 9. Fulani 10. Margi

36. Zamfara State
Zamfara is a state in northwestern Nigeria. Its capital is Gusau. Until 1996 the area was part of Sokoto State.
Language spoken: There are quite a number of tribes in Zamfara State. These include the majority Hausa, the Fulani, the Gbagyi and the Kamuku.

https://www.correctng.com/languages-spoken-in-each-of-the-36-states-in-nigeria-10/?fbclid=IwAR2CkzLFhpCXGmzqyE_IATwjD5Gk2TwdKDa3at5hzILyTSomNxCDycEgAC0
Regards Rivers state, there is nothing like Igbo language. Its Ikwerre Language which many mistake for Igbo language!
PoliticsRe: Wike’s Revenge, Atiku’s Next Move by umuna(m): 10:36pm On Sep 20, 2019
RomanceRe: "Men Are Gold Diggers Too" Woman Shares Her Experience by umuna(m): 7:21pm On Sep 20, 2019
Blackivy29:
shocked grin shocked
why you dey laugh na? you know how e be now wink
RomanceRe: "Men Are Gold Diggers Too" Woman Shares Her Experience by umuna(m): 6:27pm On Sep 19, 2019
AwkaetitiBabe:
Any part of the world? Hope they are packaged well?
You can bet na!
RomanceRe: "Men Are Gold Diggers Too" Woman Shares Her Experience by umuna(m): 6:08pm On Sep 19, 2019
sharpwriter:
Cool grin... I will need a trial sample wink ... Meanwhile can you PM me or how I go reach una for Whatsapp... I dey serious... I wan ask some questions...

Meanwhile, why you dey laf on top my comment smiley
No vex sire! I send you a msg now. WhatsApp 08090610026
RomanceRe: "Men Are Gold Diggers Too" Woman Shares Her Experience by umuna(m): 5:36pm On Sep 19, 2019
sharpwriter:
Are your herbs available in ibadan? wink
we can send them to you and to any part of the world cheesy
RomanceRe: "Men Are Gold Diggers Too" Woman Shares Her Experience by umuna(m): 8:32pm On Sep 18, 2019
healthserve:
Don't change.


I did the same for a damn pretty goddess whom I was intent on marrying recently. She failed as expected, even her mum failed the test.

Just throw them away, these ladies aren't loyal, and are only looking out for wallet to be submissive to, which perpetually throws them into the arms of the wrong persons.
I did same to an Igbo lady I loved but she failed the test thinking that I don't have money and not ready to settle down. Until her Aunt told her that she has missed her opportunity and that she should not mind the way I dress that I was using it to deceive people. Omo see calling day and night!
RomanceRe: "Men Are Gold Diggers Too" Woman Shares Her Experience by umuna(m): 8:16pm On Sep 18, 2019
AwkaetitiBabe:
Sure I have. We gotta experience stuffs to learn and grow.
like your being open!
RomanceRe: "Men Are Gold Diggers Too" Woman Shares Her Experience by umuna(m): 8:11pm On Sep 18, 2019
AwkaetitiBabe:
First question most of them ask is, who you living with? Tell them you live with family and watch them escape.
Babe I raise hand for you oo! You sabi! Abi dey don do yo be4?
RomanceRe: "Men Are Gold Diggers Too" Woman Shares Her Experience by umuna(m): 8:05pm On Sep 18, 2019
Blackivy29:
Although their operation is more coded than the females. A good amount guys are gold diggers, but few are noticed. That gives the impression that they aren't.
All I need is to give her a nice banging with some of my herbs and every other thing will fall into place tongue
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Recalls Ambassador To South Africa, Pulls Out Of World Economic Summit by umuna(m): 3:08pm On Sep 04, 2019
tsinzu:
I don't believe it. We don't have an ambassador in south Africa. What we have in South Africa is a high commissioner. Confam Fake news
Member of common wealth of nations are called high commission Oga and non members are called ambassadors!
CrimeRe: Wadume: I Have Lost My Manhood, I Can’t Make Love Again by umuna(m): 10:03pm On Aug 27, 2019
fergie001:
What do you need the erect manhood for?
Do you have anybody to impregnate in hell?

This onye-nzuzu don't even know what's going on. So, if you see woman now, you will climb. Fool.
You don't seem to know the trouble you've got yourself into.

Manhood kee you there.
He needs it for the 72 virgins!
PoliticsRe: Strike: FG Directs Inclusion Of Sacked Staff School Teachers In Payroll Read Mo by umuna(m): 9:56am On Aug 23, 2019
aleytia:
Was it Buhari's idea or the ministry of education idea.
Who is the head of the government?
Car TalkRe: List Of 24 Cars You Should Never Buy By Nigerian Twitter User (Photos) by umuna(m): 2:52pm On Aug 22, 2019
AutoJoshNG:
https://i2.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/cars-nigerians-should-not-buy.png?w=534&ssl=1

A Nigerian whose moniker on Twitter is @Otunbakush1 listed twenty four (24) cars Nigerians “should never buy” because their problems can’t be fixed except when you take it back to the company.

In this post, we’re going to quote what he wrote on Twitter. He stated the problems the various cars came with.

NB: Please, what you’re about to read is the opinion of @Otunbakush on Twitter and not that of Autojosh.

Below are the 24 cars he listed and the reasons why you should never buy them.

1. Land Rover 3 (LR3):

First on the list of cars you should never buy is the LAND ROVER 3 (LR3), about 27million pieces was recalled months after production, and trust me millions Don enter 9ja.

It might look rugged but, the issues, Transmission, engines, brakes, electrical and so on, it’s can go off anytime on motion, and u will need a mechanic to open d engine right on the spot. The brakes ain’t trust worthy cos it fails anytime, oil leaking into the engine errors.

You will keep visiting the mechanic, and dey will keep collecting money from you, this errors can only be fixed by Landrover themselves, less I forget, d brake disk, and lining has sensors, and dey fail repeatedly, so u fit Match brake and ẹ no catch…you Don die be that.

https://i0.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/lr3-1.jpg?resize=600%2C387&ssl=1


2. 2015 Mercedes Benz C300:

No 2, Mercedes Benz C300 ( 2015)

All model of this car was recalled due to fire, you can park and it will still catch fire, u can be on motion and it will catch fire, reasons?, fuel leaking into d engine, no Nigerian mechanic can fix it, you have to return it back to d company.

https://i2.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/2015-mercedes-benz-c300.jpg?w=600&ssl=1

3. 2005 Nissan Pathfinder:

No 3 Nissan Pathfinder 2005
Transmission problem, you can ask anybody using this car, dey have changed gear box like 1million times, major figures of this suv was recalled, failed alot of test, but still found its way to Nigeria, gear can hook OK motion and can lead to accident.

Airbag problem, you can be driving, if u enter big porthole, d airbags will activate and boom on ur face, almost all of this car accident is caused by the airbag pulling on drivers face, avoid it at all cost.

https://i2.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/nissan-pathfinder.jpg?resize=600%2C450&ssl=1

4. 2002/2003 Nissan Xterra:

No 4, Nissan Xterra 2002/2003
Run from this car, it was a test project before it was been released

Engine (60%)
Transmission and Drivetrain (0%)
Brakes and Traction Control (7%)
Suspension and Steering (14%)
Electrical and Air Conditioning (18%)
Paint, Rust, Leaks, Rattles etc

You can speed to 100mph, at 70mph it starts shaking, at 80mph it shakes hard, at 100, accident, it will overturn by itself, if u no die, na God’s grace, if u die u go explain for heaven wetin kill you, avoid it.

https://i1.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/NISSAN-XTerra.jpg?w=600&ssl=1

5. Nissan Murano:

No 5 on the list of cars you should never buy, Nissan Murano…God of all problems, if u don’t wanna die from spending money, avoid it.

Soft brake pedal
Engine failure
Gearbox failure
Brainbox failure
No traction
Inside rain if u match brake, your car go moonwalk walahi,
Electrical problem
Heater problem
Avoid it

https://i0.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/nissan-murano.jpg?resize=600%2C450&ssl=1

6. 2009 Mercedes Benz E300:

No 6, Benz E300 2009model
Avoid d 2009 model if u are buying, crankshaft issa goal, it will give u problem, and d engine cos is around 2/3million naira, gear can also hook to park, making it difficult to put ur car in park gear.

Airbag failure also
Avoid d 2009 model.

https://i2.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/2009-mercedes-benz-e300.jpg?resize=600%2C337&ssl=1


7. 2010 BMW X6:

BMW X6 2010 MODEL
BMW recalled all of this model, but they only got 30% of it.

Engine problem
Fuel hose problem
Now let’s focus on electrical problem, once the problem starts u will know, ur dashboard will be messed up, car won’t move again, now, it will affect d engine.

Since it’s electrical, it sends light back into d engine switch and damages d major part of it, u will need to replace that engine, now 9ja rewire go just do shady work, and dat thing will repeat itself…so don’t buy it.

https://i0.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/2010-bmw-x6.jpg?resize=600%2C337&ssl=1

8. Volkswagen Touareg:

Volks Touareg, this suv’s problem is legendary and it’s one of the top cars you should never buy, I will just outline d major ones,

Transmission
Brakes
Sensor failure
Water finding it’s way mixing with oil, and straight into d engine (Knock)

Power steering failure, u fit dey drive make ẹ hook, u Don die be that.

9. 2008 Audi Q5:

Audi Q5 2008
Avoid diesel engine, na die.
Major problem, electrical problem
Engine stalling, too much speed will cause engine combustion, now it can make ur bonnet pull while on motion, thousands were recalled but u know na, some go still enter 9ja, avoid it.

https://i0.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/Audi_Q5.jpg?w=600&ssl=1

10. 2006 Mercedes Benz GL450:

BENZ GL450 2006 MODEL

Suspension problem,
Leaking steering racks
Battery drainage issue..

The major one is d suspension, the car is too heavy for the suspension Benz gave to it, causing d balloon to always leak, one Leg balloon, is around 900k, now imagine if d 4 spoil.

https://i1.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/Mercedes_GL_450.jpg?w=600&ssl=1

11. Chrysler Cruiser:

Chrysler Cruiser

Pls for heavens sake don’t buy it, ahh even d devil is scared of this car, everything for this motor dey fail, legs, Engine, lights, gear, Brainbox, everything, and brake failure is on 100% u fit die, while on motion it can accelerate itself…

https://i2.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/2004-CHRYSLER-CRUISER.jpg?resize=600%2C450&ssl=1

12. 2010 Audi A5:

Audi A5 2010 model

Steering problem, mechanic will keep eating ur money on this, only the company can fix

Brake failure
Electrical problem
Cooling system failure

Automatic clutch disk failure causing ur gear box to break down…so u have to buy a new one.

https://i1.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/2010-audi-a5.jpg?resize=600%2C337&ssl=1

13. 2008 Honda Ridgeline:

Honda Ridgeline 2008
Fine muscle vehicle, the tie rods na something else, it can remove on motion, if u fit it will remove again, till d car decides to kill u, or u decide to kill it, exhaust leaking also.

https://i2.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/honda-ridgeline-2008.jpg?resize=600%2C337&ssl=1

14. Volkswagen Passat CC:

If u wanna buy this car, Pls have money to face d problems, u will dash it out Las Las

First ẹ dey drink fuel like whale
Bad legs
Poor braking system
ABS failure

Try and avoid it
Steering ooooooo…e fit hook and ẹ dey leak.

https://i0.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/VolksWagen_Passat_CC.jpg?w=600&ssl=1

15.2006 Toyota Tacoma:

Toyota Tacomaaaaaa 2006
Gen Gen, this car if ẹ enter water, just know say d problem Don start, (RUST), joints, propeller, timing chain and auxiliary problem.

https://i1.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/toyota-tacoma.jpg?resize=600%2C450&ssl=1


16. Nissan Quest:

Nissan quest… Eeeh God run ooooo
Run for your life oooo

This car killed d devil with problems, see it starts From gear, ẹ go enter Engine, den d legs go hook, steering rack dey hook, airbags doesn’t even pop up so if u Nak head for wall u fit die, avoid it pls.

https://i0.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/Nissan_Quest.jpg?resize=600%2C322&ssl=1


17. 2015 Range Rover:

Range rover 2015
Yall surprised Àbí?

Yh, wàhálà eh tí poju
Electrical problem
Engine failure
Terrain failure
Suspension problem
Hydraulic failure

And d hydraulics fit buy u 2 toyota corolla 2004 so avoid it.

https://i0.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/land-rover-range-rover-sport.jpg?w=600&ssl=1


18. 2008 Mazda CX-7:

problems with the 2008 CX-7’s Variable Valve Timing (VVT) & timing chain failing, causing major damage to the engine — Mazda uses an interference design so typically the valves are bent & the entire engine needs to be replaced.

The brake pads wear out easily.

https://i2.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/2008-Mazda-CX-7.jpg?resize=600%2C387&ssl=1


19. 2002-2006 Nissan Altima:

Nissan Altima from 2002 till 2006
Avoid them, all of them na birds of the same feathers
Engine failure
Brake failure
Top cylinders issue
Crank shafts dey break and ẹ dey damage engine block
Bad wiring

80% of 2005 was recalled but ẹ Don enter 9ja already.

https://i2.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/nissan-altima.jpg?w=600&ssl=1

20. 2012 Hyundai Sonata:

Hyundai Sonata 2012
See eeh once u start this car in d morning and u start hearing Cran Cran..gbèsè that’s d beginning of problem.

Electrical problem
Oil leaking into the engine
Gear switch always having fault
Back brakes hooks making d back wheel to clamp down

Avoid it.

https://i1.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/hyundai-sonata.jpg?resize=600%2C447&ssl=1

21. 2015 Kia Optima:

Kia Optima 2015
This car’s issue is from hell, d car fine for face but d transmission na electric, this car wasn’t made for us but our agidi dey buy ham, if u enter small water with this car and ẹ touch d engine sensors…just forget u are buying a new engine.

Avoid it

https://i2.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/H172B_1.jpg?resize=600%2C450&ssl=1

22. 2007 Ford Focus:

Ford focus 2007
Gear problem
Fuel pump problem
U can buy fuel pump 50times in one month
Top cylinders problem
Timing chain issue.

https://i0.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/ford-focus-2007.jpg?resize=600%2C450&ssl=1


23. 2008 Hyundai Veracruz:

We continue with Hyundai Veracruz
2008

This one is fuel pump, and it’s always caused by stalled engine pressure, u will start and it will start shaking like person wey get warapa, once pressure no dey, fuel pump go suck everything wey dey inside and dirty must dey…so avoid it.

https://i2.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/2008-hyundai-veracruz-limited-i01.jpg?resize=600%2C338&ssl=1

24. Subaru Legacy:

The 24th car on the list of cars you should never buy is the Subaru Legacy
See this one, they were so unfortunate to make it all electric, u can drive it in manual, u see that manual switch is near d drive column, so by mistake if u put ham for manual and u drive it like That without changing the gear…gbèsè dey, gear box na 570k.

https://i2.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/subaru-legacy.jpg?resize=600%2C450&ssl=1


Do you agree with him on this? Is there any car you think people should avoid? Tell us in the comment section.



Source: https://autojosh.com/nigerian-twitter-lists-24-cars-never-buy/
@ Autojosh, I disagree with you on the Passat CC.
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