₦airaland Forum

Theophinio:
Thanks for this information

Your coconut plant looks nice

On how many plots did you plant yours

Theophinio:
Hi boss

The hybrid coconut takes how long before gestation period

PointZerom:


That of South West especially Lagos will be shared between the Yorubas and the Igbos.

jumper524:
15 states are certain while the rest 5 is still skeptical for now.

All Northwestern states.
All southwest states.
4 northeast states.
3 Northcentral states.

Northwestern states. [/b]I was skeptical about this but the reality is that the Buhari support base are all clamouring for Tinubu. The Northwestern governors coupled with Buhari are all rooting for Tinubu. With elrufai as campaign DG, there's absolutely nothing the 419 tambuwal can do for Tinubu in this region.

[b]Verdict.
Tinubu is expected to win all northwest state and also getting block votes from kano and Katsina. He might likely struggle with Atiku in sokoto but is expected to still win.

South-West: don't even go there. There's nothing any political opposition can do about this region. They should count it out of there equation.
Verdict: Tinubu to monopolize this region.

Northcentral: Tinubu is expected to win 3 states from this region, however only 1 state is certain which is kwara state. But he's most likely to win kogi and Niger.

Verdict: Tinubu to win kwara and kogi while also dragging Niger with Atiku.

Northeast: Bauchi, Borno, Gombe and Yobe should go to tinubu no doubt about it. However Atiku would likely pull an upset in 2 of the four states. Bauchi and gombe most likely.

Verdict: Tinubu to clinch at least 3 states from this region.

Many people online who are less informed about grassroot politics would ask how I expect Tinubu to dominate Northern regions when the likes of Kwankwaso and Atiku who are from there and are contesting the ballots.
Well like I said, they are less informed about grassroot politics until they do research themselves and see kwankwasiya cult followers all praising the jagaban or go to zaria to see northerners all praising the jagaban.
Majority of northerners calls tinubu jagaban for reason best known to them but the fact remains that the love is massive for the jagaban.

Anticipate the 2 million match for jagaban in Kano state. Then una go believe the weight.

Malory:
You can never run far away from your kinsmen. You either come back alive or in death.

hahn:
So we bought this fish yesterday but we don't know the name.

Any ideas?

Kobojunkie:
Not only did Jesus Christ make it clear that it is of sin to defend yourself as His follower from an attacker ...
.... He also said it is of sin to pray against an enemy using His name.
Similar teachings are found written of in Luke 6 vs 27 - 38

inoki247:
People no dey learn Osinbajo wey no get electoral value dem think say Nigeria election na by English.....

As he dey like that Osinbajo no fit win even house of assembly election in Ogun.....

Parachoko:
How can Vanguard go this low?

Even if their source dey tell them this, dem no even suppose believe am.

Nwodosis:
Na real wife be that!

Iamgrey5:
They are not playing a game

Northerners are genius when it comes to politics

They want a Southerner to contest against Atiku and probably lose the election.

This is better than Adamu's plan of Lawan which is still going to lead to a loss but the party will implode.

onlinetrader:
Hi Nairaland Family..

I don't know if I am the only one to have observed this. These days, when you buy items like phone from AliExpress, the tracking moves smoothly until it reads "Received by Local Delivery Company". Sometimes, when it gets to this point, it stays there forever..and if at all it leaves this point and you want to claim it in the local post office, you will be charged heavily by the people in the post office.

Bought so many items like a month ago, out of which was a Poco phone. All other items have been delivered except this phone which I first ordered. This phone got to destination country (NGN) on the 8th of May before other items...but till now, tracking shows it hasn't left the custody of Nigerian customs.

What is the problem exactly? Is it that the phone has been "hijacked" OR the process to clear items like phone is different from wears and other items?

Please help

Proudpolygamist:
My first wife got pregnant for me when she was in the university and i had just newly secured a job with a high paying firm. She was the daughter of a big businessman at the time and we were from a conservative society, so we had to sharply perform the marriage rites and settle her family handsomely because they accused me of impregnating their daughter before marriage and sought compensations.
Fast-forward to our marriage life, she started making life hell for me after the birth of our first son.
Hadiza was a real trouble maker and I was beginning to think I made a mistake marrying her, she would nag all day when she was pregnant and won't cook meals at home or do domestic chores. In fact I spent most of the nights on empty stomach, my consolation being that she would put to bed one day. She would only have sex when she felt like doing it and it must have been after a good treat.

Things got worse after she put to bed. She complains that she spends the whole day caring for our young son that she can barely think about anything else.
She prefers to watch TV all day and spend her whole time on social media instead of cooking, doing dishes, , domestic chores or getting a job. She once asked me to prepare breakfast in bed for her on a Monday morning when I was supposed to get to work early for an appointment. I returned home that day hungry but she had refused to prepare food because I didn't make her breakfast in bed. She was so engrossed in telemundo fantasies that she thought she could dictate what direction our marriage swings.
I got tired and decided to teach her a lesson
On this fateful night, she snored irritatingly like a pig in my room and accused me of snoring like a pig, stressing that I need urgent medical check up . I told her she would know who was snoring like a pig, and who needs medical checkup after i'm done with her.I left my room and went to sleep in the guest room.
The following day i left home for work without taking breakfast afterwhich i went to see my lawyer. I issued a court summon to my wife through a court clerk.
I was told, She couldn't believe her eyes after she read through and discovered that i was seeking a divorce
She Refused to sign the papers and told the court clerk that i should kom and tell her with my mouth, stressing that she didn't marry me through a letter. She said i should kom and give her the papers myself if I was man enough.
The court clerk said he tried cajoling her into signing the papers peacefully but she screamed "He is my husband, I can't divorce him" and ran away with hot tears rolling down her cheek.
You know what happened next, i went straight to area command where my good friend works and left for home with 5 armed policemen.
In quick strides we searched for her and found her in her bedroom upstairs. She sat in the bed looking morose and jumped up fearfully when she saw us.
I pointed to her and told the men to escort her out of my house. Before she could say pim, one of the policeman a corporal, clamped handcuffs on her hand and told her to be cooperative as to follow them to the station. She protested very loudly and struggled to free herself, but it was too late, my mind was already made up. She ended up in tears making strong appeals to me but I kept a stony face. The policemen dragged my wife into the waiting van.

One of them came to me and asked to take her things along with her. I was shocked, because I bought everything in the house with my money. The sergeant kept his mouth shut when he saw the look on my face.
I gave him an address and asked him to drop my former wife in that address where her father lives.
Then I locked up the bungalow I bought for my 1st wife and joined my second wife in the estate.

PrinceOfLagos:
This is just one village o

You would think you're in banana island in Lagos

Chukabiz:
Termites are trying to bring download the roof of my home.
I can't even see them but my house is filled with Termite Frass. The frass keep falling for the ceilling.
Someone said i should use car condemn oil but there is no way i can enter the roof and start rubbing oil on the woods.
Please what strong chemical can i use to get rid of termites from my house?

Omihanifa:
Africans can eat anything
See as dey don sharply turn the cat to barbecue candidate

Datboredberry:
The hard to get game... It might seem pointless, but who doesn't love a good chase?

SarkinYarki:
So because Ekiti is holding elections CBN should do their constitutional duty of moving Bullion again? How much is Ekiti state Budget that two CBN super billions will be needed to rig it ? ... Ekiti doesnt even have airports so where is that large cargo plane going to ? Abeg you people lie too much

bigpicture001:
Have u imagined begging ur sister for money from bizness that is ur own inheritance, and sh will ignore u and go to skl...

The sis is a lecture and she placed a manager there but comes back twice a week to supervise them

Danielable231:
#Agriculture
#Farming

In farming business Coconut farming is one sector that has never let man down. This is due to the fact that they live long (60-70year) and have a good number of production when it's time to harvest.
the average tree of coconut produce about 70-140 per tree depending on the breed.

The by-product of coconut is many so the demand is high aswell. currently the average price for one coconut in my state cost about 300-400 naira or even 500 as case may be.
When you plant one coconut today
In four years time you're sure of 40,000-50,000 naira Or even more and when you multiple by the number of coconut tree you wish to plant then you'll understand why coconut farming is also classified as Real estate business

This is one investment for the future and for a life time
I nurse dwarf
coconut seed Location Delta State

Thanks i would love to see real coconut farm in Nigeria and not those that want to sell seedlings. I pray to start a thread on my coconut farming experience some day. Presently, i have planted close to 200 trees and hope to post pictures to encourage other would be coconut farmers. It is really an interesting journey so far!!!! My plantation is a month plus old now.

JiniBula6:
Help me!
Is this still gonorrhoea?
I had unprotected sex with a girl in September and I got gonorrhoea.
I treated with some harbs for long time and later went for injection in a phamarcy with some drugs.
After treatment the gonorrhoea symptoms left leaving my penis hole open without pain. For some time now... I complain to the pharmacy and I was told it will close up by itself but up till now it hasn't.
I didn't have sex since September till December 25th when I started again but now I'm steady on a condom.

The whole of my penis is wide open. Today I noticed a little purse coming out again as it became wider. I'm worried.
I've searched online and I learnt it's Gonnocal Urethritis.

But I want to know if anyone here experienced this before... Please help.

Mature Minded Please. No insults

pegix:
Rubbish and useless claim

The introduction of new music to the church is welcoming
I'm in my early 20s and i must say we love it

Was born into the church...all of us

We tired of them 17th and 18th century hymns
The introduction was for the youth definitely...we cant relate no more to those old sounds

We don't even know the composers

Funny enough most time we dont sings these songs by ourselves...it always prerecorded in some tapes

If u think na lie go to any local deeperlife church

Personally i don't get move too much by those sounds

They old, music has changed over the years

But wait...who is the man tagging world musician

Don Moen, nathaniel bassey ??

If church don tire am .make e get out now

Shey dem wan kill youth for church ni

Before na dressing code, hairstyles
Now music again...na wa o

If e no be.....boyz go japa soon like this..no cap

What could be suggested is that

The music should careful considered b4 introduction

I go church say make i worship...u go dey play one kind 17th century gbedu...wey gospel singers full naija and abroad

The lord bless you. So many youth are leaving Deeper life Church and no time if drastic measures are not taken, the church may not have members again.

Righteousness2:
Brother, as a young man born in Deeper life Bible Church in the Early 80's and Grommed in DLBC until 2004 when I moved to the The Lords Chosen, I must say you have a very Valid Protest!

I Perceive GOD is using you to Pass a Very Strong Message to HIS Church and HIS servant. The ways of GOD ALMIGHTY are not the ways of Men.
The ALMIGHTY HOLY GOD will not change HIS Standard because of a Changing World.

I Pray HIS Servant and one of the Core Holiness Apostles and Generals of this Generation, Pastor WF Kumuyi takes note of this Peaceful Protest.

tayo60:
Common among men

Princeparix:
Ofe ndi Umuahia...... Ofe achara.



We use to call it Monkey sugar cane those days. It is very rich in water.

Elephant grass joor

Aare2050:
It's a very good one.
Where is the location, if the ownership is genuine, please invest in it.

Aare2050:
Good morning,
Well, Reading from your comment shows you have some kind of experience in the business. Although, we are all learning everyday. I picked the "expenses" to make anybody interested in the business in large scale know or have idea of what they are going into.
You don't expect me to put everything up here for Jack and Jones to just view and go.
From the table of content above, all you need to know about income generation is topic number "V" Read it again.
The picture is just a planned expenses for a purchase period and a quantity of 50tons.
As you can see, there is a 100k set aside for extra. You can pick ur police money there, whereas the produce money you highlighted has also been put into consideration in the same picture, look at it again please.
Lastly, about buyers given out money to farmers. That is a very bad way to do cocoa business, such farmers are old in the days farmers that are sincere. If you give your money to most of the farmers we have now, sorry is your case. I don't know if you have heard "see and buy" before.
You don't even need to buy from farmers if you are serious or if you have a target or a contract to execute.
You buy from the buyers. Just make sure you buy according to the quality in your contract, moisture, bean count, slate and so on.
I was born into this business, I know it like the back of my hands.
Thanks.

Kobicove:
If Sylvester Oromoni's parents had gone to his school to manhandle his bullies he may still be alive today

Mercychen:
Don't blame the old man.

The man prolly developed that poor dress Sense from years of depriving himself just to enable him train you guys to the level you are and give you the best. So now it has become a part of him and will be difficult to part with.

You said your last born is still in school. I'm sure pospy is still having that sense of self-denial to see her through her education. So he doesn't see your offer of new clothes as priority or the need to be fashionable for now.

Let the old man be. He became so for your sakes. That's the sacrifice of a father.

Jovar:
18 months

Jovar:
The rain could be gone anytime, make use of the opportunity to get a very viable and fertile dwarf hybrid seedlings that will boost your planting...

Jovar Farm (RC: 2875407)
Call/Whatsapp: 08036399734

We're located behind the Glo office in Challenge, Ibadan, Oyo State, and we supply everywhere in Nigeria.

#StaySafe #EndPoliceBrutality

collarfreak:
Pls nairalanders got a shop beside a police station and I need an idea of what to sell in the shop that would boom making 20k daily.

Sachet Shewpe! You will not regret it.