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Imapearl:




lol

okay ooo

AutoJoshNG:
Road traffic signs serve several purposes: some road signs are placed on roads to point out directions to motorists; some are placed there to ensure the safety of motorists and pedestrians; some are there to give us an idea of what to expect ahead of us, etc.


Technically, road signs are traffic languages. They communicate specific messages to motorists and pedestrians.

Every motorists – and in some cases, pedestrians – are expected to have an understanding of what these signs represents.

It is because of this that the teaching of road traffic signs and their meanings are an essential topic taught at driving schools. Unfortunately, most motorists in Nigeria did not pass through formal driving schools.

Road signs are typically represented as symbols or annotations. In Nigeria, there is an enormous lack of understanding of what these symbols used in road signs represent. And as such, it is very common in Nigeria for the authorities in charge of producing road signs to produce road signs with symbols together with their meanings spelt out on them.

Anyway, Autojosh presents an explanation of 15 common road signs that most Nigerian motorists do not know their meanings.


1. PED Xing

This sign is one of the most confusing road signs that motorists come across in Nigeria. However, it is better understood when represented in its pictorial form. It actually means, “Pedestrian crossing”. This sign is often placed ahead of or near zebra crossings.

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No Entry/ Do Not Enter

This signs is used to indicate that there is no entry for vehicular traffic. It is placed at the exit of some roads to inform motorist that they cannot drive into that road. It is often used at intersections to roads with one-way traffic.

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No Stopping

A ‘No Stopping’ sign instructs motorists to keep moving and must not stop at any time, not for a minute, not for a second, not for a jiffy, on the road or in an area to which the ‘No Stopping’ sign applies.

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No Waiting

Just like the “No Stopping” sign, this sign is placed along roads or streets to instruct drivers to keep driving or keep their vehicles in motion and not to stop. The difference is that, this signs allows a motorist to stop – to drop off or pick up a passenger, etc. Staying longer than necessary can be viewed as “waiting” or violation of the No Waiting instruction.

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Turn On Red

This sign is placed at intersections where there are traffic lights. This sign generally permits vehicles to make a right turn even when the traffic light is on red. In other words, this sign gives permission to vehicles to turn into the next junction on the right nearer to them, even when the traffic light is showing a red signal and without having to wait for a green signal.

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Sharp Deviation of Route or “Chevron” Sign

The chevron sign is positioned to warn motorists of a suden change in traffic direction. That is, they are positioned at places where traffic makes a sudden change in its course or direction , such as bends in the road or at round about. The chevron pattern pointing in the direction that traffic has to turn.

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No Overtaking

This sign is typically placed on two-way roads that are too narrow or are too risky for vehicles to attempt to overtake vehicles ahead of them. They are also placed at bends, dips in the road or where there are trees.

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Lane Merge Left

This signs warns motorist that the lane that they are on narrows as they drive ahead. And such narrow end merges with a parallel lane to the left.

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Lane Merge Right

This signs warns motorist that the lane that they are on narrows as the y drive ahead or as it ends. And such narrow end merges with a parallel lane to the right.

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Narrow Bridge Ahead

This sign is placed ahead of a location where there is a narrow bridge. This sign is intended to get motorists to reduce their speed and drive cautiously as they approach the bridge.

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Keep Right

This sign instructs motorists to keep to the right side of a two-way road. Driving into the left side of the road is a violation of this traffic instruction.

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Keep Left

This sign instructs motorists to keep to the left side of a two-way road. Driving into the right side of the road is a violation of this traffic instruction.

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Dangerous Turn Right

This signs warns motorists that the road ahead is about to turn sharply in the direction of the arrow, in this case, to the right.

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Dangerous Turn Left

This signs warns motorists that the road ahead is about to turn sharply in the direction of the arrow, in this case, to the left.

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Pass Either Way

The sign informs motorists that they can pass either side of a diving road to reach the same destination or different directions.

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Off Side Rule; Do Not Enter

This sign is usually placed at intersections where there is a traffic light. It warns motorists that have been halted by the traffic light not to drive into a pattern of lines drawn on the ground ahead of the traffic light. This philosophy was borrowed from the “offside” rule in Soccer.

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Narrows Road Ahead

This sign informs motorists that as they drive on the road, the road narrows ahead of them

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Bumps Ahead

This sign is used to warn motorists that there is a bump ahead or an uneven road surface on the road. This warning is intended to get motorists to reduce their speeds at certain points.

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https://autojosh.com/18-common-road-signs-that-most-motorists-in-nigeria-dont-know-their-meanings/

Your heading is insulting. Why use "most"?

Imapearl:
naaaa he will still leave u for another with excess styles experience
he can stay only if he wants to
No man like being control my their women

You think so? Will you give me a trial?

FortifiedCity:
This idea of 2 families owning a single building is bound to bring acrimony.

it's very common right here in Yoruba land where baba will share a house of 5 rooms among his 5 children, each child to one room.

To me it's a call for disagreement and a very dilapidated house. The most peaceful way is to let the first son take the property. It will make the others hustle.

And when the first son fails to manage what was left to him well, he will be envying his siblings that are doing well!

ubunja:
especially doggy lol with a fine ass

Bad player!

Imapearl:
I do not know why ladies think that their sex styles and body can keep a man
you can't keep a man that doesn't want to be kept

Some styles can keep a man dear!

johnwizey:
Una be deeper life member

deeper LIFE people ney dey wear trouser o!

chukel:
2days ago FRSC bayelsa command identified a stolen honda EOD which was being registered for the new plate number. To the 2nd owner, he bought a tokunboh car from lagos, brought it back to bayelsa and went ahead to register for d new plate number. It was dia dat FRSC discovered on dia system dat the car had been registered. Dy pulled d original information on the car nd called d phone number d car was registered with. The original owner picked and confirmed her car was stolen on 9th of september at gunpoint. Meanwhile the new owner purchased the vehicle on the 19th of september. The woman came down to bayelsa with her husband. The car, original owner and d 2nd owner were handed over to police. Kudos to the new vehicle registration scheme. The question is, hw wud one avoid purchasing a stolen vehicle. Wat r d tips or measures one shud take. Wat d signs dat shuyd raise suspicion. Ur input is needed. Anybody can fall victim

If the car is a Tokunbo, the seller should present you with a Bill of lading, Customs assessment & payments etc. But if it is a used vehicle, the seller should present you with Certificate of Ownership (Original), Plate number allocation paper, Police Clearance before registration (ECMR) and vehicle particulars. Anything outside these items, know the vehicle is stolen. All documents presented before sales must be originals and not photocopies. Must criminals sells stolen cars/vehicle very cheap and buyers falls for this trick!

QueenSuccubus:



By juz looking at her pishure, i can already feel that suffocaton in my brain

Thought you are a woman!

mylove4God:
It is good for couple to wait till they are married but it sometimes dangerous too. What if the wife is not the type that enjoys sex or the man is impotent or don't know much how on how to go about it.
All I am trying to say is that what worked for couple A might not work for couple B.

Don't be afraid! Who told you no man no sabi do? Practice make perfect o!

exlinkleads:
chai

There is God OOOO!

eTECTIVe:
Holy Lala... Dis is Lalastical...!! Trying to imagine how it got there and stayed there...

Through the soak away. They usually chase rodent into the septic tank. But while growing up in the village then, it was a known fact that, Cobra love eating poo.

[quote author=ayili post=66181730][/quote]Eya !see you

bercarray:
thanks very much bro

you are welcome man!

bercarray:
good evening folks, I want to go into one online business, assuming and I assumed people from far places might need it,I'm thinking of using haulage stuff or is there other way I can deliver it to them pls help me out?

Depends on the size of the goods. Nipost could help you in sending small and bulky goods. Just visit any post office and find out.

adadike:
I don't know why these old men no dey ever marry their age mate?

Because of the fire that is still burning in their waist!

Pavore9:
See rice on top engine!

The rice go boil/cook without water gan!

XhosaNostra:
Well, confidence is attractive. You go girl!

This is more realistic & relatable to most women. Not everybody has breast up so high, they could double as a chinrest. Yes, that is an ideal, but this is reality.

But she is just 23yrs if am right and her boobs are sagged

northvietnam:
just imagine say u go ur inlaw house for the first time and they prepared banga soup for with cat meat...

and no body told u until u finished the whole food..

Catlin soup

FruitCakes:
As long as her hubby doesn't mind.

Na so e dey start small small

MhizzAJ:
Kneeling down to greet your husband doesn't mean you are well mannered or it doesn't mean you have home training.

Her husband must have been very nice to her then

In another voice You cannot give what you don't have!

bettercreature:
So this is what a police station looks like in Beyelsa

If you see the one in Benue state eeh, you go halla!

madridguy:
Don't insert your ATM card with good account balance on all this corner POS centers. Majority of this guys steals people's information.

The sure way to lose your pin and money. Yeye people go call am hustling!

highqueen:
so the last time I met my girlfriend was last two

weeks and she was complaining bitterly on how the guy she's about to get married to has

different female friends that always call him..

this guy has done introduction last month and they are gonna wed anytime this year...but the

fact is that he keeps receiving female calls

whenever they are together,..she told me she

saw pictures one of the ladies took with her husby to be phone in a hotel room....

she confronted the guy,,,and the guy said it was the lady that sent him those photos..

I don't know what to do because it keeps getting worse as the day goes by..And she is confused becuase he has done introduction and she
doesn't wanna bring shame to the family..please what is the best advice you can give her.

ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION!! ABORT MISSION!!!

Randomshotz:
Hahahaha. But I think they have potbelly because thatz where they store the curses they receive in per seconds billing.

LOL. Not all that are corrupt. I have met some good officers before!

Randomshotz:
Why is it that every police man has potbelly?

Because they usually eat late while on the job and lack of exercise.

rane06:
Women are stronger than men. Fact

I think the right word should be "some women"!

RighteousI:
After viewing wedding photos​ of so called modest deeper life girls I was surprised to discover that these girls that are getting married are literally babies, they are 22, 23,24&25 years old, you can still see their baby faces. What is pressuring these girls to get married too early, I don't know. Are they marrying too early because they want to avoid fornicating? Are they marrying too early because they don't want to be like that 38 years old single woman who let all the good guys go whilst she was young?

Instead of giving their true Adam time to find them they rush and get married to male demons who approcah them as an angel. I will advise these modest girls to realise that they are still babies at 22,23,24&25. They should realize that marriage is not a joking matter, they should realize that once you marry someone you are committing ±50 years of your life, they should realize that they are targets of male agents of Satan that want to marry them, they should not rush into marriage just because they are burning and don't want to commit fornication, they should realize that the 38 year old Christian single woman is blessed and better off than the 23 year old Christian woman who married early to a male demon.

Give your true Adam time to find you, don't let male demons poach you out at an early age. Let's say you leave uni at 23, I suggest you research at least 5 years before getting married, research the kind of world you live in and those that inhabit it, come online to research, don't base your marital selection on the advice of anyone, not even on the advice of the elderly Christian women in your church​, not even on the advice of your pastor, mother, sister, brother or father, for all these people I mentioned may yet be agents of Satan who are setting you up to marry a male demon.

also, don't be confident in your gentleness and reclusion, don't believe that just because you are a good girl, the world will automatically reward you with a good man, in most cases what you will get is a male demon that pretends to be a modest Christian therefore and just like Paul advised, singleness with celibacy is your best option, but if you desire to get married and have children, then rushing to get married too early may not necessarily be the way, you need to be bold, aggressive and not reclusive, you need to use any means necessary to expose yourself to as many single "Adams" as you can, note that such true Adams and even Eve's are statistically rare in the population, you need to have done years of research to know​ the type of world you live in, the evil beings that inhabit it and how to prevent yourself from marrying a false Christian man.

also, deceivers will advise you to pray for a husband, that's like advising an unemployed woman to pray for a job and telling her not to physically go from office to office to drop her CV. my advise to you is this, if you want a true Adam as a husband, you have to come out and fight for it, if you are confident in your reclusion and gentleness, if you lack aggression, if you are ignorant of the evil that inhabit the earth due to your lack of research then you be easily be poached by the false Christian man for marriage.

note that the Christian woman has a higher risk of marrying a false Christian than the male Christian, why? because it's easier for a male demon to walk up to a Christian woman to court her than for a female demon to walk up to a Christian man to court him. I'm very sure that most of these true Christian girls will be surprised with the speed with which they got a man that wants to marry them, yes male demons will approach you at your early because they don't want the true Christian man to find you first.

note that there is no Christian attribute that a false Christian man or woman cannot imitate in order to deceive you into marriage this literally means there's no way you can tell who is a true Christian man and who is not. a man who appears modest, prays with you and who even preaches about hell may yet be a false Christian man. can you now see there's no way of telling who is who? but yet there are ways, you need to come specifically online more to research, there are some information you will not be given in your church, such information are only available online.


To conclude, singleness with celibacy is the safest, but if you want marriage then you need not reclusion and gentleness but maturity, years of research, boldness and aggression.

So deeper life people self dey kiss for full glare of the public

Amagite2:
Controversial OAP Daddy Freeze who unveiled his online church few days ago, has explained the aspects in which his church is different from others.

He wrote...


"I got a lot of backlash from people who said we shouldn’t have included the word ‘Church’ in our logo... well here is why.
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If we read from 1st Corinthians the church was not a building, rather the gathering of the brethren. Each time we gather online, whether you agree or not, WE ARE A CHURCH!
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◄ 1 Corinthians 11 ►
[17] In the following directives I have no praise for you, for your meetings do more harm than good. 18In the first place, I hear that when you come together as a church, there are divisions among you, and to some extent I believe it.
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We need to rise above mediocrity and make things align with their true meaning. Church is the gathering of the brethren and by definition pastor comes from shepherd.
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as a surname), "shepherd," also "spiritual guide, shepherd of souls," from Old French pastor, pastur "herdsman, shepherd" (12c.), from Latin pastorem (nominative pastor) "shepherd," from pastus, past participle of pascere "to lead to pasture, set to grazing
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It’s our duty to align words with their true meaning and not allow the ‘world’ to define us. Because these words mean other things, doesn’t mean we are conforming to their acquired delineation, rather, we are reverting them to their true meaning.
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We are TOTALLY different from other churches in the following aspects:
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1: We do not and will NEVER have a geographical location. The #FreeNation is located in Christ not in any temple.
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2: We absolutely do not collect TITHES, FIRST FRUIT, OFFERING AND WE NEVER SOW SEEDS! However, we receive donations towards specific causes and gifts to support the ministry which I have singlehandedly funded since inception.
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Jesus and his apostles were supported by the Mary and Herod’s manager so giving financial support at your convenience is not a bad thing.
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NLT
Joanna, the wife of Chuza, Herod's business manager; Susanna; and many others who were contributing from their own resources to support Jesus and his disciples.
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By gifts I mean things like smartphones for transmission, laptops, WiFi modems etc! NOT CARS, HOUSES OR DESIGNER CLOTHES.
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3: We teach the WORD of God not motivation/prosperity."

https://www.instagram.com/p/BgRPYriAX4R/

https://www.amagitesblog.com/2018/03/daddy-freeze-explains-church-different-others.html

Daddy fridge or freeze won buy private jet too! ole.

MhizzAJ:
Do you fall in that category?

well am focusing on my hustling since you do not date broke guys!

MhizzAJ:
Who has time to be trekking with a guy upandan not in a country like Nigeria

I'm kinda attracted to guys that drive,i rarely date car-less guys...I like to be comfortable at all times

**Poverty will not kill some men in Nigeria,what's the big deal about owning a car and they are just ranting all over the thread because they can't afford a bicycle**

No lady should ever date a broke guy especially those that have degree in trekking and jumping okada...It's an error,they will frustrate your life with the kind of mentality they have

what about broke guys with bright prospect? wont you date them?

EvilChild:
Just watch how broke guys especially from the SW and SE rushed into this thread to bash ladies who fancy guys with cars.
I'll say this again, a broke doesn't deserve a pussy, man you gotta go hustle and try to look good with a beautiful mob.
You can't be trekking under this sun in Nigeria and Tomorrow me and you go dey drag one girl.
Hustle and get yourself the required sh1t that'd make you a man..
All these guys staying 24/7 in the bet house always shouting 1 away 2 home ask yourself is this how you intend having a family under your care?
Go out and chase the money and stop being an idiot.
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Nothing for BROKE GUYS!!!

Bros you for add say broke guys does not need to have an erection