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Monaboo:
To get her Nigerian Permit, she needs to meet up with the following criteria's

1) She needs to write WASSCE and have nothing less than a B2 in English Language.

2) She also needs to learn Pidgin English and speak it fluently becos she would be tested on it on the day of her Nigerian Visa interview.

3) She needs have POF of nothing less than N500M in her account. We don't want foreign beggars roaming the streets of Nigeria.

Exactly

Entanglement:
let's say your woman has a body count of 100 pennisss and her bride price to be paid is 10,000 naira!

That's 100 pennisss divided by 10,000 naira
(100÷ 10000)
Which is Equal to 0.01.
So therefore you will be paying 0.01 naira

Lol
Just because your old hag whóre mother was passed around by COUNTLESS men until she used your father as a retirement plan, doesn't mean that that's how every other mom is
If e sure for you and you really want to know the truth, ask your mother if she as a virgin, or ask your father if he was the one that disvirgined your mom
In my house, if you're a girl and you're not marrying as a virgin, my parents will never attend your wedding. It's like a ringtone. My mom plays it all the time in their ears that I didn't bring shame to my parents, so I won't allow any child bring shame me.

Dontcry09985:
Otapiapia no be moi moi after raping Mohammed collect

LOL
Man - criminal worshiper

IN MY OPINION:

Paying bride is very symbolic and important. It is not the amount paid that is important, in many cultures (aside from those people in the down map that usually sell their daughters....) some still collect as low as 10k, but you might still be given a long list....

BRIDE PRICE IS TRADITIONAL AND SHOULD BE BASED ON WHO YOU ARE MARRYING.
ONLY VIRGINS DESERVE BRIDE PRIDE, OR AT LEAST, BRIDE PRIDE SHOULD BE BASED ON BODYCOUNT.
NON-VIRGIN WH0REZ DON'T DESERVE FULL BRIDE PRICE.
THEIR BRIDE PRICE SHOULD BE DIVIDED BY THE NUMBER OF THEIR BODYCOUNT.

EVEN AS A MILLIONAIRE, GOD FORBID THAT I WILL PAY FULL BRIDE PRICE ON A GIRL THAT IS NOT A VIRGIN.
EVEN IF HER PAPA SAY HER BRIDE PRICE IS 10K, I WILL STILL DIVIDE IT BY THE NUMBER OF HER BODYCOUNT.

OriginalCEO:
as in the guy OT no reach from here to there. E still dey form right

The fool just lack home training. I pray dont parents wont make the mistake of approving their marriage.

Dontcry09985:
It's true

But na Mohammed SAW chop poison come die like rat .

I believe the poison was otapiapia

But your jesus death worse na. killed like a criminal. He committed a very serious crime

PuZZyNegro:
You guys are just foaming in the mouth. These people already served us food and we ate.

I don't really think we need bread again to take home.

BY YOUR NAME...
A PUZZY NEGRO... YOU ARE TOO DAFT TO BE AN INLAW. I HOPE THEY WONT APPROVE YOUR MARRIAGE WITH DAT GIRL. ANUOFIA

PuZZyNegro:
I traveled from Lagos to Port Harcourt to see my future in laws family. My girl wasn't around as she's still in Lagos schooling.

I went there with a family member and got them some items like shortcake biscuits and juice.

They offered us food and we ate. After the meeting and normal questioning, we were set to go when surprisingly, this people brought out two loaves of bread and gave us. I told them that the food we ate was enough, that we don't need the bread.

We haven't even gone far when my girl started texting me on WhatsApp angrily asking me why I rejected her mother's gift. That she gave it out of love, this and that.

I told her that bread is the wrongest gift the mother could give me. I am supposed to buy them bread and not the one way round. I intentionally refused to buy bread for them because I assumed bread is an everyday food that people buy and eat, so I decided to go with the package biscuits instead and here they are offering me bread.

If it were something produced locally by them like coconut or something, I can understand but bread?

Please, did I do anything wrong rejecting the bread?

I dont know why some people are just soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo daft.
Must you reject it?
If you collect the bread and throw it away or give it to beggars on your way, WILL YOU DIE?

Dontcry09985:
Mohammed love immature toto

Like your drunkard old fool papa abi? Abi which age dem marry your olosho mama?

KingOfAmebo:
and you foo.lishly think only igbos voted for Peter Obi, didirin ni eleyi sha.



Who in your entire lineage have been a Governor or is a billionaire? name one, you dey hate person wey nobody for your entire lineage fit match on anything....no be juju be that?



That famous phone call he made to Buhari is the reason you and your family is probably alive today, you wont even have access to any smartphone to type the rubbish you typed above....Nigeria would still be a war zone by now incase you don't know.



Name one person in your entire lineage who is an ex President.



Who is your relative amongst the Presidential candidates? Can anyone in your entire lineage afford the form?



Nobody in your entire lineage is an ex President, so why hate someone your entire generation cannot become.

lol
Dumb frustrated low-life mumu ;Djavascript:void(0);
Show me one person in your miserable lineage that ever graduated from a university or that's a millionaire

Democracy in the mud....

Dontcry09985:
Like Mohammed Saw who was poisoned to death for evil.

Mumu
Or like Jesus who was nailed on the cross like a thief for the crimes of heresy and blasphemy

Normal

Normal natural occurrence

The clueless one

The puppet president

The ball-less president

SoNature:
One may have resentment towards or even despise Nigeria, but renouncing one's citizenship of Nigeria is sheer stupidity.

You can love and give everything to a country that gave you what your country couldn't give you, but never renounce the citizenship of your own country.

Let the fool go and register for Biafra citizenship na

MetaFiles230709:
So. Because my role models married children in the bible, it is okay that your prophet was a randy pig retarded deranged nymphomaniac and paedophile?

My only role model is Jesus, mad people can't be my role model, and see what your phaggot prophet wrote about him: in your mentally retarded Islam:
This is your quoran and hadith, does it mean a confused person wrote them?

In the case of Jesus, no such thing is mentioned. Jesus is depicted as very pure in the Quran, to the extent that on the Day of Judgement, Jesus will be called to witness against his people. So although Jesus’ people and followers erred and deviated from the teachings, Jesus himself is depicted as pure regardless.

Some may wonder why Jesus is depicted as pure throughout his life in the Quran when other prophets’ faults and blemishes are often shown. It could be that the Quran is reaching out with an olive branch to Christians. Since Jesus was held in such high esteem among our Christian communities, the Quran might have wanted to present Jesus in a way that Christians could relate and understand. The main difference is that Jesus is not God according to the Quran, but he is presented in a way that confers respect.


In the hadith literature, however, more indications help us to think of Jesus as being sinless. In one hadith, it is said that when a child is born, Satan touches that child and causes the child to cry. That’s the case of every child except for Jesus and his mother. In a way, this speaks to the immaculate conception of Mary, but it also suggests that Jesus was born in some way so that he was not touched by Satan.

And you expect me to read all these nonsense to
God forbid I even read up to 3 lines
With your copy and paste nonsense
What sense can a frustrated low-life black slavē monkey like you make?

MetaFiles230709:
But Israel no need my help, it is the Islamic pig terrorist hamas that need help, and they need you urgently as they are paying for their atrocities which you share and partake in mindset.

The only ignorant person here is someone who his prophet saw a 9 year old and his prick was rising like terminator, and the person still believed such prophet is normal.

Weyrey
How many of you role models in the Bible didn't marry children?
Keep fooling yourself with the lame line of 9 years old billshìts.
You senseless Black slavē monkey.

TemplarLandry:
[i]His case is highly spiritual.
He should get closer to God if he knows what's good for him. [/i

His case is more or less as a result of recklessness and bad eating and drinking habits.
He eats too much.

MetaFiles230709:
I understand you will soon drink rat poison, your tears contain a little ammonia, it seems your gall bladder is necrotic and soon you will die.

Disclaimer:. I am in no way to be held liable for a suicidal martyr that wants to hurriedly have his own 72 virgins with pointed breast and bubbling clitoris.

Mumu ignorant Christian morón. Go Israel go fight for your jews na If they won't do you shoot at sight
Frustrated low-life goat.

MetaFiles230709:
Are you not a Muslim, if Islam is a form of mental retardation, imagine your condition if you are ok.

Useless mumu olodo idiotic Christian. Senseless terrorist apologist and sympathiser.
The Jews you're even supporting don't give a shìt about you, a black slavē monkey for that matter
They'll even choose a Muslim over you any day ant time. The romance between the Christians in the west and jews is purely political, but a daft black fool like you is too stupid to understand it.

But the governor survived, abi?
Make una just dey play.

PLANNED WORK...
UNFORTUNATELY, TWO IGNORANT AND INNOCENT SOULS HAVE BEEN USED TO PLAY THEIR EVIL GAME...

Botragelad:
These guys seem to be biting off more than they can chew and I believe they are ready for the consequences.

If this turns out to be true, they sure will get a earful from Israel or whoever will respond. Same cock-up Hamas terrorist made that is costing them a lot till date!

Ọdẹ
What's this one OLODO sayiy

Chispa:
CNN na batstards na

Lol
Mumu HYPOCRITE

misreal:
He died well.I wish to meet my end while preaching the gospel

Lol
Or deh

victorclean:
Fornication is a serious sin for both sexes ok. Body count is irrelevant compared things of the past. What if either of the partners is a drug/alcohol addict etc.

I just pity you...
You think sex is the physical alone...
Let's even think like you for a moment and go further to answer this questions
- Have the sex make you to use abortion pills to commit ABORTION before or not? Mind you, doing abortion is the same thing as committing murder...
- Is murder a serious sin or not?

Alphamentips:
he meant Stella, dundi

Dundi crocodile

victorclean:
Is man a God. Responsibilities are shared and the race to heaven is not determined by the sex of any individual. You must be out of your sense not also to ask for body counts for husband ok. Family life is not judged by government or it's constitutions.

Keep fooling yourself.
If you commit sins, you'll go to hell - says God.
Last time I checked, fornication is a very serious sin.
Why should you even have BODYCOUNT in the first place if you have good morals, if you're not stupid, if you're not GREEDY, if you're raised by responsible parents...

God1000:
Life has different phases, we're all gonna get old someday

Baba Obasanjo is a strong African man, I think he's the most recognized and respected
living former president in Africa, sadly his people don't like him.

I remember meeting him way back in 2011 when I was working in one of his farms in Ibadan

Why would anyone like a useless old fool.
You're even sounding like one ...
Apart from many Nigerians not liking this old fool thief, EVEN HIS CHILDREN AND WIVES HAVE ISSUES WITH HIM.

Jeon:
Age isn't a number.
I don't have anything to do with a person below my age neither way to older than l [5 years + isa no for me. ].

I believe you're a teenager or in your early 20s, that's why you put +5 is no no bullshìt there... Let me give you 2 or more years and the story will definitely change.