₦airaland Forum

kekakuz: Our parents went under worse conditions and they turned out fine.

And your point is?

DonaldGenes: This Rambunctious Old Gee with his usual shenanigans ehh but I Can't help than to admire him...it does seems that Having more Cert is his sole raison d'ētre

Speak english, abeg.

Na government school I go...

MEILYN: Happy nonsense birthday ...... See body Guards everywhere. Bunch of thieves. Men of Satan seen as men of God. God go judge ona shaaaa.

2 Corinthians 11:13-15
For such men are false apostles, deceitful workmen,
disguising themselves as apostles of Christ. And no wonder, for even Satan disguises himself as an angel of light. So it is no surprise if his servants, also, disguise themselves as servants of righteousness. Their end will correspond to their deeds.


2 Peter 2:1-3 ESV
But false prophets also arose among the people, just as
there will be false teachers among you, who will secretly
bring in destructive heresies, even denying the Master who
bought them, bringing upon themselves swift destruction.
And many will follow their sensuality, and because of them
the way of truth will be blasphemed. And in their greed they will exploit you with false words. Their condemnation from long ago is not idle, and their destruction is not asleep.

Matthew 7:15 ESV
“Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep's clothing but inwardly are ravenous wolves.

When you start seeing a pastor defending riches and affluence, then you better flee from such pastor.

So flee...

himkers: check the cartons/packs of all the apples you buy in stores, and roadsides and you will see they are all imported from abroad. I was told apples cant be grown in Nigeria; reason being that the Oyinbos injected a kind of chemical into the fruit that will make it impossible for it to grow anywhere other than their home countries.

I dont know who else have also be told the same sory. Is the theory true or another false rumour that most Nigerians (like me ) believes??

[size=4pt]**I wish to start growing apples**[/size]

It's a PURE fruit.

Germinates only on CORRUPTION FREE soil.

Ask TRANSPARENCY INTERNATIONAL to IMPROVE Nigeria's review and see the wonders it would do the APPLES.

SMH

laughing...











































Not funny

Happy birthday Sir!!!

May you fulfill the number of your days.

stinggy: Everybody knows the new terms. OP is no kid, he couldn't have used his card on 3 occasions and be here complaining. What will make him open up a thread if he has run foul of the new rule?

Don't hold brief for him.

Simple programming.

Let him approach his bank.

stinggy: I've always known banks will scheme out a way to exploit us on this policy







Read well, he said for every withdrawal

understand.

Use your card more than 3 times on other banks' atm WITHIN A MONTH, you will be charged for every withdrawal not done on your bank's atm FOR THAT MONTH.

Comprehension...

After the 3rd withdrawal, the rest is ON YOUR OWN!

Dem no warn you?

Fraud ko, frog ni...

before nko?

That's new..

price list

man must wack...

Let the hustle continue.

In your own BEST INTEREST, just GRAB IT!

A degree is a degree

At least in our environment.

you might probably end up in a bank or oil company whether you studied Medicine or Arabic studies...

#fact.

welcome.

find one or two threads to make annoying comments.

Then you will see the REAL welcome party...

It happens.

Not a snub.

Don't make a big deal out of nothing.

By the way, who is she, that he would want her attention?

SMH

good for him

How much?

they should send the tweets to ISIS...

Poor cold water on her..

merit12: Wait let me get it clear

When a guy asked a lady out does it means the end product is always sex


Hold maybe nairaland is feeding me with all kind of stuff lately.


Maybe I wish to know,maybe am reading 2much of wobbish lately.


Get my point

1 should I start thinking every wants sex from a babe shown green light to?

2 should I start thinking the reasons he calls ,give gift is to make him easily acess?

3 should I start thinking that's what men wants and think about?


No actual likeness or woteva?

Wait ,en wait.....before you comment
No insult,just say your mind or else 100 yrs ban for you

incoherent.

Re-type...

mmmmh?

byrron: After reading that news online, tears just dropped off from my eye's.
Eachtime I think of home (NIGERIA) and the type of news emanating from that part of the world I just ask myself- Is Nigeria allergic to goodnews?

Come back and make it better.

Do or die?

They should go and die!

you dey make joke, nobody dey laugh.

...you no go change career?

modify

Jamieb: U must be a greater joker to assume that only a girl with a good sense of humour appreciates little things.

That your N50 recharge is an insult to the girl you ''value''.

Better not give at all.

chewing on that...



Madaki, madaki, madaki!!!

How many times I call you?

Because this "sharing formula" no reach you and your boys, ehn...

You come break the rule of OMERTA because of $20k.

The gods are not happy


As for you, deputy leader Ogor, you say that you find Madaki's blackmail both unparliamentary and unacceptable?

Hypocrite !!!
Keep playing the game.
May you make heaven...

PDP and APC...

...United in badness.