CzarBillion:
Would you consider buying from Jos?

Yes, I would

I hope this message finds you well. I am currently in search of a pure Caucasian Shepherd dog with specific features, such as a robust build with big bone structure and a sizable head.
I'm based in Port Harcourt, and would like the price as well as the pictures to be displayed here. I'm looking forward to your responses. Many thanks!

Xwizard:
Seberian Husky for sale

Location: Ogun state
Fully vaccinated
Pure breed with papers

Color: white and black, blue and red eyes

Asking price 450k

WhatsApp only: Seven zero seven, 33 26 six one 93

How can I get it in Port Harcourt?

2Legitsales:



Hey bro! Just wondering if the ban has been lifted? My company made a payment to me using Wise. I don't have a wise account, so just gave out my UBA Domicillary account details and I got my payment.

Bro, please how did you do this. I have been unable to setup my wise account and only just opened my Access Dom account.

ultimatebas:
Alabo Dein Na Mu

Okrika or Kalabari, brother?

Gentledizzle:




Yes you need internet, but better still sort for fibre internet. Which is extremely cheap. You only need 10 to 15Mbps to run IPTV very well. Incase you need. I do sell IPTV subscription.

How do I contact you?

Lyydia:
Hi Nairalanders,
What is the best way to invest funds without actually being engaged in doing anything? I have what I do that brings in money, I just feel like some funds are idle in my account and Naira - dollar fluctuations isn't helping matter.

For example fixed deposit accounts, which Nigerian bank has the best interest rate?

No cryptocurrency
No forex
No betting
No scam investment
No PM

Thank you.

Invest in secured loans. It's the way to go. For instance , you can colend with NextPayDay or branch. NextPayDay offers up o 36% per annum. I think it's the highest anywhere...

My Nairalanders,

Good afternoon. So, I have this interview discussion coming up for a Technical account manager role, and I was given a task, but I seriously don't know how to go about it. I understand that it’s a critical thinking/ problem solving question. My problem is that I am not very fluent with using Excel and the case study involves Excel.

I would really appreciate your help with this case study.

flipboss:
Anusol is just to relieve your symptoms. Daflon, by servier, works well too as it acts on the blood vessels in that area. You can also do sitz bath. However, for a definitive treatment you need to go back to a teaching hospital or a federal medical center where you can see a specialist: General surgeon. Depending on the stage, we can correct it with surgery. With that, you will be fine and will continue to be.

How much is the surgery?

PeaceJoyLove:

Let Facebook mess up like Twitter, just one blow will knock it out. And all these grammar you are blowing will be like dreams. Donyou know what people said about Twitter that govt cannot ban it? And today, what has happened?

Do you know how govt has been checking crypto? Oga, let us be sincere, who moves money abroad from Nigeria? If you allow me analysed this issue for you...eh..you go just dey look. Who uses crypto? Why did govt ban crypto. You should know na. If you know how much politician and civil servants are embezzling daily..mehn! So, these same people cannot use crypto again...and Fluttereave wants to partner with paypal. See eh! I know this is going south before they even start. Forget it. The way PayPal will clamp it down when Nigerians start laundering with it. When FG starts bombarding Paypay and then starts running after Flutterwave.

How much is in Nigeria legally sef that they are talking of 3 billion dollars? Ok ooo. Make we dey see. When govt wants all dollars pass through them so they wont manipulate it again?

Na person wey no understand or wey no get sense will rush into this. Let me be honest with you...Flutterwave is about to make govt clamp down all means of e commerce. Mark this post. Na money laundering they are gonna do more. Where is the money? Show me? Wetin dey out economy now?

It's time I checked out of Naija before it gets too late. I can see danger ahead.

The truth is you really struggled to sound Smart but in the end, you still don't. Your argument is deflating, and out of point. Take several seats back and learn.

olaolaking:
Of course you are an ignorant. I asked if you are psychiatrist and in furtherance you proved how ignorant you are.

Every mental disorder means madness. It is OK. You will be well, then you can learn. The reason why Kemi mentioned and admitted her illness is because she has an indepth knowledge of what a mental illness is as an award winning pharmacist in Canada.

Your knowledge has not matured enough to know what madness is. A lot of Nigerians have one or two mental illnesses probably including your almighty mother.

Who cares if you choose your mother over her? Who would you have chosen?

Funny enough, with your wide knowledge, you can't even interpret the word 'networth' and I am not ready to help you for now. I don't like dull boys like you

Please forgive my ignorance, but I am curious to know, which award did she win in Canada?

NwaAmaikpe:



Where is the love?

See how she's stylishly made her own countryman lose his prestigious job at Wells Fargo just because she could not take a little harmless teasing.

My good Lord will surely punish her Insha Allah.

I used to take your comments seriously, but you goofed on this one. What is wrong is wrong.

Atteraino:


Hafa UniportAgbero u for mention me na, so i go know wetin da sup.. So like this so the boy don move from da house, and your deadline na sunday? So if u no pay nko? You go follow leave house?

I will pay. I don start to dey find the money sef. House rent for pH cost so I go try find that money so I fit get peace of mind. But they sha didn't threaten me with eviction.

Update:
My uncle invited the mom and we had a meeting in the house. He chased the boy while I will be paying the money. He have me a deadline of Sunday. Apparently, the boy went to my uncle to confess while I was at work.

Update:

So I’m at work and my uncle just called me to tell me to come back home after close of work with the mother of the boy and the boy.

Now you’ve made sense. This is what I intend to do. I also intend to pay in installments

Henix:


Ur uncle is not a teenager, he already knows that the boy is a thief. He is probably just taking his time to study ur action or inactions against the crime.

Take the boy to ur uncle and ask him to repeat his confession. Apologize to ur uncle privately, and send the boy packing immediately after u must have informed his people what he did

Atiku:
Why you no invite the mama to come follow una stay too?

Unsophisticated bro

Henix:


Trust me, his uncle already knows that they have a thief in their midst. He is just waiting to see how the thief's host is going to handle the case. His best bet is to take the thief to his uncle and ask him to repeat his confession.

If he likes, let him go and cover the crime at his own detriment

I feel like my uncle knows deep down who did it. The way he spoke to me eh. He was like, “ I am not accusing anybody but this sort of thing has never happened in this house. You are the one that I stay with and that’s why I’m telling you because i would pray and hold the locker and trust me the person will come out. I don’t want to hurt anybody and that’s why I’ve chosen to tell you.”

Henix:


Oga, the boy is a thief, handle him the way a thief ought to be handled. Simple!

What would you suggest? Tie him to a stake and burn him to ash? Or something else? Please suggest something

I want to thank everyone that has contributed to this thread. I couldn’t sleep all night because I was thinking of how to solve the problem. I’ve really gotten wonderful advices that I indeed to follow through. This is the first time that I’m bringing a personal situation to nairaland and I wasn’t disappointed. Nigerian youths are the best set of people. Thank you so very much!!

heniford2:
tell him you asked him and he say is not him full stop then take the boy home immediately no let him ask him anymore question and make sure you follow the boy to his mothers house no send him on his own follow him to his mothers house buy bread and milk maybe add money give her and explain things to her no sleep over start leaving after doing so

Thanks bro, this is a great advice but I think lying won’t solve it.

BigBrother54321:

Direct and blunt may sound vile but never mix it. My take and your decent explanation has given clarity and makes it easier for anyone to advice you.

You’re at your uncle’s mercy. Don’t shy any from him. Face him, tell him the truth. Take the boy with you and ask him to explain to your uncle what he told you. Ask your uncle’s forgiveness for him and yourself. If possible go on your knees & take responsibility. Explain to him you don’t have the 55k but you intend to pay it back if given some time.


On the side, you don’t place a weight on an unbalanced table. First you fix the table to be firm before placing the weight in it. Food for thought.

I still think this is the best way to go. Thanks again for this advice.

Henix:


I suspected the same thing too. Dude is likely a gay and he knows that the boy can spill it, if he is handled the way such a petty thief ought to be handled by any adult. Their secret is the reason why he has been habouring and handling the thief with a soft hand.

I'm sure the boy has been stealing from him before he upgraded to his uncle's room. Tell me what else can give the small boy such audacity. He is not surprised because the boy is a thief, he is surprised because he went up to his uncle's room. The small boy knows that his partner will always protect or give him a soft landing, and that is what is playing out now

In your narrow mind you think you’re very smart? Guy, let me gist you. He is 19, and I’m 24. You want me to beat him? Or shout so the entire estate knows that we have a thief amongst us? His cousin is my very good friend, in fact his cousin was the one that referred him to me. It’s not about soft landing... If I had my way, he would be arrested so that the money can come out but many people have advised against it. The point isn’t about the boy, I can be ruthless with him if i want. He’s not my headache. I have already sent for his mom and cousin to come this evening. He is going today. The world has gone sour, if not why will people find fault in assisting someone who needs help? All the while that he worked for me, he never stole from me. Not once! He was always hardworking and religious. I really don’t know why he chose to do this. I guess every Israelite has his tent.

For me that isn’t the problem. There’s no way I can continue living with him. My problem is how to present the matter to my uncle.Because he made sure to warn me before taking him in.

heniford2:
first get to know if he has joined cult call his mother and explain to her his action watch what he has to say start making arrangement to send him to his mother back

I think this is the best advice so far. This is what I’d do because lying would only succeed in compounding the issue. Before I left for work, I took his phone with me so that he doesn’t run away. I’d call his mom this morning and explain things to her.
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BigBrother54321:

Direct and blunt may sound vile but never mix it. My take and your decent explanation has given clarity and makes it easier for anyone to advice you.

You’re at your uncle’s mercy. Don’t shy any from him. Face him, tell him the truth. Take the boy with you and ask him to explain to your uncle what he told you. Ask your uncle’s forgiveness for him and yourself. If possible go on your knees & take responsibility. Explain to him you don’t have the 55k but you intend to pay it back if given some time.


On the side, you don’t place a weight on an unbalanced table. First you fix the table to be firm before placing the weight in it. Food for thought.

heniford2:
is this his first time try to know the reason why he did so calling police is waste of time na u go still go bill am out him sleeping comfortable maybe he has join cult and the start tasking him for money

I'm not sure he joined a cult. I've also not experienced him do this before. I think it's his first time, the point is I warned him against stealing because when I told my uncle that he was going to stay with us, he said I should make sure the person isn't light handed.

BigBrother54321:

Look at this human. I think you’re gay and have been fucking that boy. Your uncle suspects and thats why you two don’t get along.

You don’t have money but you have pity and cash to take someone in, not your own house o. Another person’s house, feed him, enroll him in a tech school, get him a private tutor but cant repay the 55k the person stole.

If I had your uncle’s number, I’d ask him to take it easy with you and not throw you out, he should just move you from his house to a filthy police cell first thing this morning.

Those are very vile things to say. I'm fucking him and I am also thinking of arresting him, does that makes sense to you? Firstly, I work in a fintech company. Secondly, for the tech school, I pay in monthly installments. Thirdly, I am not gay and cannot ever be. Like what is there to like in a man's ass. Fourthly, I own dispatch service in the area and he used to work for me before his dad died, it was at his dad's burial that I decided that he should live with me to reduce the burden on his mom. He was well behaved and helped with ironing and washing my clothes. Lastly, I don't get along with my uncle because of his wife, she is super troublesome. Even the private tutor is my guy that is a software developer where I work, so he uses his Saturdays to brush him up. I don't have 55k right now doesn't mean I can't afford to take care of myself and someone else.

What I need right now is advice on how to handle the situation. I don't want to get kicked out just yet.

overdrive:


Why should you harbor someone into a place that doesn’t belong to you
Person harbor you and you went to bring in a thief, he warned you and you refused to heed his advice.
Your best bet would be to silently refund the #55k then let the boy go or is there something you are not telling us.
Involving the poor parents is a no no since you equally assist the mom with stipends.
Never involve the police

I seriously wish I had the money, I'd have done that by now.

Atteraino:


Better... Tell him to confess to your uncle now

When I get to my office, I'd call him and tell him to report himself without saying I'm already aware.

Atteraino:


Damnnnn....... So he stole the money 2weeks ago... this real shit... I Dunno what tu say man, maybe u should hand him over to your uncle?

Will it be alright if I ask him to confess to my uncle without mentioning that he has told me already? So that my uncle treats him in the language he understands while I pretend not to know that he did it? So when my uncle approach me with the issue, I'd feign ignorance and kukuma seize the opportunity to send him packing?

zeuss:
He still has the money....if as a their greed hardens his heart and he refuses to tender the money......seize his phone and laptop to recover some of the cash ....then throw his the f...out before he makes u get thrown out.

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He doesn't have a laptop, he uses mine and you take his phone even if na dash. Broken screen, 1gb ram, itel phone.

pyyxxaro:




The guy nor try shaa, he has betrayed the trust u placed on him

Your uncle go de reason u like winch now


Wetin concern the boy , e go de think of how to sell una TV and Washing Machine next

Funny thing is we don't ever get along. If I understood our relationship very well, he's only managing me because I work and I don't bother them with anything. The only thing I enjoy from them is a shelter over my head.