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work is usually dull on sundays but thanks to you guys am having fun.

my recipe,

just 5 items

- the inner tooth of a nursing lioness(she must still be living 4 the portion to work)
- a python's skin(skinned alive)
- a piece of a male croc's tongue(makes sure you leave it alive)
- 1 kettle full of water from the Bermuda triangle
- 1 picture of your loved one

mix all four ingredients together in the order listed while holding picture then drink and state what you want.(easy abi)
If you're mixing yourself, makes sure its done when there is an eclipse or i can mix it for a token sum.

if you've difficulty getting ingredients, just leave it all to me.

Do you remember the adverts you enjoyed as children,they were so much better than what we see and hear these days.
How far back can you remember?
Does anyone remember;

Children is breakfast time
breakfast time is planta time-planta
the rich and creamy planta taste -planta
mummy loves the planta taste-planta
bla bla bla

So which ones can you remember

@tommyex
If you're asked to pick a lady from the house based on morals who would it be?
Compared to the others i think she tried her best.How many of us can keep it that straight? Please give her a break she tried jo.

No matter the out come,naija will forever be proud of offune-mama.
She played the game with the kind of dignity that makes us believe there are still African women with high moral standards.She was homely,motherly,a sister,friend and a therapist to the housemates,could we ask for anyone better?
Nairaland wishes homegirl the very best.

Hi guys,the time has indeed come.Please for every post you send to nairaland pls vote three times for homegirl thats the only way we can bring the money home.This is not only about offu, its about making the money 100% naija.
KEEP VOTING FOR NIGERIA.

Wont it be just wonderful if home girl becomes HoH and leaves the tussel to any of four left.
I just hope.

Hmmmmm,

Am so proud to be a virgin.I know lots of ladies in their late 20s n 30s that are still virgins and we encourage each other to remain so until we take our vows cos thats the way God intended it be.Unlike what most people think its not easy keeping ourselves afterall we are flesh and blood and its especially harder when you are in a relationship with a man who doesn't share your views,most times ladies lose relationships cos they still want to keep themselves but it only makes us stronger in our resolve to keep our selves for the one person who will appreciate our virginity. For those that are not it doesn't make you a weak or lesser being/woman it's just the chose you made.The bottomline is God wants us to be sexually active after marriage,it's not too late to change your choice if you want to.

Two kids for me,whatever the sex,if my husband want a third he will have to wait till the first two are old enough to help bath and feed the third.If he want more than three,he is free to have them elsewhere and no hard feelings.

SAY IT LOUD;AM BLACK N PROUD

SAY IT LOUD;AM NIGERIAN N SO PROUD

SAY IT LOUD;I LOVE LAGOS N AM SO PROUD TO BE A PART OF THE ISLAND

TO THE LIKES OF JAKUMO,

We know Lagos can be better and will be better.
We know lagos is filthy n smelly.We also know Lagos has alot of criminals on the loose and if you don't shine your eyes anything and everything can go wrong in a split second but that doesn't make Lagos the worse place on earth or next to hell like most of you suggest.
Can you spot the difference between Newyork and Lagos,am sure the differences are not much especially in the ghettos.
I can make you a promise,when Nigeria is 236 years old,Lagos will be better than Newyork is today.So let Lagos be,we'll get there someday soon.

am yourba/fulani

disgusting.I didn't enjoy it,i was on a blind date cos my friends thought i needed help with my love life.It all started well and when the time came to kiss and say goodbye i guess i was expecting my knees to go weak and feel the butterflies but instead i felt "get it over with so i can forget you.
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disgusting.I didn't enjoy it,i was on a blind date cos my friends thought i needed help with my love life.It all started well and when the time came to kiss and say goodbye i guess i was expecting my knees to go weak and feel the butterflies but instead i felt "get it over with so i can forget you.
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tellmemore:
Nigeria was probably a mistake in the first place

@tellmemore ,
What the hell do you mean Nigeria was probably a mistake
Can you please explain cos i don't get it

My dream job is to work as a hydrologist providing clean water for africans.

and so i start planning 1st i wear the most seductive dress and

[color=#000099][/color]CHELSEA ALL THE WAY

but now am last

, and so she cooled down a bit and came back with a vengeance to do away with all the ladies around,

dodo ati irice

then they all had to step aside cos hot,sexy,cute and daring unit has come to claim what belongs to her,

doba-man

what do you mean olodo as how? are you not an olodo?

still asleep? too bad you stayed past your bedtime now am last

what sort of counter?

i wish radiant will be taken back to the 14th century

hi guys,
quick question odeku

would you still marry your girlfriend after a party?

or would you go seeking more adventures with other girls?

according to sources in abuja airport aircraft came down in flames.

was that not the same story with bellview?

what is really happening?

are air passengers safe?

what is the state of our airport sercuity?

sokoto bound flight------source at the naia abuja

the same time last year
what is happening to our skies
for how long will we keep losing nigerians to air crashes
now we have to mourn again
God help nigerians
and make our air space safe

mai goro