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LiteratureRe: Nigeria to Europe through the desert-A true life story by urahara(m): 5:18pm On Apr 01, 2018
gaby:
Before we set off into Niger we've been advised on the need to hide our monies properly because of robbers.

So we resorted to folding the bills to the size of a tampon wrap in a nylon and insert into our assholes grin straight up it gets sucked in and buried in your belly.

Whenever you'll need to defecate always remember not to forget you are about to log into your bank account. So at every poo time you get to fiddle with your poo,wash and reinsert. If you need to buy or pay for something,you poo,fiddle to reach your bank,make withdrawal,re wrap and return balance to account.

All the dollars for there dey smell so so shit..lol
what the fucckkkk cry shocked shocked shocked
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CultureRe: Beauty Of Yoruba Women ! (pictures) by urahara(m): 5:14pm On Apr 01, 2018
HalimaSadiya:
Yar iska , is it your skin ?
lmao grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Bauchi Youths Stage A Rally In Support Of Buhari's Continuity (Photos) by urahara(m): 8:07am On Apr 01, 2018
fk001:
Lol kawai na saka ne Dan Neman tsokana
Rotflmao


Torr




Sai ka shirya
PoliticsRe: Bauchi Youths Stage A Rally In Support Of Buhari's Continuity (Photos) by urahara(m): 9:52pm On Mar 31, 2018
fk001:
Toh Sai kazo mutumina
Torr



Signature din ya sa ni dariya grin grin
PoliticsRe: Bauchi Youths Stage A Rally In Support Of Buhari's Continuity (Photos) by urahara(m): 9:48pm On Mar 31, 2018
fk001:
Asokoro


Yaushe zaka dawo Hutu?
Yayi kyau.

Zan dawo a may ko june
PoliticsRe: Bauchi Youths Stage A Rally In Support Of Buhari's Continuity (Photos) by urahara(m): 9:01pm On Mar 31, 2018
fk001:
Ina Abuja...
cheesy cheesy

Wacce unguwa ?
PoliticsRe: Bauchi Youths Stage A Rally In Support Of Buhari's Continuity (Photos) by urahara(m): 8:16pm On Mar 31, 2018
fk001:
Toh Allah sa..


Kana Lagos ne ko Abuja?
Lagos.

Kai fah ?
PoliticsRe: Bauchi Youths Stage A Rally In Support Of Buhari's Continuity (Photos) by urahara(m): 7:58pm On Mar 31, 2018
fk001:
Eyya hardluck.


So how have you been?
We thank god.

Its been rough at times but we thank god

What about u ?
PoliticsRe: Bauchi Youths Stage A Rally In Support Of Buhari's Continuity (Photos) by urahara(m): 7:57pm On Mar 31, 2018
fk001:
Gashi fa ka gama koyan Hausa complete cheesy
Ha ha

Ba haka ba ne.

Ni ne learner har yanzu.

Insha allah zan zama expert very soon.
PoliticsRe: Bauchi Youths Stage A Rally In Support Of Buhari's Continuity (Photos) by urahara(m): 7:39pm On Mar 31, 2018
fk001:
Is farouk i lost your contact..

My friend cheesy
Boss dina grin cheesy cheesy yaya kake ?

Kwana biyu

Phone din ya samu matsalar.

Shi ya sa ban zo whatsapp group ba.

A hailin yanzu , ina amfani da curve4.ba shi da whatsapp ba cry cry
PoliticsRe: Senate President Saraki Speaks On His 2019 Presidential Ambition by urahara(m): 7:13pm On Mar 31, 2018
cheesy
PoliticsRe: Bauchi Youths Stage A Rally In Support Of Buhari's Continuity (Photos) by urahara(m): 7:08pm On Mar 31, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


I truly don't think NDLEA and NAFDAC impounded all those hard drugs.

These folks are certainly under the influence of something strong; something that has blocked their brain from reason or perception.
Lmao grin cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Mayor Of Nazareth Hosts Prophet T.B Joshua In Israel(photos) by urahara(m): 1:15pm On Mar 31, 2018
seguno2:
You sabi wetin dey happen.
Sharp guy grin
the way wey dem go tax tb joshua no go funny cheesy grin
Christianity EtcRe: Mayor Of Nazareth Hosts Prophet T.B Joshua In Israel(photos) by urahara(m): 1:12pm On Mar 31, 2018
seguno2:
You sabi wetin dey happen.
Sharp guy grin
cheesy cheesy grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Mayor Of Nazareth Hosts Prophet T.B Joshua In Israel(photos) by urahara(m): 12:27pm On Mar 31, 2018
more money to isreal
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Launches Eko Atlantic, Lagos (Photos) by urahara(m):
At long last......FTC cheesy cheesy cheesy
PoliticsRe: Sam Melaye Leads NASSLAF Team To Visit Stabbed Colleague by urahara(m): 11:42am On Mar 30, 2018
Gfg
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye's Case Transfered From Lokoja To Abuja by urahara(m): 10:50am On Mar 30, 2018
Hmmn
PoliticsRe: Kwara Governor To Appoint A Special Assistant On Miyetti Allah by urahara(m): 9:40pm On Mar 29, 2018
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CultureRe: The Dearth Of Urhobo And Other Niger Deltan Languages by urahara(m): 6:52pm On Mar 27, 2018
AjaanaOka:
Why did you write "and worse, Igbo, Yoruba and Hausa"? Because learning other Nigerian languages is so much more terrible than mastering Spanish and German?
Glad I'm not the only one that noticed that.
CultureRe: HAUSALAND: Teach Me Hausa by urahara(m): 3:37pm On Mar 20, 2018
Barkanku da rana mutanena


Fassara time cheesy

Are you still using it ?

The day has been wasted

The day hasn't been wasted

You lnow where they sell bags

It is bitter

That drug is bitter

Who am I

Who are you

Noise disturbs comfort

I will appreciate it if you shut up

What is the time

I met dark skinned people

Is it working?
CultureRe: Plan To Install Yoruba Oba In Ilorin Not Over- Afonja Descendant by urahara(m): 12:34pm On Mar 20, 2018
engrchykae:
the case for illorin and the original hausa indigenes of the northwest and the rest of the north is CLOSED.
The fulani happened to be the smartest and politically adept people.
When they want to subdue an enemy,they do so completely.
They arrest political power by installing an emir.
They arrest religious power by being in complete control of the Islamic religion,the imams and sultans are the exclusive of the fulanis.
Then lastly they seize economic power by owning the lands which is the instrument of production.
This method was so potent that Ibrahim Shekarau was the first and only hausa to become kano state governor.
Wooow

At the last sentence
CultureRe: Detailed List Of Hausa Dialects And Places Spoken. by urahara(m): 11:17am On Mar 20, 2018
urahara:
sir , in your opinion , how long does it take to learn hausa perfectly fluently from the scratch ?

im planning on doing my nysc in a core northern state in other to learn to fluency
I asked this question amd I'm still yet to get a reply.

Ya kamata wani ya amsa mini cry cry
CultureRe: Detailed List Of Hausa Dialects And Places Spoken. by urahara(m): 7:08am On Mar 19, 2018
Nowenuse:
Well i really am limited in the area of hausa rescources n materials for learning.
Sorry but really i dont believe much in learning of a language through media but learning by living in the midst of the speakers of the language, especially for Nigerian/african languages.





Secretary abdul was right. Kano hausa dialect is the central dialect. If u learn it u can communicate with any other hausa speaker, but as a second language hausa speaker i suggest u learn hausa first from the 2nd language speakers because ours is just very extremely easy and simple.
So after learning from 2nd language speakers, u can graduate to learning to speak like the native hausa speakers.
So i suggest u try to learn hausa from people from Jos/Plateau areas, Taraba, Nasarawa, Niger, Abuja , Kaduna e.t.c. The kind of hausa we speak is very very simple, slow and easy to get.
sir , in your opinion , how long does it take to learn hausa perfectly fluently from the scratch ?

im planning on doing my nysc in a core northern state in other to learn to fluency
CultureRe: Which Nigerian Languages can You Speak? by urahara(m): 8:27pm On Mar 18, 2018
Hoii:
I learnt Khana during NYSC cos i realy mingled with the villagers, always with them in the markets, farm, church, stream, everywhere. I actualy bought a notebook to aid my learning the language. I still av the book sef. I miss those pple soooo much. It was very difficult for me to leave them. Just go to Kaani village & ask of Corper Olu, they cant forget me, even the king knows me. The villagers & my students still call me till today and we communicate with khana on phone. Unfortunately, i'v never been around Egun people for a long time. Both of my parents are Egun o, they ddn't teach we the children. They only spoke Egun whenever they wanted to hide something from us
Very impressive learning a language to fluency in just a year
CultureRe: How Many Languages Do You Speak Fluently? by urahara(m): 3:13pm On Mar 18, 2018
javalove:
I speak

Yoruba - Mother tongue
English - fluent
French - fluent
Hausa - fluent
Kilba (fluently) - a tribe in adamawa
I speak Ahmaric fluently too (ethiopian langauge)

learning spanish now. . .smiley



#Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .!
Wooow

So how did u learn amrahic ?
CultureRe: HAUSALAND: Teach Me Hausa by urahara(m): 10:17am On Mar 16, 2018
OluwaWizzy:
as serious as not understanding greetings in English
Lmao


That's very very serious.

At least that will make you become an expert in hausa language.

Doing my nysc in a state like that will be a dream come true for me
CultureRe: HAUSALAND: Teach Me Hausa by urahara(m): 8:50pm On Mar 14, 2018
OluwaWizzy:
Hello fellow Nairalanders!!!

I just got to Rafi local govt, kagara. Niger state. as a corper..
and I noticed language barrier... please how do I communicate with then here.. especially when I want to buy items.

I would rather love to have physical friends...


please help oooo
How serious is the language barrier ?
CultureRe: Itsekiri Names And Their Meaning by urahara(m): 5:20pm On Mar 08, 2018
AreaFada2:
Sure, Urhobo is very rich in deed. I hear words in Urhobo language that I used to hear old Benin people use like 3 decades ago. I used to listen as a kid. People over 90 then. All gone now.

These Urhobo words are ancient Edoid words. Would have been regular words in Benin centuries back.

Those old Benin people called coconut "kokodia" instead of Ivin as it is called today. God as "Oghene-Osa" instead of Osanobua commonly used today. And many others.

So within two generations, you can see how a language changes quickly.
interesting
TV/MoviesRe: Boruto: Naruto Next Generation Discussions by urahara(m): 7:39am On Mar 05, 2018
AnonyNymous:
Just finished listening to covers of Akeboshi - Wind (the first ending song in Naruto) and its really sad because Boruto just cant live up to Naruto no matter how hard it tries to. The storyline so far isnt really that good. Especially when they revealed it was the class rep that was the cause for the 'black chakra', like wtf?? It was supposed to be unexpected and shocking but it was a huge fail because there were no subtle signs that'd make you have an 'ohh' moment and ve impresed by the genius of the storyline. I think Studio Pierot just wants to milk the hell out of the Naruto franchise and make as much money as they can. I mean, its not even Masashi Kishimoto that's writing Boruto
dont try to live so ryt , dont try cause you are so right .cause you will break your self oin the end cry cry cry cry


naruto is the greatest anime ever

compared to naruto , boruto is shitt
ProgrammingRe: What Will I Gain By Learning Programming? by urahara(op): 11:55am On Feb 14, 2018
bet9ja:
There is no financial reward if your motive is the financial gain, you will get frustrated and became a copy and paste programmer. However, if your motive is to learn programming from what variable is, how can you implement a conditional statement, zeal to fight Multa-Kombat with bugs, figure out how things works, write bad codes and learn how to write good one, sitting with your computer from morning till Night working on imaginary projects and not sample project from YouTube.

Then you are ready to smile to the bank in few years.
Thanx

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