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Christianity EtcRe: Could Jewish Success Be Evidence Of The Existence Of Yahweh by urahara(op):
plaetton:
Nonsense
Nairaland GeneralRe: This Is Very Very Urgent Pls by urahara(op): 8:40pm On Oct 07, 2018
Yambee:
This?you are welcome.
God bless you very much smiley
Nairaland GeneralRe: This Is Very Very Urgent Pls by urahara(op): 8:40pm On Oct 07, 2018
[quote author=rtdCivilservant post=71876765]e be like say to cause holy war de hungry u abi?[/quote


grin grin grin

It's.a popular meme used on nairaland na
Nairaland GeneralThis Is Very Very Urgent Pls by urahara(op): 8:24pm On Oct 07, 2018
Please can someone send me the meme that ttom the cat from tom and Jerry was sitting down reading a Koran and wearing Alfa cap
Jokes EtcRe: Most Hilarious Memes In Nairaland by urahara(m): 4:53pm On Oct 07, 2018
Abeg someone should pls post that picture of tom from Tom and Jerry wearing an Alfa cap and reading koran
Christianity EtcRe: Could Jewish Success Be Evidence Of The Existence Of Yahweh by urahara(op): 12:22pm On Oct 07, 2018
LordReed:
What doesn't gel? How do you think Arabic numerals became what you use today?
1 . Arabs didnt invent Arabic numerals.it was invented by Hindu mathematicans.

2. I'm not talking about mere invention of numbers . I'm talking about being the pillars of the world . Governing every sphere to the extent that scientists carry out genetic tests to find out the reasons of their success.
Christianity EtcRe: Could Jewish Success Be Evidence Of The Existence Of Yahweh by urahara(op): 11:44am On Oct 07, 2018
LordReed:
Hmmm I guess Allah must also be the true god since everyday you use Arabic numerals.
That doesn't gel at all
Christianity EtcRe: Could Jewish Success Be Evidence Of The Existence Of Yahweh by urahara(op): 10:09am On Oct 07, 2018
hahn:
I could also say that the holocaust is also evidence of the existence of Yahweh since it stood by and watched as hundreds of thousands of Jews were killed by the Nazis undecided

Bubu long time o cheesy
Oga Hahn , longest time grin cheesy cheesy

Where you dey all this while
CelebritiesRe: American Lady Slams Funnytoheeb For Using Fowls To Mimic Cardi B's photo by urahara(m): 7:53am On Oct 07, 2018
Ayodele70:
From; Amagitesblog.com

An American animal rights activist has slammed Nigerian comedian, Funnytoheeb, for taping fowls to recreate an outfit Cardi B wore to a fashion show performance.

According to the lady, it's animal cruelty. Read her posts below...

"Honestly, reading the comments on this post makes me sick to my stomach. How could ANYONE think that this is funny? Chickens are BEAUTIFUL and SENTIENT animals. We've objectified them for so long- to the point where people don't see a problem with this. If this outrages you, like it did me- please go to @funnytoheeb's (the guy in the picture) instagram as well as @iamcardib's page and let them know that this is CRUEL.

@iamcardib and @funnytoheeb think animal cruelty is funny. Check out my last post for reference.

#NotYourEntertainment #AnimalAbuseIsNotFunny #Vegan #GoVegan #AnimalsLivesAreTheirRights #AnimalRights #AnimalLiberation #Veganism #PlantBased #Peta #MercyForAnimals #AnimalAbuse #CardiB #FunnyToheeb
"

https://www.amagitesblog.com/2018/10/american-lady-slams-nigerian-comedian-for-using-fowls-to-recreate-cardi-bs-photo.html

Cc; Lalasticlala
She is just making the guy blow even more
Christianity EtcCould Jewish Success Be Evidence Of The Existence Of Yahweh by urahara(op): 7:05am On Oct 07, 2018
Cc seun , coolusername , plaetton , Hahn , happypagan , kingebukasblog , johnnydon22


Is the argument from Jewish exceptionalism valid, seeing as the Jews are vastly over represented in every field and yahweh promised to make them a great people .
PoliticsRe: ‘N50,000 Minimum Wage Will Cripple Nigeria Economy’ - Olorunnimbe Farukanmi by urahara(m): 8:56pm On Oct 06, 2018
Islie:
http://thenationonlineng.net/n50000-minimum-wage-will-cripple-nigeria-economy/
Even though there senator has made a lot of sense , the average Nigerian doesn't want to hear about the effects of increased wages on the economy . All this one na garammar for them
CrimeRe: 14-Year-Old Girl Gang Raped By 10 Boys During Cult Initiation In Anambra. by urahara(m): 4:46pm On Oct 06, 2018
CrimeRe: 14-Year-Old Girl Gang Raped By 10 Boys During Cult Initiation In Anambra. by urahara(m): 4:45pm On Oct 06, 2018
Nairaland GeneralRe: Women with both Beauty and Brains by urahara(m): 10:45am On Oct 06, 2018
Seun:
IAH: If there are few women who possess beauty and few who possess brains, then mathematically there'll be very few who possess both. So, technically, you and matrix are right.

But I don't think there's any negative correlation between beauty and brains, because all the smart women I know are also quite beautiful in my opinion. None of them is by any means ugly.
I wonder where this whole nonsense of " beautiful people lack brains " started from.

Maybe people say that just to make themselves feel better
FoodRe: Food For School Lunch In Nigeria And Other Countries (Photos) by urahara(m): 10:13am On Oct 03, 2018
This is fucking ridiculous , you can't compare Nigeria with those developed countries.

How do you expect all those fancy meals in a third world country .

There is a reason why we always borrow loans.
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo: 'Many Politicians Will Die Before 2019' by urahara(m): 8:18pm On Oct 02, 2018
billionman:
One would think that with the calibre of churches and men of God we have in this country, Nigeria would be great by now. 58 years now and we're not any better.

Nations with lesser number of churches and pastors are better off.

Let's wakeup!
Loool. ,Nigerians don't reason like that
PoliticsRe: "Nigeria Will Soon Be The Envy Of The World" - VP Osinbajo by urahara(m): 7:25pm On Oct 02, 2018
Kingosytex:
yes 9ja is gonna be great but certainly not with fraudhari at the helm. the old man's bigotry, ethnicism, nepotism, religious fanaticism as well as his atavistic and retrogressive approach to things cannot enhance such greatness
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin rotflmao
RomanceRe: Amazing Transformational Pictures Of A Nairalander by urahara(m): 8:07pm On Sep 29, 2018
NeduLuiZ:
check the previous thread ... I was uglier
Your level of maturity is on point
HealthRe: Before And After Hitting The Gym Pictures Of A Nairalander by urahara(m): 7:44pm On Sep 29, 2018
NeduLuiZ:
Had to dig out these old pictures... Used to be one hell of a skinny dude.
Dude , u look so good , your story is really impressive
HealthRe: I Need To Put On Weight, Please Help! by urahara(m): 2:44pm On Sep 29, 2018
Chuksemi:
I am ectomorphic and I have a high metabolism rate, which means I don't put on weight , easily! Please recommend Nigerian foods with high calories. I am tired of being thin and I want to change that! Please drop your suggestions and possible amount of calories.
How far along are you and did the suggestions work , if yes , which suggestion worked ?
HealthRe: I Need To Put On Weight, Please Help! by urahara(m): 2:43pm On Sep 29, 2018
AbuMikey:
I hope this works, 'cos I want to add some little weight o
Did it work
EducationRe: Meet Ladi Kwali: The Woman Whose Portrait Is On N20 Note. by urahara(m): 9:03am On Sep 29, 2018
EnglishUsa:
Now I know the reason 20naira is always clean and neat because Na awusa person de inside but because they normally tear people apart that is the reason you will never see 20 naira without part been tour to pieces you know naa (boko Haram). but go to hundred naira you know the person wey de there naa (pig) you know as hundred naira be naa, if you know you know shocked grin
What trash are you saying ?

How the Bleep is ladi kwali even hausa
Christianity EtcRe: The Spirit Realm Controls The Physical. by urahara(m): 5:03pm On Sep 28, 2018
Seun:
Can the spiritual real cause an amputated leg to grow back in the physical realm?
No , it can't sir
CultureRe: Emmanuel Ekemejewan Sideso's 10th Coronation Anniversary As The Ovie Of Uvwie by urahara(m): 4:23pm On Sep 23, 2018
Nowenuse:
My ethnic group is Pyem.
There are so many ethnic groups in not just Plateau alone. Southern Kaduna has more ethnic groups than Plateau. Taraba and Adamawa are just something else, both states have more than 120 ethnic groups combined.

The reason for this heavy heterogeneity is simple. DIVIDE AND RULE THEM.

Actually, most of these ethnic groups in Plateau and environs are very similar to each other in language, cultures etc, but they were heavily divided by the colonial administration and indirect rule, in order to ensure that no group is large enough to challenge Hausa domination of the entire northern region.

Take for instance, when the missionaries came, they wanted to use the Ngas language to evangelize the entire Plateau and environs cos they obviously saw how similar this language was to others around, but the British heavily rejected this and urged the missionaries to use Hausa language for evangelism. There was an Ngas bible before a Hausa bible.

The British and Sokoto sultanate very well knew that the missionaries would have united all Plateau people and environs with Ngas language, forming a very large christian ethnic group which would heavily rival Hausa-fulani domination of the northern region.

The missionaries agreed and used Hausa instead and this is why Hausa eventually became the lingua franca on the Plateau and environs.

Also, it was said that due to the highness of the Plateau, many ethnic groups from far and wide sought refuge there against fulani jihad, hence the reason for the heavy heterogeneity. This actually makes no sense to me, cos all the areas neighbouring Plateau are equally heavily heterogenous. Also, Southern Kaduna was never conquered by fulani jihad, yet they were not on the Plateau.

Bauchi state actually has more ethnic groups than Plateau state and were of similar ethnic stocks to Plateau people, only that unfortunately most of them accepted islam and today they have been Hausanized. Lost and lost forever.
I always thought you were tiv.

Your name sounds like a tiv name
NYSCRe: Corps Member Complains About Northerners Who Can't Read & Write In Camp by urahara(m): 3:57am On Sep 20, 2018
Homeboiy:
I'd you doubt him

visit states in NW and NE


North central is exceptional cos most cities there speak English

I stayed in lafia 1yr bit didn't learn hausa

I went to kaduna 4 months I started speaking Hausa language

They can write but can't speak(not all)
Can u speak hausa language fluently now
EducationRe: Top Ten Abhorent Rules In Covenant University That Must Be Changed by urahara(m): 4:30pm On Sep 14, 2018
grandiose4ever:
The Adooh and Marilyn case has revealed some of the absurd rule system that goes on in Covenant. I hereby use this opportunity to also call for the recall of Marilyn Effanga from expulsion but let anyone in Covenant uni that is without sin be the first to cast stones. she had sex but didn't commit it in school. I'm not sure what penalty she was given but considering CU and her antecedents i would wager it was expulsion.

Covenant university with an average NUC accreditation score of 90.48% is by far the best Nigerian university academically speaking. It is also one of three Nigerian universities founded before 2010 that has never lost an NUC accreditation before. The others being AUN, PAU . It also has the highest rate of investment on education according to NUC and the highest research output/size - Elsevier


However some very choking rules exist in Covenant University that NUC has a matter of urgency must clamp on. Why? CU serves as a model to private universities and if all religious schools adopt the CU model we would have a dangerous situation on our hand in the next few years.


Note: These rules/experiences do not apply to Covenant university Post Graduates. CU is unarguably the best place to run PG studies. But be very certain if you are going for BSc.

THE RULES

1) All students/lecturers irrespective of religious affiliations must go to church. Punishment for chapel default ranges from suspension to expulsion. It is unclear if there are punitive measures for lecturers.
b) Not bringing bible to church is also sanctionable.

2) No student is allowed to use SIM enabled devices(Phones)

3) Islamic holidays are disregarded - Usually almost all Christian schools in Nigeria acknowledge islamic holidays and allow their community to rest or even travel to felicitate with their loved. But CU folks are denied this priviledge enacted and backed by both the constutution and presidential order.

4) Christian holidays are disregarded - Easter comes and CU will force everyone to attend youth alive by winners chapel. Folks are prevented from going home. Punishment for violation is suspension to expulsion.

5) Exeat Required To Exit Campus: Students are required to make detailed application to student affairs before granted right to leave campus. At certain times people have been denied exeat for weddings of siblings, visiting sick parents etc.

6) A War Against Traditional Wears And Songs:
The student handbook doesn't prevent this but there has been an halt in student being allowed to wear traditionals. Traditional songs in church have also come under attack.

7) No Peaceful Protest Allowed - Punishment ranges from suspension to expulsion.

cool Sexual Activities Outside Campus Are Sanctioned.

9) The University handbook permits the university the right to invade your privacy
and search your belongings or devices for incriminating materials such as Porn or past sexual escapades.

10) Secular songs, "ungodly music", are banned in Covenant, Parties are also banned with the exception of picnics which is often monitored by
SDC.

1, 3,4,5,7,8,9 are potentially in violation of the constitution of the federal republic of Nigeria

POPULAR SCANDALS IN COVENANT

1) Virginity and HIV test conducted by university - Vice Chancellor, Prof. Obayan was summoned by Education Minister and the practice was discontinued.

2) Students suspended for not bringing bible to Church. It's unclear how the case ended.

3) 200 students expelled for not attending a certain departure service where the chancellor was angry. Halls were searched subsequently at about 10:00PM in the night, students in a bid to escape the search team started jumping from one window to the other on the fourth floor! Expulsion letters were dished out to students caught at about 4 - 6AM in the morning. The expulsion verdict was in breach of the prescribed punishment stated on the handbook and was lacking of any hearing stated in the handbook. NUC later intervened and the explusion was reduced to letter of warnings.

4) Students were once expelled for making noise during a football match. Apparently the chancellor warned them repeatedly after which they were expelled for not listening... I don't know if an appeal was accepted.

5) Rumour Alert: A student was once suspended for using two straws to drink coca cola - it is unclear whether this is true or not. But it was a popular rumour in CU.

6) Muyiwa Oludayo, current registrar once led a team to cut student trousers on the streets that were not compliant. While i cannot independently verify this one. CU students have a reputation for wearing trousers that do not reach the ankle which has been an issue between management and student.

7) Dean, Student Affairs, Timothy Anake a clearly disturbed individual led a team to cut the hair of hundreds of boys for misbehaving in faith tabernacle.

OTHER THINGS

1) Rules are relaxed for international students #Hypocrisy Some are allowed to have long hairs, other males are allowed to keep jelled hair. An American accent can keep away SDC in CU grin

2) Results are sent to parents with or without student permission - i don't really have a problem with this really.

3) Student council members are imposed by the school.

THE CORE PROBLEM OF COVENANT UNIVERSITY

The problem of Covenant University is the Seven core values which is absent of LOVE. Love, Mercy and Forgiveness are values alien to Covenant university. When you remove love and mercy then christianity is unrecognizable. Covenant university can become the world's best university if it wants but if it continues to abandon the important tenet of love then it has no value.

COVENANT UNIVERSITY A POTENTIAL DANGER TO CHRISTIANITY!
Covenant university: A time ago i witnessed two 500 level boys of CU blasting the idea of Christianity and making tremendous arguments against God. Most serious christians around that place just flee because those guys were dangerously intelligent. It made me sad that most Christians there were running away rather than engaging them. I did engage them though.

Now the interesting thing is the boys appeared to have become Atheists on CU campus. Secondly a friend told me before leaving for a university in Canada that all the services he has been forced to attend is enough to last his entire lifetime therefore he won't go to church again.

Now CU failed because we didn't focus on the right message. CU teaches you well when it comes to conquering the world, daring the impossible, making exploits. But messages on love, mercy, grace, charity(also important) were not propagated as radically as it should have, therefore we created a campus of spiritual but loveless beings.

COVENANT THE ANNOINTED!
Covenant is an highly annointed university, despite her shortcomings. I knew that clearly because the Holy Spirit led me to that school. My initial plan was to attend a prominent Christian school in the US, but God wanted me in CU. I am forever proud of that heritage, in that though i struggled it gave me the opportunity to encounter Christ.

The reassignment of Pastor Victor Oluwadamilare to CU marked the period of an intense move of the Holy Spirit. It was so intense that people who would rather hide under the bed than go to church would come to church with enthusiasm. Drug addicts and Porn addicts in their numbers would come and repent on the alter in brokenness. Some boys would complain bitterly that their lovers were no longer agreeing to have sex because they had gone with the move on campus. That was revival inspired by fire not by control. Infact Victor gave people the choice to come and came they did.

IT IS TIME FOR CU TO BECOME BETTER AND RISE ABOVE PETTY RELIGIOSITY AND BECOME AN AMMUNITION FOR THE KINGDOM OF GOD.





Author,
Anonymous
If this is how a living faith University is , I wonder how a deeper life uni will be
TravelRe: Amazing Borders Around The World (Photos) by urahara(m): 9:33pm On Sep 13, 2018
TravelRe: Amazing Borders Around The World (Photos) by urahara(m): 9:11pm On Sep 13, 2018
Standardcosting:
Nigeria.... Niger border

The most amazing grin

The most beautiful in the world.
Weyrey grin grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: What Will Happen To Those Who Refused To Believe In The Name Of The Lord Christ by urahara(m): 9:39am On Sep 09, 2018
oglalasioux:
Do you know how many Muslims, Buddhists and other religious people exist in the world? How about the billions that existed before your Lord Christ?
Not to talk of the sentilese people who haven't had contact with the modern world for the past 50k years.
PoliticsRe: The Real Problem With Northern Nigeria by urahara(m): 2:52pm On Sep 08, 2018
Obi1kenobi:
No wonder many white supremacists think black people are a bunch of sub-human savages. See the rubbish you're spewing about fellow black people with your delusions of grandeur. The South is a wretched, impoverished hell-hole. The only difference with the North is cultural and not due to some phantom, phony horseshiit about genetic inferiority. We were simply more fortunate to have been deeper penetrated by Western culture and education while the North, who were more resistant to this Westernization weren't. Pre-colonial Northern Nigeria was a more advanced civilization than the South, especially the highly primitive Eastern regions in the South.
Better grow up and stop peddling your hateful stewpidity around.
May you live longer .


People like newbornmacho will start shouting racism when whites tag us as having a low iq. But they happily pull their northern brothers down.
TravelRe: Top5 Things You Can Learn From The Hausa by urahara(m): 8:41pm On Sep 07, 2018
thaoriginator:
ba namiji bane. Karuwa cehuh
LMAO grin grin

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