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NLs are improving seun. Ur site is helping ppl learn words

Lastdon02:
J for joblesness

hensben:
Wetin u mean now, say I dey mad abi wetin

u sumarised ur sickness. Dats a gudone

E be like say them never give u ur shot of rabbies injection. See as u dey bark like dog. Have some manners

hensben:
Shey u don dey madt abi

#overall benefit.
Eat it raw and open ur mouth around ur enemies, them go run

J

true. I wish tinx could be better in dis country. When one commits, irrespective of dier status they shld be brot to book.

lebete3000:
This was d same incident that threw America in a frenzy but for naija nah "shuffering, shmiling" & praying to God we sabi...has things been any better yet?

Wow. Dis a huge one. U cant address ppl but u want to be an oap. Its basically d same tin dear. Let me tell u sometin, i could av d world record for crowd phobia. I never joined any chamber stuff in school. Even church groups self. I was an o yes member. In lawskl i dodged presntation in class like it was sometin else. I did my powerpoint presentation @d end of attachment n found it fun. Am just 4mnths @d bar and av addressed d court over a dozen times. Esp d fedderal high court. My dear. Practise is not d same as skul. Skul has plenty rigid stuffs dat ddnt go dwn well with students. When u av a case in court its just to study d file, knw d principles. If u av gud lawyrs in court dat day, they wld put u thru. When i started addressing d court, my voice wld be vibrating, but my frnds (courts clerks wld be giving me thumbs up sign) just to encourage me. Now i stll av d fear, but d shaky voice is stilling. I knw with time it wld disappear. I dont want u to regret like i almst did. Enjoy ur course of study. When ure done, nofin stops u from doing sometn else, u culd get an added certification to work else whr. Just conclude dis phase n see if u wont love it @ d end. If u wont, u can get sometin else doing.

safarigirl:
I don't want to practice. I'm an EXTREME introvert....I could barely address my class in secondary school. I freeze up in front of an audience and even now in school, I'm not involved in any social activity from chamber meetings to fellowships for the same reason

My dream is to write, or be an OAP or anything that doesn't involve addessing a large number of people live....I don't even like digesting all of the jargons in law texts. It's too much

Cheya. Dis my hood sha. Everytime bad gists. If no be pepper bath, opc mess up it would be dis one. Op am happy u ddnt get killed. Quck recovery. I only hope dat policeguy can be caught n brot to book. These ppl always tin they r above d law, smhw for them sha

I can relate swt@. I was in dis phase arnd my 4th yr when my gp nosedived cos of one annoying lecturer coupled with d volumes of materials one has to digest, lawreports, txt, journals etc. I also considered my dreams of being a banker or some coprate badas*. I had to run cos i hated maths n picked d nxt 'sound' career. Im not one who loves to study and only did so for d purposes of exams. I scaled thru uni n found myself in lawskl lagos. Am one f d few who could scale thru considering d war it posed on us. My dear, am serving now, and i must confess dat practise is very cool. Uld feel acomplished dat u can finally get to address d court, clients, offers legal advice etc. Its fun babe. I still dont love extra studies sha, but am looking on d bright side of dis legal world. Dont give up hope, dont relent. Ask God for help. @a time in uni i almost gave up, but i met a frnd who helped me with academics. I tink u shld try it, prefereably same sex, so u dont get carried away by other 'stuffs'. Hope to see u someday @d bar dear

Wait. Forget u reg for dis. Its been almost 2mnths now for me.

wisehouse:
i ujst submitted my application house.

please what should one be doing while waiting for their feedback.

thanks

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Really! Sometimes as i said earlier am scared @d kind of marriages i read abt online. Coming from a home whr dad does d dishes n sweeps d surroundings even when 'urs faithfully' is @home, i compare my dad with wat is obtainable now. Some say men of old like dis traditional setting. I grew up with an industrous mum, who despite being a woman, dads corner of d room was always kept n hers strewn with clothes. Hmmmm. Dad worked 'ogwu aja' jobs like babyosisi said smwhr, but he wld come home tired n still help out. Weekends na wa, all d flowers wld be trimmed n watered. No waiting for any body to do anytin. Sometimes in my lazy mind, i wish i can meet some1 as hardworking as my dad, but it seems dese kind of men r becoming extinct.

Nne. Just do d most u can. When he comes home to a less tidy house, he wld knw u need help. Either he helps out or he gets paid help. Gods grace in fixing dis issue.

Bizbee:
You are very right, i started what i thot i could finish. Anyways i have to put a stop to this, will surly look for the best time to address this.Thanks for the advice.

True. Dis reminds me of my growing up years when elder bros loved beating me up esp with belt. I was quiet small n had a nasty mouth sha. He would belt me @d slightest opp cox i couldnt fight back. My dad wld always tell him to leave me,but he wont accept. One day, i stood up to him. He hit me with d belt n i charged @him like a wounded lion. Day2 he tried again i tore his favorite jalamia which he wore, day y again, i fought back. Hmmmm. Like play, d beatings stopped. I was sad dat i had endured so much n could av fought back earlier. I was able to learn sometin then, in any abusive relationship, if u sit calm like ure docile, or 'mumu' uld continue to suffer till u brace up and fight it squarely, then uld get ur desired result: either to call it quits or a better relationship

KanwuliaJara:
You ABUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZE him right back!
Abi you nor dey watch NOLLYWOOD videos?

So u justify dis act? Ur mind must be black then. What stops him from simply packing her stuffs out of his house n life? No man shld cause bodily harm on another, its a crime. Ur type wld scream evils where a woman baths her cheating husbys tool with acid. Smhw for NLs

icedbeatz:
WTF is wrong with u?!?!? what do you want them to do? while she was fking another guy did she inform them or give them a Lil some some?!? fk outta here with that shitty mentality dude. IF U CANT DO THE TIME THEN DON'T DO THE CRIME!!!!!!!!!!! and for u ladies that are going to cheat on your husband tomorrow, first if all check if ur ready to bear the consequences before u do and that goes for every decision we make in life be it fkin a LovePeddler, multiple dating, playing fkin without c0nd0m..... BE READY TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY OF UR ACTIONS

Renaj:
l removed it. l waited for almost a day for feedback but l got nothing. Maybe my post is not up to the kind where advice is given. Thanks by the way, Sir.

hey dear! i understnd ur annoyance. i had earlier seen d post, but i cudnt offer any advice. u ddnt av to remove it dear. ppl dont live on d internet, some person wld av come along @d right time to answer u accordinly. u make it seem like no one cares enuf. in as much as dis is a faceless forum, d ppl on dis thread av tried to make it warm,friendly, and also interssting to d follwrs of d thread. i would advice u put it up again. someone who wld give u d desired advice would come along. #bighug

Who held wat?

Seun:
How could 5 men hold one girl at the same time when she only has two hands? Were two of you holding her legs, and one of you holding her head? Describe the scene to us in the detail. Tell us exactly what happened, who held what and when, step by step. Tell us how it ended, too.

Av tried blending dis way, d first time it ddnt turn out well n I ended up throwing d half meshed beans. Tried with d mill, dry beans. It was worse. Ild hold on till I'm able to find a big griding machine ind nebohood bfr making moimoi.

tchiwinnie:
yess it did. I soaked it in water for abt an hr, then blended it in bits, up to 4x in all

Wateva it is mehn, enjoy ur meal. It looks colorful n I like it

Alaroro:
#BrainExplosion

I made pizza with a fry pan
For the benefit of people not throwing up I shall not be putting my pizza but rather what its supposed to look like

Herzzzzz dahl! I finally got to cook today o! I feel so great eating my handmade meal. Yam n Vegie sauce. Kai! Tasty meal, I can't resist

Yh! I get d drift. Ild av to help spice it up too when d time comes. And for my rlatnshp status, am not married!

thorpido:
You don't have to be fearful of going into a commitment.You just need to use the brain more than the heart to get it right.

You can eat rice and never get tired of it.You just need to be creative with it.It can be done as fried rice,jollof rice,plain rice,mixed with salad,mixed with ketchup,etc......I hope you get my drift.
It's about just settling with the right person.
Are u single?

My dear! I totally undestnd whr ure coming from. Am just sad dat tinx dat aint supposed to be naturally feared is now dat way cos of someones inability to be contended with wat they av. Some wld say variety is d spice of life. Others wld say they can't keep eating egusi soup all d days of dier lives while there r other delicacies. Sometimes dis tin scares me cos I knw I can stomach infidelity

thorpido:
Detective?This is someone you plan to spend the rest of your life with,you shouldn't do your homework?
It's not like you start checking his phone or trailing him about.You are just wise enough to pay attention to 'happenings' around him.

Playing detectives! Tis is wat infidelity breeds. I still don't understnd y ppl cheat tho

thorpido:
Yes, some men indeed have perfected their act.A lady just has to sharpen up just as the men do.Unfortunately,it's easy for ladies to easily get carried away and that is why the necessary work is not done.

Lolx! Very funny tale dear! I read somewhr, I tink on NL, dat women who sleep around are bound to av accumulated genes of dier sex parners stored in dier bodies. Now I can relate with dis tale. Ild find dat thread n share it for u to read. Lolx! Kai!

donKonji:
I know a perfect karma tale. Quite long but I would abbreviate. A spinster had an affair with a married senior colleague at her workplace. About nine months after breaking up with her married man lover, along came a dazzling young man searching for his missing rib. One thing led to the other and then they started dating. Noticing the relationship was getting serious, her conscience prompted her to confess her past misdeeds to her bf. Of course it was a bitter pill to swallow for the young man but none the less decided to proceed with the relationship believing she had turned a new leaf. He then proposed and she joyeously accepted to marry him. Approximately a year into the matrimony, along came a bouncing baby boy. Instead of bringing joy to the family, his arrival became a source of huge suspicion by the father. Now here's the interesting part. You see the man and his wife were both dark, tall and had moderate features. Guess what? The baby looked nothing like his parents. He came out with an emphasized fair skin, hairy and large pair of ears. A perfect contrast to his parents. Of course doubts crept into the mind of the dad and he immediately insisted on conducting a DNA test. The result proclaimed him the biological father to a degree of 99.999% accuracy. Now here comes the odd twist. One day whilst watching tv, the wife spots her erstwhile ex-married man lover, draws the attention of her husband to him and lo and behold the man bore a striking resemblance to their son. Similar skin complexion, similar shape of head, similar ear architecture and possibly similar build. A worried and baffled husband now leaves in perpetual doubt whether the boy he claims to be his son is actually his. Bearing in mind the striking semblence btw the boy and his wife's ex lover. Now my question is: Is this karma coming back to haunt the wife or just pure biological coincidence? And secondly how should the husband manage the emotional trauma of this predicament?

True! Na d curse

ghogz:
dats no curse,just an evil family pattern

Tnx dear. Wish i could go faster. Dis tin is kinda choking

Herzumpther:
Eyah ndo. I can't wait for July 4th to come o, tired already.

Mba nne m o! O ka tere aka! It still far. Batch C. Oct 3. Till then, na me under dis hot weather condition. I never cook dear. Hoping to make yam porridge by weekend. Its been on my mind all week. With plenty of vegetable

Herzumpther:
urchbarbie see as I rush open this thread when I saw you posted o, I tot you have resumed cooking. you are batch B right? July 4th is getting close.


Veave I'm still waiting for the day you will post pictures o. That day I will do a big thanksgiving

N dats y they suffered from ukwu mbu n d likes. After a woman does d pounding on d ikwe, gi chokwa ko onye styles ka snake in d monkey shadow. U can't eat ur cake n still av it nna. It doesn't work dat way pls

jnrbayano:
What about pounding akpu/utara/loiloi?

Seriously it hurts like craz*e. D msgs drop in like ure being paid to receive the. I really hope NCC can provide a lasting solution to dis prblm. If d msgs come from d service provider, its understandable, but no, its from scamers. I hate dis issue like seriously.

Lolx! Nne! Wat can a chic do than to flex herself

Herzumpther:
Lmao. You dis geh

Lolx! U sound like a new born child who is still getting used to life outside d womb. A typical ajebo. Lolx! Soon dear! Uld acclimatize with tinx d naija way soon. And for d hausa, its not a funny feeling being in d midst of ppl communicating in one language. I pick up some keywrds sometimes n on other occasions I just blank out.

Preternatura1:
That's really great,how's that coming?

I find the yoruba language pleasant to the ear, unfortunately for me, my yoruba friends don't speak it and I haven't really set out to learn either ,

I'm learning so many things I didn't know from here, this place is like one big giant ball of all kinds of Nigerians, but I've noticed that, most people's words are met with derision and people are really quick to temper, it's kinda frightening.

Sure. U can. Wld gladly love to read from u

Herzumpther:
Emmm... Its emmmm.....its.....emmmm...urchbarbie...I wish I can write it here but it will compound my whole problem. Mail?