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Just let it go. Altho av read of someone wining a case like dat, i tink its guiness. If u rily want to cpmlain, go dier office n they could settle u out of court with crates of sprite #winks

Foxie:
Hello Dear Friends, I bought a bottle of Sprite this afternoon to take my lunch in my office,as soon as I opened the drink,it bubbled up like champagne,I was surprised because it's not like I turned the bottle to warrant such an outburst,it made me look closely,only for me to find green algae inside the drink.
That's an act of carelessness on the part of the Coca-cola company and that could cause a damage in one's internal organs. I want to sue,because if not that I was careful enough,I could have been poisoned by it. Please what are the right steps to take. I anticipate your good responses good people of Nairaland.
Please Moderators,I need this on FP. Thank you.

It feels awesome to have my birthday on d resurrection morning. It signifies d era of greater tinx in my life. Just pop in and say hi if we share dates.

Yh! Murphy am finally ready to fix d screen. Ild be coming mid nxt week. Av got 9k. I hope it wld suffice. Tnx alot.

MurphyInc:
Thanks for your message... We will fix it a discounted rate of N10,000

Praisiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeee
Master Jesus, Halaluya!
Herz! Corper dey tie gele abi? Lolx! So happy for u nne. E-hugs and kisses nne[code][/code]

Herzumpther:
Good evening everybody. I'm very happy today.

Happy weekend everybody.

Babyosisi I'm very very happy today.

Good evening ma.

U knw d drill

MarvellousGod:
Stories that touch...

Lolx. No be small gudluck o. Dis stuff aint automatic. Cool to av it in ur resume tho

ogorkojo:
Ah! Am still waiting o. E b like say na only me remain now. Anyway good luck

Av gotten mine dear. Cant log in yet to d site cos my ba3 is low and dont want d phone to go off while answering

ogorkojo:
Exactly o. No time to waste

Kai! 20M in one family?
They av built an empire. Life wld be beautiful for them henceforth

Dyoungstar:
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I APPLIED FOR 5 PERSONS LAST YOUWIN 3 BUT I HAD VERY SERIOUS FAMILY ISSUES WHICH MADE ME NOT TO PROPERLY FOLLOW THEM UP.

THE PERSONS INVOLVED DIDN'T DO ANYTHING EITHER, THAT WAS HOW THEY LOST THE SECOND CHANCE AFTER I HELPED THEM SCALE THROUGH THE FIRST STAGE.

PEOPLE CAN'T BE SERIOUS WITH THEIR LIFE, WAITING FOR MESSIAH TO DO EVERYTHING FOR THEM.

THE ONE I APPLIED FOR MYSELF DIDN'T SCALE THROUGH SECOND STAGE, BUT IT MUST THIS TIME AROUND.


PLEASE BE PASSIONATE ABOUT ANYTHING YOU WANT TO DO AND FOLLOW IT KEENLY.

NOT LOOKING FOR THE FUND TO SQUANDER IT.

SINCE 2011 MY FRIENDS HAVE BEEN WINNING THE GRANT, A FRIEND EVEN WON TWICE. ONE FOR HIM AND ONE FOR HIS WIFE. 20MILLION IN ONE FAMILY.

I WAS JEALOUS, BUT HAD TO DISCARD THE USELESS JEALOUSY AND DO MY BEST.

THE TRUTH IS FOR 3 TIMES I'VE APPLIED 3 TIMES I'VE BEEN INVITED BUT ALWAYS END UP AT THE SECOND STAGE.

NOW, I'VE KNOWN MY ERROR AND I'VE EQUIPPED MYSELF.

BY GOD'S GRACE I AM POCKETING 10M IF THEY DIDN'T PLAY US TRICKS THIS TIME.
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Gbam! U hit nail on d head.
The lady wld just create a thread on nl 'help we dated for 11yrs and broke up cos of his 4 yrs plan........now am 30. What do i do?'
thats the latest trend on nl. Threads and its replies

MarvellousGod:
ichidodo... after 11 years you're still finding it hard making a decision? Hasn't she been like this all these yl or you held on thinking she would change or what??

11years is too much time already, please make your decision quick so that no much time will be wasted again... The 4year plan thing though. .. why didn't you do it all along? why now?? Someone you have been with for 11years.. 11years is more than enough time to know the person well and make your decision. . If 11years yielded nothing, I really don't see 4years making any difference...

All the best...

Hopefully dear. It shldnt be anoda time wasting venture

ogorkojo:
Hopefully we will

True. U get d drift.

emekaD3:
PushCV conveniently got the email addresses, Names, phone numbers of THOUSANDS of Nigerian Job seekers. Now they have a database of people they can sell employment related services and courses to.

Me too

ogorkojo:
Am still waiting

Me too

ogorkojo:
Am still waiting

Snap na work ni?

trendiitee:
Na dat cook be my 2nd name. lollll.
but snapping d food is an entirely difficult task

Mine was first. Saw d other thread too [img][/img]

freecocoa:
Okay na, we have two of this thread and counting.

Lolx! I do trust u dear. Yh! I cook here wella o.

trendiitee:
lollllll. u can trust me now, no time for thrash.
how re u doing by d way? saw u on dat kitchen thread

No tnk u on her behalf

jerrymej:
Lol! Try him na.

Lwbmb! Rivers state. Kai! Dat state get high level of promiscous individuals. 1 in every 5young lady is a baby mama. Abeg dey ur lane o! Take care of u fire.

trendiitee:
Na one villa in rivers state ooo. d women Na d breadwinner while d men re d breadwaster. lollllll
most annoying part is dis men who re dependent on deir wives now take deir promiscuity down to corp members. imagine a man with 5 or 6 kids whom d wife is feeding telling me dat he is going to take care of me?

Chineke me!!!!!! Which villa be dat? Kai! A women libertaion seminar needs to hold dwn dere asap.

trendiitee:
urchbabie and feyifahm, I sight both of u oooo.

meanwhile wetin una see wey una dey talk. dis town abi Na village where I'm serving is a good example of dat pix posted up dia.

the men do nothing except smoke all day and den d wives goes to d market and to worsen d matter it is d women dat farms.
Mehn!!!!! I was disgusted wen I saw dia kind of lifestyle here.

Swt@! Get an account opening form. Fill it and use ur mums names as d next of kin. Put d forms whr u tink he may see it without getting suspicious. Hopefully he wld see it, and if he doesn't say anytin abt it, keep mum. Start ur own personal savings with ur maiden name too. Tnx! Wish u d best in settling dis issue

BritneyStacy:
. I am not of that mentality that what I earn is only mine..and what he earns is for us! I met this dude, 1year after he started working. That's when we started dating. Its from then we started building our lives. That's is why I can boldly say that 60percent of what's in our home now, I contributed to it cos d other 40percnt is what he had before we started dating. 80percent of his clothes even up till now are gifts from me. Even when we decided to get married, our wedding was contributory funds too!! Am not mincing words here...but he can't say same about me cos I understand he is not really good at giving gifts and am not compalining either. My only disappointment is that he decides to make his brother a beneficiary of things I shared in other than me because we don't Ђåvε̲ a child yet!

Tnx dear.

Taylor184:
I love this

We are adults and have medula. We can tink and discern more dan u can imagine. Tnx for ur concern

dinachi:
Scam alert! The OP is a discredited liar who sells her fake lifestyle for a living. Every single thing that comes out of her mouth in respect of her marriage is a fabricated story. Her marriage is hell on earth.

Dats true! Then u both need to consider wat ure getting into so no one lives in regret. If she is ready to sacrifice her "ministers wife" vision, then uld come and meet her halfway. Uld av to sacrifice certain tinx to make "this" work. In all Gods grace for every major decision. Marriage is not chess(not a game of luck)

ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] hmmm...i never thought of that before,it could work only if she's the hustling type,she once disclosed during our off days that her vision in her life was to be a preacher's wife...preacher's wife?!?!...That should give you a psycho-analytical sneak peek of what i'm working with. I just felt the need to jolt her senses with my four year program, if she is my type (patient,loyal, hardworking with a keen eye to see and harness potentials) then she shouldnt have any problems with my terms and i wouldn't mind her baggage....give and take. [/color]

Hmmm! I understnd wat ure saying dear! Its just d way ure going abt it. I knw some ladies see men as money machine to take care of dier family wahala. Make her understnd dat ure not against taking care of her family, but she has to put in efforts in it. Let her understnd dat she has to be industrious. If u can set her up in sometin dat can bring in funds. There r decent biz women do dis days dat are quiet lucrative. That way, she won't be an outright oriaku (wealth consumer). When she has succesfully commenced dis biz and u tink its yielding, then u can marry her. This way, u ensure she is generating funds and ur fears alayed

ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] No please don't get mi wrong...i'm not that mechanical infact i'm very romantic to the core and i appreciate how this makes my world go round,really.I understand She has had a hard childhood (late dad) and so isn't 'too enthusiastic' to being romantic and all therefore i have had to be the live wire and sometimes the freak in this relationship(each time i come away feeling emotionally drained and exhausted)....I just had to show my mechanical side when she wanted mechanical steps to getting married let us forget -the image of me hurt with the knowledge that all my romanticism had gone to waste on her- for another topic cuz she said she doesn't feel appreciated or loved enough(Her idea of love is marriage and unloading all her family's problems on mi boyish shoulders),.Is it bad for a man to be honest,practical or mechanical and forthright?I know some guys that will abscond...but i choose to step up and that's who i am. [/color]

Oga, if am dat lady, I won't stay with u. (If am dat lady *keyword) You're just too mechanical. Haba! Its marriage for goodness sakes. I knw its good to lay ur cards all out bfr venturing, but dis, sounds more or less like some biz proposal. I might be wrong sha. (Wetin I sabi

ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] Awww, I'm touched... [/color] [color=#1980BC] Yes,that is my intention and it isn't an acute sort of plan but a chronic one that entails level by level progression fuelled by successful milestones reached at each phase of the relationship ending at church weddin in the fourth year.Therefore, she might reach the fourth year already traditionaly introduced,wifed and court married.So there is no basis for someone to be left high and dry cuz if it isn't gonna work (maybe she doesn't like my sleepin habits or i find out she's lazy and too laid back hustle-wise) both parties can be aware far before that time elapses perhaps in the months preceeding 1st year or second year?[/color] [color=#1980BC] So do we just downgrade this to friendzone? maybe shadow each other awhile and if she or i eventually marries,i or she'd bravely accept our loss but if by four years later we both are still unattached.....If all other conditions career-wise are satisfied then we do the needful?? Can we do that?..[/color] [color=#1980BC] That is my fear,she's got too many baggage and i'm afraid that i might be left to shoulder too much responsibilties...like children of her siblings who are really struggling with life, then that of her immiediate brother (that tradition is very prevalent in her family)..Tis like she's waiting for me, not contributing anything except her body then brood and turn housewife (Godforbid) [/color] [color=#1980BC] I' have but she's being negative and very uncooperative infact she's turned to emotional blackmail and hasty conclusions like i'm trynna to break up cuzmaybe i've seen something better( so very untrue cuz i hate cheating).I think a reasonable person should be responsive,unselfish and quick enough to any suggestions that can improve the well being of both partners.. [/color] [color=#1980BC] It never has to get 2 years how much less 4 years if things don't work out cuz it is a step by step procedure just like a medical degree, if you fail first year then you don't have get to 7 year to see that it might not be the one for you,hope you understand? [/color] [color=#1980BC] Gbam! this was what i was looking for, you're an angel.Thanx and Good morning... [/color]

Very true dear. I wonder why sometin like dat must smell so much.

cynhamscakes:
Lmao at your comment.

Men? Always ready to give dis reason for cheating.
Do u guys live to av sex? Haba!!!!

obailala:
Imagine the strange lengths ladies go to to deprive their men of a basic necessity of life. Very soon the man would get fed up of asking and of course, the girl next door would be readily available as a substitute.

...and then the next Nairaland thread title from a hurting lady would be, "All Men Are the Same"

Issorait!

Hmmmmm. Ild still apprec8

cutiereborn:
No mind them, its probably lost in transit.
Will bake another one specially for u

cutiereborn:
No mind them, its probably lost in transit.
Will bake another one specially for u

DHL never reach here o.

cutiereborn:
DHL, asap.....Thanks!

Beef o! Babyosisi lekwa ndi america na gusi ike confessing. Am sure u dont cook dox beautiful dishes from d above described quarters. Lolx:

Ewuro4:
Hmmm... Reject wetin The curse that has been following you from Naija to your stinky apartment in Amelika over the years?

I laffed so hard dat im happy noone is around bfr them conclude say i dey among d 25million insane........ @finding relevance. Explain further. Or shld i help u?
1. Can dis relvance sub for me to be here on NL
2. Can dis relevance get me a ticket to tour d world (as av been dying to)
ure just one pathetic dude, if u av been secretly craving d attention of dis lady, u shld av just said so than lashing out on her personality. Open hatred, hidden love. She is happily married and am sure ure aware from constantly ff her secretly on NL.
Ure just a kill joy. Av a repentant mind and maybe u might make heaven

kaboninc:
Kwontinue to dey follow follow. Dey find relevance.

babyosisi:
The eediot mentions me from time to time in places and I see them and don't respond
Them out if nowhere mentions me again when I had said nothing to him
I couldn't let it slide this time

Hapu ya biko! Ignore his existence on NL. I love wat u do. My love can cover for all his BS

Nne! Just hapu d dude. This whole tin is wrong from d onset. He probably beefs u cos u say d truth and don't mince words. I enjoy ur posts and am sure plenty others. Anyone who isn't shld jump n pass, oge adiro

babyosisi:
That is eh

I always knew my posts get some people very mad
I can understand a woman like the one dancing kokoma on the side quoting people addressing Pickabeau
But I don't understand why a man would be bothered
He is a man isn't he?