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PoliticsRe: 2019 Kogi And Bayelsa Governorship Elections (Live Updates) by urchcoded(m): 12:59am On Nov 16, 2019
Morning never reach,d Kain shooting for my area no fit allow me sleep
RomanceRe: I Caught Her RedHanded Stealing, Deleting Her Chat From Phone, What Should I Do? by urchcoded(m): 7:37pm On Nov 15, 2019
Wtf is incubus and sucumbus [img][/img] damn
CrimeRe: Hooker Poops Inside Client’s Room For Demanding A Part Refund In Abuja by urchcoded(m): 5:16pm On Nov 12, 2019
Even tho I don't know what we could possibly do with dis crap of an information. Op, the girl is mad for pooping in ur room, and u are mad for creating a thread about it.
PoliticsRe: Governorship Elections: INEC Raises Alarm Over Influx Of Thugs In Kogi, Bayelsa by urchcoded(m): 9:03am On Nov 02, 2019
F117nighthawk:
Noisemakers, if u have evidence show it rather than making stupid excuses, u have the right not to go ahead with the elections if your body and it's workers feels threatened.
Don't use this as an excuse for your failure to organise a good election
My guy if u have lived in bayelsa u'll Kno dat dis coming election, people must, like under must die.... So the feds or whoever should try to reduce casualty rate... Bayelsa youths Sha... Very foolish. One of the leading candidates is a former militant and can't speak simple English. I Kno say no be by English but dat says a lot. His rival was handpicked by the present governor.
EducationRe: Lauretta Onochie: IPPIS Will Expose Lecturers With Multiple Full Time Jobs by urchcoded(m): 1:12pm On Oct 28, 2019
Freehuman:
Won't work for all lecturers.

1. LECTURERS FROM FACULTY OF LAW HAVE TO PRACTICE LAW FULL TIME OR THEY WON'T BE ABLE TO TEACH TO THE BEST STANDARD.

2. LECTURERS FROM MEDICAL FACULTIES HAVE TO PRACTICE MEDICINE FULL TIME FOR THEM TO TEACH MEDICAL STUDENTS.

3. THIS APPLIES TO PHARMACY AS WELL

4. IF ENGINEERING WAS A "PRACTICAL" COURSE IN NIGERIA, IT WOULD BE UNDER SAME CATEGORIES.

RULE WILL WORK ON ALL THOSE SOCIOLOGY LECTURERS.
I think d scheme is just against teaching in multiple universities as a full time lecturer. So what do u mean?
TravelRe: Kaduna Bride Drowns In Floodwater 5 Days To Her Wedding (Photos) by urchcoded(m): 1:06pm On Oct 28, 2019
falcon01:
why will the napep Guy follow that road? why are people Risking life uselessly? I can risk My life but on important things but this? this is just a low blow. And to the person above who commented village people, I Hope you get enlightened.
Well if you are not a good Christian and u don't fear village people den, u have just been lucky
EducationRe: Please How Can a friend Manage 10k Per Semester by urchcoded(m): 9:33am On Oct 26, 2019
I survived on 2k per week... Dats about 25k per semester. It wasn't really easy and it wasn't really really difficult too... U surely need rich guys around. I did assignments for Yahoo guys trust me u can do even d simplest assignment for 5k. And u sure gonna be having a lot of assignments. But the Yahoo boy assignment tin doesn't really work in 100level Na from year 2 d compass Dy legit.
FamilyRe: My Wife Is Frustrating My Life by urchcoded(m): 8:42am On Oct 26, 2019
LilMissFavvy:
Hammer, knife and bottles? Pls call for a separation. I believe the period of separation will be enough for her to clear her head. If she changes better, if not run for your life. The above are deadly weapons and your life is at risk.
Yea hammer really is a deadly weapon. Could knock you straight out lol
Christianity EtcRe: Two Nigerian Pastors Use Same Woman For Same Miracle by urchcoded(m): 7:23pm On Oct 24, 2019
RichDad1:
Some people will still defend these fraudsters.
U shouldn't be surprised. Dia are a lot of foolish people in Nigeria.

Dat second fair pastor is Dr Chris okafor. And he's fvcking fake
Christianity EtcRe: How The Jehovah’s Witnesses Are Better Christians Than The Rest Of Us by urchcoded(m): 11:48am On Oct 20, 2019
The funny truth is dat Jehovah's witnesses don't actually call u guys Christians. They refer to u as people that call demselves Christian. So in essence they feel Dy are the only Christians.
RomanceRe: Lady Hawks In The Market As Her Fiance Patronizes Her In Pre-Wedding Photos by urchcoded(m): 11:59pm On Oct 18, 2019
But I no see anything inside d tray na
Christianity EtcRe: Are The Teachings Of Paul Truly Against The Teachings Of Jesus? by urchcoded(m): 2:58pm On Oct 06, 2019
SultanOfAbia:
The Bible has
1. Spiritual Meaning
2. Literal Meaning

A lot of Christians only see the literal meaning of the word of God.
An example is when Jesus healed the blind man in Jericho
In physical literal terms Jesus gave him his sight
But what that signifies in the spiritual meaning is the Lords desire to cure mankind from the state of spiritual blindness. When you see in the bible the word blindness it means spiritual blindness.

Jesus is the light. And the Eye is a symbol of understanding. A healthy eye will absorb light so you can see. Lack of understanding means the eye can't absorb light properly and the person can't see which causes blindness.
The deeper spiritual meaning of the Word of God has more wisdom
U really have made no sense
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do We Pray, Since God Already Knows Everything? by urchcoded(m): 9:24pm On Sep 15, 2019
Acidosis:
Great message you have here.

It is true that we are predestined by God but a lot is required of us to bring that calling into manifestation since there is always a contest and battle for the fulfilment of our purpose.

The birth of Jesus was predicted in the book of Isaiah. In spite being the son of God, a woman we rarely talk about in the Bible spent 84 years of her life praying and fasting in a temple for the manifestation of that prophecy. She was a prophetess, by the name Anna (Luke 2:36) [not the same Hannah, mother of Samuel in the old testament]

We rarely remember the efforts of people like Anna today. In fact, asides the birth process which of course Mary (whom some people have turned to idols) played a role, a lot do not understand key factors in the fulfilment of his Ministry on earth.

If a woman could do nothing for 84 years but fasting and praying consistently for the birth of the son of God, then we don't have any excuse why we shouldn't pray.
I'm sorry to have a different opinion but do u Kno her praying and fasting was useless and inconsequential. Weda she prayed or not Christ was predestined to be born, to die and to resurrect. Likewise in our modern day, in as much as fasting is not bad. But B4 fasting ask ursef why are you fasting? Fasting for things like power, more grace, food, money is an insult to the holy spirit. God doesn't need ur fast anyway.
Study d word of God and pray for understanding.
Science/TechnologyRe: Emeka Nelson Invents Generator That Runs On Water (Video) by urchcoded(m): 5:11pm On Aug 16, 2019
ARCHEMEDESME:
Quick guess
He could be using electricity from the battery to split water into hydrogen and oxygen and taking the hydrogen for combustion to and using the generated pressure to turn a turbine or power a hydrogen fuel cell
Using hydrogen for combustion?
FamilyRe: Man's Reaction As Little Daughter Twerks Got Celebrities, Others Talking (pics) by urchcoded(m): 11:09pm On Aug 15, 2019
LMAO D girl be like: shebi u won dance oya make I show u today. She for even give am lap dance na dat one for off d man
SportsRe: Stephanie Frappart: Referee Gets Massive Praise For Her Performance by urchcoded(m): 3:01pm On Aug 15, 2019
Chithauri:
rubbish. Uefa are racist. will they allow a man referee female football?
Both male and female are they not part of the human race?
PoliticsRe: Briyai's resignation: We do not have power to sack REC-INEC clarifies statement by urchcoded(m): 7:59am On Aug 10, 2019
Dis my man quit lecturing job go Dy run politics. Was my bls 101 teacher 4 yrs ago. Wish him well tho, even tho bayelsa is obviously a pdp state cool
CelebritiesRe: "People With Armpit Hair Are Dirty" - Mayorkun Flaunts His Shaved Armpit by urchcoded(m): 10:27pm On Aug 08, 2019
Local man is fatigued....
Says "nothing I no go see as news for nairaland"
EducationRe: University Of Abuja Dean In Sex For Marks Scandal, Caught Pants Down by urchcoded(m): 2:11pm On Aug 05, 2019
DavidEsq:
I can confidently name the lecturers in that school, one by one, who are involved in this practice. 99% of them are into it and it has become so bad that the female students no longer see reading as part of school activities. Those who wouldn't submit to it are either failed consistently until they are made to drop out or pay heavy sums of money. I know a colleague's husband (from Akwa-Ibom) who is a lecturer in that school whose nickname is "knacker". What makes it worse is that the Muslim lecturers take it as a duty to sexually victimise the Christian ladies while the female Muslim students are left alone. I say this without due respect to religion and without sentiment. A school wr lecturers do not have Masters in whatever discipline they profess, where they put their "boys" to mark examination scripts and these boys (mostly those dirty kogi state boys, with stupid accents) take it on themselves to prey freely on the hapless female students. I know a lecturer who has HIV Aids, who slept with half of banking and finance diploma students. The department of banking an finance in that university is a red light district and the university knows about this, the presidency knows about it, ICPC knows about it, the churches know about it but all play the ostrich. I know back in the days, the former VC's (Adelabu) girlfriend who was then in 200 level sometime in 2009 and ppl plead with her to help them get admission into the school. I know a young man who was failed in his courses in banking and finance becos a lecturer saw him speaking with a girl whom the lecturer was lusting after. If u are a boy, ur pocket should speak, if u are a girl ur body speaks but don't always trust ur money to take the place of ur body in that school. This issue would be swept under the carpet a th female student would by frustrated by the very panel set up to "investigate" this issue, cos they are all in it. Useless and dirty school angry. The most painful thing about this trauma was that this sex predatorship was at its peak under the nose of one Muslim female minister of education, who convened a visiting panel to the school, under Goodluck Jonathan's administration.
Bro it happens in every school, my own case could be summarized like dis: I impersonated for my gf in school for one of her exams; botany, if u've not done any form of malpractice B4 den judge me. Some how I was caught tho I believe I was exposed. Cos I'm no novice, so the invigilator dat caught me who happens to an ordinary lab instructor took up d case and wanted to get me rusticated but he didn't know I had already graduated but yet to do clearance. The man was so dogged demanding dat the only way he would let d case slide was my girl slept with him and d man no just Dy joke. Alot happened Sha I almost called boys to cut of the man's hand. These lecturers even graduate assistants and ordinary master's degree students, sleep with anyone they want to and dia is little u could do about it, abi u wan fail?
CelebritiesRe: Many Trolls Injured, As Tiwa Savage Goes Savage On Twitter by urchcoded(m): 10:30pm On Jul 28, 2019
Seems people no longer know d difference btw Savage comments and mumu yabbing. Calling someone an slowpoke is Savage? Like seriously. Mtcheew
CelebritiesRe: Skales And Neza, His Stunning Rwandan-Canadian Girlfriend Pictured Together by urchcoded(m): 7:23pm On Jul 28, 2019
Xbursta:
Father Abraham Had Many Sons.
Many Sons Had Father Abraham.
I am one of them and so are so let all praise the lord.
Right arm,left arm,right foot,left foot.
chin!
U are not healthy
CelebritiesRe: Skales And Neza, His Stunning Rwandan-Canadian Girlfriend Pictured Together by urchcoded(m): 3:41pm On Jul 28, 2019
Xbursta:
Skales is a menapurse used to stagnitise 8.2 helocrop at a normal temperature with a pressure of 16.8kv that is inversely proportional to a venomentis aparantise. Thank You
Which Kain unit of pressure is kv?
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid To Naira Marley—You're Going To Change Nothing By Singing Yahoo Yahoo by urchcoded(m): 8:20pm On Jul 27, 2019
Weda u like it or not dats the Truth
RomanceRe: Savage Queen Quits Porn Industry. Nigerians React by urchcoded(m): 9:09am On Jul 23, 2019
udemzyudex:
Our God works in mysterious ways, you should ask yourself, do you know his ways?


That guy fit make heaven ooo, he fit go give him life to christ just like the porn star and you wey dey judge go remain grin.

Na u go remain. Ode grin
RomanceRe: Savage Queen Quits Porn Industry. Nigerians React by urchcoded(m): 7:09pm On Jul 20, 2019
Kingkun69:
yo no dey even watch better porn na rubbish imagine Mia Khalifa that ovrhyped rubbish let me make list
1.peta Jensen
2.yum the boss
3.gogofukme
4.alycia starr
5.aaliyah Hadid
6.brooklyn chase
7.brandi bae
8.virgo peridot
9.asa akira
10.abella danger
11.kira noir
12.lena Paul
13.ava Addams
14.elsa jean
15.luna star
16.jenna Foxx
17.blondie fesser
18.coco banxx
19.jayla Foxx
20.angela white
21.sarah vandella
22.jazzie que
23.michelle tucker
24.kelly haze
25.keisha grey
26.karlee grey
27.lana Rhodes
28.julie cash
29.ryan Conner
30.richelle ryan
31.aryana adin
32.ambitious booty
33.kiara mia
34.jenna Presley
35.riley Reid
36.codi Bryant
37.hitomi tanaka
38.skyy Blue
39.jessa Rhodes
40.karmen karma
41.krissy lynn
42.allison Tyler
43.mia malkova
44.nikki Benz
45.diamond Monroe
46.bunz4ever
47.sybil Stallone
48.cathy heaven
49.eliza ibarra
50adrianna checkick
51.mellisa Monroe
52.mandy muse
53.layla Monroe
54.jennifer white
55.alura Jensen
56.ms yummy
57.alissa Kate
58.diamond kitty
59.spicy j
60.amy Andersen
These ones ehennnn

If you want I can go to 100 smiley
If u ever make heaven call me goat
CrimeRe: 400 Level AAU Medical Student Shot Dead (Disturbing Photos) by urchcoded(m): 11:43pm On Jul 07, 2019
freemanbubble:
....


Shut up son. You know nothing
Humans hate what they don't understand
An unexamined life and a life without ruggedity is not worth living
He must be a stupid bird
Clip them all
Dodorima to my neo black brothers over there
Black is the colour
Africa map is the logo
One for seven

We are like hydra
When our head is chopped off
Then expect another head instantly as an out growth from other parts of the body
We don't die
We multiply
Death is only the beginning..........
Nawa for u oo
RomanceRe: See How Dangerous It Is To Patronize Prostitutes by urchcoded(m): 9:18pm On Jul 07, 2019
Bluezy13:
I've learnt to eat without allowing my innocent sperm leave my body.






Just control it. You mustn't release before satisfied.
Like an Igbo proverb has it that "A good visitor is one who knows when to leave"
U donmeanit. undecided like u don't come and u get satisfied? How do u use to do it
SportsRe: AFCON 2019: Full Fixtures For The Round Of 16 by urchcoded(m): 12:44pm On Jul 05, 2019
skyfather09:
Nigeria go rape Cameroon... I foresee 4-0
Dis one na rubbish tok. When have u seen Nigeria score 4 goals?
CelebritiesRe: Regina Askia Reacts To Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo, Busola Dakolo Rape Allegation by urchcoded(m): 7:05am On Jul 02, 2019
dexterinc2003:
Why is the pastor yet to deny the allegations directly?
His wife, his senior pastors and every other person apart from him have denied it.(looks like a guilty conscience)

Him and Busola dakolo should undergo a polygraph(lie detector) test. Plus pastors wife and pastors (everyone alleged to be covering up for him).

Then we can face the court after that.

Simply stepping down is not enough.

Nawa for you oo. He's said he's never raped anybody Even as an unbeliever. Which oda denial do u want Biko? He has even stepped down what more do u want, considering dat d accuser has refused to go to court. Identify a rape victim around u and help her rather than seeking cheap online popularity and display of high level hypocrisy, thanks.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Biodun Speaks Amid Rape Accusation, Tells Members Not To Fight Protesters by urchcoded(m): 5:11pm On Jun 30, 2019
elotajohn1:
Am I the only one that saw a guy putting on cap inside that church??
And so what's wrong with it? Ode
CelebritiesRe: Purfcie Conna: I Am Still A Virgin, Never Had Sex by urchcoded(m): 4:33pm On May 26, 2019
franklingud:
Wow!! Thanks cool sharing for post.
No carry dis madness come nairaland o. And dia is nothing cool about d post

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