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PoliticsRe: ISWAP: We Killed 11 Christians On Christmas Day To Avenge Al Baghdadi's Death by urchcoded(m): 12:07pm On Dec 28, 2019
nwamabo247:
You can only kill the body but can't kill the soul
Yeah dat's because dia is no such tin as a soul
RomanceRe: What Special About Big Bumbum-men by urchcoded(m): 11:58am On Dec 28, 2019
Shugavee:
lol he’s right, chubby girls got natural tight vG , it’s clinically proven. So I can believe gurls with big ass got tight vG
Ok seems clinical theory and practical instances don't agree
RomanceRe: How I Was Dumped By My First Love by urchcoded(m): 9:42am On Dec 27, 2019
Iloveu2:
W.O.M.E.N hmm........
Nothing like women, she told him she had a boyfriend he kept on with d chase, now the boy is back if she abandons d abroad guy for dis one and d abroad guy comes to nairaland to complain u people will still say women are wicked. Op u have bleeped her so u no lose. Cut d feelings and Bleep her anytime u have d opportunity.
RomanceRe: What Special About Big Bumbum-men by urchcoded(m): 8:19am On Dec 27, 2019
franchasng:
Any man that doesn't like a lady with big ukwu is probably a gay angry


A woman with flat ass is the same as a man, nothing sexually appealing undecided


Big ass ladies are tight because the big ass presses the pussy together, thereby making the orifice smaller and padded with soft flesh tissues which gives the male organ a sensual warm feel. Again the sight of the bouncing ass during lovemaking can be exciting to a man as it provokes his fantasy the more.


Lastly, ladies with big ass get better fitting on clothes than ladies with flat ass. Almost every clothe fits a big ass lady with flat tummy cool
Dats not true, except the big ass lady is slim if she's fat or even chubby her veejay is not gonna be tight
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Did 2019 Teach You? by urchcoded(m): 11:03pm On Dec 26, 2019
soleexx:
One I Belive in life is that... Everything human is destiny to do has been programmed by God and they can only come to pass at the appropriate time...

Bro wait for your time
D appropriate time for God to heal a sick person should be at least B4 the person dies
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Did 2019 Teach You? by urchcoded(m): 6:12pm On Dec 26, 2019
Thought me dat God doesn't answer prayers
RomanceRe: Bride-To-Be Turns Pure Water Seller In Pre-Wedding Pictures by urchcoded(m): 4:04pm On Dec 26, 2019
Ishilove:
That is how they're calling the spirit of poverty into their marriage in the name of pre-wedding photos. Some human beings are so foolish
Poverty no be spirit my brodaman
PoliticsRe: Jennifer Ukambong Samuel, The Boko Haram Kidnapped Victim (More Photos) by urchcoded(m): 11:01am On Dec 26, 2019
[quote author=piyoo91 post=85228321]carry gun go stand 4road nah! E begger[/quote

Tfu
RomanceRe: Couple Shocked Commuters By Having Sex Inside Train by urchcoded(m): 10:50am On Dec 26, 2019
YabaLeftist:
Go and sell that phone you are using to type this rubbish. Lazy man!
Bleep u I ain't lazy. I don't have to sell my phone. I'll have some money by Monday I just need some to hang on. Make I delete my post because of idiots like u. Once again Bleep u
RomanceRe: Couple Shocked Commuters By Having Sex Inside Train by urchcoded(m):
Nothing to say
RomanceRe: See How This Guy Finished This Girl Eith Savage Reply by urchcoded(m): 10:30am On Dec 26, 2019
Abeg anybody go fit help me with 1k for hia? I no get shi shi.
PS: pls don't bash me or use dis to test ur Savage response skills.
RomanceRe: Wife Caught Cheating With Her Husband's Best Friend, Posted On Social Media by urchcoded(m):
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PoliticsRe: Jennifer Ukambong Samuel, The Boko Haram Kidnapped Victim (More Photos) by urchcoded(m):
Nvm
Christianity EtcRe: Some Scriptures People Use Wrongly To Justify Themselves by urchcoded(m): 10:13am On Dec 26, 2019
The Bible is a book people use to justify what they like and condemn what they hate.

Uche Nwabugwu, 2019
FoodRe: Post Your Christmas Food Pictures Here by urchcoded(m): 8:38am On Dec 26, 2019
vito30:
#50 abi 1H madiga?
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Na white na... But na 2 I buy
CelebritiesRe: He Sent Me 20K To Prepare Fried Rice For Christmas , And This Happen - Pictures by urchcoded(m): 10:36pm On Dec 25, 2019
We don't believe dis poo but dat doesn't mean the girl is not foolish
Christianity EtcRe: Would Mary Have Been Chosen To Be The Mother Of Jesus If She Wasn't A Virgin? by urchcoded(m): 9:20pm On Dec 25, 2019
afemgbosey:
I see. If I were Joseph, why not believe? Did you see the angel that visited him? The whole of Israel and the Eastern world knew she was a virgin. So because you weren't there it means it was a lie? Are you 900%sure your father is indeed your father? You were told and accepted abi? If a pregnant virgin is about to give birth, midwives WILL know. Joseph KNEW she was still a virgin before taking her in. Now on a lighter mood, if God 'bleeped "her so be it!. (on a lighter mood;take God to the courts)
If i want to be sure about my father dia is always DNA tests but how about d Jesus stuff? Faith right?
FoodRe: Post Your Christmas Food Pictures Here by urchcoded(m): 4:55pm On Dec 25, 2019
Aurelius1:
Hahaha! Madiga, you must be a Deltan. It is only people from Sapele, Warri and Ughelli who may possibility know that snack.
No bro I'm igbo. But reside in bayelsa. Trust me I hate dat snack it's not even healthy. But na Wetin I go fit afford for the Xmas
Christianity EtcRe: Would Mary Have Been Chosen To Be The Mother Of Jesus If She Wasn't A Virgin? by urchcoded(m): 4:53pm On Dec 25, 2019
afemgbosey:
You lack understanding. If God can make man from clay, can he not also make man from nothing or something and place it in a woman's womb?
Use logic with wisdom bro.


Shallom
Do u even Kno dat dia is no historical proof dat any Jesus was born except the Bible.
And back to what u said if u were Joseph would u believe dis poo u just said. Well I think u might still believe u guys believe anything
FoodRe: Post Your Christmas Food Pictures Here by urchcoded(m): 2:36pm On Dec 25, 2019
Lol I just drink coke now. With madiga
Christianity EtcRe: The Greatest Gift by urchcoded(m): 2:11pm On Dec 25, 2019
Fvck y'all

Christianity EtcRe: Would Mary Have Been Chosen To Be The Mother Of Jesus If She Wasn't A Virgin? by urchcoded(m): 1:41pm On Dec 25, 2019
surgical:
Conclude by revealing the name of the soldier
Who's jesus's father? The person fvcked Mary, Jesus is the son of God

Christianity EtcRe: Would Mary Have Been Chosen To Be The Mother Of Jesus If She Wasn't A Virgin? by urchcoded(m): 1:37pm On Dec 25, 2019
Righteousness89:
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Foolish talk!

Ask yourself these Questions
1. Did u wake up by your power this Morning?
2. The Breathe you have in you, did u put it in yourself?
3. The fingers u used in typing , did you fix it yourself ?

You don't own yourself! You can't keep yourself!
You Have an Owner..
and that is GOD ALMIGHTY...

He can do whatever HE wills with you..

Don't be Foolish
Don't be foolish ursef.
U woke up dis morning because u didn't die in ur sleep.
The breathe in u? Abi oxygen dat can even be bought
Finger almost everyone has some people dat don't have might be because Dy lost it in an accident which dia owner allowed and some dia owner didn't even think Dy should have fingers from birth.
CrimeRe: Faith Aluko Goes Missing In MFM Church, Akure During Service by urchcoded(m): 3:47pm On Dec 24, 2019
247naijamedia:
Akure again...


Few days to new year...

God protect ur children
beta protect ursef God is not interested in protecting u or he can't.one of dem
FamilyRe: Black December For My Family!!!my Heart Is Broken Chai!!!God Why Me by urchcoded(m): 9:11am On Dec 24, 2019
MrBrownJay1:
bro we know them sob stories already...they are plenty on NL, and its xmas time, but at least give some time for OP to flip the script (aka beg for money) so we could insult her (and her story) properly.... until then, the best she can get from us is e-hug:

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bro u wiket oo... Assuming d op is saying d truth nko.... But I don't really think so too cos d story doesn't add up... Someone can't travel abroad within just a day... Especially dis festive period u can't get Visa like laidat now... Wen did u now book d flight? Or d man park d plane for him house den enter am take off for nyt. Nne if peradventure ur story is Tru u have my sincere condolences. Dis year too I've been shaken. Small boy like me don see tins.
RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Like Going Down On Women? by urchcoded(m): 8:35am On Dec 24, 2019
Quality20:
nope I don't think I can ever try it o. Girls that different men have deposited their dirty fornicating penis/cum n germs, how can I even insert my finger not to talk of d mouth I use to praise my God?
Lolx bro u be case
RomanceRe: When A Girl Over Loves You becomes life threatening (Pics attached) by urchcoded(m): 10:51pm On Dec 22, 2019
Conceptman:
just keep sex out of it because she will be more into you if u do and that's where u will have bigger problem if u dare hurt her. is there any plan for her to go to the university? If she enters school, she will release u small small and all the attachment go reduce
1 semester is just enough d guy would be so surprised how he'll become irrelevant to her. Now na Small pikin Dy worry d girl. Dats why I advise against dating under 21 unless u are under 21 too
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Watford Vs Manchester United (2 - 0) - Live by urchcoded(m): 4:31pm On Dec 22, 2019
shotin:
shocked shocked shocked shocked cheesy grin cheesy Manchester united can never stop to amaze me, Watford that just win 1match this season dey beat man u 2 0... cheesy grin grin
Ehe and dis is there second win

BusinessRe: Dangote Refinery Installs Largest Single Crude Distillation Column - Pictures by urchcoded(m): 10:20pm On Dec 20, 2019
YorubaKing:
Africans sha... why is that fool holding an umbrella for him? Cuz he's rich? Na wah oo.

I bet Bill Gates, Steve Jobs and all the richer folks won't have done such. angry

The Black man with money is just another NUISANCE! angry
You are OYO
RomanceRe: A Lady Due To Wed In January Dump Her Husband After Traditional Wedding (PIXS) by urchcoded(m): 3:27pm On Dec 20, 2019
Chai laidis laidis ee the guy just need to pray and ask God for consolation, cos e go remain make him die I swear. Girl wey I Dy cheat on anyhow decided to leave me I almost get heart Attack, talk less of girl wen u love like dis. Bro pray
EducationRe: ABU Didn't Admit Goodness Thomas Into MBBS Cos In Niger Alone She Ranked No. 7 by urchcoded(m): 10:19am On Dec 20, 2019
IAmStrange:
And some people were attributing it to Islam, calling it Islamic agenda.

Many began to spite the school, calling it all sorts of derogatory names, with Islam in the picture.

WaLlohi, the minds of many of these people are dark and evil, the Muslims have just become too weak to expose them.

Indeed, it's the truth what Allaah said:

“Never will the Jews nor the Christians be
pleased with you (O Muhammad) till you follow their religion"

It's Islamophobia that will kill some people.

Did a story not come up one time of Covenant university rejecting admission to one Muslim guy in a similar fashion like this?

Did anyone shout Christianization?

When a Muslim does something, they attribute it to Islam. If it's the other way round, you won't hear such a thing coming from us.

Why are you all so deeply obsessed with Islam if you do not fear for its greatness and try to talk it down or criticize it at any given chance?

The reality is that many of these people are just insincere, sick-minded hypocrites!

Imes is coming! Imes is coming! The world should prepare. angry

The reality of your true selves, how evil your hearts are actually and how foolish your arguments and philosophies are will soon be exposed to the world when Imes comes.

All of you should continue! angry Imes will be making you all famous; yes, the whole will know you all for your evil and hypocritical ways.

By the time Imes will come, humiliation will be your companion. humiliation will be your nick names. You will all wine and dine with humiliation unless you repent and turn towards truth.

When Imes comes, it will be the end of your era and the beginning of a new one.

When Imes comes, it will be game over for many of you hypocritical lots

Imes is coming, You should all get prepared! angry

And you are free to wail and attack me on mention. grin That's your way and it will only make your humiliation more interesting when Imes eventually shows up. grin

Imes, we await your coming grin cheesy
Imes kee u dia

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