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PoliticsRe: Orji Kalu: I Spoke All Night With Governor Wike; We Need Him In APC by Urchmandee(m): 9:39am On Feb 19, 2021
Can you imagine! So the Federal Government of Nigeria is only for APC State members?

These our politicians are block heads, they have nothing to offer other than their selfish Political interest. No wonder nothing is moving in this country.
PoliticsRe: IGP: Northern Elders, Afenifere, Csos Fume As Buhari Extends Adamu’s Tenure by Urchmandee(m): 3:53pm On Feb 05, 2021
It is quite unfortunate how all these things will be happening in this country and all we can do is just talk... nothing more.
RomanceRe: Angela Nwosu: "I Sniff My Husband's Boxers And Armpit When I Am Down" by Urchmandee(m): 5:06pm On Jan 03, 2021
GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnn


An indirect statement to encourage guys to be sniffing all these dirty girls undies.


Any guy that sniffs a girl pant should be ready to be admitted in the hospital.
Hahahahahhaahahhahaahh!
PoliticsRe: Arewa Youths React To Ndume, Question Failure To Arrest Abaribe Over Kanu by Urchmandee(m): 11:22am On Nov 24, 2020
They can't arrest Abaribe, not because he's untouchable but because they know they can't legally arrest him.
The reason is because Abaribe promised to provide Kanu on a particular day and before that day, Nigerian Government went for Kanu and he disappeared.
And Abaribe has the proof that they went for him before the day he promised to bring him to court, so Abaribe would ask the Government about Kanu and the Government asking Abaribe to provide Kanu.
CelebritiesRe: IgbereTVAwards: Zubby Michael Thanks Nigerians For Voting Him Actor Of The Year by Urchmandee(m): 12:39pm On Nov 03, 2020
Immediately I saw the Abia State House speaker as one of the recipient of the the award, I just know that this whole thing is political, it is not based on merit
PoliticsRe: EFCC Seals Theodore Orji's Properties by Urchmandee(m): 9:45am On Jun 26, 2020
EFCC, God will not forgive you if you do not jail this man and his son and every other person who has directly or indirectly kept ABIA in this her present condition.
InvestmentRe: Investment That Can Pay Daily by Urchmandee(m): 1:05am On Jun 26, 2020
AMAR1:
Please help! I Need An Investment Of 1000 to 5000 that Can Pay daily no matter how small
Chart me up on Whatsapp 08056868589
InvestmentLet Me Show You What To Do To Get Steady Supply Of Food And Cash In This Covid19 by Urchmandee(op): 12:48am On Jun 26, 2020
This Covid19 pandemic has really dealt with a lot of household. Hardly can you see someone without a story to tell about the negative effect of the coronavirus, but one thing is certain, and that is, things will no longer be the same again, at least for now.

Let me show you how much can constantly get food and cash in this economic wahala.

Chat me up on zero 8 zero 5 six 8 six 8 five 8 nine.

Thanks.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (2- 1) On 25th June 2020 by Urchmandee(m): 12:24am On Jun 26, 2020
Blues for Lampard!
BusinessRe: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Urchmandee(m): 12:18am On Jun 26, 2020
This is quite interesting. You explained it very well.
CrimeRe: Harry Odiakaose: I Was Arrested By IGP X-squad, Who Demanded N10m by Urchmandee(m): 11:20pm On Mar 21, 2020
Esseite:
It's because you failed the simple question: may we know you?..

You being in Poland for 13years is not an answer, a better answer could have been:

Good afternoon officers, My name is harry, from delta state, I am a business man who majorly deals in Autoparts equipments and components, currently reside in Poland and on a vacation to visit my family in Nigeria. Here is my ID card and work documents aswell just to clear all doubts, here is my contact card and car documents also, I think they are all valid...

We understand the nature of the job you do, please stay safe while at it...

There is nothing manner of approach cannot solve.
The truth is that you have not encountered this people we are talking about.
If you meet them, you and your manner of approach will understand better.
They approached me one day I was stopped at a place called Okpara Square in Enugu. I was discussing with my girlfriend in my car and they saw us and parked, came to me and demand to know me, I introduced myself, told them where I work and my girlfriend did the same. They asked me who owns the car I am driving, I told them it's my official car and they looked the papers, it bears the name of my company. The next thing they did was, one of them entered my vehicle and said I should drive to their office. Then while on the way, he started telling me that Governor said no body should Park along Okpara Square and I countered him. He told me that ignorance is not an excuse in the Court of law.
After much argument and now very close to their office, he demanded that I pay N50k and I was mad. I questioned him on why I should pay such an amount, then he practical told me that he can incriminate me and my friend if I don't cooperate.
I stood my ground and started making call, they cease my phone.
One of them came from their office to enquire what was going on, they told him they caught us at a very bad spot and that I was with another man's wife, that they will call my wife to come to the station and see me with another man's wife. That one told them they should allow us that they don't have a genuine case against us.
They now said I should pay N10K and go. I insisted, they reduced it to N5k...Las Las I paid N5k after they followed me to ATM because it was already 12mid night by that time.
So my brother, you don't know Sars
HealthRe: Coronavirus: How The Suspected Patient In Enugu ‘Died’ — Igbere TV by Urchmandee(m): 9:09pm On Mar 18, 2020
This is purely a cooked up story, look at even the pictures above...what facility is that? Looks like repainted old Railway quarters. Let's see the inside of the building and the facilities in place. Na so una go dey politicise everything, even when the fabricator of this story will be testing positive, he will even tell you that Covid 19 is not in Enugu. Make una keep deceiving unaselves
FamilyRe: How I Got Married With Just N28,900 (my True Life Testimony) by Urchmandee(m): 4:53pm On Jan 12, 2020
elektra:
I also don’t want a wedding reception.
I want to go to registry and go for my honey moon.

I have noticed that weddings are only enjoyed by the visitors. The couples families always end up stressing and fighting. I’ve not heard of any wedding that family members did not fight or were unhappy about something. Somebody must complain about something!
I am unwilling to spend obscene amounts of money entertaining and feeding a bunch of people, while the people most important to me are more stressed than happy.
I like that... please can I have your contact cos I'm looking for a wife like you.
PoliticsRe: Who Is The Worst Governor In Nigeria? by Urchmandee(m): 9:59pm On Sep 29, 2019
Validated:
OP how did you come to your seemingly myopic conclusion that Ikpeazu is the worst governor? What were your criteria? I would have expected you to support your point with empirical evidence or analysis. Not hearsay!
I do not think you are from Abia State because if you are really from Abia you will know that Ikpeazu is Really the worst Governor. No good road, no salary (go to ASCETA) they havent received any salary for more than 12months. Go to Osisioma junction at Aba, he is constructing just one Flyover for over 4year now.

I was trying to attend a burial at Ikot ekpene road Ogbor Hill Aba, I couldn't drive to the address because the road was completely cut off, as a matter of fact, the Governor's village home could be like 20 or 30mins drive from there. Go to some places at Aba-owerri road, even go to Umuahia the capital of the state. How can a state government rent an apartment for government house.
God shall surely smile on Abia State one day, and give her governor more like the Peter Obis, the Surlivan Chimes, and the Dave Umahis.
RomanceRe: Rants Of A Single Lady Part 3 by Urchmandee(m): 4:45pm On Sep 26, 2019
Duggedised12:
poor ladies, I feel for them embarassed embarassed ,it must have been people like you who make up the crop of people around them, mean, evil, calous with words and uncouth, but guess what , I am duggedised, I sure have seen worse monsters than you, so dont bet on it.If for anything, I wont give you that satisfaction so you can jerk off on bro. Peace! grin cheesy grin cheesy.

And yes ,I am allowed to rant ,its my rant ,I hope your life is perfect ,so crawl back to it ,and let me rant in peace tongue
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Like your spirit babe. You man will soon find you.
RomanceRe: Man Kisses His Fiancée's Chest In Pre-Wedding Photos by Urchmandee(m): 11:14pm On Sep 17, 2019
Abalado:
I wonder how some mumu guys act... After when many men has Bleep the hell out of her, now u want to put empty basket at home as wife and ure happy,, instead to do ur wedding jeje and the local man should enter his house jeje... Or is she a virgin? If u see what this ladies does for money, I swear u no go marry again
Ladies does...? Bro 'Ladies' is plural therefore, should go with a plural verb. The correct sentence is... Ladies do... Lady does, Ladies do. Thank me if you want to .
Music/RadioRe: Ayo Orowale, Broadcaster Is Dead (Photo) by Urchmandee(m): 2:34pm On Jul 21, 2019
[b][/b] Jesus! Ayo dead? Cha! I am heart broken! A man with the best radio � voice ever. Very eloquent and brilliant. We will miss you. Political voices is always interesting when you anchor it. Rest in peace Mr Ayo. May God console your family. � �
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Whatsapp Group For Professional, Mobile Photographers And Graphic Designers by Urchmandee(m): 10:04pm On Jun 04, 2019
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PoliticsRe: Bill Reducing Cost Of Burial In Anambra Passed By House Of Assembly by Urchmandee(m): 4:29pm On Apr 10, 2019
anyimontana:
Reducing cost of trad wedding list and bride prize for make more sense..
Better sense my dear.[color=#000099][/color]
Christianity EtcRe: Father Mbaka Escapes Assassination, Shot At By Gunmen - Adoration Ministry by Urchmandee(m): 11:44am On Dec 09, 2018
We should be careful how we meddle into issues concerning men of God. Allow God to judge them. God is not joking when he said "touch not my anointed..." whether physically, spiritually, verbally or otherwise, God has a standard. Ask David why he didn't attack or kill Saul even when Saul was after him...if you know you know.
CelebritiesRe: Binta Diallo And Wizkid's Agreement On Paternity Custody Signed By Their Lawyers by Urchmandee(m): 12:07am On Sep 11, 2018
$2000? O boy! this is about N720k plus in Naira. This baby Mama don open company. Make she come back to Nija make the money make plenty sense for her.
CareerRe: Is This True About People Working In Lagos? by Urchmandee(m): 4:36pm On Aug 11, 2018
internationalman:
Does it mean your work can never be close to your house?

what about those that really come home, like those working in a hotel.

Do the Danfo drivers also use all their salaries for transport fare?

rubbish post
He said majority, he didn't say everybody working in Lagos...
FashionRe: Lady Orders For High Heels Online, But See What She Got Instead (photos) by Urchmandee(m): 6:31pm On Jul 17, 2018
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Dottore:
During last year's Jumia's Black Friday I ordered for a split unit Haier Thermocool 1.5hpAC. They sent a 1hpAC with a sticker labeled 1.5hp.
Unfortunately for them I already have a 1.5hp AC so the size of the cartons are noticeably not the same and I checked the model number on the manufacturers website and it read 1hp so I sent a well worded mail to Jumia and threatened to pursue the matter with a legal suit.
The guy that delivered it came and carried their AC and I got refunded within 3days.

I ordered for laptop battery for my nephew 8500mah was advertised but they delivered 5100mah. We didn't discover on time I could have followed the same procedure with the AC. A friend ordered a seemingly fine suit for his wedding from them but believe me when u see the suit u can't use it elsewhere other than your front yard.
Too many complaints in the collection Centre made them stop "Pay on Delivery" then because people refused to pay when inferior item different from what they saw online were shipped to them.
Too many scam online especially on Jumia.com and konga
As far as jumia is concerned, They dont play with fake items. i want people to note that Jumia is not the seller of those items. People advertise on their site and once order is placed, they go get it for you and they have conditions that once your expectation is not genuinely met, they will return your money without wasting time. in the case above, believe me, its a clear case of greediness. let me explain, she didnt tell us how much she paid for the high hills, you would have discovered what i meant when i say 'greediness' you will surprise that she paid an amount that a right thinking person would know that cant buy the high hills. I will give an example, someone saw a sewing machine on Jumia at N5k with thoroughly going tru the details to discover that the sewing machine is a toy that sings but was design to be sewing machine, he paid N5k and was expecting a sewing machine that he will put in his shop for sewing. now ask yourself, how possible is it to get a new sewing machine for N5,000 in this present economic condition. tomorrow you will see him post 'i ordered for a sewing machine and i was giving a toy' people are buying their things online and whether we like it or like it, things must be sold online
InvestmentRe: Pls, Can Anyone Educate Me On Treasury Bills? by Urchmandee(m): 9:11am On Jul 01, 2018
[i]Please Do you know or what is the minimum amount one can invest in T.bill? Thanks.
SportsRe: State Government Donates Buses To Enugu Rangers International Football Club by Urchmandee(m): 9:45am On Apr 27, 2018
AzizG550:
Abeg leave that rubbish wey innoson dey couple.he's vehicles are scam. He will go to China and make the parts and come here and couple them and he will tell us that he manufactures cars. Has he ever shown you where he makes the car engine or or axle or shaft and other important and delicate parts? He can only show you where he welds the body parts and where the cars are being joined together that's not manufacturing that's assembly.
I don't get it. Even if he buys the cars from China and comes here to sell it, it there anything wrong in patronizing your brother. If innoson pack up today, do you know how many people that will be out of job? Why are we so myopic, short-sighted, clueless, and full of hatred to people who are struggling to make our country better. Even the Bible told us not to neglect the days of our little beginning. If you are educated and can't reason above ethnical sentiments, my dear, na waste of money and years in school. Let's see beyond our nose.
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Urchmandee(m): 9:42pm On Apr 11, 2018
Cum? How do you feel when she's not satisfied
BusinessRe: List Of Major Recharge Card Dealers by Urchmandee(m): 11:51pm On Jan 03, 2018
Where is your location?? Cos am only very aware of Enugu market...that's my base...
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[b]#042....its not just a dial code...it's a way of life...
Please @Skanas I dey Enugu, where can I meet you so that you help a brother out. Thanks
PoliticsRe: Inside The Olusegun Obasanjo Presidential Library Complex. Pics. by Urchmandee(m): 8:02am On Dec 27, 2017
OBJ best fits a president despite all. He's a unifying factor. He's not tribalistic.
TravelRe: Bus Crushes Girl's Leg In Enugu Accident (Graphic Photos) by Urchmandee(m): 7:45am On Dec 27, 2017
Oh God, grant her miraculously healing on that her leg. This girl will be in terrible pain. Chai !

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