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MizMyColi:
Thanks

please don't go committing crimes in the name of holy spirit, try and keep it at the gibberish level.

MizMyColi:
The brand of weed you've been smoking is obviously compromised.

Try


Elephant grass and cheap skunk

noted.

this is the evidence of the holy spirit who resides in your very self. pathetic

MizMyColi:
So you think Atheists are cold, and theists, Haaawwwt.
Lolest.
Have you met xcapist and his likes in real life, outside NL?
You should sometime.
Lolest.
Like I asserted earlier.
Jesus is who I am. For it is no longer me that lives, but him that lives in me (see I just quoted the bible).
I want to be courageously human, a powerful expression of love, acceptance, peace, beauty, goodness, freedom and compassion in this world, and live without separation from myself, God, others and life… as I see Jesus did.
The holyspirit is one with me. He is the life giving force. He is not a force that is out there. He lives within, within me. Yet he mnifests without. I believe he is present in all men.
He prays through me.
I rarely pray in english these days.
[b] Sometimes, when I wanna pray, It's just like a force takes control of my tongue and I speak gibberish/strange language even when I'd set out to pray in English. Christians call it speaking in tongues.
[/b]I don't blame him though, I actually yielded all of my being to him/it. before I started replying comments on this thread, I consciously asked him to help me. Left for me, I would have been really bitter at some of the comments I've seen here, especially that of Kay17, but all I feel like doing, all I want to do is give him grace.
Your question answered?

when you start talking gibberish know that the ogogoro in your system has contaminated/surpass that of the spirit you claimed holy.

the holy spirit now embarrasses you... make you mad,... and talk rubbish, arrant nonsense.......

INSANE Delusion

0p is a confuse ex-Christian slave who want to substitute God for some vague forces which she calls spirit, you are venting your anger for God by laying ambush for Christians

divinity my foot.

op should meet highpriest, pagannaija, and oduduwaboy for proper recruitment and initiation.

BigBashiru:
I am calling on all nairaland believers to pray for the following points; if you dont pray, you will live to regret it!

1.) That the FGN should decide after the first 13million Mastercard linked IDs, to just make us national ID cards only; we do not want the multi-purpose card of the anti-christ for the next 10 years.
2.) We do not want bank verification numbers and finger print authorization for transactions; already from mar 2015, for transactions valued at 100m without BVN you will not be able to transact; let us ask God for the frustration of this plan. We are happy with just NUBAN. FGN can have finger prints no problem; but not the one that we cant buy or sell without BVN.
3.) If prayer points 1 and 2 cannot be answered, that the rapture should happen quickly!

why should we ask God to frustrate a good security measure that will eliminate corruption, in fact a hundred million is way too much for bank verification number, we should make it ten million if we must eliminate corruption, fraud, embezzlement and all other social economic vices plaguing our country.
BVN is a welcome idea

italo:
Was is not St. Paul that said "oh foolish Galatians?" (Gal 3:1)

Do you have God in your heart more than him?

Your are terribly ignorant, yet will not shut up and learn.

defence counsel
just because I don't agree with the doctrine of eating imaginary flesh and blood that is why you are posting your own foolishness.

we have been through this before, na today?

sinto5:
Am so confused about somth, what is law? and what is culture? cos in Christianity we've Marge this whole thing together, I might not be forward in my question but I know u guys should have got what I mean, please I need some explanation....

Christianity is totally different from law and custom, cause the bible is its standard, a custom could change or be expunged for being repugnant just as laws are repealed but the bible remain constant.

there is however a meeting point between the 3 and that has to do with morality, some moral norms in the bible are preserve in our laws though there is sanction by the state for breeching them, eg. thou shall not kill, the state law on killing supersede that of culture and religion.

vest:
I Wil Nt Gv U Any Bible Verse

Rather I Wil Folow The Advics Of A Saint "do Nt Give The Scripture To A Fool If Nt It Wil/Might Lead Even To His Own Distrution"

So Take My Advics Sarch In Google"the Eucharist Miracle"

where is the God in your heart when you follow saint who insults and call people fools, beside you are incapable of giving any person the scripture, God has already poured His words in our heart, the scripture is actually meant for fools like you who farms there.

I reject your foolish advice,
present a good argument and we can start from there

vest:
Apart From The Nices Advics Babestell Gave Let Me Add My 2cent

Firstly Faith Is A Supernatural Gife From God Dat Enable Us To Blive Witout Doubting What Ever God Has Reveal,so U Nid To Pray Ask God To Giv U The Grace Of Faith Nd Faith Comes By Hearing U Also Nid To Discus It With A Riligious e.g Priest,sisters Etc Nd B Open Minded Too.
Secondly It Is Nt A Magic At All,the Bread Nd Wine Turns To The Body & Blood Of Christ I My Self Ve Encountered Chirst Personaly In The Eucharist So It Is Nt A Magic. It Is Nt A Magic Dat God Turn A Staff To Snake It Is Nt A Magic Dat God Turn Water To Wine So It Is Nt A Magic My Dear.
Thirdly God Is Powerful Nd Can Do Al Things..

U Can Also Check The Miracles Of The Eucharist Up By Googling Its

why google?
why not Bible?

davien:
urheme i'm loving the heretic side of you

heresy you say...
what part of our lord's body have you been eating lately?



the liver ba?

freeradical:
The holy eucharist as you know is the paschal mystery. It is the one miracle that happens everytime @ mass when the words of consecration are pronounced. If you do not believe in it there is no point receiving it because you will only receive condemnation to yourself. You don't have to understand the mysteries of the kingdom of God for you to believe. That is what Faith is. For those that study the word of God and the knowledge of it brings them to understand it makes their faith even stronger. Christ @ d last supper didn't say this is like my body when he broke bread and gave to his disciples. He said this is my body. Take and eat because it has been given up for you. You can see here that if you do not accept that the bread is the body of christ then it follows that you reject that Christ's sacrifice for you on the cross(which is what he meant by saying the body is given up for us). Everything about the catholic faith centres around the holy eucharist. That's why I said it is the paschal mystery. Everything from the holy mass to the sacraments to the creed leads up to this. That is why as a catholic if you are not receiving holy communion u are @ danger of losing your soul. You cannot receive this eucharist if you are in sin. You need to be in a state of grace and believe in its power to save your soul b4 u can receive it. Anything short of this you would be receiving condemnation on yourself.

Personally my unshaking faith in the catholic doctrine is because of the prescence of the eucharist. No other xtian denomination is that blessed to have this blessed sacrament. Yes, others may have variants which isn't the same as the real thing. So you better wake up and understand what the church teaches before your ignorance will cost you your own salvation. Abi you wan argue with Christ himself? God bless you as you see the truth in this post.

your truth kpa kpa na imaginary one

SALVATION where at thou?
some people want to eat their way into heaven.

freeradical:
Na Jesus talk am ooo no be the Catholic church...."If you do not eat my flesh and drink my blood you have no life in you for my flesh is real food and my blood is real drink. Your ancestors ate manner in the desert yet they died but if you eat my flesh and drink my body you will have life everlasting". Even the pharisees wanted to lynch Jesus after he said this. You are supposed to be a xtian and believe not a pharisee that doubts.

holy communion is not a criteria for everlasting life, Jesus no ever talk so, dem lie for im head.
these deluded brain fagged wannabe cannibals and barbarians preserved this barbaric practices in the name of worship and holiness in order to make the roman citizens governable and newage preachers just follow stupidity.

I will be following this thread,
someone sound very genuine here

ptase:
we should not be bothered with such questions like this.

why?

Keluong:
As for me, I am born catholic, baptized with first holy communion and confirmed. But still, I cant get to believe how that bread and wine becomes body and blood. The thing about all these magic and mysterious beliefs i that it just has to fit into your fantacy realm otherwise there will be doubts. Especially with the case of catholic transubstantiation. I am having a hard time comprehending and believing what was previously bread and is still apparently bread becomes body of someone, who is dead or a spirit or immaterial. The magic is not even appealing cos the priests only says a few confusin words which in which you re not sure whether it should be taken literarily a directly talking to us or they are simply restating what Jesus told the desciples. Its so confusing and very doubtful.
The second is when I am being told to say one hail mary for someone who is maybe ill or people in disaster. I am like confused that is it when I say the words, that the prayer gets redirected and spiritually rephrased to me to mean mary help those people?
Really confusing. I know many others here have those doubts, so lets share them

my dear, we are in the same shoe except that my is not a doubt but it rather conflict with my spirit

I cannot eat human flesh and blood and I cannot imagine eating it (is barbaric, disgusting and very offensive) to programme the human brain to think like this is detrimental to the brain, it may likely pose a mental imbalance in some persons.

eating bread and drinking wine is not and will never be regarded as flesh and blood because it is not, be it imaginary, spiritual or otherwise, Jesus in his Devine nature can never ask anybody to eat human flesh, that part of the Bible is off point.

we are not cannibals or are we?

any religion that indoctrinates people to eat human flesh and drink blood even in imaginary term in this modern age must be ban, it imbibes the idea of human sacrifice in the heart of their followers. the tendency of killing a real human for communion is eminent, after all not all communion practitioners are sane.

herald9:
Lolz

The most funniest thing bout our Nigerian pastors is they don't even believe in their prophecy...

The end has always been near yet they keep building mansions and buying private jets...

good observation.

Martian:
Why don't you stand on a stool,put a noose around your neck and kick. Since space genie didn't show up to take you to paradise, you need to take the initiative and do your best to get there asap.

this joker is irritated,
you have absolutely nothing to say.

plaetton: Again, your problem is that you are a product of a system that expects you to believe this or believe that.
You still do not understand what science is all about. It is not a belief system where you choose to believe or choose not to believe. The world moves on.
For example, whether you believe in PlancK's equations and theory of cosmological constants or not, men like yourself are building rockets and traveling to space based on those theories, whereas, someone like you is waiting to be magically raptured into the same space.

If you approach evolution from the irrational position of religious faith, I don't see how you could ever understand it. It has withstood 150 years of rigorous testing and scrutiny. It has blindly and successfully predicted many outcomes in modern biology and genetics.

So, in this case, your ignorance is fine with the universe.

I am not arguing base on a belief system, am only criticising one aspect of their scientific theories..... Evolution is not credible at all, i don't want to use the word inconclusive.. It is a big fallacy.
Apart from evolution, all other aspect of science i may concur with.

macof: I think with the bold it's best you are left to your idiocy and ignorance
You know absolutely nothing about evolution yet you call it crazy and bogus...talk about irony

Macof.... You are full of shit, enter your shrine make you kala ur mamu.

plaetton: First sir,
Go to school, go to a bookstore, or spend some time at a library.
Get educated on something before you argue against it.
And, it is not anyone's responsibility to educate you on any issue.
You cannot thrust yourself into an argument, and the ask that your opponent educate you on what you are supposedly arguing against. That is silly.

There are tons and tons of material on the A-Z ofevolution for any sincere student.

It is not my job to clear any doubts you have. I have no stakes and no interests on whether you remain ignorant or not.

In as much as i believe in science i still submit that evolution is a bogus theory, its proponents are either wrong or crazy.

One man's ingnorance can affect the whole world, we are still evolving if i can remember, and with this practical experience, you are still refering me books when i should be seeing snakes turn in to lions.

You lie!!!!

macof: Whats your answer? Has Yahweh failed in his promise??
The promise Yahweh made to Abraham in
Genesis 15:18-21
Yahweh made a covenant with Abram,..I
will give thy seed this land from the rivers
of Egypt unto the Great river of
Euphrates, covering all the lands of the Canaanites"
This land covers from mt. Sinai in
Egypt to Syria
Pls what happened to Yahweh that he has
only succeeded in giving Hebrews less than
30% of the land he promised??
Why are Hebrews not owners of Jordan, Palestine, Lebanon, Syria

Abeg op, na who yahweh come assign nigeria to, make i know were i stand.

plaetton: This is the general problem with you guys..
How can you say you want to have a discussion on a scientific subject matter , and the first you do is to introduce magic, superstition and myth into it.
When you do that, how exactly do you expect us to react than to mock you?

"A directed process must have director" is a silly proposition that does not belong anywhere close to a scientific argument.

With all due respect sir, your scientific theory is more complicated than magic, religious superstition and mythology as you assumed,

If we are to agree that we all evolved then you must be able to articulate with accuracy....and in series.. Which organisms first and which is last for now.
There is another one that baffles me, after man what else are we expecting to evolve?.

Sir, pls clear my doubt.

Kay17: Another fault with Islam and Christianity is that it does not give the individual the initiative to direct his spiritual life, to decide for himself, rather he has to constantly adhere to instructions from the bible or quran without sufficient understanding.

For example why do we do good for God?

This is the very fact,
Any book which justifies killings at all is an afront to justice and humanity, be it holy books or legal books, and just like all other books, the so call holy books should be subject to criticism and review.
If you ask me i will say they have woefuly failed the repugnancy test

frank317: if you are reasonable and capable of doubting evolution, i wonder why you find the bible story plausible. talking donkey, God getting angry (or feeling threatened) because people are building a tower, talking snake, pregnant virgin.

the evolution theory could be wrong, that's why its a theory, its really okay if you doubt it. but what i find ridiculous is that you think i will be punished or burnt in hell after life for not believing a snake talked to Eve. WTF

There is no afterlife.

We will roast u at the back of the church with firewood for talking rubbish.
You will make a good meal for our harvest communion

FringeWizard: Secularism is a cancer which is the direct product of Christianity which is a weak slave religion that encourages stupidity like turning the other cheek, equality, democrashitty, etc. The vast majority of Christians are slaves to the demiurge and the secular people are as well.

We should get rid of equality, get rid of voting and have a monarch (king) instead, and purge the cancers of secularism and Christianity.

We still have monarchs in our society today but are they relevant?

Stupidity like turning the other cheek actually make the masses governable moreover there was never equality as the law posit

Christianity has been politicise in our country and is still a great tool for keeping rebellion at abeyance.

So in a country like ours an atheist is a rebel and a threat to the politician

AlfaSeltzer: Which section would you rather we be at?

Joke section

Apatheist: I'll speak for myself:
I do not believe in any religious god-- be it Allah, Yahweh, Vishnu, etc.
There may or may not be a creator-- or creators-- we cannot categorically say.
I am agnostic to the idea of a creator, but atheist to the religious creators (gods).

Confuse child

Always taking the escape route,
Take a firm stand so we can slaughter you if we have to

MissMeiya: Oh shut it. Just because I don't believe in witches and sleep demons doesn't make me an atheist. I'm a scientist, alrite?

Monkies claiming scientist on this thread,


I just saw your relative in a cage in abuja zoo. He is evolving pretty well.

macof: Isn't all paganic spirituality naturalistic??

Pagans believe in deities of all kind,
Their gods have names and they have objects of worhip,

They can't be called naturalist

Good one OP,

logicboy01: Why do atheists have ironic s.ex?
Because they usually scream "Oh my God" during orga.sms

Crazy oh!!!

This one no be joke oh, na true talk

dhammyg: OP YES
E.G ME

What do u belief in?
Science?

macof: My God is a personification, a concept that explains the aspects of our existence.
So in reality my God doesn't exist the way it appears in tales, it's name is not it's identity, it's nature is.

Will i be correct to say "you are a naturalist" ?