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Religion / Re: Man Sent Out Of Palm Sunday Mass In Delta State by urheme: 8:48pm On Apr 14, 2019
peterveo:
How A Young Man Was Sent Out Of Palm Sunday Mass

I was in church this morning for Palm Sunday mass(somewhere in Delta state). A young man walked into the church, he wanted to sit behind(where he finds comfortable). The wardens insisted he moved to the front, at his refusal they reported him to the priest who publicly disgraced this young man and asked him to leave the church before he starts the mass. Sadly the young man left.

Now you can imagine what this act must have done to this young man's perception of the church and God. What if he decides never to go to church again
I'm feeling really bad about this.


Lies from the pit of hell.
And this made front page undecided undecided
Religion / Re: Atheists/theists: Is Morality Subjective Or Objective? by urheme: 3:46pm On Jul 09, 2018
johnydon22:
What makes them positive? Subjectivity would have some say it's negative.

Society then enforces morality. Good. So if there are no societies, nothing can really be said to be bad or good.

Yes?

Morality is positive if effect is given to it by an enactment.

On the second note I agree with you, society spell out what is morally acceptable not individuals, morality must strike at the collective conscience of the people.

Johnydon22 is bin a while.
Religion / Re: Can One Really Purchase The Holyspirit By His Own Effort? by urheme: 9:44pm On Jul 07, 2018
estheragha:
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definitely a spirit called OGOGORO.
Religion / Re: Atheists/theists: Is Morality Subjective Or Objective? by urheme: 9:37pm On Jul 07, 2018
johnydon22:


Ok



Why do you think morality is subjective?



Doesn't subjectivity make morality arbitrary?


There are positive morality that are generally termed objective but however acceptability of moral norms is limited to a territorial jurisdiction.

There are legislated morality in some jurisdictions which may not be acceptable in another jurisdiction. peoples established customs and traditions made morality a subjective term.
Religion / Re: Demons, Principalities And Powers. Who are They? by urheme: 11:16am On Oct 25, 2017
Originakalokalo:



The prince of Persia was a demon in charge of Persian rule.

It was a rule against the children of Israel.

And the Demon.wanted it to stay that way.

Michael the arch angel had to step in and address the issue.


It baffles me how a demon manage to capture an Angel of the most High God.

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Religion / Re: Demons, Principalities And Powers. Who are They? by urheme: 11:13am On Oct 25, 2017
Originakalokalo:


The same Anoiting that is needed to Heal Common Cold,


Is needed to cast out Demons.



Why did Jesus say this one need prayer and fasting

Good thread though.

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Religion / Re: Demons, Principalities And Powers. Who are They? by urheme: 11:00am On Oct 25, 2017
Originakalokalo:
By the grace of God, I will quickly expose us to

This topic and show us how to work out our Deliverance.


Content.(This content will be summarised)

1. Demons and Principalities

2. Their works/ Evidence

3. Help From Jesus.

4. What to do to be free.


FOLLOWING cheesy
Religion / Re: Atheist Logic Be Like... by urheme: 10:57am On Oct 25, 2017
hopefulLandlord:

even if I'm being charitable enough to accept your premise, all you've said so far is that I'm proof of a creator at best; that is no proof of Yahweh, I asked specifically for Yahweh's proof not some obscure wordgames


Sorry oh.....You are my only proof.....no game
Religion / Re: Atheist Logic Be Like... by urheme: 10:50am On Oct 25, 2017
hopefulLandlord:



how am I proof of Yahweh?


Because you exist....and still existing.
Religion / Re: Atheist Logic Be Like... by urheme: 10:47am On Oct 25, 2017
hopefulLandlord:


can you give me one single credible evidence for the existence of Yahweh?





YES,







YOU.
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Religion / Re: Dear,yahweh And Allah,why Am I Declining In Faith? by urheme: 10:45am On Oct 25, 2017
KanuIsCursed:
Dear Yahweh\Allah,why did you refuse to show your face and clear me of this confusion? I really want to serve you,but you make it hard for me by refusing to show your face,and show me the way to eternity, I've tried so many way all to no avail,bible is full of poo,same with Quran, how will I know the right way,when you keep misleading us?hope you won't punish me if at end the end of the day I end up serving you in wrong way?


Just be a good man.

Love your neighbors as your self.

Go about doing good.

Remove your body from bad things, especially sexual immoralities and aphrodisiacs

Be truthful.

You are good to go.............. believe me you will hear from the one true God .
Religion / Re: Atheist Logic Be Like... by urheme: 10:35am On Oct 25, 2017
hopefulLandlord:


yes I do exist, something your Yahweh never has and never will, your god only exist on the pages of folklores and in fictional universe just like Batman, Superman etc



Don't worry....soon you will stop existing...... and it can be argued that you never existed even in the face of credible evidence.

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Religion / Re: The "Deaf" Theists. by urheme: 4:46pm On Oct 24, 2017
KingEbukasBlog:


We have atheists here who have converted to Christianity Eg theSixthSense , urheme , sylvalord and so many others , and some of their stories have made front page , are you denying this ? shocked shocked


https://www.nairaland.com/3457983/atheist-encountered-powers-dunamis-there

https://www.nairaland.com/3280224/finally-found-him


Preparing for my next thread.....Visions and Revelations.
Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo's Private Jet In Benin (Photos) by urheme: 11:43am On Aug 23, 2017
cristianisraeli:
I HAVE A CONFESSION

I HATE LISTENING TO NIGERIAN PASTORS PREACH

I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY ARE SAYING

I COULD SEE THRU THEIR LIES AND DECEIT

I LISTEN TO AN AMERICAN PASTOR..HIS WORDS FLOWS LIKE A SEE THRU RIVER

NIGERIAN PASTOR IS ABOUT NOISE MAKING AND SHOUTING

THIS AMERICAN PASTOR IS RICH..BUT NO PRIVATE JET AND NO HE IS A WHITE PASTOR

I DO NOT LISTEN TO BLACK AMERICAN PASTORS,ME THING NOISE,LIE AND DECEIT...I GUESS ITS A BLACK THINGY AND YES AM A BLACKMAN

I CANT STAND LISTENING TO NIGERIAN PASTORS..I SWEAR

THATS MY CONFESSION..FEEL FREE TO THROW STONES..BUT DONT GO FAR because I WILL THROW ONE BACK ON UR HEADDDD!!!!!

Where you dey

I want to meet you.

I am an atheist convert that was hit by the power of God......i have the same challenges with the churches in Nigeria... i can't even read their books... repetition and .....they are expensive...the gospel they preach and sell in their CDs is more expensive than blue film and Patient uzokwor home video.

God is looking for the one Man who can set the record straight.....can any pastor ever live like Christ even if it is only for one month
Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo's Private Jet In Benin (Photos) by urheme: 11:32am On Aug 23, 2017
MadCow1:


Do you make this and excuse for the "ritualists" being caught? Or is this Devine immunity reserved only for Pastors.



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You dey think sha...good question tho
Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo's Private Jet In Benin (Photos) by urheme: 11:29am On Aug 23, 2017
rozayx5:



Lol


That is
Someone whose handshake changed my brother


Off course God can pass through any vessel to remove limitation from your brother's life....God used Jonah a fugitive and a disobedient servant to rescue a whole town......Good or Bad people....God uses them all
Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo's Private Jet In Benin (Photos) by urheme: 11:25am On Aug 23, 2017
MadCow1:
If this Man is going to Heaven, I will rather be in hell with the Devil.


This can't be what Christ died for. Nope!!



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Don't you wonder why we blame atheist for their unbelief.
Things like this kept me in atheism for years....but i thank God for Jesus....He set the standard.

and men upgraded it. na waoh.
Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo's Private Jet In Benin (Photos) by urheme: 11:19am On Aug 23, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

I can comment freely on Apostle Johnson Suleman and Biodun Fatoyinbo without any reservation or inhibition.

But that my grace no carry me reach where Bishop Oyedepo dey ooo.
Before my device go catch fire tongue

God has blessed this man beyond measures.

"Beyond Measure" yet poor people cannot afford to train their kids in his school.

Christ had no private jet but fed thousands of people without collecting tithe and offerings.

Thank God for govt schools......if education was left in the hands of missionary of this like....a lot of us wouldn't have gone to primary school at all.
Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo's Private Jet In Benin (Photos) by urheme: 11:12am On Aug 23, 2017
emmanwandud:
You created a thread 2 despise a man of God

No body is a man of God until God tells you so.........learn to hear from God before you conclude
Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo's Private Jet In Benin (Photos) by urheme: 11:10am On Aug 23, 2017
cristianisraeli:
BIG THIEF!!!!..

if u are a follow follow brainwashed dummy..do not quote me..i warn u.....say ur own and move on

I DONT WORSHIP PASTORS

I WORSHIP THE OWNER OF THE UNIVERSE

U ARE PROBABLY SOMEWHERE WITHOUT MONEY TO BUY SOAP..LOL


I feel Your Pains too.

This is just a display of stupidity not even wealth.

May God forgive the pastors of this generation.
Religion / Re: "My Wife's Leg Is Decaying Because Of Witch Fire" - Man Cries For Help (Graphic) by urheme: 11:06am On Aug 23, 2017
emmanikewon:


The man must either sick or needs to replace **Bu**ri in London!


you are right....

May buhari fall on him. cry
Religion / Re: "My Wife's Leg Is Decaying Because Of Witch Fire" - Man Cries For Help (Graphic) by urheme: 10:58am On Aug 23, 2017
KunkAcid:
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If not for the toes, that leg looks like roasted bush meat.

Tiv women are insatiable and very renouned for cheating.

That rotten leg is the wages of her adulterous lifestyle. The naiive husband is there calling for help, when he should be drinking mugs of palm wine in celebration of his soon to be widower status.

He should start looking out for his neighbour's daughter from Gboko as replacement.






you are a horrible person....... embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed

you actually made me sick embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed ....tu..fia

You no be person.
Religion / Re: When I Say The Church Is A Criminal Organization by urheme: 1:40pm On Aug 15, 2017
STUPUDTHEISTS:


Hahahaha. So the Bible is no longer inspired by god? cheesy


Man's inspiration comes from God, be it in writing or in making.
Religion / Re: About The Idea Of Heaven And Eternal Bliss by urheme: 6:50pm On Aug 10, 2017
Martinez19:
My point is what you wrote is hypocritical and ignorant crap. It is either you take the bible as it is or you don't take it at all. Hypocrisy puts one in the middle.

THANK YOU.

JESUS CHRIST REFUSED TO BE CHOCKED WITH THOSE BOOKS.
Religion / Re: When I Say The Church Is A Criminal Organization by urheme: 4:46pm On Aug 10, 2017
STUPUDTHEISTS:


NONSENSE!

Honor the LORD with your wealth and with the first of all your crops.
Proverbs 3:9 CEB


Why's your god fixated on people's wealth and first crop? For fu'ckk sake we're talking about a supposed omnipotent god.

This verse proves your god is a terribly done primitive fiction grin



loooooo.....men wrote that......God does not write.
Religion / Re: About The Idea Of Heaven And Eternal Bliss by urheme: 9:11pm On Aug 09, 2017
Martinez19:
What is this one saying? Heaven and hell are realities to christians. To escape hell and to make heaven is a quest for christians so as obeying other parts of the bible. Christianity, whether you like it or not, is a religion. If you doubt it, then you need a good dictionary. Johnydon22 is not used by God and I don't think he would want to.

So your point is
Religion / Re: When I Say The Church Is A Criminal Organization by urheme: 8:33pm On Aug 09, 2017
akintom:


Yahweh did what?........ Kikikikikikiki...... Receive help from FSM now.


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I RECEIVE
Religion / Re: About The Idea Of Heaven And Eternal Bliss by urheme: 8:30pm On Aug 09, 2017
johnydon22:
At a point here on nairaland i had a signature on which states; If a perfect God with the ability to create a perfect world exists and wants you to be in a perfect world, you would have been in a perfect world, there wouldn't be a need for such bizarre cruel test results determined by virtue of all knowledge

I would like you to mull over this and my proceeding points in this write-up, i aim to invoke deep thoughts about our beliefs and hopes.

In very many religions of the world there are concepts of paradise, heaven, valhalla. A supposedly perfect world of eternal bliss, sinless and without any atom of corruption where you may end up to live an infinite life of joy, happiness and plenty.


But there is a bizarre twist to this idea, this is where it gets strange.

"You must live and die first before it can be determined if you are qualified to gain this eternal bliss"

If we run our thoughts backwards in time, try to picture the state we were before birth then one can be exposed the bizarreness and cruelty of such unnecessary tests.

We didn't exist -

There were two choices before God, create these beings into a perfect world or create them into an imperfect world to test them over nothing.

If there is a perfect God with the ability to make a perfect world and this perfect God wants you to be in a perfect world, he would have pulled you directly from in-existence into this perfect world.

You didn't exist, so what exactly was the need for the test when you could be created exactly where God wills?

So if heaven is perfect at last, and everyone in heaven will turn out perfect then this means God is fully capable of creating a perfect world with perfect beings in it, which now begs the question "Why didn't God create that perfect world in the first place?"

Some persons that i know and talked about this issue with gave the answer that God initially created this world to be perfect but man's action ruined God's perfect plan.

It is amazing how the perfect plan of an all knowing and all powerful being can be thwarted by tiny man.

This answer calls into question the very purity of heaven, if man could ruin God's perfect world, what would change when man is now in heaven?

won't man also be able to ruin that too?

If you say that man cannot ruin heaven, the next question becomes - Why was man able to ruin this world but will be unable to ruin the next?

Take again as a second instance the story of Lucifer in Christian mythology, he was once an angel of God, one of Gods sons and was the bringer of light, a high ranked angel but became corrupt of his own essence, envied God's position and rebelled against God thus culminating to heavenly civil war that led to him being cast out of heaven alongside his followers.

Even heavenly beings in as this story goes are not immune to corruption, they are just as man still vulnerable to impurity and sin.

What will God do differently in paradise to avoid the whole saga repeating itself all over again and thus it keeps going?

cc. hahn, uyildredi, coolusername, plaetton, frank317


Hello johnydon22,

Not all Christians are concerned with the fantasy of a heaven or hell.....A Christian's goal should not be heaven but how to make a positive impact in this world where we find our selves......God has been projected into our mind in divers ways by the different sectors and denominations of religions.

After reading your post, i felt like crying because i sympathize with you....the burden in your Heart to break a circle that is intolerably wrong......The strong feelings in you to liberate your people from greed, foolishness and stupidity.....Your desire to see the religious crooks nailed for the gross deceit and robbery perpetuated on your people.......The anger that burns in your heart watching your people being deceived while they know they are being deceived and yet willing to be deceived........Hummm.

My Brother, God uses the imperfect things of this world to do wonders...God did not create any thing perfect.....Heaven or hell if there is cannot be perfect.......God is irreligious and His doctrine is love and love only.

With this kind of burden in your heart....You might just be the one liberator God is actually looking for to break the heavy burden of the toxic Called religion that the devil has use to yoke the people down for ages.

God is worshiped in the spirit.

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Religion / Re: When I Say The Church Is A Criminal Organization by urheme: 7:57pm On Aug 09, 2017
akintom:

Your God must be worst, when compared with other fraudster. You pay tax to government, but you have right to protest against government, if it fails to protect your life and property.

But Yahweh promised protection, provision, healing etc, if you serve it and give it your money. But Yahweh hasn't been found to keep iota of these promises.

I'm only assuming that Yahweh exists. Therefore, where your money goes to, must be protested against, when promises aren't kept[b][/b]



BLAST!!!!
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The Bold Sha


God does not need your money....
God is incapable of collecting your money......
everything God does is free, ....
God heals you for free...
God prospers you for free....
God destroys your enemies for free....
God is not a fraudster....it is men that defrauded you in the name of God
It is human beings that need your money.

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Religion / Re: When I Say The Church Is A Criminal Organization by urheme: 7:46pm On Aug 09, 2017
GodsMopol:



You simply drop it at the alter.

Its who your heart gave it to that matters.



So Your Bible told you that God receives material things in ALTERS
Religion / Re: Givers Embassy: Abuja Church Where Tithes And Offerings Are Not Allowed by urheme: 4:33pm On Aug 09, 2017
OP give us the address......that is where i want to worship grin grin grin

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Religion / Re: When I Say The Church Is A Criminal Organization by urheme: 4:24pm On Aug 09, 2017
GodsMopol:



Loooooooool, you mean to say we shouldn't give material things to God. We all know that when we give, we fulfill what was commanded of us, what happens to it thereafter shouldn't be anyone's concern. Whenever people give as the Bible commanded, they ought to see themselves giving to God.

How do you give God Physical Material things.

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