₦airaland Forum

Donaldoni:
BS!

Nigerians hardly ever depend on their salary - especially the low income salary earners.

The tips dishwashers get alone daily dwarfs their montly pay by far.

Dishwashers here do buy their own cars too.

A dishwater is a dishwasher whether in UK or Nigeria.

Dishwashers in nigeria do buy their own cars? Swear with all you have that you have seen a dishwasher in nigeria who has a personal car.Oga,no con dey cap for here like say na novice you dey word. I know you are trying so hard to denigrate the guy's hustle but give it up,it's not working.The Nigerian exchange rate has capitulate things for an average Nigerian so as long as someone is earning hourly based in some foreign currency,he is far above some people who we feel are doing some dignifying work here. The famous Sola sobowale once left her movie role to do cleaning, cooking and mopping of floors in UK.if the standard and pay were the same,why didn't she do it with a random IYA ALAMALA cafeteria in Lagos?

Donaldoni:
Believe it or not, a dishwasher abroad is not better than their counterpart here. That is the fact.
The only consolation those abroad have is that they can send money home to build a house after slaving HARD for donkey years.
When will they come and live in the house? Will they ever

@bolded

Drivers in my office live their own houses and have their own cars

Oga which kind dust be this naw, a dishwasher abroad and their counterpart here are the same, please what kind of joke is that, a dishwasher there is designated to wash dish alone but here, she will wash dish, serve customers, mob floors and still run some other odd errands for the boss and to crown it all will still be paid less than a minimum wage.A dishwasher abroad can afford to buy a car overthere with his/her savings in less than a year,what can an average dishwasher here save out of the pittance she is been paid.That guy is far better than alot of guys on a corporate job here,you can agree or disagree.

Hope this people are not trying to increase fuel price because I don't understand what this distorted stat is for.If they are conceiving the thought already,they had better abort it because it could be the last straw that breaks the Camel 🐪 back.

walefresh3:
The real drug lord is a man that cant tell the world the story of his father's death.. Go to agulu and ask about the real druggie....

Malaysia prison Dem full there
Dubai naa them
India naa Dem
America naa Dem
Angola naa Dem full there
All Asia countries Dem full ...

Abeg do your research because u come online to accuse wrong person because of hate...

If you know you have a good proof,why don't you post the story surrounding his father's death,and if there is an iota of lie in your write up,you will definitely invite God's wrath on yourself.

Just imagine if the boy happens to be peter Obi's son or a son of anyone affiliated to LP.Apc supporters would have been firing on all cylinder.This thread would be on page 25 already.

NLcivilian:
I know. I was stupid till it almost ruined my life... sometimes, you shouldn’t be too busy for church or whatever you believe in. God is in control.

What were you doing before you got married and how come things go south for you after marriage?This pattern no look ordinary.

Gre8ness:
No be only terry g. What of konga. I met konga in a club at ilorin and the bouncer refuse to let him inside, bobo come dey shout, i be konga naw say you no sabi me ni. That night funny die aswear. No champion for ever

Lol no champion forever tho, but you still have to admire how 2baba has retained that celeb status for that long.Guys like terry G and this konga hit the limelight after him o, but today they have all fizzled out. He is actually 2baba for a reason.

Ajheboy:


I don laff tire this afternoon ooo.

So my guy came around, told me the lady came over to his side today ,he told her to give him her phone she unlocked it and gave him.

He switched on the data, hoping to find something incriminating again as God will have it a message came in from an unsaved number immediately after 2 minutes of switching on data.

The messages read like this.:

Messenger: My body don full , I wan cum.

He said he showed it to her and ask her to leave.

Broda don dey cry here since.

Women!
She must have actually cleared the cum guy's chat and deleted his number before heading to the boyfriend's house but she already has a date with karma.

But these people always tabling their friends gist on nairaland,hope say una dey get their permission before turning their matter to gist here sha.

dalongjnr:
The best thing that will save this country is to sanitize the Nigerian police, INEC,FIRS,CBN AND THE JUDICIARY.

Get rid of APC first.

Where is the freaking spoon?don't ask what I want to do with it.

For this present nigeria,me and my brethren no dey look food face. If e no dey appealing for face,e go dey appealing for our belle.

Lonely at the top is just the undisputed song of the year.I don't have it on my phone tho, but the kind of airplay it has received and how people vibe to it,no song can beat that.
Subjectively my best song on this list is holy ghost as I'm an huge omah Lay's fan. Bnxn is another artiste I like rn.

YorubaPrince:
Igbos and anything for clout. I can bet my life, dis werey be Igbo.

Dont just die by betting your life, outside social media no one gives a damn about tribalism.A trader doesn't care about the tribe of his or her customer.She must have observe the volume of her sales has reduced or possibly she has run out of stock of some good in high demand which she could possibly get from an igbo man store.
I have a brother who sells generator, lately he is running out of stock for now because some the places he buys his generator is owned by igbo importers and have closed down since Christmas. So if he also goes online and start pleading for the immediate return of his clients who are igbos,you will likewise label him as igbo too hmm?

DemonAngel:
Out injured

Ok

What about Taiwo Awoniyi, is he no longer plying his trade at Nottingham forest,or is he not invited for afcon. I can't find his name on the list.

Thats why I can't be caught forwarding all those WhatsApp messages.You could have corrected his gaffe privately or better still look away tho.

wunmi590:
I don't know how to cook, I always leave that to my woman, she's a great cook, I don't want to learn it, because I want to continue appreciating her food..

..

So you didn't learn how to cook because you want to be appreciating your wife's food?

What if she japa go Canada
You still sabi naw,some guys no fit peel yam not to talk of cooking it.Enjoy

This life problem no dey finish

OldSkoolHeadBoy:
If Atiku should truly contest in 2027, then the political landscape would be an interesting one to watch. The permutations would be as follows;

ATIKU
He would not receive any reasonable votes from the SE/SE and the SW would still vote overwhelmingly for BAT and SE is for Peter Obi to take again. However, just like in the 2023 General Elections, he would receive a moderate vote from the North but it would not be sufficient to make him the President.


Peter Obi
He had his best shot in 2023 but it fell short of the requirements to make him the President. In 2027, his fortunes would plummet badly because he would receive far less votes from the North and the SW. The calculation from the North would be that they would rather support BAT for another 4 years to fulfil the maximum of 8 years allowable by the constitution, instead of Peter Obi, who in the event if he wins, would start another 8 years tenor, which would make the North to wait for a total of 12 years to mount the saddle again. If the North supports Tinubu to win again in 2027, automatically in 2031 the SW would return the favour to support a Northern candidate overwhelmingly.


Bola Tinubu
From the scenarios above, if he can stabilise the economy the odds are in his favour to win again.

If election is to be conducted right now, who are you voting among the three candidates and state your reasons.

madridguy:
We that voted for him knows his ability and we are not expecting something within the space of six months. He need proper planning.

Proper planning again? I thought he came with a plan, a blueprint a template and he will hit the ground running.We were so accustomed to those words during campaign period 😅
Tinubu could have actually be the luckiest president in the history of nigeria because a large percent of the population didn't believe in his ability because of certain reasons like his gaffes during campaign, his age and how he was avoiding debates and interviews.All what an average Nigerian was clamouring for was a president who can outperform Buhari.But he is already making BUHARI look like a cult Hero.

Benwallt:
Agulu fraud, come again 2027. You will still be cancelled.

When will Peter Obi visit Zack Orji, or is he waiting for him to join his ancestors so he can wear his black clothes to go and hug his widow?

What can obi actually do that will please you sir?

madridguy:
What mistakes exactly.

The monumental hardship ravaging the nooks and crannies of this country, inflation, insecurity just to mention a few has actually made some of the people who voted him to see that truely he has nothing to offer,it's all above self aggrandizement and nothing more and they are regretting their actions day by day.

phemmie06:
Atiku is not an option

Anyone but Tinubu is an option.

madridguy:
Obi cannot gathered 60% of votes he got in the last election again.

If NIGERIANS actually learn from their mistakes,Tinubu is not expected to have 5% of the total vote INEC alloted to him in 2023.He shouldn't even be a threat to any opposition.

This statement from him obviously shows that he needs to take a break from social media. He has not been making sense of late. He made alot of anti Peter obi post ,that one no give am attention,then he switch to pro Tinubu posts ,that one sef no look him side,so I guess he made this statement out of been frustrated.He will be better off getting more engagement offline than making all this kind of statement online.

Iro npa iro fun iro

Holy holy
Waka waka

So we are still expected to give this baba more time. More time to do what ?

Government should ban whatever Reno omokri is smoking or drinking.Hope he will also advocate for placing ban on alcoholic drinks, cigarette,olosho e.t.c let's make nigeria a holy ground where no sinner exist.

LordIsaac:
Please learn barbing first. Then buy clipper and rent a shop. Survive first!

Did you even read the write up from the start before commenting.

There is no day this guy won't make headline either for good or bad reason.Thats probably his selling point that has propel his career to this height.Portable generator sound actually sounds better than his music but dude is more popular for his publicity stunt than for his musical abilities.

Allawee money dey sweet that year.The fact that the state allawee comes earlier is even the top of the topper because most people are financially exhausted as a result of December flexing and January has like 75days.Good timing.