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PoliticsRe: Naphtali Kefas Is Dead! Taraba Commissioner Dies After Brief Illness by Utanisco(m): 2:08pm On May 08, 2020
BunbleBee:
Sir, that one dies doesn't meant God lost control. God created everything that exists and He has given a limited time to all, once that time is exhausted then death is inevitable.
Remember God is always in control and those that have died have reached their appointed time.

Nevertheless, God is to thanked for every blessing, favour or grace in life and sparing your life is a grace from God. So, I rejoice with you.

peace!
Thankyu bro
PoliticsRe: Naphtali Kefas Is Dead! Taraba Commissioner Dies After Brief Illness by Utanisco(m): 2:02pm On May 08, 2020
Mummyfour:
oya,I have clicked like,so complete the testimony,let's Know what happened
Brotherly to breathe of life right now is a big testimony

I escaped from chromic typhoid
God healed me
Hallelujah
PoliticsRe: Naphtali Kefas Is Dead! Taraba Commissioner Dies After Brief Illness by Utanisco(m): 1:43pm On May 08, 2020
I don't understand why people de die like this during this period
I escaped death yesterday

God I thankyu for everything u have done for me

My God is still in control and still, He reigns on His throne
Though mountains may tremble and sea billows roll
I'll sing, it is well with my soul
My God is still in control

Hallelujah

Pls like button for God has saved me
Christianity EtcRe: COVID-19 And The Second Coming Of Jesus Christ by Utanisco(m): 9:06am On May 03, 2020
helinues:
What is Jesus coming back to do exactly?
Mad ooooooooo
Haaaaaaaaa
CelebritiesRe: Adunni Ade Goes Back To Islam, Leaves Christianity. Feels Fulfilled & Happier by Utanisco(m): 8:10am On Apr 28, 2020
Abeg go
Make I see space for heaven
FamilyThread For Covid19 Giveaway Volunteers by Utanisco(op): 9:22am On Apr 24, 2020
I jus imagine how people are suffering due to the covid 19 pandemic lately so I decided to come out with a thread here which can help us here to further put hands to help people out there who are really in need.if you have much in your acct you can well help out

God bless yu

Pls nothing is small here
Whatever it is we re one Nigerian
Our government has failed us

#one love


Lalasticlacla pls help
HealthRe: How People Are Thanking Coronavirus Frontline Workers Worldwide (Pictures) by Utanisco(m): 10:22pm On Mar 31, 2020
I can't even afford garri anymore in this period

Pls hlp

Nothing is small

3150608539
A.Daniel Michael
First bank
Thnkyu
PoliticsRe: Coronavirus: FG Starts Immediate Cash Transfer To Poorest Households - Farouk by Utanisco(m): 10:20pm On Mar 31, 2020
Please somebody shud hlp
I CNT even afford garri anymore

Pls
Nothing is too small
Thankyu

3150608539
Daniel Michael
First bank
RomanceRe: The Best Truth To Tell A Woman Is Lies by Utanisco(op): 11:33pm On Mar 21, 2020
CoronaVirusRelo:
You not a Gameboy growing up. Mummy's boy I presume.

And you never had access to hardware's and finance that you had use and lie you never used it

Not even the side pick-ups.

Your childhood must be boring
Hmmmm
RomanceRe: The Best Truth To Tell A Woman Is Lies by Utanisco(op): 11:27pm On Mar 21, 2020
EjaikreTheViper:
shut up!
who b this one
RomanceRe: The Best Truth To Tell A Woman Is Lies by Utanisco(op): 11:23pm On Mar 21, 2020
CoronaVirusRelo:
Where you always saying the truth before?

I lied all through, even to my mum.

That's the only truth a woman wants to hear. Lies!
You mean to ya mum too
Bro yur own na curse Ooooo

Fine way pray ooo
RomanceThe Best Truth To Tell A Woman Is Lies by Utanisco(op): 11:19pm On Mar 21, 2020
dated this girl for 3yrs and she never knew I have been lying to her this while.
When i later told her the truth she got exasperated and walked out..

I served as a security man for yrs because I needed that to complete my school.
So this compound I served as a security contains many flats lived by some local govt chairman,former commissoners and big active and former public servants.

So being a security guard I'll run errand for them in and out,wash thier cars,thier inner rooms and iron thier clothes.so eventually I had access to thier inner rooms and the whole flat and also base on my trust and transparency I used to handle some of thier flats if they travel out,I mean I own the keys.

So having access to the flat,when she comes I'll be using one of the flats like I paid for it and like ma dads properties.I'll be telling her that it my dads properties and my family stuff and she believed whatever I tell her then..sometimes if she is around and when the owners of the falts are around too I'll b using my main spot that is the security post which she never knew that was my main terrain,then I'll be lying to her that my dad is around that they are having a political meeting that we should manage the security post..

Sometimes I'll be flexing with one of those big men cars and hell she be thinking im really real for her.I even form to her about not knowing how to speak our local language(Ibibio) that I was brought up in abuja(na English throughout).

We were so happy,beautiful and cool in fact we were better than alright.I paid all her bills both school and house and other stuffs she needed and ofcourse I wished I have had that kind of life because I was so in love with her and she loved me crazily.

So one day I decided to shock her by telling her the truth after 3 years that I'm a security boy that everything I told her these years was lies..

I called her in and I talked to her,she screamed and was beating me and pushing me off.I tried to apologise to her she didn't even wana listen..she was screaming and shouting and she eventually cut off the relationship.

I told her I love her that I'm being real now that I lied because I didn't just want to loose her..
Honestly I'm being truthful now.I didn't just wnt to loose her because she was too beautiful,so chocolate and good.

So I come to realised that so many women really appreciate lies than the truth because if I had told her that I was a security boy hitherto before we started anything she might not have accepted me..

Yeah
Opinion pls
(Women)
RomanceRe: There Is Nothing Like A Broke, Lazy Good Man by Utanisco(m): 10:39pm On Mar 21, 2020
Shugavee:
a broke dude will hide it , till he has money heard of many stories !! Guys r natural liars n decievers
lol

Victim 5
U never see anything
Wetin una get to offer other than p ussy

U people don't like truth
That is just the simple truth

If a NiggA tells yu this is his capability at that level
U will not accrue to it

I like telling girls lies
That is the real me

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa grin
RomanceRe: She's Making Life Difficult For Me! by Utanisco(m): 4:13pm On Mar 17, 2020
MiVida:
I recently met a girl in school, she's all I want in a woman, she's too beautiful well mannered BUT, she is making life in school hard for me! I've taken her to my parents already and hers are trying to get to know me which is cool.

But the rate at which this girl monitors me in school is embarrassing! I don't have any female friends cos of her. I had to call a good friend of mine (a girl) this afternoon in front of her to tell the girl to keep her space just because my girlfriend saw me give her a hug! I didn't initiate the hug, the girl called out my name and opened her arms and to avoid being rude, you can't decline a hug and that was why it happened.

My girlfriend insists I don't keep female friends, in fact, she prefers I stay alone in school. I'm getting tired, I getting fed up, she's always monitoring me everywhere and I have a reputation to maintain in school. Now I can't laugh over a girl's joke cos I have a girlfriend and it's not like I have time for her in school as that's the only time I have my little freedom, cos outside school she's always at my place and it's suffocating enough...now she brings this attitude to school... I'm tired and don't know what to do!
bros must yu really date this girl?

Are yu people married?
Is it by force that yu people must be together ?

If not so,then live ya free life...if she is not cool with it let her go...because this kinda relationship is always in destructions...is either yu kill her or she kills yu in a long run

A word is enof for the wise
Bye
BusinessWhat Kind Of Business Can I Open With 200 To 300k? by Utanisco(op): 8:08pm On Mar 12, 2020
Pls nairalanders I want a cool answer to this

I can't figure out what I can use my 300k that is in my account base on business to do...

I HV some small scale business idea but I need more suggestions to that


Pls help here
Thanks
PoliticsRe: APC Removes Oshiomhole’s Pictures, Banners At Party Secretariat In Abuja by Utanisco(m): 2:39pm On Mar 12, 2020
I'm for everybody and I'm for nobody

Oshiomhole didn't remember this from our

BUHARI
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaàaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
PoliticsRe: Sanusi Living 'Like A Prisoner' In Nasarawa, Police, NSCDC Deny Visitors Access by Utanisco(m): 11:29am On Mar 12, 2020
They shud kukuma kill him na

What's the need of the securitys hindrances

Idiotic country
InvestmentRe: How Can I Get Back My Gtbank Account,i Lost The Phone Number And Email Address by Utanisco(op): 6:55am On Mar 09, 2020
MarianaTrench:
To start with you're dishonest person!

Why would you withdraw money from your account knowing fully well that it's not your money.

If I had my way thieving Nigerians like you would be shot on sight!
Why would bank send it to my account
Remember that's my account
U can't tell,diverting stolen money to my account
InvestmentHow Can I Get Back My Gtbank Account,i Lost The Phone Number And Email Address by Utanisco(op): 9:18pm On Mar 08, 2020
Pls help...

I have a little issue I need to tell this house

I went to gtbank 6 yrs ago to open an account with them.
I actually opened the account with 7k and 1k was for the ATM card(normal ).the took it off
Remaining 6k in the account .
That same day I went and withdrew everything that was in because i needed some money to pay my departmental fees and faculty dews.
The account was 0 naira at this point...
After 2days I got an alert that I've been credited with 7k,the same amount I used to open the account..I WS shock at this point..was thinking maybe it was fake alert.I went to the machine and saw it real there..I withdrew 6k remaining 1k in the account ..after like 4days I went back to withdraw the remaining 1k,I realised that I was blocked and they referred me to finance officer of the bank from the machine ...I was mad and that week I actually was expecting money to that account ..

OK I got to the bank and was trying to lay the complain to the customer care officer,immediately I saw two security officer from the bank grabbing ma waste up to thier custody to actually get me interrogated by the bank manager..I was so infuriated with the questions the manager asked me..so after everything he was begging me to just return the money that it Was a mistake from the bank..shooo...I called ma babe and she brought the money and I was released and my account was reactivated ..

After like 3days the same 7k dropped again to my account and it was my baby's birthday ..I rushed to the ATM machine and this time I withdrew everything and close the acct..I said to myself that I'll never bank with them again and I didn't want to have anything to do with them but there was a problem.

I never remember that I didn't activate my BVN in the account and using my phone number then ...the email address I used then to open the account I can't remember it anymore and the phone number I used then for the account I lost it and I'm not using the number again and I can't even recall the number again..the ATM card expired since April 2018 and I have been aware from banking for 6yrs now

Please how can I retrieve the gtbank account number without the lost phone number and the email address and also without going to the bank ...because I really need the account back...

Any help here pls..
Matured response
Thanks
PoliticsRe: Residents Boo President Buhari In Maiduguri by Utanisco(m): 8:30pm On Feb 12, 2020
This place is a scam
I smell revolution soon


Swears
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Good Looking Persons Marry Someone Who Is Unattractive? by Utanisco(m): 8:03pm On Feb 12, 2020
Bros what's behind that is very simple..

U don't know wat he or she has done for he or she

Pls my brothers try and marry a woman that can help norture your life for success...

Women were basically created to be help meet for men

Halleluiah
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Only Calls Anytime She Wants Sex. by Utanisco(m): 11:08pm On Feb 11, 2020
So u mean there is still girl friend stuff in this life...

There is nothing on this earth that can make me love a woman

I'm not even sure of marriage
I swear to ma spirit
SportsRe: Man Strips Naked In Bet9ja Shop After Last Game Ruined 5.7Million Ticket (Video) by Utanisco(m): 7:47pm On Jan 27, 2020
the day yu realise that bet is church of Satan that's when u will all stay away from it.. I'm talking abt xtianz...reward for passion... abi..abeg una no get passion?... where DE reward dey?... nansense
FamilyRe: How A Woman Expires(lesson To All Women) by Utanisco(op): 11:10am On Jan 05, 2020
Amanee:
A woman has expired and lost her dreams at 40? Maybe your mothers and the women in your lives certainly doesn't apply to me or the females I know.
take am easy na
this thing is not mouth talk
FamilyRe: How A Woman Expires(lesson To All Women) by Utanisco(op): 9:22am On Jan 05, 2020
shoooo shocked
FamilyHow A Woman Expires(lesson To All Women) by Utanisco(op): 9:21am On Jan 05, 2020
I got this bomb for all women
if you think this isn't true,
then look round you'd see a similar case like this


please our women out there choose wisely at the right time

lalasticlacla pls help our women

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