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PoliticsRe: Don’t Sabotage Tinubu’s Efforts In Fixing Economy - Oyintiloye Tells Governors by Utanisco(m): 8:25am On Mar 04, 2024
Adiok onor fi

Adiok onor ukaaaar
PoliticsRe: Looting Of NEMA Warehouse, Symptom Of Impending Revolution – Shehu Sani Warns by Utanisco(m): 8:22am On Mar 04, 2024
Who no ready for revolution
When garri na 300 naira one cup

Adiok inor mbufo do


Like for revolution
Share for tinubus govt
PoliticsRe: Mohammed Lukman: Tinubu Ruling Like A Military Dictator by Utanisco(m): 8:13am On Mar 04, 2024
Unam ikot
PoliticsRe: FG Begins Prosecution Of INEC Officials, Others For Electoral Fraud by Utanisco(m): 6:46am On Mar 03, 2024
Lols

Tinubu prosecuting tinubu

grin
PoliticsRe: Governor Makinde Joins NLC Protest In Oyo by Utanisco(m): 5:50pm On Feb 27, 2024
The only problm of this country is the NLC chairman

That is the first person that need to be mobbed, arrested or be shot..
SportsRe: Super Eagles Vs Argentina Friendly On 26th March by Utanisco(m): 2:17pm On Feb 23, 2024
Nigeria 0 Argentina 9
FamilyRe: Reactions As Bride Crawled To Present Cake To In-laws On Wedding Day by Utanisco(m): 12:03pm On Feb 23, 2024
Unam ikot
TravelRe: Study Or Work Visa, Which One Should He Go For? by Utanisco(m): 6:02pm On Feb 21, 2024
Both as a mad man
FoodRe: Bag Of Semo N13,200 From N6,000, 12kg Cooking Gas N15,000: Market Survey. by Utanisco(m): 6:01pm On Feb 21, 2024
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Luton Vs Manchester United (1 - 2) On 18th February 2024 by Utanisco(m): 4:00pm On Feb 18, 2024
Luton 0
Manutd 5
Christianity EtcRe: Valentine: True Love Could Only Be Found In God (Pic) by Utanisco(m): 8:45am On Feb 18, 2024
Unam ikot
BusinessRe: Naira Depreciates To 1565/$ In Parallel Market by Utanisco(m): 8:26am On Feb 15, 2024
Lols
People from the north are eating grasses and feed on shits from cows


Tinubulation
SportsRe: Blue Cards In Football Is Being Considered by Utanisco(m): 1:25pm On Feb 09, 2024
Nonsense

If na like 15min to 20min e for make sense
Buh small 10min

Buh advantage to the player that will be coming in after 10min
More energy to the player


Still nonsense
EducationRe: Ayuba Abdullahi: Kwara University Deputy Bursar Dies Watching Super Eagles AFCON by Utanisco(m): 5:39pm On Feb 08, 2024
This people de die anyhow
EducationWhat Do You Call Water In Your Language? by Utanisco(op): 8:20am On Feb 07, 2024
What do you call water in your language
Mine language is ibibio, akwa ibom

We call water in our local language (Mmong)

How about you?
BusinessRe: What Business Can I Venture Into With 2million Naira? by Utanisco(op): 3:06pm On Feb 01, 2024
VeryWickedMan:
Banditry.
With that N2m you can rent guns, boys and bikes.

Revenue:
Each ransom average @ N10m x at least 1 raid per month = N10m revenue p/m
Total Annual Revenue: N10m x 12 = N120m

Budget:
3 used bikes - N600k
Guns - N500k
Ammunition - N200k (rarely used)
Miscellaneous - N200k
Total Annual Budget - N1.5m

Expenses:
3 boys commission - N500k per head = N1.5m
N1.5m x 12 raid p/a = N18m
Feeding - @N50k per raid = N600k p/a
Fuel - @200litres x N650 per litre = N130k per raid
N130k x 12 = N1.560m p/a
Police/Soldier settlement - N500k per quarter = N2m p/a
Informants - N120k p/a
Total Annual Expense: N22,280,000

Summary:
Gross Annual Revenue = N120m
Total Annual Expense = N23.78m
Net Annual Revenue = N96,220,000

ROI: 6,314.67% shocked shocked
Adiok onor fi
BusinessWhat Business Can I Venture Into With 2million Naira? by Utanisco(op): 1:47pm On Feb 01, 2024
I have block 2million naira in my account
I have been thinking of buying a keke and also motorcycle because i like investing into transportation in a way

But lately ive been feeling left behind because of series of discouraging statements from people around me

I just dont have any other business idea i could use the 2million for

Biko make una help me



Lalasticlacla abeg move am
Thankyou
FoodRe: When You See This After A Fight With Your Wife Or Girlfriend by Utanisco(m): 10:40am On Jan 31, 2024
Baby
U know ah love u
Sometimes u need to take things easy

Im a man
Okay
FoodRe: What Do You Call It In Your Dialect? ( See Photo ) by Utanisco(m): 3:55pm On Jan 24, 2024
Bruno3000:
Una carry 1st when it comes to hot temper. There's nothing charming about u guys.
Unam ikot
PoliticsRe: Bayo Onanuga: Tinubu Has No Plan To Move Nigeria's Capital To Lagos by Utanisco(m): 3:22pm On Jan 24, 2024
Vagabonds
PoliticsRe: Inflation To Fall In 2024 — CBN Governor, Cardoso by Utanisco(m): 3:21pm On Jan 24, 2024
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
FoodRe: What Do You Call It In Your Dialect? ( See Photo ) by Utanisco(m): 3:19pm On Jan 24, 2024
Udara in ibibio


If u are from akwa ibom
Abeg press de like button and gather here


Ndito akwa ibom isongho
PoliticsRe: FG To Sell Five Power Plants For $1 Billiom by Utanisco(m): 3:17pm On Jan 24, 2024
I see the reason why everywhere people de sell things anyhow

The country herself is selling her things too



God please dont allow me to sell any of ma properties becus it is too hard


Hmmmm

Naija
TravelRe: Explosion Rocks Kidandan, Kaduna, 10 Children Injured by Utanisco(m): 9:40pm On Jan 20, 2024
This explosion fid reach the whole 36states for naija

The other day was ibadan



Tinubu is the best nigerian president
I swear
SportsRe: Iconic Performance From Yemi Alade At The AFCON Opening Ceremony! by Utanisco(m): 9:50pm On Jan 13, 2024
I almost got wet when i seen her
PoliticsRe: UNILAG To Graduate 379 First Class Students At 54th Convocation by Utanisco(m): 4:52pm On Jan 10, 2024
Whats the importance of this nonsense call first class in Nigeria

Total waste of wasted time


Drop that nonsense shit of piece and go learn how to mix paints

Unam ikot
SportsRe: Why Multichoice Lost Out In Race For AFCON Broadcast Rights by Utanisco(m): 8:35pm On Jan 04, 2024
Stupid set of people

Good
FamilyRe: Pls Help Me I Have Anger Issues by Utanisco(m): 3:19pm On Dec 31, 2023
Angry with the anger
Thats all
CelebritiesRe: Lionel Messi And His Family Pictured With Ed Sheeran At Florida Concert by Utanisco(m): 10:29am On Oct 25, 2023
Ed sheeran MA man


I haven't seen the other one on the picture
PoliticsRe: Enrol Your Children In Schools Or Go To Jail – Senate Bill by Utanisco(m): 6:47am On Oct 15, 2023
How about us that our dad didnt enroll us in school

MA dad need to be jailed ASAP
PoliticsRe: US Court Set To Release Tinubu’s Academic Records Today by Utanisco(m): 10:48am On Oct 02, 2023
Stupid people

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