₦airaland Forum

I'm a Muslim but anytime am in Abuja, I visits dunamis...... Glory dome

seanwilliam:
can you please show me how it looks like, maybe I can get it @ vanguard stores tomorrow

the chocolate is for dark people

seanwilliam:
how much for black people? And shey I fit dey rub am for my whole body ..abi na just hand and face alone?? I'm using a Nivea cream.. although if seyi freshness is 10/10 then my current fresh should be 5/10

5k or 4500 depends on your location..... Rub the exposed part of your body mostly

Drince:
Chai!!! Will you stop that? I'm a mechanic and my hands are not like that.. His hands look like my late grams.. Na welder hand be this No be mechanic

ouch.... He's had look like apprentice mechanic..... Oh... I get it now, welder hand

seanwilliam:
where can I get the cream? I' want to fresh like seyi of bbnaija na. I'm dark sha

any good cosmetic outlet should have it, there's one for dark people, it will make you glow more than seyi sef.. Trust me...

Ask for my account number when ladies start disturbing you

Froshloaded:
Come and reccomend for me, I'm getting black oo

you are not getting black, you are dark in complexion naturally, don't go and bleach

The hand holding the iPhone is..... Chai....like say na road side mechanic apprentice...
Use that money to buy otenkita cream, it's just 5k, Rob it on your hand and face, neck to look smooth and cute,

So you waited all these days, weeks, months and years just to buy gift and present on Val day?

To the mature ones like me, everyday is a Val day, we don't gift once in a year and go broke.

FrLukas:
So when are you going to advice a grown adult to go rent a space of his own instead of sharing one-bedroom apartment with his brother and wife?

lol... She saw they were comfortably living in peace before she agree to marry him, he won't stay there forever, it's a phase in his life and all the wife needs to do is love him like her own brother, so the only solution to this situation is to go find a job and don't be a seat at home wify... Gerrit?

Uisce:
His lack of manners towards you didn't start today but while you were dating your husband. You should've spoken up then.

It appears he has no respect for you. Your husband should do the needful asap and put him in check since you're unable to speak up for yourself.

instead of advising her to find a job and be busy, u are talking about manners... No brother in law respect a seat at home wife.... Get that...

Watching cr7 walking out of the tunnel is more entertaining than watching barca vs chelsea

Who will kill her? No one will sign the death penalty, she will indirectly spend the rest of her life in prison custody, even Evans who kidnap and kill people won't die buy hanging, or the serial killer in PH die either, cos most governors won't sign....

AuroraB:
They'd release him when his beards sprouts again

hehehehehehe.... You are mad � � �

It's like the op wife is feeding him.... Your mum guest list turn down by your wife on your wedding day.... Gush... I feel like beating you, maybe u will man up. Don't worry, since u have a son, in 25 year time, another daughter in law in the character of your wife will serve her a cold karma.... I just de vex... See rubbish English you typing just to try yo paint your wife good.... Mods should ban this guy.... We don't want more sissy as men.....

What does all these old rogue without no ICT intellect give Nigeria...... God why are we always thinking backward.....

Can't we have a moghalu, Adeshina, zulum, makinde and the likes to contend with?

Congratulations... After over 15 years in the industry...
Meanwhile.... Daniela okeke build in every year

Only in nollywood you will realize that the actors folks are suffering from poverty and illness while the their female counterpart are flexing, holidaying in dubai, drive exotic cars and build mansion.... Courtesy of our politician...

From Genevieve to Atiku
To Angela okorie to jamai
To Daniela okeke to alfa Sulieman
To toke makinwa to Ambode
To chika Ike to David mark
To mercy Johnson to Ibrahim Idris
To Regina Daniel to.................



Meanwhile no one is as patient as a married trying to buy condoms,.... Even if it's 1000 person there, he will hold on to be served last....


IRAN BLOW YOUR NUCLEAR weapons..... Make we start afresh if I no go blow pass Dangote

My Bae will slap the police man.... I know her

That's why I won't pray for any female child..... God forbid

Some guys are too foolish walahi.....

Cantonese:
Chai so you do not even know who a MUNTULA is!
Sorry Mr. Mumuni.

u just want to die before your time, you are still a kid though.... U won't even live long.

Cantonese:
Not knowing what's wrong with your submission makes you a stick carrying, malu following MUMU or MUNTULA.

What's MUNTULA.... I'm not Hausa, Ibo or afonja... I'm a Nigerian.... Idiota

Cantonese:
And you are a very perfect MUMU or better still a well designed MUNTULA.

idiota.... What's wrong with my submission

Ibos started kidnapping, now they have graduated to ritualist, yorubas are mostly yahoo yahoo...
Now Hausa fulani has embraced high way kidnapping and robbery..... 90 percent of kidnapping and high way robbery is carried out by this poor, ugly, dry looking nonentities

imiski:
roger that sir. Tango enroute ETA 30mins

orders taken sire....

Armory is loaded with tram, bitter Cola, codien, and ciroc, ready for delivery .... Along with master class Fiesta, target must be taken down. Over over!!

Female nollywood actresses are rich and doing birthdays.... While their male counterparts are suck and looking for money for surgery....

This particular federal government no get sense.... Confused elements

.lairs.... Trying to cover up, ... Anyway thank God they heed to our suggestions to check the boyfriend house....

She was probably tired of shouting holy ghost fire fire fire at MFM.. and decide to remove the Holy Ghost....

She will be telling her guy, fire fire fire.... Kill me oh lord, u are killing me....

For good three days, babe off her phone go collect Babcock style..... If u know u know...

Meanwhile nobody dash change like a married man buying condom...

He gives u 1k, just hand over 3 pack of kiss fiesta in as BLACK nylon and the change is yours... He won't even bother asking how much one is sold...

Happy Christmas Nairalanders even if u Haven't landed any Naira since u join us, your reward is comic relief....

Lol... I know how nta do their recruitment......

Lol.... Simple stuff na......

paradigmshift:
dem thief ur papa money ode.

lol.....

Epl....