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Science/TechnologyRe: Who Has Used This Solar Device Before? by uuzba(m): 5:46pm On Nov 28, 2024
Bea1234:
Yes, it has. I just want to know if it's original as portrayed on jumia. I only need it for my 5,000 mah phone and 30kmah power bank only. I no need light

I just want to know if I can use it to charge my phone directly from the sunlight
Technically it should.
BUT....control the temperature.
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My phone has normal and fast charging.
The issue with fast charging is that it can get the phone hot at times.
And once the phone is HOT, it has some thermal control unit that cuts off
power once the phone is too hot.
So you that want to use this thing under sunlight, I'm not sure how your setup
will be.
Just try to keep the phone cool/away from sun when charging.
May your phone too has thermal control unit inside.
Car TalkRe: Was I Rude Banning My Father From Entering My Car? by uuzba(m): 5:41pm On Nov 28, 2024
Bimpe29:
You weren't only rude but crazy. Even God respect parenthood and enjoined us them unconditionally.
Even God has command parents not to provoke their children.
So what are you talking about?
Car TalkRe: Was I Rude Banning My Father From Entering My Car? by uuzba(m): 5:36pm On Nov 28, 2024
12345baba:
U Bleep up guy. No matter what tolerate him, when he dies u go miss am o
Tolerate what?
When dad was young, was he not speeding?
Did he listen to his own dad to slow down?
Now that OP is speeding, Dad is shouting left and right.
Abeg comot for the car or drive yourself.
Car TalkRe: Was I Rude Banning My Father From Entering My Car? by uuzba(m): 5:34pm On Nov 28, 2024
ChizzyBuna:
I will find a good spot to park and my father will start pointing that i should park in another spot.

Sometimes he will shout that i should go left. Then he realize that right us the correct road.

As a driver, you have vision of where you are going.

Now imagine passenger telling you move here, go there, stop right, slow down, go fast...

I had to warn him never to ever enter my car again. Unless he will keep quiet while i drive.

Now he has reported me to my mum. My mum told me he feels bad.
Wonderful. Wonderful.
I thought I was the only one.
The l last time I drove my dad was maybe 2016/17.
Complain, Complain, Complain, Complain, Complain!
Exactly like OPs dad.
I just used style to disconnect myself.
I don't drive him anywhere again.
I leave car for him to drive where he wants.
But I will never carry him anywhere again.
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The only protest I did, one day, when the complain-complain was too much,
I just parked at the side of the road and told him to sit in the back seat and relax.
Na there he vex, enter taxi, go him way.
I was even happy to drive in peace without him FOR ONCE in my life.
CrimeRe: Sean ‘diddy’ Combs Is Denied Bail For A Third Time by uuzba(m): 12:06pm On Nov 28, 2024
The time he was doing it, they couldn't beg him to stop.
Now he's saying, "Abeg na...".
No abeg for you. Stay in prison.
PoliticsRe: Fire At Broadcasting House, Ikoyi by uuzba(m): 7:42am On Nov 28, 2024

PhonesRe: How Is MTN And Airtel Internet Service In Your Area? by uuzba(m): 11:34am On Nov 27, 2024
maxiuc:
Worse

Infact I planned dragging them on Twitter
MTN network zero
Airtel network Zero
Na to go buy glo sim remain for me now
There's no 4G network in Nigeria
Tinubu ordered NCC (Nigerian Communications Commision) to prevent the
telecoms companies from increasing tarriffs.
Are you not surprised that from N250 petrol, till N1200 petrol, telecoms are
still charging the same call and data rates? Transport and rice have risen.
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They use diesel generators to run the masts that give you signal.
If they can't buy the diesel anymore, then the mast goes off and your signal stops.
They're being forced to manage drastically less money than required to run their infrastructure.
RomanceRe: Man Shares Hilarious Story of a Lady Touching His Hand Throughout a Flight(Fotos by uuzba(m): 9:04pm On Nov 26, 2024
nkpommpko:
If nah man do am now, e go be sexual harassment
I think the woman is scared of flying.
If it was a man, he won't want to show his fear in front of a woman so he will make sure not to hold her hand.
RomanceRe: Man Shares Hilarious Story of a Lady Touching His Hand Throughout a Flight(Fotos by uuzba(m): 9:02pm On Nov 26, 2024
kevwemike:
She was afraid from the way she held the guys hand, but my guy done dey think another thing lol
He is a man
She is a woman.
What else do you want the guy to think?
Even you will think that thing.
RomanceRe: Lady’s First Date Turns Into Introduction As Man Arrives With Family Members by uuzba(m): 11:10am On Nov 26, 2024
tritt:
The same shit happened to me even as a guy, first day she invited me to her place and the next thing I saw getting in was a canopy with her dad and relatives welcoming me. Now getting to the sitting room na sisters and cousins dey welcome me again. I swear I confuse, na my driver I use discharge from the house that day and that was the last time I saw her. Crazy shit happens
Very wise move.
RomanceRe: Lady’s First Date Turns Into Introduction As Man Arrives With Family Members by uuzba(m): 11:07am On Nov 26, 2024
Error. Run away now.
This man will beat the woman.
Domestic violence men. That's how they are.
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He hasn't even done any courtship. Has no idea how the woman
behaves in different circumstances. That's what courtship is for.
He will marry her, discover her shortcomings and start beating her in the house.
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Run NOW.
PoliticsRe: Army Orders Probe Into Viral Video Of Major General, Aide Assaulting Couple by uuzba(m): 9:23am On Nov 26, 2024
OriOko88:
undecided
Can those effing military officers try that in US? Where everybody Is whielding gun. They'd be shot straight by the driver.

Fckk around and get found!
Don't compare the 2 countries. Not the same in any way.
US is a country formed by Americans. It favours all of them.
Nigeria was never formed by Nigerians. Hence it doesn't favour any of us.
PoliticsRe: The Fun City Awka being constructed by Gov Soludo on final stag(video & Photos) by uuzba(m): 9:18am On Nov 26, 2024
I'm tired of "Being Constructed".
I want to see, "Being Used", "Generating revenue", "Providing security".
Anybody can construct anything.
Termite can construct mound,
Bird can construct nest.
RomanceRe: Is She Not Too Young For Me? by uuzba(m): 1:04pm On Nov 25, 2024
pocohantas:
No, she is not too young for you. The average wide age difference is 7 to 12 yrs.

People only raise eyebrows when you are generations apart. Nothing new in 9yrs between a couple as long as you understand the realities of what it entails and do not expect more than she can give at 24.
I won't argue with this at all. But though, these days, there's a stupid problem of phone/social media.
Before social media, everybody kind of had same mature mind.
So, 7–12-year age difference, both parties would be similarly minded and get along. Our parents and grandparents.
But this current generation that is governed by internet and smart phone.
The man's Internet, music, social media is 12 years different from the woman's internet, social media and music.
They are not on the same page at all and may ended MARRYING their PHONES instead to seek companionship with their phone, instead of finding companionship with their spouse and paying attention to their spouse.
It can lead to strained communication. You just don't understand me... etc.
RomanceRe: Is She Not Too Young For Me? by uuzba(m): 12:52pm On Nov 25, 2024
lecowas:
Even Ned Nwoko who is a public figure didn't ask this. The age difference is very okay as women tend to catch up later on. If you marry your mate, they may end up looking like ur mom at 50 while u're still bouncing around. cheesy
It is this school of thing that is making us to be looking at our mate.
Nothing in history ever stated that a man should marry his mate/woman. Historical men figures (Bible etc) all married, 10, 20, 30 years their juniour.
CelebritiesRe: Celebrity Today, Pauper Tomorrow: Sudden Rise And Fall Of Social Media Celebriti by uuzba(m): 9:32pm On Nov 24, 2024
kestolove95:
Wia that woman wey bin dey sale bread dey form model that year dey?
Bread girl?
We are not seeing her again O.
I think the husband got angry or something. As per she's earning more than him.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Cancels Wedding Over N3.5m Bride Price List (photos) by uuzba(m): 5:24pm On Nov 23, 2024
ednut1:
He was prepared to sponsor her education in uk which costs over 40m naira but cant pay 3.5m? If you love her just carry am go court and promise to come back for the list. Then run 😂
At this rate, let Nigerian guys forget Nigerian girls.
Nigerian girls are expensive and useless.
Do your runs, leave the country and marry outside.
Cameroon, Niger, Benin Republic, Ghana.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Cancels Wedding Over N3.5m Bride Price List (photos) by uuzba(m): 5:20pm On Nov 23, 2024
TheBillyonaire:
Are you honest? I want to assume that you nairalanders are either too removed from reality or just kids. How much is the price of a used car?

You hardly see a good used car at less than 15m naira. Are you saying a woman that will love you and give birth to your kids that are raised by their parents in this bad economy will be given out to you at cheap cos it is supposed to be free?

When you all raise, train and educate your little girls, you can give them to men who are not worth shit. If a man does not know the value of a woman, he can as well be gay.
So you are selling the girl?
What if the family has a son?
Will they sell him off too?
Or suddenly, between the 2 children, boy and girl, their parents will love the girl and hate the boy?
Explain your statement.
BusinessRe: Panic in Banking Hall As Man Blasts BoomBox (Photos) by uuzba(m): 10:44pm On Nov 22, 2024
davidtemi:
I hope dey won't sack the security man dat allowed him into the banking hall with dat speaker
The IDIOT boy PURPOSELY turned OFF the music
when he was passing the door to enter.
Because he KNEW the security man would not allow him in.
But once inside, he turned on the music to disturb others.
If i was there, I would smash the radio to pieces.
You like shit music does not mean that others around
you like same shit music
NOR does it mean they want to hear shit music at this
particular time.
Use your headphones to disturb yourself or get out of the bank.
BusinessRe: Panic in Banking Hall As Man Blasts BoomBox (Photos) by uuzba(m): 10:41pm On Nov 22, 2024
TemplarLandry:
grin Music lovers are happy people.
Only sadists and moralists would comdem this youngin.

I dedicate "Young Metro" by Metro Boomin and Future feat. The Weeknd to him.
Great jam!
Asshole.
The bank is not music studio. It is an office.
And no music or loud shouting is allowed in the office.
Go outside to the road and play your loud music.
FoodRe: “if You Are Still Giving Your Children Noodles To School, Stop It” - Lady(vid) by uuzba(m): 5:53pm On Nov 21, 2024
Kobojunkie:
Name one of the chemicals? huh
Your asking for chemicals? This is Nigeria. Tomorrow, they will open one thread here of fake noodles made with gutter water.
Shey 2 years ago, we saw the one of fake drinks in Lagos Island..
EducationRe: What Is The Difference Between An Informant And A Snitch? by uuzba(m): 4:27pm On Nov 21, 2024
IamtheTruth1:
What's the difference between a rat and a mouse?

Lol.
Rat is dirty and disgusting.
Can swim in 100% shit water and carries all manner of diseases along with it.
Mouse is clean.
EducationRe: What Is The Difference Between An Informant And A Snitch? by uuzba(m): 4:26pm On Nov 21, 2024
The size of the mouth.
Snitch has small mouth
Informant is amebo, with big mouth.
PoliticsRe: ‘End Of Banditry Is Near,’ NAF Inducts ATAK-129 Helicopter (Photos) by uuzba(m): 12:39pm On Nov 19, 2024
Ievi:
More than that, we need to start asking question on what created them the first place
Western Economics created the situation that created Bandits.
West needs to be rich but they need Africa to remain poor and undeveloped so we just hand over our minerals and raw materials to them, and sit behind jobless.
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Our leaders are all puppets of the West.
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This is the reason that the French nations, Niger Mali, Burkina Faso have done a military take over and cut themselves off the coloniser west/France and are now using their own resources in house.
Jobs will result for their people and bandit will not be an excuse anymore.
CrimeRe: Chinese National Charged With ₦‎301 Million Corruption In Lagos by uuzba(m): 11:11am On Nov 19, 2024
Zeng feng ching
Ching fan zong...
Oya point him from this crowd.
Point his face...
grin grin

FamilyRe: 15 Years In Abusive Relationship With A Beast Has Cost Me My Left Eye(pics) by uuzba(m): 9:48am On Nov 19, 2024
Karlman:
This is really bad, and there is no excuse why anyone should be treated like this.
There's excuse
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As Nigerians (Africans), all our traditions put women in the house and the man roams about unchallenged.
Even most especially all them Sharia states up north.
Western people came with English and Education, which makes women TALK.
And quite frankly, Nigeria/African men are not sitting very well with this "Talking" of women.
It doesn't follow anybody's tradition, for women to talk about anything.
Before the man married the woman, by tradition, he had to pay a price, kill cow, recieve some beatings or some
other heavy burdens placed on him by the inlaws,
So who the f*** is the woman to "Talk" in the house after the wedding?
Western people don't do these things.

As people continue to hold on to African traditional values,
then you continue to get this sporadic acts of violence on the women from men
that can't bear the "talking". (Talk/challenge...)
It's either you 100% let go of your tradition
or you 100% let go of Western Education.
The two cannot work together.
CelebritiesRe: Why Most Artistes’ Careers Crash When They Get Married – Phyno by uuzba(m): 9:40am On Nov 19, 2024
oluwaseyi0:
Lol

You can't be singing about happiness when you've got girlfriend that's stressing you
So you gats' to be truthful to yourself and stop singing fake song.
CelebritiesRe: Why Most Artistes’ Careers Crash When They Get Married – Phyno by uuzba(m): 9:39am On Nov 19, 2024
bejeh:
yet u say its possible
Your wife/partner has to understand that that is your identity.
They either comply with your lifestyle before marrying you or
just kukuma leave you alone to do your artiste stuff.
CelebritiesRe: Why Most Artistes’ Careers Crash When They Get Married – Phyno by uuzba(m): 9:30am On Nov 19, 2024
Well, artistic things depend on inspiration.
Inspiration comes at any time, day or night, sober or drunk.
And the marital home is not quite the place for irregular behaviour.
Unless your partner understands this and is prepared for this type of spontaneous irregular life.
I don't really think Nigerian ladies, after all the suffer and struggle for water, light, education, want
to live in a scatter-scatter house.
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I know a guy. He was a teacher in a Secondary school.
He was very good in Art and photography.
But his artist lecturer at university taught them do be doing raster hair.
He didn't do it in the school. But was always wearing local dress when the other teachers were
in suit, shirt and trouser. His home was suffering, scatter-scatter, paint everywhere.
The wife comot, as she couldn't stand it.
Last I heard of him, he's in US with complete raster hair and totally separated from wife and kid.
EducationRe: This Could Have Brought Us Together But Ended Up Breaking Us The More. by uuzba(m): 12:56pm On Nov 18, 2024
dom:
Immaturity and childishness.
They'll regret it when they eventually grow up.
Grow to where again?
They've already grown the grow!
Sheybe everything in Nigeria is about competition?
I'm better than you, You are better than him.
Oya now.
As the 1-3rd positions oppressed them when they were kids,
they are now oppressing the 1-3rd positions with their wealth.
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Education is not for passing exams
It is meant for solving problems.
And if you are a full grown adult and still cannot solve your personal problem of NO FOOD, NO JOB,
.... hen! You are a stark illiterate. Better tear all your useless certificates because you just wasted your life.
EducationRe: This Could Have Brought Us Together But Ended Up Breaking Us The More. by uuzba(m): 12:52pm On Nov 18, 2024
redcliff:
Why you sef wey carry 1-3rd no make am like your peers? In school ypu giys castigated them, allow them do theirs too.. lol
Simple and correct!!
EducationRe: This Could Have Brought Us Together But Ended Up Breaking Us The More. by uuzba(m): 12:51pm On Nov 18, 2024
Sonnobax15:
Good day my fellow Nairalanders......Hope y'all are having a nice day + flexing on the harmattan season that's already gotten it's aroma allover the place?
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these guys are only out to add more pains to people's depression angry

Have anyone experienced this kind of scenario before?
Life is meant to be lived forward not backwards.
They were in your primary school, DOES NOT MEAN, they were your friends.
You all just met, and each person has his path in life to follow.
I left Facebook around 2013 or so... as former classmates were focused on
showing the rice and stew they ate or the shoe they bought...
and I couldn't give a rat's ass about such nonsense.
I wasn't interested in your rice back in school, and I damn well am not interested in your rice today.
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Move on and make new close friends with whom God brings to you.
Your best friend is supposed to be your husband/wife.
And it's only ONE person. So what are you looking for 100 friends for?

Best regards

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