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Sleekfingers:
Why is the idiot smiling ? Someone that should be arrested....

Arrested for what?
Did you provide food for him? NO.
Did you provide a job for him? NO.
You are useless to him.
Let him do his thing.

Ever8090:
Javis will be one of the lecture....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0FBGrtAicY&t=11s&pp=ygUGbXIgemVk

People should control themselves O.
This Mr Zed has been doing this Robot whatever since the 1990s
and he's still stuck behaving like that till date.
No more normal behaviour.

So N175 million is the minimum acceptable?

samwash:
For the past few weeks now, una nor let me rest for this fight, finally, the fight don come & go .
I give it to grandpa Mike, at his age, it not easy to be in the ring to fight a young guy like that.

8 rounds and the young guy couldn't still knock him down.
That means if they were the same age 27, Mike Tyson would have killed the Jake Paul in 2 seconds.

Overmars36:
I'm Tinubuphobia

No.
Protest phobia.
Right phobia.
The fear Africans have of their leaders.
Rather than protest, they just gather all their money and run overseas.
Only those Niger and Burkina Faso Military leaders, Ibrahim Traore and General Abdourahamane Tchiani
kicked out the fake democratic, oyibo slave serving leaders.
The people wanted a change, just like us in Nigeria. But were TOO FRIGHTENED of their leader to fight.
But now, they are in full support of the Military leaders.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQ6og8UHLJI


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R_qOVWQEq8&pp=ygUTbWFsaSBpYnJhaGltIHRyYW9yZQ%3D%3D

She get one kind strong face like these Team America dolls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpqXwJXI0KQ

This the real guy!

VaginaAcademic:
She has been drinking piss that's why astronauts drink refined piss on the iss

They recycle all their waste water.

brain54:
Fluid shift indeed...

Tell me another story.

Bigger butt and thighs...bigger bust nko?

I wonder how those two would cope with each other stranded out there for over a year.

I sure they would have carried out some unprofessional and personal experiments out there!

You cannot do those unprofessional things in zero gravity environment.
You really underestimate how much gravity assists our activities down here on earth.
As for shape, your body starts to turn into a ball shape. All fluids shift to your center of mass. Legs and arms are not being used/exercised to carry your body weight. So they get smaller. Calcium in your bones reduces.

eepeepook:
I said before that she looks the same. She confirmed it. On a regular day, she looks like Zelda from Terrahawks. Google the name because I'm yet to learn how to post images here past straight from a device. Nairaland needs an upgrade. The guy who owns it cannot do so.

Eh wey!!!!.
She must hear about this.

jaxxy:
Lol. betting companies are not doing father Christmas o.

Exactly.
The betting company will collect their money and go.
and leave the better broke,

You can't get something for nothing.
You're doing NOTHING and you expect money to magically appear for you?
That's stupidity.
The betting centre has done SOMETHING
-they built the center
-bought the TVs
-bought the PCs
-bought petrol to run the generators.
They have invested in your stupidity and they will always get your money.
This is how every gambling agency works. Be it SportsBet in Nigeria, or Casino in Las Vegas.
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At least the Las Vegas ones, they create a serene environment with babes to make you dance and have fun and forget your money is going.
Nigeria one is just sweaty guys, with ARMPIT smelling everywhere. You start smelling them from the main road sef.

CJStarz:
Wonder why people attribute mystical powers to anthills.
As children, wee were told spirits reside I'm anthills

YOU were told, and not "we" were told.
YOU.

sunsweet33:
All you wrote here is just another way of saying that black people HATE themselves. Admiring the white man working in his own system because you can’t cope with the one he violently imposed on you is called SELF-HATE!

I’m so disgusted at the scenes coming from African today of black people celebrating a confirmed white supremacist coming to power.

Abomination, Alu!!

This video is about how western Countries, through the IMF, has recolonised Africa with unpayable debts.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov_jAE-jUmw?si=mKsSK7BupTmYmJtR

So they didn't see the exploded ones?

SpaceX:
let make America great again.......

Who is let make America great again?
You've not made your father's house great.
Is America you want to make great...
Or you think they will dash you visa for this your statement?
You will still go and queue under sun in Walter Carrington, VI and pay money for Visa O.

sunsweet33:
Cos blacks natural hate themselves. If not I don’t see why western news stations should be running items on how much Nigerians love trump. When he has a proven history of extreme anti-black racism.

No blacks don't hate themselves.
Our country was formed by white men who messed up our social structure.
So the country isn't compatible with people's cultures. Things not working, country falling apart.
We should be forming our own Wakanda political system, with laws and customs.
But we're still trying to force white men democracy to work here.
As it is not working, we admire white men more as their own is working.

dododawa1:
BE-COS
Nigerians
Spend
Dollar.

Because Nigerians judge their self worth by
how closely they can please white men.

sleek214:
You arrested him because of Dismissive Attitude towards the office of the Inspector General of Police Not because he verbally and physically assaulted a bolt driver.... Shame on you guys.

Exactly
Police just wanted to show they are important.

Judolisco:
Omo... Which day I go finish my msc like dis.... 3 yrs and counting....
If dem born u for naija, life Don dey lead you like 10-0 already, you gats hustle to score back

Instead of waiting for MSc before living your life, why not just live your life now and get your results.
There's many great men without Uni degree...
Stop holding yourself back

forgiveness:
Gradually, we are getting there. All science subjects and course should be taught in indigenous languages.

500 different indigenous languages in this country.
So you will first ask everybody to stop mixing, and marrying and go back to their very location where ONLY their language is spoken.
Then teach them there with that their language.
Anybody that cannot speak, should leave the state and find the place where
they are speaking his language.
After that nobody will leave their states again.
No more Nigeria, No more NYSC

abbeyd2:
I feel the same way you do; I don’t understand why, wallahi.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBnDWSvaQ1I

Pootle:
you alone on that one o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBnDWSvaQ1I

ThugCheetah:
You think of something and then open instagram and see content related to exactly what you’re thinking. I didn’t even say talking cos I know microphones and ai can work that. Just thinking!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBnDWSvaQ1I

MONEY247:
It's algorithm.... even when you make calls the algorithm store your voice collection and suggest what you say... it's algorithm

Algorithm is predicting the type of things you or people similar to you typcially talk/think about.
Hmm. Nawa.
That's how Amazon's Jeff Bazos developed his millions.
By suggesting other books/products for you to buy.
Suggested, Customers also bought, Similar items to...

Yukov:
No big deal. Every responsible woman do this.
Finding a big deal to this shows how irresponsible you are.

It's a sign that you have not paid for a house help or professional to
help them in the house.
So they punish you instead.
It is sad.
We're all aiming for higher things. Many times we just don't arrive at our goal

You're the one going home with ordinary leg.
You didn't carry husband.

She speaks yoruba while eating Okro soup.
So which languages does she speak while eating
1. Rice and stew
2. Yam and beans
3. Indomie and egg
...

gaby:
Useless to himself, everyone and thing.

But very useful to the sports betting centre
It's this kind of useless people that sports betting center is looking for.
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Sports that is meant for your health and well being,
you won't go and play a sport. It's to bet that you know.
Continue betting. The betting center will never lose.

flyinnizam:
hope he never enter one chance...should have booked uber/bolt. I always do that after arriving at Lagos airport but who knows what really happened so I just hope it's not one chance.

Why are people always returning to Nigeria after going to UK?
Guy must have been speaking we Oyibo accent. That one will now blow the taxi drivers head. In this harsh economy, they will just be having kidnapping idea, to get that UK Pounds from him and his English.

Police was invented by the British colonisers to protect the rich from the poor.
If the rich pay directly, they get protection.
If the rich control government and use government to pay the police, they get protection.
As far as they are concerned, the poor can go and die.

Ola9ja23:
Lovely article
I know that LNG is used for cooking gas
CNG mainly for powering plant, gen or small vehicle

Hope I'm correct 😀

LNG (Liquified natural gas) is a mix of Propane and Butane. I think in Nigeria we have more Butane than Propane in the mix
and in the UK they have the other way, more propane than Butane in the mix. it has to do with the temperatures of these 2 different countries. UK is cold and they don't want their gas to freeze in the cylinder. Nigeria is hot and we don't want the gas to explode in the cylinder.
Hence the changes.
Our cookers have been designed to use it well, mix with air and burn. You can buy a UK cooker and it will work here In Nigeria.

CNG (Compressed Natural Gas) is basically Methane.
It burns at a low temperature. Ie, you need more of it to burn same rate as Propane/Butane mix.
So if you use it in a cooker, it will just blow out and quench.
There are special cookers that can use it.. Maybe in the US or something.
Some people have made the mistake of buying a fancy gas cooker from the US designed for CNG (methane),
...not reading the specifications and then shitting in their pant with surprise when the cooker doesn't work
with our gas in Nigeria.