₦airaland Forum

mrjoeblinks:
Ehen?
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Let Nigerians also go and take over jobs in India. Shebi dem say the two of dem na poverty capitals of the world

Indians are racist. They hate black skin. Even their own native black Indians are treated as trash.
That's why they come here and treat us as trash and if you go to their country, you'll get trash treatment there as well.

Kobojunkieee:
Nigerian people have never tried impeaching their leaders so please stop telling that lie!

Oya now.
Since we have not tried to impeach our leaders, then we want them there.
So what is the complaint about again?
We have the leaders that we want. Let everybody rest.

NaijaSumigan:
Only a stupid and mad man as well a drug addict takes decisions like Tinubu does... He is a waste of space, time also a monumental failure to Nigerians at large.

Majority are seriously cursing him daily... He has proven to be a bastard

I seriously don't know the type of power that Nigerian leaders have
that even when the people don't want the leaders, they cannot still impeach or remove the
leaders from their seat.
That means, if British colonisers didn't dash us our independence freely,
we won't be able to fight them, protest and remove them from power, till date.

Pootle:
laslas them go seize the whole country

HongKong that was given indepence under British rule.
China is seizing the whole country back.

DLSReigns:
Any move to forestall violence is welcomed.

Nothing can happen in Nigeria again without violence.
Protest, violence
Sleep, violence
Queue, violence.
Everything violence

adeniyi65:
Show us the d*mn thing or I don't ......

Well, it's up to you.
Use your mature mind to search google.
If you're not ready for the results just ask any doctor.
Doctors/medical people seem very capable of looking at these
type of things without having sexual thoughts in their head.

Ennyjude:
Nawa ooo. Everything is now shown to the public

She dated guys.
And when guys see her thing, they will take picture and try to blackmail her with the pictures.
So that's why she just expose herself now. Let everybody know and remove her shame.

maasoap:
She would be lucky if one of the two organs is efficient enough to cause reproduction. At least, one of them would be underdeveloped for reproduction

I think this same lady said she has "fathered" 2 children with 2 other women.
1 child is a boy and one is a girl. I'm not sure, but she said one of the kids has this problem also.
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She used to date guys. But once guys see that her thing, they run away, or blackmail her for money.
That's why she just opened up herself live, so nobody will come and blackmail her again.

Treasure17:
Mystery.

Basically, every human being starts off as female
with female organ...
All of us.
It will either get bigger and bigger until you are born as a female.
OR
The male part will start to form out, while the female part will shrink off.
Then you get born as a male

In this person's case, the male part stated forming and the female part did not shrink off.
Anomaly.

2aces:
FG needs to do massive sensitisation of the public about the safety, efficiency and proper handling of this Petro to CNG conversion, if not it will take a very long time for people to fully accept it.

Why should FG do that?
Yes, me too I don't like FG. But on this matter why should FG sensitize anybody?
You're the one that owns your car or bus. Find whatever cheap fuel to power it.
If you like, still be queuing up for petrol, while your other colleagues are doing CNG on their cars and going their way, that is your business and not Govt business.

shortgun:
Who cares, one will have to be extremely lucky to have people like me work for them.

Well, as the other person said, you will fail the interview.
They don't know your skill yet. They've not yet seen you perform anything.
So they're not bothered if they're lucky or not to have you.
They'll just gladly kick you and your pride out of the interview.
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You can only talk this your talk after working in the organisation for some time and clearly improving their business.

Well, the organization is trying to know if after they teach you all about their business, you will run away
and use that knowledge in their rival company.
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I think it's best to just let them know that you will always like to try other career paths unrelated to their business.

Treasure17:
Serious.

She was born in 1874?
1874-1900 - 26 years
1900-2000 -100 years
2000-2024 - 24 years
=
Total - 150 years.
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Pissure OR... I don't believe it.

MisterBanny:
But he won't do this in Nigeria

Well as you can see, Nigeria's minimum wage is N70,000
And employers can't even pay that.
And the N70,000 is still not realistic to survive.
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But whatever minimum wage is in Brazil, he can sha
survive on it.

colossus91:
lol they are proud animals can’t keep them, too attention seeking, I no want abeg I will choose dogs over it every day though I don’t have pets.

I watch some cat and dog videos on YouTube.
So far, what I can tell about cats is that the owner is typically already rich with enough food in their house,
and they like to sit and relax at home, watching TV or gisting.
Those are the type of people that cats like. They have time for cat and cat has time for them.
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Dog owners are typically adventurous people, running up and down with the dog.
But they also have money to feed the dog and groom the dog.
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Bottom line, in Nigeria, we don't have money, time, fuel, light, food, security, water... nothing.
Forget cat and dog.

Adealinga1985:
Mad people everywhere if i get chance be Nigeria president i will build world largest prison without food and water walai

The first thing you have to do as Nigerian president it make sure everybody understands the constitution and agrees to it before you define what a crime is and arrest people for committing a crime.
As it is now, Nigeria doesn't have a sensible constitution. Hence everybody is just doing their own thing anyhow they like.
Some are permanently above every laws. Others are perpetually beaten up by police for just existing.

Clinghton:
We would go to the market and buy foodstuff,get home and cook.

On a second thought she shouldn't have said such a thing on a first data, it might create wrong impression.

... Date is a romantic thing. You took her out to eat romantic food...
but lady is too poor to romance anything.
So you've got a UNICEF case on your hands, not a date, not a wife... just an emergency.
She only lied about dating you just to get money to eat.
Give her the money to sort herself and go and look for another lady that has enough strength for first date.
Never love/marry somebody that is in distress. They're not thinking straight.
When their mind later settles, you will see their true character and you will regret.

bdon123:
I am actually planning to buy it...bt d 400k dey burst my head

Planning!!!
I hear you planning.
Me too, I'm planning to be president of USA and Russia with Nigeria combined.

kiddkash:
Russian

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_IlIbDu1Xyo?feature=share

Video about Russian accent when speaking English.

He-Glish!
Ha can't speak He-glish

Eriokanmi:
That's Vono, solid bed. Vono has gone into extinction I guess

Vono was a bed manufacturer.
Every manufactuing in Nigeria is being deliberately frastrated out of business with no lighting, no raw materials, no security.

Damian911:
You're wrong bro
Sometimes, what we really want as information can't be expressed much by Google but AI will answer your question the human way which is the best rather than dropping links of numerous websites

It reads the summary of the sites and presents them to you in human language.
It's still summary.
It's not inventing anything new.

blowjohn:
So Nigerians don't have engineers?

Abi na only the ones wey don switch to banking and barbing?

Nigeria has engineers.
But shey with your eyes, you can clearly see how Nigeria has FRAUSTRATED doctors to the extent
that all the doctors have japa from Nigeria?
Shey you can see it?
That is EXACTLY the same way Nigeria is treating Engineers.
Frustrating their every attempt to do anything. Many just give up and switch to other
fields or japa.

illicit:
Since I have been hearing about this Ajaokuta I don't think it has ever produced iron rod or common nail....

Well, it is being sabotaged by same cabal that is sabotaging all our oil refineries.
To force Nigeria to continue importing.
Nothing is wrong with the plant. Cabal just make sure it never works.

datola:
To be before warned is to before harmed

... To be forewarned is to the forearmed...

weyreypey:
It's seeing its reflection on the dark marble tiles

Exactly.
It thinks there's another turkey there and is trying to catch it.

illicit:
Chatting with AI about President Tinubu is dumb...

It will get its information from all the online newspaper headlines about Tinubu, summarise them and give you whatever any newspaper said about him.

The AI is trained in natural language.
Unfortunately for many, natural language means English.
This is a cat. This is a mouse..
Once you start using slangs, bad spellings, pidgin English, the AI will lose your meaning or interprete a different meaning.
All the answers it gets are already on the Internet. It just presents the most relevant summary in a proper English back to you. So it is not inventing anything new.

APOSTLECHUMA:
PURE TRUTH.

You cannot force people to listen.
You have a right to speak, yes.
But you don't have a right to shout.
Speak inside your church and if your message is truely valid, it will show in the lives of your members.
Your members have friends. They talk to their friends, and through friendship, convince them to join the church.
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but what you guys propagate is HATRED. You hate everybody that does not listen to you.
You hate everybody that is not your member
You hate anybody that tries to correct you.
You hate to watch people exercise their right to freedom.
You want to IMPRISON people inside your church and TAX them for all their money.
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100% OPPOSITE of what Jesus did.
Jesus NEVER shouted in anybody's house.
Sermon on the mount? Jesus Went to river side, or mountain top to preach. People would leave township and look for him.
He only moved in township QUIETLY.
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This is something YOU and your FAKE church are INCAPABLE of doing.
because you're constantly seeking admiration and reward.

Nteogwuija:
Let me help you. If the churches can have the richest clergymen, why can't they build soundproof buildings?

The noise from the church is supposed to attract more "customers" from the road.
So they can enter the church, donate money and make the clergymen richer.
Fake chuches.

Hemanwel:
We truly deserve the type of leadership we get in this country. Imagine the senators who are voted in to represent their constituencies cannot make open what they collect as salaries.

If you even look at the lifestyles they live, N21m is no where near what we can assume they receive every month.

We need to learn nation building in schools and carry the Nigerian attitude 24/7 along with us.
The problem is that many are still living in 1888... Carrying tribal and village sentiments around.
And I'm very sorry to say, those sentiments are totally against the Nigerian system what we've found ourselves in.
You'll just end up figting against each other or pointing loyalty to village chiefs while ignoring the Nigerian government in power.
The government, who owns all the money/resources knows this.
They leave us to continue fighting each other and insulting our tribes online... while they unitedly, collect
all the proceeds of oil wealth and protect themselves from us, with loyal traitors.
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During the slave trade period in US, white men did it.
They will get 100 black slaves.
Then appoint 1 black slave as the head/foreman.
That 1 black foreman will unleash HELL on the other 99 black slaves because
he wants to please the white man.
INSTEAD of the 100 slaves to just gather and beat the 1 white man.
That's how slavery continued to propagate.
And that's exactly what our Nigerian government and senators are doing with us. And we're busy helping them achieve it as well.

This country lacks goal and purpose.
For USA, their goal and purpose is quite clear and it drives every action they take.
They fought off imperial Britain for their independence. Hence they have to now show the
whole world that their democracy is the best. Freedom/rights for everybody, enforced by carrying of guns,
using common sense and technology to get results.
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For Nigeria, we didn't do nothing. We just have 2 sets of people.
Government people that took over from the British administrators and we local/village people that are
being pushed around by authority figures. they keep on pushing and kicking us left and right. We're not
aiming for anything, No dialog with the ruling class.
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What we really need to do is remove the ruling class totally.
Then let we, the people decide what style of government we need. Or IF we even need Nigeria again sef.