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Foreign Affairs / Re: Tifany Trump Gets $1.2m Diamond Engagement Ring From Michael Boulos by UwaMmebii(m): 10:33am On Jan 20, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
23 years Michael to 27 yearsTiffany ...Love is really beautiful thing....Men are now getting smarter and wiser.....marrying a woman that is damnnn matured
Not those girls of 25 and below that act like babies and nag, complain of almost everything....menstrual pain....buy me this .....buy me that....i miss my period this...I don't have enough pad that...I want to fix nails that shows light in the night...give me transport...sub for me...give me money for eye lash...I want to mix two expensive cream to bring out my colour....am tired of Bob Marley hairstyle...I need kinky ball, braiding, twisting, crochet, Rihanna and chuku hairstyle

the older ladies from 25 and above.....give us peace of mind more....and they are matured enough to take care of their shit themselves
They behave like our mother.........with that they will be crawling into our heart without us knowing....
Boom...before you know it....we engage and pay bride price

Yeah...the one crawling into my heart now is about 3 years and seven months older than me...if she continues treating me this way....she might weaken me as a real niggarrr and i will just pay bride price o
Foreign Affairs / Re: Donald Trump Issues More Than 140 Pardons And Commutations - SEE LIST by UwaMmebii(m): 10:23am On Jan 20, 2021
He should pardon hushpuppy
Celebrities / Re: Omotola Jalade-Ekeind Gives Gistlovers 24 Hours To Prove Oshiomhole Story by UwaMmebii(m): 11:14pm On Jan 19, 2021
nogragra:

Igbos and lies are like 5&6.

Forget it might be true. Yoruba women are something else
Celebrities / Re: Omotola Jalade-Ekeind Gives Gistlovers 24 Hours To Prove Oshiomhole Story by UwaMmebii(m): 11:03pm On Jan 19, 2021
timesup234:
I pity you guys. Oshiomole is even too big, omotola bleeped so many averaged guys with money. One was even paying for her ticket to come bang him in texas every month. Na confirm okpo brainwashing many with innocent smile

I think there is an element of truth there
Celebrities / Re: Omotola Jalade-Ekeind Gives Gistlovers 24 Hours To Prove Oshiomhole Story by UwaMmebii(m): 11:00pm On Jan 19, 2021
Pochettino:


We women are insatiable

Hmm na wa oh,
Celebrities / Re: Top 10 Most Followed Nigerian Musicians On Instagram by UwaMmebii(m): 7:00pm On Jan 18, 2021
Queenslander:
Still can't believe burna boy didn't make this list.. TF..

I'm surprised too

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Religion / Re: Apostle Paul Okikijesu 2021 Prophecies: Crisis In Aso Rock, A Governor Will Die by UwaMmebii(m): 10:39am On Jan 17, 2021
NaijaOlosho:
grin
Don't let Wike see this prophesy oo
His deputy is a female grin

Not only wike oh, Ugwuanyi too should be scared

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Religion / Re: Apostle Paul Okikijesu 2021 Prophecies: Crisis In Aso Rock, A Governor Will Die by UwaMmebii(m): 10:36am On Jan 17, 2021
shekauvsbuhari:
Which states have a woman deputy governor? I know of rivers state. Which other ones? Add yours

Enugu

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Family / Re: My Wife Gave Me The Shock Of My Life. Help! by UwaMmebii(m): 11:02pm On Jan 16, 2021
CalliDora1:
It's not right for her to make such a statement. It just goes to show how shallow some peoples' brains can be.

Does She think rape is pleasurable? For all she knows, the lady would have still died from being raped by those hefty men or worst still gotten infected with a deadly disease or ended with an unwanted pregnancy that will torment her for life.

The lady died a hero. And her death didn't go unavenged. so why is your wife saying she died for nothing?? She's narrow minded and cheap. You're not overreacting. In fact, if you can, show her my comment, let her learn how to reason and talk in matters like this.


You are very sensible. I like your type

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Romance / Re: Ladies, What Makes A Guy Boring? by UwaMmebii(m): 11:06pm On Jan 15, 2021
cappucino925:
Nice guys..
Guys who talk a lot...
Guys who cant initiate sex.....
Broke guys....
Dumb guys

Guy who talk a lot a boring guy? Are u serious?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 50 Million Naira Or Civil Service Job, Which One Will You Choose? by UwaMmebii(m): 3:53pm On Jan 14, 2021
saraki2019:

If salary is over 200k I will go for civil service

Hmmm na wa oh, even if the salary is 1m I will still collect the 50m. I have several business ideas both online and offline that can multiply that 50m in just a year.
Family / Re: Man Catches His Wife Sleeping With Another Man; Takes A Selfie With Them (Pix) by UwaMmebii(m): 7:41pm On Jan 13, 2021
UDbester:
This is the more reason I don't have or keep friends.

That was how in 2011, when I went for my NYSC in another state, my babe of two years told me when I called her that she was with my best friend. I asked her what he was doing in her house, she said he only came to keep her company since I wasn't around to do so.

O boy! Right at that moment I droped her stupid azz and moved on!!! Good radiance

Hmmm women
Travel / Re: Canadian Student Visa Thread Part 18 by UwaMmebii(m): 5:00pm On Jan 13, 2021
Anon123:


They don't offer medicine to internationals... U must be a permanent resident or a citizen

Ok thanks
Travel / Re: Canadian Student Visa Thread Part 18 by UwaMmebii(m): 4:52pm On Jan 13, 2021
Anon123:


Medical school?

Nursing or medicine?

The lil I know about applying to medical courses is its hard to gain admission to the program as long as you are an international. Eg, for nursing, you will be required to go for pre-nursing first. For medicine, lie lie, you won't get it..

Medicine, na wa oh I never knew it's this hard.
Travel / Re: Canadian Student Visa Thread Part 18 by UwaMmebii(m): 4:40pm On Jan 13, 2021
Anon123:


U mean waec?

Yes please

Yes sir I mean waec. Please how do I go applying for any of the top medical school there?
Travel / Re: Canadian Student Visa Thread Part 18 by UwaMmebii(m): 4:30pm On Jan 13, 2021
Good day everyone, please can someone apply to any of the university in Canada with only his/her O level qualifications? Urgent answer is needed please
Romance / Re: "Stingy Women Association Of Nigeria" Launched To Counter The Men's Version by UwaMmebii(m): 12:36pm On Jan 12, 2021
felong:
Useless people they can't even stick to one motto. Do not open, I will come tomorrow. Which one be una motto awon lazy broke girls.

Their men counterpart have two motor as well
Let me see what I can do and
Do not give shishi

This nation is good for catching cruise
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Officially Joins Stingy Men Association Of Nigeria (SMAN) Gets ID Card by UwaMmebii(m): 10:14am On Jan 12, 2021
NinaArsenal:
Even my fiance sef join.
I had to go and join the women association too

Lol naija funny die
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Officially Joins Stingy Men Association Of Nigeria (SMAN) Gets ID Card by UwaMmebii(m): 10:09am On Jan 12, 2021
kenzysmith:
peter of psquare should join this association I done dey beg am money for Instagram and twiiter baba no wan still send me money

How do you expect Peter to give u money when u are a male, we are talking about women here. Unless u are woman and Peter ignored ur begging dexterity that's when he will join the Noble association
Crime / Re: Pastor Masodje & Dead Beauty Ngegbarane: Body Of Pregnant Missing Lady Found by UwaMmebii(m): 10:45am On Jan 09, 2021
Jessepaid:
Hehehe...
She went to visit him on the 25th...
A few days later he called her parents to ask about her whereabouts...

A day after Christmas she was brought into a mortuary as an accident victim..

On normal circumstances I would say she died while going to see him..

But.. her sister claimed she was pregnant for him and he begged her to terminate which she refused to do...

So I see motive from the pastor to hide the baby by any means necessary..

Which can mean he called her to come over to discuss about the baby and orchestrated a murder to look like an accident..

Or

The victims sister is using the pregnancy story to hold the pastor responsible for her sisters death...


The police should question the mortuary to obtain the following..

Description of who brought the body?

Autopsy?

Where did the accident happen?

Was the body mutilated or had shown signs of severe bleeding prior to death?...

Other questions to be asked include but are not limited to the following...

Does the pastor own a car?

Does he have temperamental issues?

Is he a violent person?

How far is the pastor's house from the mortuary where the body was found?

Did the pastor have any substantial thing to lose if his secret was discovered? His name, his congregation, a promotion?

When they checked his house was it arranged or disorganized?

Question his neighbours also..

The pastor might be innocent....

The pastor might not be innocent...

Circumstances and certain situations can greatly affect reasoning and logic..





Nice one.
Romance / Re: What's The Craziest Thing You've Ever Done For Love? by UwaMmebii(m): 9:44am On Jan 07, 2021
alizma:

You mean he opened an account in your name, got an ATM card in your name, all without your knowledge and the bank processed everything for him without your appearance? Make una dey fear God at times o

As in eh! This lie tie wrapper
Romance / Re: Would You Reject Expensive Gift From An Admirer For Cheap One From Your Lover? by UwaMmebii(m): 1:16pm On Jan 06, 2021
felong:

Exactly cool
Nice profile pic by the way. cool

grin undecided
Health / Re: Ogun Student Commits Suicide For Being Dumped By Girlfriend by UwaMmebii(m): 1:43pm On Dec 30, 2020
smithmoi:
Yea as usual i see people insulting him, calling him all sorts of names, you may never understand untill it happens to you. Growing up i never knew my parents, grew up with guardians, never knew love, was an extreme introvert, someone managed to see me through uni, all he sent me was pocket money, no friends, nuffin.. Holidays i would still be in the hostel, similar life with when i was in secondary school.. I fell in love in my year two, all i had i shared, since she was all i ever wanted i gave my all, she was all that mattered, infact i worshipped her, i got disvirgined with her as well, it was like charm

Three years later she cheated, i caught her and even begged her, later she tried breaking up with me, boy i drank confor all i thought of then was death, thank God i was helped and regained conciousness. Today im married with two kids.

See, a man who no one, when he is heart broken, first thought is death. We should show love to one another, you have no idea what pain that boy went through.

You're very right
Politics / Re: Governor Ikpeazu & Wife, Nkechi Celebrate 29th Wedding Anniversary (Photos) by UwaMmebii(m): 10:35pm On Dec 29, 2020
His wife is not fine. The only beautiful south east first ladies are that of Anambra and Ebonyi.
Religion / Re: Primate Ayodele 2021 Prophecy: I Foresee Calamity In The New Year by UwaMmebii(m): 4:12pm On Dec 27, 2020
Fool

Prophet indeed.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Dating A Rev Father In Okitipupa by UwaMmebii(m): 5:02pm On Dec 26, 2020
MISSCONGENIALITY:
All.my life I never knew preist had manhood's till few years back when one babe in my neighborhood was telling.me about her relationship with my parish priest and a serving seminariane then. The babe had a thing for Rev fathers. I even started avoiding her. Her other sisters were the same. The parish house was their second home and everyone knew it. She will tell me how father gave her this and that. Just as there are Faithful husbands there are still faithful priests.
Just that these days parent force their kids who can't keep their dick in their trousers to join preisthood.

Exactly dear, the kind of people entering seminary school nowadays is worrisome.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Dating A Rev Father In Okitipupa by UwaMmebii(m): 3:51pm On Dec 26, 2020
MISSCONGENIALITY:
From the chat, I can see your babe is a kitty girl forcing herself of the priest. She finds the priest attractive as most girls do..most girls and even married women crush on priests alot. Some won't date anyone who's not a catjolit priest. One babe in my church was said to have been sent away by her husband because she mistakenly called her husband by the father's name during their live making. cheesy
While some priest are able to resist the devil, some of them invite the devil to dine with them. While some ladies on the other hand can't hold themselves seeing a Father. Marries women are not left out.
As for you poster, you have to either hold your babe or let her go. She's not the only lady and even if you ezpoaet the priest, she will still go after another preist or man.

All you said about girls falling for Priest is true, there is one Priest who is my Dad's close friend. There is a time my Dad visited him in his parish as they were discussing inside his living room a married woman entered there carrying a well cooked delicious food for the Father, the Rev. Father is a holy one not like the one OP is talking about, the Father told the woman to return the food for her hubby that he has warned her not to bring anything to the parish that they are not lacking anything there, all this happened in presence of my Dad. I still can't understand the mystery behind women falling for anointed Rev. Well most of them are handsome sha. The truth be told not all are like the one OP is talking, most of them do resist the temptations, they keep their priesthood vow.
Politics / Re: Dahiru Mangal Katsina’s Richest Man Pours Billions Into Nigerien Election by UwaMmebii(m): 11:35am On Dec 26, 2020
BafanaBafana:
I remember Arthur Nzeribe also bragging about sponsoring presidential election somewhere

Is Arthur Eze not Arthur nzeribe

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Family / Re: Lady Appreciates The Christmas Chicken Her Husband Bought But Gets Slammed by UwaMmebii(m): 7:37am On Dec 25, 2020
ecomalchemist:
This is an example of a virtuous woman and a wife material.

Poco for don run leave you the moment she no see Christmas chicken for house.


I just dey reason how my Christmas go because I don't have so much cash to throw around but I want to share my phones and gadget Importation guide from US and UK with Nairalanders today.

Abeg it's free ooo !!!


just send me a WhatsApp message via my sig

Am telling you this type of women hardly cheat on their men! They are very faithful.
Family / Re: Lady Appreciates The Christmas Chicken Her Husband Bought But Gets Slammed by UwaMmebii(m): 7:34am On Dec 25, 2020
I really love women that are contended with anything they were given to. Kudos to you woman. Your hubby is lucky man

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Food / Re: The Onions I Bought N50 Today - Enugu by UwaMmebii(m): 9:14pm On Dec 24, 2020
fineboynl:
here

Very cheap, where I dey stay is 1 of that 50 naira. The three is #150 naira

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