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Travel / Re: Uyo City - The Rising Colossus Of The Delta by UwaMmebii(m): 11:53am On Dec 04, 2020
collinshush:
ANSMEDIA and FOXDOSSIER come and see what City looks like, not those pictures of Awka Village you're disturbing us here with all the time.

What's there to see in this city filled with bungalows, go to awka and see a lot of big mansion. I am not impressed with what am seeing above seriously, they only tried in road infrastructure and standium. The rest of the city is a village filled with bungalows

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Travel / Re: I Just Got A 3-Month Visa To Dubai, I Need Your Suggestions Please!!! by UwaMmebii(m): 11:24pm On Dec 03, 2020
ebuka10box:
there are jobs from all indications just that jobs might be 1000 dihrams to 2000. Agents plenty here too sha ,I know like 10 persons that have offered to give me a job after the quarantine but I still dey observe. 60percent of naija girls no dey like work even if a job is offered to them. most of them cast out big time from prostitution, 300dihrams, 200dihrams a night.... more updates

Hmm naija gals.
Romance / Re: How Do I Retrieve Some Of My Belongings From My Ex? by UwaMmebii(m): 2:44am On Dec 02, 2020
MedicH:
I bought her a phone, blackberry bold 2 plus the sim card, that was the first phone she ever used. She came into the university and made two female friends who were equally from her home town. I noticed that these females were not friends really but more of rivals and always competing with each other ok stupidest of things like who has slept in the highest hotels, who has gone to all the swimming venues, etc etc.

After some times she started cheating with a yahoo guy, going out, snapping pics in a particular car and posting on Facebook so I became suspicious. One day the she and those friends were in my house and I noticed they wanted to talk about a guy one of them met so they can all compare him with their guys, maybe mock the ones underperforming and stuffs but in this discussion, they were not going deep into the real gist.

I told them I wanted to go and get something in the other street that they should stay. I left my phone in voice recording and hid it in the room. After like 10 mins I came back and took my phone and played the record after they have gone and heard everything. I was not surprises anyways as my instincts were right. I had one problem on my mind then, I must get back my bold 2.

One rainy afternoon then after school, she wanted to go home and my guy gave me a clue on how to get my phone. Luckily for me the receipt was in my name and in my possession. My guy offered to drive her home with me in the car, she was so happy. She already started doing that blinking eye, shaking head rolling lips video in the car. We moved away from the school and passed the road to her house to somewhere a bit far away and lonely in the rain.

As we were moving I connected my phone to the car audio via bluetooth and played the recording which gave her the biggest shock of her life. My guy was saying chai girls are wicked, these girls mocked me that I can't buy ordinary pizza, someone i gave a new phone i bought for myself. My guy stopped the car, i came out and ordered her to get out of the car, she was scared, I snatched the phone from her brought out the sim, broke it, put the phone in my pocket and got into the car and we left here there in the rain and zoomed off.

That was how I got my phone back and I was very very happy.

I am very happy with what you did. Kudos bro, you are smart.

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Romance / Re: He Used His Schools Fees To Buy Hot Note 8 For His Girlfriend by UwaMmebii(m): 3:35am On Dec 01, 2020
kenzysmith:
Good day fellow nairalanders, his mother roast plantains and ice fish at the road side , she manage to raised money for this guy fees but he used the money to buy phone for his girlfriend exam is fast approaching registration will soon close if he don't pay on time he risked an added year we told him to call home to explain things to his mom been but he said he can't, we also suggest he go take the phone back from his girlfriend but he said he is falling hand we force him to go meet this girl and the girl told us the phone is her birthday gift she can't return it to him. please this guy is in trouble and his girlfriend has paid her own fees we advice this guy to leave this heartless girl but he won't listen. please should we inform his mom we are confuse.

Hahahaha I can't stop laughing.
Celebrities / Re: Davido: When I Changed Naira To Dollars Today, I Almost Cried by UwaMmebii(m): 8:27pm On Nov 30, 2020
While Obo is crying I am smiling, I bought a lot of btc when it was $3k at the rate of 345 naira and sold some today at the rate of 500 naira. Huge money. Let dollar keep rising I need it to be $/1k naira self. One man pain is another person joy.

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Romance / Re: What's The Most Embarrassing Moment You Can't Forget by UwaMmebii(m): 4:15pm On Nov 29, 2020
Uniquekriss:
how many more times did you bang her pussy after that

Man this okafor's law is real.. we have been banging ourselves since then. The bond is very strong. I sometimes try to resist the urge due to the trust her mum have for me but she will seduce me into banging her. She is damn hot and I can't resist the temptation cry

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Romance / Re: Why Do Men Give Money For Sex And Woman Sex For Money? by UwaMmebii(m): 9:44am On Nov 29, 2020
Fuckyoumod:
Hello,

My friend just called me to tell me that the lady he has been chasing for over 9 months now has finally succumbed.
To his surprise the "perfect sister" who kept rejecting him and his advances at will, finally accepted to date him.

So my guy was happy and surprised but never cared to know the secret behind this latest development. Between early November till date he has invited her over to his place like 6 times but she has refused all his advance to get her laid. Finally, my guy got angry and told her he doesn't understand her at all, maybe her mind is not fully made up to date him, immediately she introduced her manipulative and deceitful skills.

she started crying, it is not that she does not like him or doesn't want to have sex too, but that how can she be here having sex and her house is on fire? When in a week time her landlord would throw her out, she has not been able to pay her rent of 150k for 4 months after expiration, and how she has nowhere to go. Her tears increased like a water fall. Women can be very manipulative!

Immediately, it became obvious to him why she accepted the relationship, she was stranded and needed financial help. so he played along by telling her, how come she never mentioned it to him all this while, that he just gave out a loan of 250k, that all he can help her with is 80k, that she should talk to her landlord if he can accept 80k at the moment then later the remaining money would be paid. She kept crying, finally she called her landlord, everybody needs money, the landlord accepted and asked her to make the money available on or before the 22 of Nov. 2020.
My guy accepted to make the money available to her before on the 20th of Nov.

Moving forward to the crazy part, to the surprise of my friend, she stopped crying, and immediately told my friend that will be travelling that same day and would come back on the 20th to collect the money. So my friend was like " please na, since you will be travelling today, I will miss you, please lets just make love that he really wants it" and she was like when I'm back on the 20th we can make love, that if he truly love her, he should understand and bear with her. That she even needed money for her transport fare.

So my friend decided to open his bank mobile app and showed her a balance of 300k, while insisting the 300k was meant for payment for his building project materials and can not be touched. But he will give her his ATM card to go withdraw 20k for her transport fare, as he doesn't not have cash here at home. She was so happy that "mugu don fall" and wanted a transfer immediately, but my friend insisted he can not do transfers that are less than 100k. He immediately brought out his ATM card gave it to her and gave her a wrong pin too. But he made it clear to her that she is free to withdraw only if she promise to give him sex before she leaves.

Lo and behold, she immediately told him that she needed to make use of the shower and how her body was hot bla bla bla..... To his surprise She went into the shower and came out completely naked from head to toe. Last last everything ended in 20minutes and he even collected a second round.

The interesting part, the moment she left for withdrawal,he immediately went to the bank to request for another ATM card. She did not get 20k for t.fare, she did not get 80k for rent, she has been calling him for the rent, since 22nd nov till date, Her landlord has evicted her, she has vowed to kill him via diabolic means for sleeping with her and not keeping his end of the bargain. my guy is restless and scared.

My question is, What should he do? Should he pay the 20k or 80k? Do you think he should have just let her go? And why do women exchange sex for money?

Your friend is a bad guy!
Romance / Re: "I'm The Only Girl That Took Her Boyfriend Out & Spent N7k On Him" - Lady Boasts by UwaMmebii(m): 11:45am On Nov 28, 2020
Chisom you tried but seriously you for use that money buy better thing for your mum this Christmas. That man will still cheat on you. I was mad at my sister the day she told me how she assisted her bf with 100k. Which kind yeye love be that. Thank God na one rich niggar wey dey Yankee dey marry her now not that broke ass guy. Guys please hustle!
Romance / Re: What's The Most Embarrassing Moment You Can't Forget by UwaMmebii(m): 2:09am On Nov 28, 2020
popweezy:
A brother who sees me as the most gentle and easy going guy on the street caught me red handed having canal knowledge with her sister... That day ehn.. I wished the earth should just swallow me...

The next day I saw the brother, I didn't bother to greet him. If you see the eye wey e take look me ehn...

hmmm I have encountered the same scenario, there is this woman that trusted me so much when I was in Abuja, she is a bank manager she sometimes bring her three daughters to my apartment to look after them as I always dey house trading FX, crypto and programming. I was so gentle, soft spoken and honest to her because the woman had tested me before in other things but I excelled through the test. So one fateful day, I went to their apartment close to mine as I normally do when I am less busy or sometime she do call me on phone to come. So when I reached there after having a good time with them and watching bbn, she told me that she wants to attend wedding tomorrow that I should come tomorrow to help her look after the three daughters as they are all girls, I agreed and the following morning I carried my laptop and and my FX books go there. She prepare and left with her friends and the elder daughter.she left behind the second child and the last borne, the second child have all I needed in a woman both fine face and rounded hip and pointed breast though she is 17yrs but look like someone in her mid 20. One thing lead to another i smashed her in her own bed room, her mum came back earlier than expected and that time we were both fast asleep after the numerous round of sex we didn't even hear when the gate man opened gate for them. The woman was knocking on the door when she entered inside the house but we didn't hear anything, it's the last child that went to open the door for them, it was quite embarrassing as she open her second child room's door and behold us stark naked holding ourselves. The woman started crying and was lamenting after all the trust she bestowed on me. We are still cool though, she told my Mum that she can't believe I'll do that to her daughter that see me as blood brother. My Dad and mum went there and settled the case. I also went there and pleaded with her to forgive me. She forgived me and advised me to see them as my sister, that i should protect them as my blood. She still trust me despite everything though. But that was the embarrassing moment of my life.

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Travel / Re: How Garrison Flyover Solved Perennial Traffic Logjam In Port Harcourt (Pix Video by UwaMmebii(m): 11:52pm On Nov 27, 2020
SpecialAdviser:
This type of flyover is needed at holy ghost round about and I will not keep quiet until Ugwuanyi do something

Ugwuanyi is a failure, useless foolish man. When we are talking of Governor don't mention his name pls, he is not fit to be local government chairman.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Kenyan Dead Man Screams In Pain As He Is Cut In The Leg During Embalming (Pix) by UwaMmebii(m): 10:05pm On Nov 27, 2020
donbachi:
Only GOD knows how many abokis dem don bury like dis.

As in eh, You are right.
Properties / Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by UwaMmebii(m): 11:14pm On Nov 26, 2020
Lol I can't forget my former crazy landlord, the man once told me to stop my gf from visiting me that each time he see her that he do loose guard. Eventually, the lady went for her youth service and stopped coming. I brought another girl, the man started shouting that why can't I heed to his warning, that bringing ladies in that compound will make him to start having erection, lol crazy man. The man is well learned and also Rich. He do tell me how he used to slaughter girls in bed when he was young. Meanwhile where am living currently is own by one prof. If you like invite the whole girl from Independence layout na you Sabi. Anytime she see me with my girls she will be hailing me Edu edu you Sabi better thing oh see what u dey eat, enjoy dear. The best landlady I have ever seen, her hubby is in US. She used to confide in on me and same thing with me. I ride her car anytime I feel like flexing. Very beautiful young landlady with a caring heart, Hmmm our closeness is in another level but let me stop here before I spill it out. Ihe ahu dikwa risky oh, odighi easy e control shocked

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Romance / Re: Guys, How Much Do You Spend On Your Girlfriends Monthly? by UwaMmebii(m): 2:30am On Nov 25, 2020
LightAunt:
Although the question is meant for guys. But giving your girlfriend 30% of your monthly income is reasonable.


Anyways, check my profile for business deals.

Haba you mean I should be giving my babe 600k monthly since I am earning 2m? Fear God!
Politics / Re: Philip Shekwo: Kidnapped Nasarawa APC Chairman Found Dead by UwaMmebii(m): 9:58pm On Nov 22, 2020
sinkhole:
I agree with you, but just a little correction:
The FULafia female staff was an Admin staff and not a lecturer and she was not kidnapped, she was killed inside her apartment! And I will actually not call the occurrences a jihadists action but we need to keep watching.

Na wa oh lafia don join the bad gang state. When I was serving in solid Rock international secondary School Lafia was peaceful. I lived in millionaire's quarter that time. I just dey miss my Muslim sweethearts Aishaitu and Amina. They are twin sisters but I dey Nack both of them. I would like to visit there if not this current insecurities we are facing Nationwide.
Politics / Re: Ugwuanyi, Nwodo, Obi, 38 Bishops, Others, Grace Dedication Of Nsukka Cathedral by UwaMmebii(m): 12:26pm On Nov 20, 2020
Remedy88:
Ok ooo

I love this man. Very quiet smart intelligent man unlike the idiot we have in lion building today.

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Religion / Re: Nsukka Dedicates St Theresa's Cathedral Church Building by UwaMmebii(m): 12:05pm On Nov 20, 2020
Beautiful edifice, nice one
Religion / Re: Pope Francis Urges Nigerians To Imbibe Religious Tolerance by UwaMmebii(m): 11:16am On Nov 20, 2020
Nice one Pope Francis. Catholic rocks
Education / Re: Anambra, Enugu, Lagos Produce Best Pupils In NECO Common Entrance Exam by UwaMmebii(m): 5:56pm On Nov 19, 2020
042 amaka. Nigeria Amaka.
Autos / Re: Sold: Toyota Venza For Sale by UwaMmebii(m): 4:03pm On Nov 18, 2020
3.5m?
Politics / Re: Ugwuanyi Inspects Projects At ESUT Teaching Hospital by UwaMmebii(m): 5:49am On Nov 18, 2020
Useless Governor

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Politics / Re: Ugwuanyi: No Going Back On Rural Development In Enugu State by UwaMmebii(m): 2:58am On Nov 17, 2020
Enugu 042
Sullivan we missed you.

This one na fat mumu. Gburus indeed

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Politics / Re: EndSARS: Hundreds Of Resignations By Police Officers Rejected By The IGP by UwaMmebii(m): 2:10am On Nov 17, 2020
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Just like it is with women.
If these policemen want to go, the IGP should let them go. "Never beg who doesn't want to be with you to be with you."

Agbamuche learnt the hard way that when a woman tells you that she is fed up; you should neither try to beg, coerce, blackmail or cajole her to stay back when he found out that the pastor whom he begged to counsel her on the importance and sanctity of marriage was the father of their 3rd child.

The IGP should not be scared.
The truth is that; even if all these policemen choose to retire today, there are many of us who are willing to pick up their batons and guns and replace them at those checkpoints collecting every 50 naira bribe with the truest diligence.

Odogwu! Welcome back a true Legend. I really missed you bro, chai I have to login to welcome you boss. Nna gi muru gi ofuma, please don't leave again. Welcome boss once again

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Politics / Re: The Most Developed South East State by UwaMmebii(m): 7:27pm On Jun 08, 2020
Op you are 100% correct
Education / Re: Pictures From University Of Nigeria, Nsukka by UwaMmebii(m): 12:33pm On Jun 07, 2020
Futurejoy:

When you finish your studies there, make sure you go to a private owned rehab to rid you of those dirty habits and lifestyle you accumulated from that shithole. I don’t care about your family background, you don’t disrespect my blood and expect me to take it kindly with you. Mind you, people in private universities are not quick to shout it out to the public cos we all know they have no strong educational background. I guess JAMB gave them no choice grin

Lol this babe
Education / Re: Pictures From University Of Nigeria, Nsukka by UwaMmebii(m): 8:50am On Jun 07, 2020
Futurejoy:


My sister is in a better school with amenities that beat the rotten facilities in your dungeon school, she is in her 500l and she is doing very well. Least I forget, your entire generation will struggle to gain admission into the university, mark my word. The fact that this place is a faceless forum doesn’t give you the right to talk to people foolishly....

Lol but I didn't quote you top referring to my generation as if you know my family background. Three of my siblings are in covenant University, one is in unilag. I'm the only one that choose UNN because I value sound education to polish facilities. You people will just come here and start typing gibberish just because unn denied you admission nonsense.
Education / Re: Pictures From University Of Nigeria, Nsukka by UwaMmebii(m): 11:57pm On Jun 06, 2020
Futurejoy:

To think that my sister cried when they didn’t give her admission grin grin...my baby didn’t know that God was saving her from “suffering and smiling “

Go and siddan joor, ur sister is an illiterate and zombie who is not qualified to be called lioness. Tell her to read harder or else she will still be rejected next time.

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Religion / Re: Pastor Enenche Celebrates His Birthday. Shares Food, Clothing Items To Orphanage by UwaMmebii(m): 4:44pm On Jun 05, 2020
This is the only pastor I respect in this country

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Education / Re: See Beautiful Pictures Of University Of Abuja by UwaMmebii(m): 10:57am On Jun 03, 2020
I wanna see UNN own
Politics / Re: Obaseki: I’ll Contest Edo Governorship Election On APC Platform by UwaMmebii(m): 7:47am On Jun 03, 2020
ProfDview1:
Nice on Obaseki..... We hope you defeat your enemies... That Tinubu Wannabe called oshomole abi na ajemole.



I need a lady (she must be a nairalander)

She must be rich,
Average (height, boobs and ass)
She must be ready to spend on me
Fair or chocolate
She must trust me
Educated or self employed with hand work
Christian
Between 20 - 23
A Nigeria
She must think of a good future not make up
She must be able to reason well not like a fish
She must be good in conversation.


The most important one

She must be a godly virgin (pls note, godly virgin not just any virgin).

Thank.. Pls quote me if u av any

Brother build am yourself in Rudeboy word
Education / Re: Drone Shots And Photos Of Covenant University CU! Architectural Wonders!! by UwaMmebii(m): 1:57pm On Jun 02, 2020
angelEmade:
More photos

Abeg how much is their school fees per session
Family / Re: Why Your Diasporan Friends And Family Do Not Send You Money When You Ask. by UwaMmebii(m): 2:52am On Jun 01, 2020
rentAcock:
Abroad people call me every weekend asking me to send money (not bragging). Many of them are frustrated over there. They work long hours including overtime but the government takes federal, state, city, social security, medicare, medicaid and disability taxes. On top of that, when they buy biscuit, they will still take sales tax. They pay exorbitant rent; those who "own" homes are locked in a loan repayment for 30yrs of which they still have to pay annual taxes for their house. Phone bill can cost over $60 per line, cable $120, internet $80 and they still pay tax on top of it. Burger and chips with soft drink can easily cost you $16 plus tax.

Sure some folks are making over $100,000 theoretically especially healthcare workers in expensive states like California and new York, but by the time they deduct all those taxes from their check, they are left with just $40,000. Then they still have to pay more taxes on every thing they buy. That's not life. It's like a rat wheel, oscillating but not making any progress. I have a cousin who was in the same situation in America, after 10yrs working as a social worker, he returned home and we started up a business. He still regrets all the years he spent slaving away in America. Today, he travels the world on vacation and visiting places he didn't even have time to visit when he was living abroad. It's not too late for Nigerians living abroad to return home; you can make it big here with less stress and you will extend your life span.

Hahaha this is serious
Romance / Re: He’s Very Stingy And I am tired by UwaMmebii(m): 10:24pm On May 27, 2020
Girl you did a nice thing by breaking up with such irresponsible guy, me I won't allow my sister to date a useless man. For some of guys here throwing tantrum on you should ask themselves a question if their sister were on your shoes will they be happy? Hmmm sincerely speaking, if I were a lady nothing can make me to date a poor man. Yes you heard me well. Every man supposed to have focus in life and financially well to do

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