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Romance › Re: What Will Be The Fate /how Will Airforce Life Be Like In 10 Years Time by Uyiii: 11:21am On Jan 20, 2018

LifeofEFCC:
Airforce1 am not trying to criticize you or hate on you
But I want to know what your life will be like in 5 or 10 years time.
The fact that so many people called you jobless kid and some say you hawk memory card is unfair to me.
I will like to ask you if you have
☆plans for your future
☆what's your sources of income (not my business but to clear some views )
☆what's your FB and instagram account name so we can F.B.I or DSS you
Thanks

Wow, you're an epitome of stupidity. spits

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Fashion › Re: Slay These Hot Ankara Styles For Your Weekend Outing (PHOTOS) by Uyiii: 10:21am On Jan 20, 2018

why her boobs con be half pass one na huh

you see why #westandwithsexdoll.

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Family › Re: Is My Sexual Preference Unholy? by Uyiii: 10:29pm On Jan 19, 2018

RadicallyBlunt:
Chai this guy see my mind. How u take know wetin I wan talk.

I was radically blunt.

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Family › Re: Is My Sexual Preference Unholy? by Uyiii: 10:22pm On Jan 19, 2018

hi, get a sex doll.
I think there are male ones now.

P.s: everything you said there about you not being a Lesbian is total büllshit.

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Romance › Re: Can A Person Lose His Virginity To A Sex Doll? by Uyiii: 9:43pm On Jan 19, 2018

iamJ:
na ur moniker? Wetin concern u

Which rich friends? Broke people only know broke people na why Dem dey broke

Okay.

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Politics › Re: Give One Word That Is Synonymous With The Phrase... Buhari Regime by Uyiii: 9:42pm On Jan 19, 2018*

sex doll

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Romance › Re: Can A Person Lose His Virginity To A Sex Doll? by Uyiii: 9:37pm On Jan 19, 2018

iamJ:
u wen no fit buy am dey talk

my rich friends go borrow me, as boys, we're very generous. nor worry, thank you cheesy

I thought you're a guy, why the 'f' status now, even you wan dey doll too abii.

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Romance › Re: Can A Person Lose His Virginity To A Sex Doll? by Uyiii: 9:29pm On Jan 19, 2018

iamJ:
dont worry, u can buy ur toy bleep toy, marry toy

have toy babies , una brain dey touch

even though, leave am make we born chucky
E pain am;

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Romance › Re: Can A Person Lose His Virginity To A Sex Doll? by Uyiii: 9:23pm On Jan 19, 2018

DrinkLimca:
mehn!! bro I am not going to pretend..

Good sex is like Honey...

As in, The woman body, from the breast to the vagina are worth makes up the wonders of the world..
King Solomon can attest to that...

Nothing will make a real man choose real woman Over Doll, except for those that are not man enough to talk and get a decent lady to bed..
excluding prostitutes..

so you think all of these your rantings against sex doll will make one or two girls here send you a pm.
my brother leave story, buy your sex doll today and name her suckLimca, no time o cheesy

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Romance › Re: Can A Person Lose His Virginity To A Sex Doll? by Uyiii: 9:21pm On Jan 19, 2018

[quote author=donstan18 post=64347896][/quote]as you small reach, you dey drink Smirnoff abii.
If I slap you ehn.

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Romance › Re: Can A Person Lose His Virginity To A Sex Doll? by Uyiii: 9:16pm On Jan 19, 2018

iamJ:
sex doll is a toy

Toys are for small boys with tiny pinky

Get out of my front, no be every body be pikin for here when dey find toy to Bleep

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Romance › Re: Can A Person Lose His Virginity To A Sex Doll? by Uyiii: 9:10pm On Jan 19, 2018

boys conversations with their girlfriends be like,
no time o,If you dull, I doll tongue

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Romance › Re: Dating A Broke Guy Is Big Sin by Uyiii: 4:16pm On Jan 19, 2018*

then you wonder why boys are celebrating innovation of sex doll like it's Christmas, this very idiot is one of the many reasons undecided

A sex doll can't vent all of this gibberish na, it will respect itself.

P.s: if this gibberish was said by a boy, permit me to say he's ravaging stewpeed and he's an hoeloshow

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Family › Re: Press Release: I Was Never Married To This Lady - Man Says (Photos) by Uyiii: 2:45pm On Jan 19, 2018*

someone cannot even play with you, is that how you use to do.
see how he do head like burnt pop corn, Hian undecided

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Jokes Etc › Re: Memes by Uyiii: 1:30pm On Jan 19, 2018*

if you're for sex doll, click like.
against sex doll, click share.

For me: 1 Like (share) tongue

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Romance › Re: Picture Of Nigerian Facebook User Sharing Sex Doll With His Friend by Uyiii: 12:01pm On Jan 19, 2018*

okay wow, although I kinda like the sex doll invention because girls own don still dey too much, but bang this thing responsibly naa.
which one are you publicizing your stupidity, na wa o.

P.s: I'd suggest a buyers mental strength should be checked before releasing this sex doll so we'll avoid mad-men like this from possessing it, Lubbish.

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Celebrities › Re: 'Acidental Role Model':Nigerians React After Davido Was Caught Drinking This(Pi by Uyiii: 11:38am On Jan 19, 2018

Jesus wept cry

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Crime › Re: Boy, 17, Kills His Mom With Pestle Over Missing Memory Card by Uyiii: 10:29pm On Jan 18, 2018

his village people will be like,
baba lookat how we made it, it's our work o, soft work cool

rip mam.
your wards village ancestors right now singing we're marching forward;

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Nairaland General › Re: Millionaire Hires Strippers To Perform At His Son’s 12th Birthday Party (photos) by Uyiii: 9:36pm On Jan 18, 2018

the man go quick buy hin son bootilicious and bobbilicious sex doll o once his opportunistic girlfriend misbehaves, if at all he never buy already sef as birthday present.

The man na correct guy, he knows what's up.

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Celebrities › Re: "Curvy Girls Rock": OAP, Toolz Shares Cute New Photo by Uyiii: 7:57pm On Jan 18, 2018*

na to arrange one Toolz-like sex doll o cheesy

no time to waste time abeg, this is 2018.
we can't be toasting upandan naa, we don taya abeg.

P.s: I heard some slay-slay are seeking solace in saying broke niggas can't afford a sex doll. my dear sister leave story o, na to close eye buy am, after all it won't disturb you to take it to dominos or Kilimanjaro later on, that money don still save for one corner first.

Lemme tell you a secret about guys, we can do joint collabo to buy that sex doll and of course gängbang the thing together i.e threēsome or foursome. boys dey vex o, nor go there;

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Politics › Re: Birthday Shower:new Phenomenon In Our Society by Uyiii: 11:55am On Jan 18, 2018

you've said it all op, you can see how foolish they look.
prolly, we should be expecting more foolish folks, and of course girls mainly to be in defence of this over rated nonsense and outright stupidity.

Trademarks of oloshoism.

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Sports › Re: Jay-Jay Okocha And Ronaldinho Strike A Pose by Uyiii: 10:51am On Jan 18, 2018

BiafranBushBoy:
I can see one master and one boy.

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Sports › Re: Jay-Jay Okocha And Ronaldinho Strike A Pose by Uyiii: 10:50am On Jan 18, 2018

even ronaldinho himself will tell you shut up, okocha is my boss, but some 'oversabi-sabi' will still want to argue on his behalf.
anyways I play ball pass the two both of them sha, na opportunity nor smile reach my side cool

Respek to both legendary ballers.

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Celebrities › Re: Video - Top List Of Ugly Nigeria Celebrities Throwback Pictures 2018. , by Uyiii: 10:39am On Jan 18, 2018

ugly celebrity ke?? both words nor even synchronize at all unless the so called celebrity nor get money.
if you like resemble my ass as a celebrity, slay queens go still lick your face.

see davido now;

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Celebrities › Re: Anita Joseph As 15-Year-Old Secondary School Student (Throwback Photo) by Uyiii: 10:15am On Jan 18, 2018

I see two boys in the throw back foto, one head just be like corn.
hah, some girls for miserable without long hair and make-up o cheesy

Abeg give handsome men a round of applause, e nor easy abeg.

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Crime › Re: Man Beaten To Pulp By Sugar Mumny by Uyiii: 9:44am On Jan 18, 2018*

make dem arrange one Anthony Joshua sex doll for the woman make she calm down.

preeks fall on her cheesy

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Food › Re: Yoruba People Now Adding Pepper In Popcorn - Facebook User Cries Out by Uyiii: 8:03pm On Jan 17, 2018

Yoruba people fit garnish your dream with pepper.
Afonjeez and pepper sha;

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Romance › Re: I Hate It When People Say I Seek Attention,roairk Am Crushing On You by Uyiii: 7:53pm On Jan 17, 2018

Lol, this boy again.
I hope you're well prepared for the next jamb exam?

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Romance › Re: One Of The Handsome Guy On NL & Romance Section.rate My Pic Joor. by Uyiii: 7:13pm On Jan 17, 2018

hmmm, see over ripe plantain, omo e for make sense to use you fia beans o. better beans and dodo cheesy

If you be fruit eh, you for dey under the category of 'sun ripening' with your kpomo lips.

but nice photo sha

, I salute your courage and believe in yourself, e nor easy;

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Politics › Re: United Kingdom Appoints Minister For Loneliness (photo) by Uyiii: 5:06pm On Jan 17, 2018

Okorocha spirit don reach there??
Okorocha when he hears his spirit is going places;

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Romance › Re: Man Caught Romancing A Female Statue (Photos, Video) by Uyiii: 3:30pm On Jan 17, 2018

sex doll or sex statue, e nor mean. all na sex
Ride on baba cheesy

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