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when I was 14, I couldn't even ride a bicycle or have the mind to impersonate my elder brother at home not to talk of impersonating 9ja police.
my priority then was to respond to my assignments, read for exams and top the class, my grandma nor even get motor then, na mortar and pestle to arrange fufu she get.

anyways, this happened in california, so na california police. I nor sure say he for try am for 9ja, 9ja police for don chop am raw since spice am with pepper.

p.s: haba naa, I could ride a bicycle sha, at 14 I could even reverse a truck

Sleekydee:
Choose one:

1. Smash Simi

Or

2. Take the Cup home for two days

even if it's for a day, I'll take the cup home.
I cannot coman be smashing bones upandan, you want me to injure my preek

this is a welcome development actually, person come 9ja con thief cloth, wow
repatriation and 9ja does not even synchronize at all, like if you're repatriated from 9ja, na hell fire you dey go be that naa

their own nor still good sha.

the black officer pointing to them be like;
you see this fool, that's how young energised men helps him service his madame at home.

congratulations madame.
to whom much is given, much more money and solving of bedmatics calculations with the ogas is expected.

wehdone ma, celebrity police

I thought the show is rated 18? are we tryna say his son is watching his dad practice all sex positions with bambam in the toilet and he's like yeh, that's my daddy and I am gonna vote for him
Or
the little man without knowing what he's really campaigning for has been used as a campaign tool for a porn show to garner pity and fans from jobless entities.
needless I say this is child molestation and whoever is behind this should be penalised whether baby mama or mama baby.

nansix

with all due respek, infact I collect my respek back, the pastor is very stupid.

how can he arrive at such a senseless conclusion, who tell am say na everybody like america?
I pity hin congregation sha, so na how to get miraculous visas he don take tie them down.

pastor come lemme pray for you;

men are really the true beauties, no make up, nothing nothing but we still dey represent wella.
abeg a round of applause to us all

anyways, there's nothing like being natural and I think she looks good in it, remaining her finger nails looking like tilapia fish, she should do justice to that also.
then after, she should gracefully stfu make she allow person hear word.

so how will this news track-down the price of garri
nansix.

the guy right now feeling utterly hopeless and useless

oh, so her parents were expecting her to go and preach the gospel in the house
hypocrisy overload.
I just like the hypocritical way they're tryna separate themselves from their ward's actions in the house, but if she should win the 45m now, she will quickly be accepted back home with open arms as their prodigal daughter.

Thunder fia hypocrisy

old things shall pass away and everything become new.
otedola's old nokia has passed away now replaced with a new iphone.

p.s: I wonder when this biblical message will apply to our 9ja polithiefcians, buhari and the likes nor gree pass away make new person enter

just like how Tottenham pressed Liverpool for 7seconds yesterday.

somebody call my name, Showkey
people dey calling my name, Showkey

big congratulations to the couple, expectant parents will receive same grace, Amen.

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi all, should Kanu Nwankwo be arrested immediately for dating his wife when she was underaged and then ultimately marrying her at the age of 18?

I think it’s a crime. [/color]

so are you tryna say you won't allow kanu's son date your underage daughter??
iffa hear, you never chichomchim.

P.s: with the way I see you sef, you go willingly offer kanu your daughter, cousin, aunty, sister and of course yourself if at all he shows interest.
but unfortunately, he'll reject you all.

go sleep abeg.

dah year sha, I remember egg of life, Blessing can cry for africa.

P.s: these actors acted when nollywood was nollywood, nor be now wey we dey tryna know which stupid pass between nollywood and bbn.

If I talk about Liverpool and tottenham match now, one kind moderator go ban me again
Mk I kukuma drop comment wey dey related to the post.
but this khloe too resemble vulture sha, as in the resemblance is striking. See how person do head like black sugar-cane

P.s: brule na fine boy sha, but I fine pass am wella.

bjayx:
Wale adenuga productions...

we are nothing but pencils in the hands of the creator.

cc; stupidity.

looking like a wall gecko

nor mind me oh, nice photo.

a wise man once said nothing.
so;

HRHQueenPhil:
boarding school is overhyped and some students forget why they are there especially when they have unrestricted access 2 their friends who can pose as a distraction.

you don't associate such words with a boarding school.
e belike you nor even know wetin you dey argue about.

Please apply caution next time, cheers.

HRHQueenPhil:
Day school is better, you learn to take care of the home, cook and even new skills like baking, tailoring and extra lessons. it only works when the family is peaceful and both parents are fully committed to the growth of the children, giving them time to study not sending them errands. checking their assignments etc.

e nor get wetin you wan talk baba, everything's got it's own pros and cons, but generally boarding school too better pass day abeg.
where you even learn more of the skills you've highlighted is in the boarding school and of course garnished with competition from your fellow borders.

P.s: if you were once a boarder, please let's gather for a selfie

Aside Tottenham's game, I think sanchez is a good buy for manchester united.
he's gonna explore when he gets his footings and of course acclimatize in his new team.

P.s: city's won this season's EPL trophy, let's give it to them already.

Jamariwolff:
You forgot:
5. The Dangote or Bills Gate stare: I'll stare at men of this calibre until my eye comots. So they'll know I'm available.

the wolf has spoken.
true to your moniker, you nor dey disappoint.

sex dolls in human form, some are even going bra less now.
so as you can't afford a bra, we should now coman goan be frying stone abii.

this one na ozworr o, see her Facebook name sef.

Justeenaleo:
I am Stupid.

you're right dearie.

jerflakes:
Na just the way you dey defend the pictures like say your life depends on it

You just dey attack everyone that criticizes the pictures

So I come dey wonder whether Na your pix be that

una wahala too much sef, I don address that issue already now, I even talk say make I sufri defend the photo because I nor know the person.
but I just know say this particular picture nor be the person wey the op dey tryna address, na random photo and na the pantie color be that.

P.s: I am the least person to be concerned about criticism and I nor even see any here.
You nor know who you dey yarn with sha.

jerflakes:
Uyii, e be like say Na your pix be this

Don't be sore, you must be criticized

Lol oga wetin happen na, just try mention me well next time.
for the talks, it's a normal sturv naa, wetin wan cause the 'sore throat' befr.