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Romance › Re: Se-x Doll Is It A Sin To S-ex It? by Uyiii: 8:38pm On Jan 23, 2018

MissWrite:
It's not fornication/adultery; it's masturbation.

Lol, it's Fornadulterytion.
three in one, e sweet die cheesy

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Politics › Re: Yemi Osinbajo At George Weah Inauguration Ceremony In Liberia (Photos) by Uyiii: 10:03pm On Jan 22, 2018*

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Celebrities › Re: Ama Richest, Meet Ghanaian Nude Model: "If I'm Raped, I'll Blame Myself" by Uyiii: 9:59pm On Jan 22, 2018*

correctguy101:
Another rapist spotted

me rape ke, for this sex doll era cheesy

it's like your sense is paining you;

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Celebrities › Re: Ama Richest, Meet Ghanaian Nude Model: "If I'm Raped, I'll Blame Myself" by Uyiii: 9:22pm On Jan 22, 2018

this one na certified OLOSHO in capital letters.
she's going for her PhD degree now in oloshology.

who wan rape you with those two mansions for your chest, I dey crase;

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Celebrities › Re: Cute Official Photos From Singer Simi’s Mother's Wedding by Uyiii: 9:17pm On Jan 22, 2018

the resemblance is striking, e nor get how she for take escape the worworness.
I just appreciate the outfits and background, their faces is a no no.

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Romance › Re: A Clean And Healthy Nairaland Is Possible by Uyiii: 8:31pm On Jan 22, 2018

yah you're quite on point, but the truth is the NL character you tryna promulgate will be fvcking boring.

hallo, I'd concur if you say NLers should know when to drop matured opinions devoid of insults which of course is gonna be very difficult, but abolishing insults totally [s]is like telling boys not to appreciate sex doll innovation[/s], okay scratch that but it's gonna be impossible.

we're all victims of this act as you've rightly said. needful I say, I don't take insults here serzly, I actually laff over some and of course give a reprisal if the ground is wet for it, all of these makes NL fun and likewise other forums too, Trust me.
there's a sense in every nonsense, pick out the sense and trash the rest.

P.s: I think you could have come up with this thread without necessary directing it to someone or mentioning a moniker, or is she your girlfriend?? wink

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Romance › Re: I Need A Girlfriend by Uyiii: 7:57pm On Jan 22, 2018*

hallo, have you checked olx?
I think some are auctioned there.

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Literature › Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by Uyiii: 7:41pm On Jan 22, 2018

baba sheiks himself, I greet you very plenty.
thanks for the mention man, I be don lost befr sha but alas I find myself again.
it's not easy bro, but try let's finish this tory together in harmony with more simultaneous updates.
nice lines as ever

, cheers man.

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Romance › Re: How Do I Stop Masturbation by Uyiii: 7:23pm On Jan 22, 2018

masturbation ke, in this sex doll era huh

I yam not understanding;

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Celebrities › Re: Toke Makinwa Reacts To Uti's Claim About Giving First Fruit To Parents (photo) by Uyiii: 7:32pm On Jan 21, 2018

tithing is not even a gate-way to heaven, if you like drop all your earns for your pastor destiny, if you're still controlled by the things of this world, permit me to say you gonna be seated at the right hand side of lucifer when you kpef.

Freeze is only tryna educate people against patronizing private jet owners, whereas we have lots who haven't taken a drop of water for days.
It's unfortunate Freeze's life doesn't portray the life of Jesus Christ as we read in the bible. but we should cut him some slack, ignore the messenger and pay attention to the message.
remember God can use anyone, Funny enough the nigga backs up his assertions with biblical teke teke mene urpharsin.

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Romance › Re: Can You Marry Someone You Have Never Had Sex With? Nigerians Reacts by Uyiii: 6:47pm On Jan 21, 2018

QueenSuccubus:

Daaamn! Even me , i shud taste my booboo first too ooo..a lot of men are like a dead logwood when it comes to sex

hi, you see this sex doll of a thing, I have never been in support of it, because I know there's nothing like body touch body.
see eh, I promise to be very adventurous as possible as I can. if I nor meet your target, you can as well report me here in NL.
person don whip your head for bedhead before? trust me to do that.

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Romance › Re: Can You Marry Someone You Have Never Had Sex With? Nigerians Reacts by Uyiii: 6:45pm On Jan 21, 2018

so women don turn to car and suya wey dem dey taste first abii huh

sex outside marriage is fornication/adultery and of course it's a sin against God.
well that's the biblical me

Realistically sha, she need take in first o make we dey know if womb still dey there before we con dey hear story that touches the kidney.

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Romance › Re: ❌❌ Sold by Uyiii: 6:01pm On Jan 21, 2018

tecnolad:
You're wrong. Before coming on here, I had proffered solutions related to her water intake, or how deep she sleeps, but she said she took little water and she's a light sleeper.

I'm not the kind of person who runs to daddy, except I couldn't figure out the next thing to do.

I'd be glad if you gave any solution to my problem, and not make me feel worse. Thanks.

I guess you haven't read the first comment I dropped, too much water intake and sleeping deep is just amongst the numerous reasons responsible for bedwetting in an adult, there are other biological reasons also.
what I am tryna say is, if she's able to maintain a good anti-bedwetting lifestyle from all biological angles, and the problem still persist, then we're left with no other option than to seek the face of God.

cheers man, everything is gonna be alright.

Romance › Re: ❌❌ Sold by Uyiii: 5:45pm On Jan 21, 2018

tecnolad:
In my shoes, right now, it's daunting to think straight. I thought about it biologically until my rational thoughts hit a roadblock.

I got so confused when she said she didn't have UTI, the doctor said she's fine and it's been happening since forever.

what do you really want, you've been negating all biological reasons suggested here. make una go synagogue na or any other man of God you know since e don involve village people matter.

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Romance › Re: ❌❌ Sold by Uyiii: 5:03pm On Jan 21, 2018*

hallo, try to get a sex doll, it doesn't bed wet and of course not tribalistic.
but if your parents still insist you must bring home a yoruba woman, you can as well pay for a customised yoruba sex doll, just whip 3marks for both sides of the face wink

Joke apart anyways, her bedwetting isn't enough to upset your blood pressure. it's cool you've known now, the question should be what next?
we've got numerous causes of bedwetting in adults ranging from;
urinary tract infection, stress, fear, or insecurity, neurological disorders, prostate gland enlargement, sleep apnea, or abnormal pauses in breathing during sleep, and with your assertion, this occurs occasionally.
just try to help with her lifestyle, she can as well rummage google to know the kinda lifestyle she's suppose to maintain, she should see a doctor also.

If the problem still persist after she's strictly adhere to this anti-bedwetting lifestyle, then I'll just have to reference you to ikotun-egbe, there's one church there like that, synagogue or so, make she go greet tb Joshua.

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Romance › Re: Sex Doll : Lady Got An Epic Reply When She Said '' I Hate When Guys Talk To Me'' by Uyiii: 4:38pm On Jan 21, 2018

well I don't think she's gonna be affected much by the invention of a sex doll. From all indications, she's a Lesbian.

unless her fellow Lesbo seeks affection in a sex doll, then there's gonna be a problem.

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Celebrities › Re: I Feel Offended When Younger Men Toast Me — Empress Njamah by Uyiii: 11:17am On Jan 21, 2018*

Today is sunday, I won't lie.
honestly, the first thing I remembered looking at her head is sango.
like the resemblance is striking, kudos to her;

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Celebrities › Re: Meet Actor Williams Uchemba Sister, Williams Sandra (photos) by Uyiii: 11:10am On Jan 21, 2018

OneCorner:
Who be diz ones again.
See face like albino

just appreciate good thing for once, you must not throw tantrums all the time. abi your sense dey pain you huh

the girl make sense abeg.

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Romance › Re: Sex doll that look like Nigerian babe by Uyiii: 6:56am On Jan 21, 2018

Twaci:
That's a head photoshopped on a doll. Check the neck.

Lol, girls sha, all of una don turn FBI by fia by force.
someone cannot even play with you, is that how you use to do huh

see observation and investigative journalism all on a sex doll.
with the way you're going right now, you can observe my soul. I throway salute o;

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Family › Re: Is My Sexual Preference Unholy? by Uyiii: 12:15am On Jan 21, 2018

Reeberry:
You think sex doll is as cheap as your phone.

nah, but I do know it's more expensive than your brain.

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Travel › Re: My Eko Hotel Experience - 5 Things They Do Not Tell You About Eko Hotel by Uyiii: 11:15pm On Jan 20, 2018

daamazing:

You sef

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Travel › Re: My Eko Hotel Experience - 5 Things They Do Not Tell You About Eko Hotel by Uyiii: 10:43pm On Jan 20, 2018

daamazing:
Dudes above me tho... Someone took the effort to write an article, you weren't asked to open nor read yet una dey complain! Nigerians are ~~they're~~ own problem..
Nice article @TheFisayo

their

it seems English language is your own problem.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Twitter User Reacts To Unknown Bottles Coza's Pastor's Table by Uyiii: 10:08pm On Jan 20, 2018

the truth is, I don't know the image all of these fake niggas are tryna portray, certainly not Jesus, a sex doll maybe.

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Celebrities › Re: My Lovely Daughter Is 4 Today.. by Uyiii: 9:04pm On Jan 20, 2018

is this not a four year old child celebrating her birthday modestly?
Whereas some mumus have been using their children's faces to advertise cosmetics in the name of birthday presenting them as futuristic oloshos. nansix undecided

happy birthday to this adorable princess, I wish you all good things life has to offer and of course you'll never be exchanged for a sex doll later in life.
cheers adorable

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Romance › Re: Ladies Meet The Man That Created The Trending Sex Dolls by Uyiii: 7:54pm On Jan 20, 2018

sekxyqueen:
and so we have perverts all over nl..

sex starved idiots

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Romance › Re: Ladies Meet The Man That Created The Trending Sex Dolls by Uyiii: 7:37pm On Jan 20, 2018*

jokolo282:
This is SERGI SANTOS the man that created the sexy trending sex doll's.
Ladies what do you have for him?

The truth is, this guy is more valuable to boys right now than even mark Zuckerberg.
he needs to be protected from ladies for now, so he won't be murdered. I am almost certain he's not gonna accept anything from them, he should know better naa, no wonder he invented sex dolls in the first place.

Ladies dey para now o, it's not a joking sturv at all.
their shakara don dey near climax small small.

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Crime › Re: Woman Sets Little Boy On Fire//pics by Uyiii: 7:25pm On Jan 20, 2018

some women sha, then you wonder why boys are celebrating 'sex doll' like it's Christmas. Some women are just stupidly wicked.
see the way she use the pikin back draw world map.

It's a simple sturv, they should just garnish those two pointed oranges in her chest region with 'kerosene' and complement it with fia. nonsense;

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Celebrities › Re: Amara, Kanu Nwankwo's Wife Blasts Ogbonna Kanu, His Younger Brother by Uyiii: 7:06pm On Jan 20, 2018*

soberdrunk:
Which wife? The one that can wake up tomorrow morning and "Eboue" him? I have friends that are more important to me than my future wife will be!

Lol, you're soberly drunk really as evident with your moniker.
anyways I quite agree with you sha, it all depends on your partner. sex dolls are more valuable than some.

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Jokes Etc › Re: Wow... My Sex Doll Arrives Just Now by Uyiii: 2:23pm On Jan 20, 2018

Paedophile embarassed

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Health › Re: 6 Groups Of People Most Likely To Contract HIV In Nigeria by Uyiii: 11:47am On Jan 20, 2018

RentedReality:
I know some someone that slept with a soldier that was married to a policewoman who use to be a sex worker that sometimes slept with homosexuals who were transport workers that carried drug addicts

What are the chances that this person is infected?

The person is the infection itself unless the person is a sex doll.

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Career › Re: Meet The Lady Who Makes Furniture With Used Tyres Gotten From Dumpsites. Photos by Uyiii: 11:25am On Jan 20, 2018

The real ~~sex doll~~, sorry I meant slay queen.
I throway salute;

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