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Celebrities › Re: Young Lady Crushing On Pete Edochie Finally Meets Him,pete Edochie Frowns(photo) by Uyiii: 10:16pm On Jan 27, 2018

Mizsylviah:
Its obvious u can't comprehend simple English,did i insult or say she was ugly.... My earlier post was just filled with sarcasm,y the thing con dey give u high blood pressure? D girl wen u wan kill urself put no even know u

Sarcasm ko, stupidity ni.
see her big head like sarcasm, yeye dey smell;

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Celebrities › Re: Young Lady Crushing On Pete Edochie Finally Meets Him,pete Edochie Frowns(photo) by Uyiii: 10:01pm On Jan 27, 2018

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Mizsylviah:
Eyah i understand ur plight bro,u never take ur drug this Nyt nai make u dey rant lyk mental patient.... Accept my condolences,no worry i go carry chain come tie u so dat u no go disgrace ur family people

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leave all this plenty talk madame, the girl wey you dey try curse fine pass you wella.
If Pete edochie could frown taking a photo with her, I bet he'll vomit seeing you alone.

just because I say person fine pass you, e don make you turn pharmacist and psychiatrist now now.
you wan come chain me ke, oya bring the chain naa;

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Celebrities › Re: Young Lady Crushing On Pete Edochie Finally Meets Him,pete Edochie Frowns(photo) by Uyiii: 9:38pm On Jan 27, 2018*

Mizsylviah:
See this anukpama o Who told u i was jealous,i stated wat i saw... Y sounding so pained abi the girl na ur girlfriend?

Lol, why you con dey open teeth like roasted she-goat naa

Like I feel your pains behind the teeth opening you tryna portray. I know say the 'she fine pass you die' part go enter you wella, but na true now embarassed

don't worry, there's still hope for the hopeless.

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Celebrities › Re: Young Lady Crushing On Pete Edochie Finally Meets Him,pete Edochie Frowns(photo) by Uyiii: 9:06pm On Jan 27, 2018

Mizsylviah:
Its obvious Pete Edochie obliged her request out of pity.... In his mind,jus snap dis picture make i comot for here

it's obvious you're jealous because not one of them has obliged to your request out of pity.
funny enough the girl fine pass you die.

girls and jealousy syndrome sha;

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Celebrities › Re: Young Lady Crushing On Pete Edochie Finally Meets Him,pete Edochie Frowns(photo) by Uyiii: 8:54pm On Jan 27, 2018*

a man that swallows a full COCONUT should be confident in his anus.

In other words, a girl that crushes on her ancestors should be confident in her offering box(you know naa cheesy

)

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Romance › Re: Word For Some Ladies Here (receive Sense) by Uyiii: 8:09pm On Jan 27, 2018

XINZ:
Na woman write this thing. No real G would ever dishonour the guy code in this manner

Thirdeded.

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Romance › Re: COUNTER THREAD: by Uyiii: 7:48pm On Jan 27, 2018

who run the world? girls.
who run the girls? boys.

If she's got no preek, she should humbly stfu and sit down, sex dolls are all over the place right now.

P.s: Feminism is actually overrated, like wtf are they fighting for? some mumus might even be tempted to quote me just to promulgate nonsense.

my respek to the female folks that regards men as the head, only women like you are more valuable than sex dolls.

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Politics › Re: How Osinbajo Responded To Whether He’ll Run With Buhari In 2019 by Uyiii: 7:36pm On Jan 27, 2018

run ke, who dey pursue them?
His only intention in 2019 should be how to run back to his state like his principal.

make hin and buhari do on your mark.
first to reach house.

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Politics › Re: "Can You Take Bullet For Your President ?" Nigerians React by Uyiii: 7:07pm On Jan 27, 2018

I cannot even take a bullet for myself, not to talk of bubu of all people, mtcheww.

The best I can do for him is to take the gun and shoot him myself on the same spot, twice.
nansix.

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Romance › Re: What Will You Buy Starting With The First Letter Of Your Name by Uyiii: 7:05pm On Jan 27, 2018

Uncountable sex dolls.

Celebrities › Re: NYSC Corper Really Killing The 'shaku Shaku' Dance Moves by Uyiii: 5:55am On Jan 27, 2018

this one na community development abi street madness, make we dey know the difference o grin

na this kind girls I dey like sha because na wetin I just fit still do on a very good day.
nice moves jare, e nor easy.

P.s: Lol, that passer by be like,
see leader of tomorrow o, smh;

Crime › Re: Amaechi Arrested In Germany Over Boko Haram Links by Uyiii: 5:39am On Jan 27, 2018

mitchelljnr:
I thought twas d dude from ubiama �

rotimi amaechi be like,
you see your life;

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Crime › Re: OMG! UNIBEN Senior Lecturer Shot Dead In Benin (details) by Uyiii: 7:08pm On Jan 26, 2018

HeyCorleone:
From your name it's very obvious.

With your shoes like the tip of a canoe.

Crime › Re: OMG! UNIBEN Senior Lecturer Shot Dead In Benin (details) by Uyiii: 3:00pm On Jan 26, 2018

HeyCorleone:
It can only be Uniben, Benin City.

oga shut up, it could have been anywhere.

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Romance › Re: Man Discovers His Pregnant Wife Is Carrying Her Boyfriend’s Pregnancy. by Uyiii: 10:44am On Jan 26, 2018

phintohlar:
close ur mouth jare oniranu

see them;

Culture › Re: What Is Wrong With Using Left Hand by Uyiii: 10:29am On Jan 26, 2018

Africans and superstitious beliefs;

Romance › Re: Man Discovers His Pregnant Wife Is Carrying Her Boyfriend’s Pregnancy. by Uyiii: 10:04am On Jan 26, 2018

Olosho incarnate.
you do well madame olosho embarassed

Celebrities › Re: Throwback Photo Of Actor Segun Arinze by Uyiii: 8:28pm On Jan 25, 2018

Thegeneralqueen:
That's when he was still sweet

oh you've tasted him before??
Make una dey talk well o;

Celebrities › Re: Throwback Photo Of Actor Segun Arinze by Uyiii: 8:05pm On Jan 25, 2018*

hmm, segun arinze's now and before foto is the Eye-rony of Life.

nice fotos though cool

Crime › Re: Woman Shocked After Seeing 5 Police Guarding Their Boss's Wife As She Make Hair by Uyiii: 11:13am On Jan 25, 2018

Crime › Re: Italian Bank Robbers Wear Trump Masks During Heists by Uyiii: 9:58am On Jan 25, 2018

obitwice06:
I need Buhari mask abeg

hin brain nkor huh

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Crime › Re: Lady Sexually Assaults Sleeping Friend By Sticking Fingers In Her Private Parts by Uyiii: 9:22am On Jan 25, 2018

Try this to Tboss and know what's up.
na kemen go tell you say my hand nor dey o;

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Celebrities › Re: Dabota Lawson Looks Gorgeous In Stunning Makeup Photos by Uyiii: 9:04am On Jan 25, 2018

so the trend for slayers now is to look more like a sex doll as possible as they can.
It's okay;

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Romance › Re: Kaha, Singer: I Met My Wife On Facebook After She Responded To My DM (Photo) by Uyiii: 8:32am On Jan 25, 2018

donstan18:
And the ones that doesn't reply messages will be busy dragging malt and meat in other people's wedding every Saturday

you say wetin;

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Celebrities › Re: Photo: Chimamanda Adichie Meets French First Lady, Brigitte Macron by Uyiii: 8:09am On Jan 25, 2018

pyyxxaro:
I don smoke abi

U don warn me make I nor quote

With my bush pig face

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Celebrities › Re: Photo: Chimamanda Adichie Meets French First Lady, Brigitte Macron by Uyiii: 6:30am On Jan 25, 2018

pyyxxaro:
See as the oyibo be like old sex doll

Make nobody quote me oh

Else I go blow e eye

so if you see her kinda sex doll for market, you go buy?
This one go injure person gadget naa.

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Celebrities › Re: "New Me": Actress Mercy Aigbe Shares Beautiful New Photo by Uyiii: 6:21am On Jan 25, 2018

some people sabi wash their skin sha,
Bleacheniformis sp.

mercy aigbe and Nairaland front page;

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Romance › Re: Kaha, Singer: I Met My Wife On Facebook After She Responded To My DM (Photo) by Uyiii: 6:18am On Jan 25, 2018

okay wow, I like the girl's honesty.
some of our mumu slay queens would have just claimed the London sharpaly.

London ko, ogbomosho ni undecided

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Crime › Re: My Pastor Suck My Breast And Had Sex With Me During Deliverance by Uyiii: 9:37pm On Jan 23, 2018

subtlemee:
Looks like it was consensual until they were caught and the woman started telling tales to vindicate herself

hallo, I have watched the movie. It's a 2015 nollywood movie.

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Family › Re: Checkout Beautiful Image Of Today Nairaland Topics .... by Uyiii: 9:25pm On Jan 23, 2018

Okay, your best sex position is 69. see the way your battery percent just expose you.

you see your life;

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