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Romance › Re: 10 Romantic Things You Can Do For Your Girlfriend This Valentine’s Day… by Uyiii: 6:26am On Feb 02, 2018

Oh please op, just shut the fück up.

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Romance › Re: #bbnaija: 9 Interesting Facts About Talented Bbnaija Housemate, Bambam by Uyiii: 6:10am On Feb 02, 2018

you're all mad.
the organisers of bbn, ebuka, the house mates and even the viewers are all mad.

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Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Shows Off Her Breast & Ass To Prove That Is Not Fake – Photos by Uyiii: 9:09pm On Feb 01, 2018

Amarabae:
Mr man, the way you are defending this lady, is everything okay?
Original color or not, she needs to upgrade and stop being stupid on social media.
She is trying to prove nonsense with nonsense.

Lol,sorry mam, I don hear.
you use style fine Small sha, I know say you nor go sleep this 9t.

abeg my greetings to your smallie.

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Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Shows Off Her Breast & Ass To Prove That Is Not Fake – Photos by Uyiii: 9:05pm On Feb 01, 2018

ShyCypher:
Even the vaseline go turn to balm, burn my preek if he see wetin I wan waste am for.

That pant fit delay flight.

Lol, I nor know the person sha, so make I sufri defend her.

but that pantie nor dirty, na the color be that unless say you wan tell me say you never too explore unto say you be shycypher.
Moreso, e belike excerpt from movie scene.

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Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Shows Off Her Breast & Ass To Prove That Is Not Fake – Photos by Uyiii: 8:55pm On Feb 01, 2018*

Amarabae:
She needs to upgrade in terms of cleanliness

Let's see yours to prove the clean life you tryna portray.
Funny enough, this is a random picture. I'd expect an intelligent person to figure this out from the onset.

P.s: for a girl like you, I'd thought you'll be knowledgeable about colors, it's funny you're joining the guys to say her pantie is dirty, whereas that's the original color. Seems you're not well enlightened in that area also.

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Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Shows Off Her Breast & Ass To Prove That Is Not Fake – Photos by Uyiii: 8:51pm On Feb 01, 2018

FvckLyn:
-Fůcking dirty pantie

ShyCypher:
Do I need TB Joshua to tell me she reeks of rotten fish?

Girls be wearin' 2-months old panties & bras.

Dirty cunts.

After una don grab Vaseline finish.
It's alright, kwantinue. God is watching you people;

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Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Johnson Suleman And His Police Escort Arrive Church Event In Style by Uyiii: 5:05pm On Feb 01, 2018*

what burst my kidney was when he compared his police escorts with the disciples of Jesus.
In reference to apostle suleiman, names of Jesus disciples will be like;
sergeant Peter, asp Andrew, dpo Paul and Silas cheesy

As in ehn, some people can defend hypocrisy for Africa.

P.s: haha, my guy still join tear ebuka kinda agbada grin

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Celebrities › Re: Kcee Cuts Off His Signature Dreads, Rocks Clean Haircut (Photos) by Uyiii: 3:09pm On Feb 01, 2018

handsome dude, no homo.
like the poster above said, he looks responsible and matured, although the forehead be wan resemble rihanna own sha.

it's a hit.

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Romance › Re: Lady Dumps Her Yahoo Boyfriend After She Caught Him Eating Bread & Poo by Uyiii: 1:44pm On Feb 01, 2018

Slaye:
Lolz this guy, na so you get bad mouth? You look very gentle but rugged with the tongue, remind me of that fell song "me I nor go gentle man at all o"

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Romance › Re: Lady Dumps Her Yahoo Boyfriend After She Caught Him Eating Bread & Poo by Uyiii: 12:56pm On Feb 01, 2018*

Justeenaleo:
You must comment. Okpo.

see this she-monkey.
not until dem use you run suya, you nor go get sense.

gerrarahia mehn shït, make I nor go leave stone for your head;

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Romance › Re: Lady Dumps Her Yahoo Boyfriend After She Caught Him Eating Bread & Poo by Uyiii: 11:59am On Feb 01, 2018*

you go fear sandwich na.
so where she be think say all the dominos and barbeque money dey come from??

thunder fia her shït mouth there;

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Celebrities › Re: Reno Omokri Writes An Open Letter To Linda Ikeji. Read The Letter by Uyiii: 6:32am On Feb 01, 2018

Colleverage:
fine then I will practice the pull out more often damn!

which chapter in the Bible asked you to pull out?
Una lie lie hear word.

pull out ko, pour in ni.

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Nairaland General › Re: Nigerian Man Who Proposed To A Lady On Social Media Begs For Money! by Uyiii: 10:20pm On Jan 31, 2018

the nigga na 9ja version of Solomon grundy.
proposed on Monday, married on Tuesday, begged on Wednesday cheesy

but op abi bloggers, una oversabi use style tie wrapper o undecided

TV/Movies › Re: #Bbnaija 2018; Official Biography Of Beautiful Contestant Ahneeka by Uyiii: 9:36pm On Jan 31, 2018*

my babe dah yr.
wish you the very best dear, win the 45m make we rejuvenate our relationship wink

but bbn use style stupid sha mostly for the viewers.

TV/Movies › Re: Nigerians React After BBN Housemate, Ahneeka Gets Rejected By Fellow Housemate by Uyiii: 8:57pm On Jan 31, 2018*

Celebrities › Re: Meet Actress, Taiwo Aromokun, The Blonde Born Again Christian by Uyiii: 7:57pm On Jan 31, 2018*

if you're truly born again, I don't think you'll go blonde again.

you feel the rhymes abi, but na true talk sha;

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Celebrities › Re: Men Change For Who They Want, Love Can’t Be Forced – Toke Makinwa by Uyiii: 7:32pm On Jan 31, 2018

if your husband committed adultery, then you committed idolatry.
how could you be dating your ancestor huh

hmm, I fear who nor fear you oh.
Love counsellor indeed, abeg hide your face ee;

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Crime › Re: Lady Killed By Stray Bullet In Lagos During Armed Robbery Operation. PICS by Uyiii: 7:27pm On Jan 31, 2018

Haggui:
Buhari why? BTW She looks like an empty headed slay queen

you well so, it's like your village people has restructured your brain.

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Celebrities › Re: #BBNaija: Bitto's P@nis Get Erected While Hugging and Consoling Nina (video) by Uyiii: 4:58pm On Jan 31, 2018

Papanwamaikpe:
Well in my humble opinion, without the desire to offend those who think different from my point of view, but looking at it in depth, taking into account the characteristics of each person, the biological construction and physical ability I honestly think... I forgot what i was going to say

your post is bbn in summary, very pointless.

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Nairaland General › Re: Nigeria Parent Set To Tie The Knot After Decades. See The Pre Wedding Shoot by Uyiii: 3:30pm On Jan 31, 2018

Lol, them nor wan miss heaven after many years of serious banging(fornication)
see sense.

the Abraham and sarah of our time, una wehdone sir and ma, congratulations

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Crime › Re: Police Arrest Anambra Pastor For Raping 7-year Old Girl by Uyiii: 2:30pm On Jan 31, 2018

pastor by day, rapist by night.
thunder go fia all fake pastors;

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Crime › Re: Premium Way To Find Your Stolen Phone And The Thief - Nigerian Only by Uyiii: 9:48am On Jan 31, 2018

I am not saying it's scam o, but if I have 40k, na to buy another phone now.
oga go find another thing do abeg, Locate your destiny fess;

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Politics › Re: My Daughter Is The Most Beautiful Girl In Nigeria - Okorocha. by Uyiii: 8:56pm On Jan 30, 2018

I smell the erection of her statue already.
Okorocha riding to the site for her statue;

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Nairaland General › Re: "God Is Mad" Naija Man Insult God On Facebook by Uyiii: 8:48pm On Jan 30, 2018

Kenzico:

Atheists will so much love this post

atheists don't believe in the existence of God.
how can a non existent person be mad??

I don't know what the dude is, definitely not an atheist.
if he claims he's an atheist, then he is ravaging stupid.

Romance › Re: Jide Kola, Photographer Proposes To His Girlfriend In Dubai (Photos) by Uyiii: 9:36pm On Jan 29, 2018*

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Celebrities › Re: "All Nigerian Women Are Gold Diggers" - Lady Explains Why by Uyiii: 2:56pm On Jan 29, 2018

Couldn't agree more, so on point cool

to my fellow paddies dem, make una still pity gold diggers small naa;

Crime › Re: Is Rivers Really Unsafe? Or Is The Media Just Overhyping? by Uyiii: 2:46pm On Jan 29, 2018

The question should be, is 9ja really unsafe??
my answer is Yes, na God just dey see us through each day.

Crime › Re: Yahoo Boy Fights Friends Who Abandoned Him After Going Broke by Uyiii: 8:07pm On Jan 28, 2018

ekrizz:
Two Fighting

yahoo make dem fight, amala call police, police get bear-bear.
dah year sha cheesy

so egbon Mr op, you mean the broke yahoo boy called out his friend to the streets to exchange punches abii??
Una go just collect photos anywhere con use lie-lie garnish am.

bloggers and lies though;

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Celebrities › Re: Adekunle Gold Drops Epic Throwback Picture As He Celebrates A New Year! by Uyiii: 5:35pm On Jan 28, 2018

op sef

, new year or birthday, which one??
but joke apart, AG use style resemble tadpole when he small o, jeez see face like last week soup.

Thank God for money and maturity sha.
happy birthday/new yr baba

Celebrities › Re: Hit Or Miss: My Friends Sketch Of Odunade by Uyiii: 4:53pm On Jan 28, 2018

the signature is more captivating. see signature now, e be like fried rice grin

I respect his anamorphic sense as evident in the glasses and it's a biro sketch, couldn't be more better.

The drawing is very neat and nice.
my rating is ten over ten, shikenah.

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