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halfricanadian:
So so pretty and looks so mch like my roomate

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Snc I can't get this one, your roommate wud be d perfect replacement...contacts pls...
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Resemblance must dey o...

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Front Page loading again...

Dish out great jams o...

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Contact 4 more FP prophecies....

rahymat:
evrybody cnt like u dat makes u human nd its impossible for a person to be perfect.people have different personalities (eg smart,funny,serious minded,wicked,honest etc)you just have to accept them d way theyre.nd since ure a stammerer u should avoid getting too nervous as it worsens d situation appear cheerful,always smile nd wen people laugh at u ignore them.

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Wud share ma opinion later but 1st.
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.Hapi Bdai to you miss...WULLNP...

talk2alabama:
u don see her face befor? I tot she never uploaded her pic

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off course...Introvert is secretive but not as gud as Estharfabian....Now dat one is a case study...

Oliviaarims:
Lol. Sorry about ur ban.

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Sweet words coming from you, I guess it's worth a nyt in NL jail...
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*tinkin out loud here*
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So I hv seen threads created 4 crushes/loved ones...A lil bit cliché...i know..But am tempted to run tru dat path...Jst keen on knowing if u wud say a yes 2 it...nd most definitely pretend it's d best *thread ever*

talk2alabama:
lol I wonder why she just left... maybe she found the love of her life in nairaland... and decided to call it quits.

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No worries...i don alredi send boiz to chk her last location...dat swimming pool she took her last pic...

talk2alabama:
By the way where is dat girl introvert?

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And here I tot I was d only one who had noticed she has gone AWOL

Oliviaarims:

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Heyy miss...sorry for the late reply...Got banned..Apparently a mod is crushin on u lyk I am...i guess it's a race of who would break which prson'z legs 1st...
because of doz three cute Emojis, am *seriously motivated*

***** Wud be d 9th person 2 comment b4 it hits FP... . . Dats all I have to say...
#DntGivAF**k#

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I smell front page alredi...
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lukin gud tho...bt she shouldn't near social media 2 complain abt fuel o lyk pampers...If I paz ha aws nd I no see light ehn, I go trow stone brk one of her sliding windows...


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All white party and Mama G is wearing green...Maybe she just gatecrashed the occasion

golddeejay:
have bn seeing dis 'unlimited' word been misused here a lot. pls 3gb is not unlimited.

my 3gb data plan was actually exhausted. I want to know how 1.5k credit from which I used 1k to sub for 1gb popped up on my fone without me recharging.

anyone wit good knowledge of airtel plan shd educate me pls. if did how they operate, then airtel got me 4 now.

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1st of, I Nvr created d word..d company did...shud I call it a dffrnt name so u cud go nd strt lukin 4 it in der bundle plan...

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I keep seeing this thread everytym...But snc am all fun for Nairaland, I wud bite.
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Not known to have a small appetite..so in order of priority,

1..Oliviaarims---I seriously just *dig* her(dnt ask..Am bringin d word bk 2 d people) in everytin...From her pretty face wit doz glasses to her matured sense of reasoning

2..Estharfabian---Maybe it's her secretive nature dat gets me...bt Nvr bn able to recover from her diary..

3..I always wanted to know FlawlessRebirth2 in a more intimate way.

golddeejay:
a 'miracle' happened on my airtel sim, I subscribed 3gb for 1.5k , though it finished in 4 days but got a call from their cc that I still have 1.5k on my line(I only loaded 1.5k d first time). she asked if will like to use 1k to subscribe to 1gb. I said Yes! I need to know b4 I do my next sub ' is did how
airtel operates or I was just lucky?'

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I belive it's normal...sowie...u cud use 1k to get 1gb but u cud use 1500k to get 3gb...(unlimited blackberry--works 4 all fones)
somtymz ur fone myt stop browsing making u tink ur data has ended bt u just hv 2 change d H+ to edge 4 som tym..
u cud chk if u hv exhausted ur data by dialling *141#

MASTERMIND04:
When u can actually get 3gb for just 1400 and still have 2800 to call all network with glo.

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My gf uses glo and she complains crazily about the network...it's not just about d cheap data, wud a person b able 2 use it wit peace of mind....lyk where I live, glo is a no go area because d network is completely *worthless*
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No offence 2 d company.

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When you can simply use #1500 to get 3gb with Airtel plus #1500 free calls to all network...(no cheat code o)
i literally can borrow up to five tymz wit ma airtel line nd I don't necessarily have to pay back wen I load a card...
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.dnt even know where my Etisalat line is again not to mention MTN.

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Snc op started wit three, onli fair I increase d number...

rosieluv:
lols dah last pics is so funny

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Hey princess...Now dat u came,

1..Am glad we have both pass dis stage in our lives b4 I take d boy's position.

2..Don't want to wait any longer b4 I pop d big qstn...

3..I plan of not sharing mysef wit any1 so, we going 4 a low key marriage

4..And I never plan of doing this to u...wats mine is ur's...

lanicky:
Hehe. You don't need to.
Those memes are totally on point.

Have a nice day.

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Same here miss...but when am less busy, I have *literally planned* to disturb you...

Nd tankx for the compliment...You created the thread, it's only right you get to laugh too...

lanicky:
Lol.
You're one funny dude.

Good morning.

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Only when I try to impress the most xpensive Lanicky...

Would love to continue with the memes tho but I think that's more of Smellymouth tin...
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And Gud Morning to you too miss...

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Wanted 2 stop but I had 2 post these 4 for future reference.
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D last one tho...We shall jump and Pass IJN...Amen...

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]From Mamagee With Love[/color]

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No Neighbours again 2 report about...or they have packed out?

lanicky:
Hahahahahaha.

So hilarious.

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Yeeaahh....I have Lanicky's attention...

Let me just drop this four here for rosieluv 2 see...
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#Drops phone...

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Am *emotionally unavailable*....

One more..

Steven, We didn't start this relationship with the fear of God..

*Am lyk u fvvckin noticing it now...

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CC; Oliviaarims; Would you go to a late dinner with me... Promise nothing xpensive...


CC; Estharfabian; when do you plan of revealing yourself or should I post your pic for you?

CC; Mamagee3, when do you plan to stop creating threads about your neighbour

Merlissa:
Looools

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On second tot, I could gladly leave the group if you agree to let me tutor u...*private lessons*
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Am great with xylophones....

If I no turn choir president, trumpet don sound b dat...