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Politics / Re: Hadi Sirika: Nigeria To Start Production Of Airplanes Before 2023 by uzochinedu: 11:05am On Aug 26, 2021
Kosiso12:
BREAKING!!! Nigeria To Start Production of Airplanes Before 2023 - FG



https://igberetvnews.com/1398869/breaking-nigeria-start-production-airplanes-2023-fg/

Photo...no be juju be that !!!!
Health / Re: I Got Bitten By A Non-Venomous Snake Today (Photos) by uzochinedu: 7:40pm On Aug 01, 2021
Patented:
Oga no go mislead people. A Google search of pythons and the boa constrictor reveals that they have slit eyes too.

See image of a boa's eyes and the link on which it was found

https://www.dkfindout.com/uk/animals-and-nature/reptiles/boas/

It doesn't apply to constrictor snakes bro
Politics / Re: Charly Boy: I Do Not Believe In One Nigeria by uzochinedu: 8:26pm On Jul 13, 2021
chaloskyx:
If i may ask you what have you earned all through your life time with one Nigeria?

Very valid question
Crime / Re: Video Of Army Officer Who Killed A Motorist After Giving Him A Ride by uzochinedu: 10:27am On May 26, 2021
VicDz11:
Oh jungle Justice where art thou when your attention is most needed Oooo? Where have the Victim gone wrong by helping you

I agree with you brother. This killer deserves jungle justice walahi3

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Politics / Re: Yinka Odumakin Is Dead by uzochinedu: 2:42pm On Apr 03, 2021
Modphase:
This fool wasted his miserable life chasing after Tinubu.

You are a terrible human being

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Celebrities / Re: Pete Edochie: Feminism Is Why Women Get Beaten Up In Marriage by uzochinedu: 5:44pm On Mar 31, 2021
savageyoungboy:
Legend like Pete Edochie, we respect and FEAR you but this isn't it
So you mean to tell me that in "blood apart" na feminism na make you beat Ozokwor when Ozokwor dey young and na still feminism make her beat you back when you old

Incase you are not aware, that is or was a movie. And he is an actor by profession. He was acting base on the script given to him.

If you want to criticize him, do so intelligently.
Politics / Re: Falana: It Is A Shame Dangote Could Build Refinery But FG Couldn't by uzochinedu: 12:39pm On Mar 16, 2021
PAQ:


The man is a Lawyer, an ordinary citizen like you and i, he holds no elected position nor is he a decision maker in our polity

If he is a problem to this country then you are a disaster! Change starts from you and i, do your bit before accusin someone else.

I agree with you. the guy is just a nitwit
Politics / Re: Falana: It Is A Shame Dangote Could Build Refinery But FG Couldn't by uzochinedu: 12:37pm On Mar 16, 2021
Wiseandtrue:

Falana is one of the problems we are having in this country!!!

He's neither here nor there! His professionalism is sold to the highest bidder!

If Dangote call him to come and represent him tomorrow now, he will sing another song shocked

If only he's half a man his son was undecided

How is falana one of the problems in nigeria? Kindly explain and dont just come here to type what you dont know
Health / Re: Serious Blood In My Stool, Please Help by uzochinedu: 11:42am On Mar 10, 2021
PROPHETmichael:


It is well

Is that the solution you can offer?
Health / Re: Serious Blood In My Stool, Please Help by uzochinedu: 11:38am On Mar 10, 2021
post=99763132:
This is called hemorrhoid or Rectal bleeding.
It is definitely not peculiar to you alone.
To start with,
Drink more water,
eat more fruits and fiber, and avoid straining while in the rest room.
You can also Soak your anal area in plain warm water for 10 to 15 minutes two to three times a day.
You can also get some over-the-counter hemorrhoid creams at the pharmacy/chemist around you.

And most importantly
Go and see a Doctor,
They will usually give you suppository containing hydrocortisone.
This is very very important.



All the very best from us to you.

Ultimately in addition,, Colonscopy procedure needs to be done to look out for polyps growth (cancer cells) in your large intestine. Hopefully polyps wont be found in yours.
Sports / Re: Referee Ready To Fight Alan Judge After Abusive Words (Photos, Video) by uzochinedu: 9:12pm On Feb 17, 2021
Ghozt:
If i am going to be honest with you ,in my own humble opinion without being sentimental of course, without offending anyone who thinks differently from my own point of view,but also by looking into this matter in distinctive perspective ,i would like to say i have nothing to say

You are very funny
Family / Re: He Is Your Son, But I Am Not Going For Any DNA Test. Wife Tells Husband(video) by uzochinedu: 11:39pm On Feb 05, 2021
Kelvin3476:
WHICH SECTION OF THE LAW ?

Very good question
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Wolves Vs Arsenal (2 - 1) On 2nd February 2021 by uzochinedu: 8:08pm On Feb 02, 2021
Humanoid01:

Oga go and watch that highlight again, it was deliberate.

You are absolutely correct sir
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Wolves Vs Arsenal (2 - 1) On 2nd February 2021 by uzochinedu: 8:07pm On Feb 02, 2021
crazygod:

Still not a red card. angry

It appears you don't know the last man rule.

Or you are just pained it was a RED card
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Wolves Vs Arsenal (2 - 1) On 2nd February 2021 by uzochinedu: 8:05pm On Feb 02, 2021
dazzlingd:
Please can someone explain why that was a red card and penalty.
It was a foul therefore it is a penalty

He was the last (arsenal player) man to foul therefore automatic RED

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Politics / Re: Kamala Harris Is Jezebel – Femi Fani-Kayode by uzochinedu: 6:31pm On Nov 09, 2020
MOLOTOVcockTAIL:
Seems Nigeria has the highest concentration of idiots per square kilometer.


I swear you funny o cheesy
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Challenges General Buratai To A Physical Combat Without Weapons by uzochinedu: 7:44pm On Nov 01, 2020
Charmingrascal:
Even though Buratai is a nincompoop


This Reno is petty

Man to man Buratai will beat Reno handicap 2 he won't even get a draw

You might never know if Reno is a trained martial artist.

Not all soldiers can beat civilians one on one combat
Politics / Re: EndSARS: Is It Right For Protesters To Block The Roads? by uzochinedu: 8:59am On Oct 16, 2020
Ravern:

No need to ask, go and unblock the road when protesters block it. Na your broken head go tell the right answer. It's like e don tey wey you go hospital last

No mind am.
Politics / Re: EndSARS: Is It Right For Protesters To Block The Roads? by uzochinedu: 8:57am On Oct 16, 2020
VaselineCrew:
Protesters have started blocking roads in Lagos, leaving a lot of people stranded.

What is your opinion on this?

Do you think it is right that they are blocking roads?

Stupid question
Politics / Re: EndSARS: Is It Right For Protesters To Block The Roads? by uzochinedu: 8:43am On Oct 16, 2020
mebad:
Is it right for the Nigerian Police force to violate rights of citizens, there by leaving alot of people living in fear ?

whats your opinion?


Very Good question
Health / Re: COVID-19 Update For October 4 2020 In Nigeria - (962 Tested) by uzochinedu: 1:48am On Oct 05, 2020
Confirmedzombie:
With this decrease, i think its the best time for the FG to enforce an 8weeks Total lockdown so we can defeat this virus once and for all.

All schools, markets, Airports, shops, offices should be shutdown.

While the FG deploy the military as Nigerian are too stubborn

We shall overcome

Ewu llama
Health / Re: COVID-19 Update For September 30 2020 In Nigeria - (4,410 Tested) by uzochinedu: 12:37am On Oct 01, 2020
Confirmedzombie:
I call for a Total lockdown of 8 weeks effective from october 2nd 2020.

This is the only way we can defeat this deadly virus.

All schools, markets, banks must remain shut.

Nigerians are too stuborn and only a force using the military will make this 8weeks total lockdown to be successful.

I urge every Nigerians to commence plans to stock their homes now.

All borders should be closed till further notice.

America, china, Germany, Italy, Spain are still on Total lockdown.

Nigeria must do same now.

We shall overcome

Ewu llama

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Health / Re: COVID-19 Update For September 22 2020 In Nigeria - (3,019 Tested) by uzochinedu: 7:28am On Sep 23, 2020
Confirmedzombie:
I will continue to call for an 8weeks agressive and forceful lockdown until the FG hear my voice.

The cases increasing day by day and not acceptable by we Nigerians.

I call on the FG to lockdown the entire country for 8weeks and as well suspend all plans to reopen schools until January 2021.

Im sure with this measures we will defeat this virus.

Fellow Nigerians i urge you to commence plans to stock your homes heavily. You cant depend on the FG for any pallative.

Together we shall overcome this virus.

Ewu llama
Crime / Re: Akunna Mirabel Okoh, Nigerian Arrested For Domestic Violence In Dallas by uzochinedu: 1:00pm On Sep 18, 2020
Ok
Health / Re: COVID-19 Update For September 16 2020 In Nigeria - (2609 Tested) by uzochinedu: 9:07am On Sep 17, 2020
Seunpaul01:


Abi,,,,

They discharged over 3k patients in one day. Which isolation centre those people dey abeg. None.

God punish all the people behind all these lies and manipulation.

Most of the 3k patients are those that were on self isolation. That is why there are a lot
Health / Re: COVID-19 Update For September 16 2020 In Nigeria - (2609 Tested) by uzochinedu: 12:49am On Sep 17, 2020
Confirmedzombie:
The cases keep increasing. I call on Nigerians to brace up for another round of Eights total lockdown.

I advice all Nigerians to begin now to stock their homes.

Total lockdown is the only way out of this pandemic.

All schools must remain shut to avoid further high cases.

All airports, transportation, markets, shops should be shutdown now.

Nigerians are already used to lockdown. We can do it again.

It will end in praise.

Ewu Lama ....

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Health / Re: COVID-19 Update For September 14 2020 In Nigeria - (1,912 Tested) by uzochinedu: 5:24pm On Sep 15, 2020
Confirmedzombie:
Isreal implementing a national lockdown to enable them defeat the virus.

I urge the FG to emulate Israel as it is the only way the virus could be defeated.

Our cases keep increasing day by day. Nigerians are already used to a total lockdown.

People should stock their homes from their pockets as it makes no sense for a pallatives.

Nigerians have done it before and can do it again.

The FG must deploy the military to enforce a total lockdown for Eight good weeks.


You e confirmed zombie...Ewu lama
Autos / Re: My First Car Purchase Experience And Feedback On Promotervickky's Service by uzochinedu: 12:10pm On Jun 14, 2020
odimbannamdi:
On a casual note, towards the end of last year, I decided to get a car. But following the ban of Okada and keke in February and the resulting transport hardship and price hike, i intensified efforts to get one. Owning a car in Lagos is now becoming a necessity if one can afford it. It does not only preserve your sanity, it is more economical in the long term.

Being my first car, my major criterion was a brand that is popular for easy maintenance, parts and specialist availability, at least. I also decided to go for a modest SUV, with 3 rows of seats preferably, as a family is on the way. I narrowed down my options to a Honda Pilot (2004 - 2006) model because it had my requirements and was a little within my budget, if i were to make a compromise on manufacture year

So, my search started. I remember spending nearly all my Nairaland-allotted time on the Autos section reading up comments from informed people and reviewing prices.

Apologies to serious folks here, but i noticed that most of the supposed car sellers on Nairaland are either time-wasters or helpless middlemen who dont have any idea whatsoever about the condition or even location of the cars they claim to sell. On one occasion, i saw a nice tokunbo deal for an 06 model and i agreed with the seller for an inspection at Mushin. On getting there, the unserious fellow switched off his phone and the brother was telling me to come back later in the day for the inspection. Another time, i sent my dad to inspect one at Ikeja, he called the Nairalander (a woman) before setting out, and she confirmed the car was available at Maryland. On getting to Ketu, she began calling that the car had been sold. We were pissed. Also, Nairaland car prices are over-bloated. I noticed sellers here add as much as 300 - 500k to the prices you could get offline, especially for tokunbo cars. Dem think sey people on Nairaland dey pluck money

After the numerous disappointments, i decided i have had enough and i took my search offline. The lockdown didnt help matters, so there were some delays in the search. But after lots of search, calls and test driving, i narrowed down to 2 units of 06 model (a black and a wine colour) and 1 unit of 05 model (blue colour), all within my budget. The 05 was even a little cheaper than i envisaged. But family matters now ate into my budget, so i decided to settle finally for the 05 EXL model.

I suddenly remembered the fuss about VIN background check, and i decided to do due diligence in that regard. So, i reached out to Promotervickky about his VIN check service and he was very patient and calm in directing me to where i could locate the VIN number. He even sent me samples of past reports, as i didnt know what the VIN check report typically looks like. Eventually, i got the VIN number, sent to him and he reverted shortly with the report, a picture and gave some experienced advise. Sadly, the car is salvage-titled, but the damage was minimal and only affected the right side of the car. It explained the indention on the right passenger door i saw during inspection. Apparently, the panel-beater did a shoddy job. We go manage am like that. Thanks for being part of this my significant journey, Promotervickky. I do appreciate!

Honda Pilot owners, how do you recommend i maintain this car for optimal performance? Are there some things i should pay critical attention too.

I need una feedbacks abeg o

CC: Andycom

Hello congrats on your new car.

I am thinking of buying a pilot to like yours.

Can you run me with advices?is Honda pilot good? I need a one in a very good condition

Awaiting your response
Autos / Re: My First Car Purchase Experience And Feedback On Promotervickky's Service by uzochinedu: 12:06pm On Jun 14, 2020
promotervickky:
Available to check Your ViN

Hi just making enquiry.

From running bin on a vehicle can you also find out if the car has damaged chasis?

Secondly, is Honda Pilot 04 - 06 a very good car for travelling? I am thinking of buying a good one

Thanks expecting response

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Family / Re: I Killed This Snake Near My Toilet At Midnight, Help Needed (Photo) by uzochinedu: 9:10am On May 30, 2020
James4bright:


Lmao. Nigerians sha. Even experts who hunt these snakes periodically, can't identify them sometimes.

You've probably just seen these snakes on Nat Geo Wild, and nothing else. See how you are acting like you can identify those snakes with your eyes closed. Even the picture isn't clear enough. Send this to an expert, he'd probably tell you the picture isn't clear enough. Chai, Nigerians. You even talked about it's head, like you can see it well. Lol.

Okay, what snake is that then? Mr Snake expert. Lmao


You are pained
Family / Re: I Killed This Snake Near My Toilet At Midnight, Help Needed (Photo) by uzochinedu: 8:52pm On May 14, 2020
Dextre:



Clueless you say..i'm no snake expert but I sabi this one. That whole 20minsis utter bullshit. Probably written by someone like you. Go and read on mambas and watch documentary at realible sources. Don't waste my time with a screenshot. 20mins-kill? Do you knw how many people would be dying from mamba's venom den, common sense denotes sef,u no need book for this

It is very obvious that the guy "james4bright" knows nothing about mambas that is very easy to identify

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