₦airaland Forum

watz the latest on this

rojen: Hey Guys, the stock on board now is the oceanic vintage fund.its a unit trust fund whereby investors pull their fund together to invest in viable stocks in market. its selling at 1.00 per unit, but the minimum you will invest is 50000units, dats 50000 naira.

Guys you cant afford to miss this,offer closes on wednesday being the 20th of december 2006.

Note: its selling at 1.00 per unit and it cannot fall below dat 1.00.so you have an advantage of buying now its still on IPO,cos when the offer closes i bet you will never get it at 1.00 again.

pls guide your future and your childrens future now, go to any oceanic bank branch to get a form.

or call me with this line 08036007632.

THINK BANKING, , THINK OCEANIC

BANK OF THE YEAR 2006

hi alexitotee hw has ur experience been
oga seun for one to play the stock market, does one need to have a stock broker??

alexitotee: Seun, other, pleaseeeeeeeee.
I'm new in share-biz, please help me, how do i get a good broker, and how easy with it be for some of us that don't stay in Lagos to be good in the biz.

nice one..will start following this thread...i totally have no idea hw the stock market/forex market work sadly...will just keep shut and watch y'all for nw

mercylicious: una dey see 7up? doing almost50% after d release of 2nd quater result

@dexter, one has to plan his /her life on time. Hussling dey my blood n runs in d family.
U cant be rich working for another man.

I need to come to a level were i am the GMD of my company. Be an employer of labour with different chains of biz.
Its good to start chains of biz when u r working cos even if u make loss, salary will still come by month end. There is also a sense of happiness when u hv other means of income dt can sustain u even if ur present one fails. You dont take insult personal cos d ibo's say- aku na-esi obi ike. U also chose ur friends wisely. u cant save money if u hv friends dt are always keeping latenights partying n drinking on daily basis, If u hv good friends, the will open ur eyes to oportnities when they come. They will also help u reach ur zenith.

In all, we are making money this year.

All of me (john legend)

Hahahhahahahaha
mization will nt kill me here on nairaland i...lol

Mization: (clears throat). Hi candy, Never knew u had a ring permanently placed on your finger. I was telling my friend @uzoexcel how intelligent u are. And abt d oil money, I'll mention u when its approved. Do have a great day.

unfortunately MATLAB

I trust ur judgement!!!!!

Awaitn ur suggestion

Mization: hey bro, hope u wooed anyone or shd I suggest for u?. I know u to always want the best but hey, trust me to do just that...

Mization: Very serious dear. I stared @ ur pic and all I see is Sunshine. Hope ur day is coming up well?

Waitn 4 ur thread my friend

Though I think I get what desdichandi is saying as he was been overly sarcastic..
He's talking about africans and our tendency to have religious tinted views on matters affeccting us as per africans as a whole..to a typical xtian/muslim most indians are gonna end up in hell for nt 'seeing the light'

Anyway the aim of this thread is to congratulate the indians who though were also colonized by the oyibo man,atook and adapted his technology and improved upon it with their indigeneous wayswhile rejecting his religion..till date most indians dnt even have 'white' names..we here in africa on d other hand did the total opposite

iamord: When I put up the thread uu will understand..
Are the blacks infidels?? Pls throw more light on it

we are praying

uzolexis: Good one,mk e no be only US and EU dey do this kind thing. Meanwhile what is Africa doing sef?? We just dey siddon look, the rest of the world is leaving us behind.

India has become the first nation to reach Mars on its maiden attempt after its Mars Orbiter Mission completed its 10-month journey and successfully entered the Red Planet’s orbit. bit.

The Indian Space Research Organization’s unmanned drone, also called Mangalyaan, was programmed by Indian engineers to fire its main engine and eight smaller thrusters for 24 minutes, starting at 0147 GMT in order to make the spacecraft's final maneuvers into Mars' orbit.

The spacecraft has executed the arrival sequence autonomously with engineers receiving the telemetry with 12-and-a-half minute delay at ISRO's control center in Bangalore due to the 139 million miles separating Earth and Mars.

“History has been created today,” said Indian prime minister Narendra Modi. “We have dared to reach out into the unknown and have achieved the near-impossible. I congratulate all ISRO scientists as well as all my fellow Indians on this historic occasion.”

On the orbit, the unnamed probe is set to study Mars’ surface and scan its atmosphere for evidence of some sort of life. The probe is expected to circle Mars for six months, about 500 kilometers (310 miles) from its surface. Its five scientific instruments will collect data and send it back to Earth.

The Mangalyaan is equipped with a color imaging camera, a thermal infrared spectrometer to measure the chemical composition of the surface, and instruments to assess the Mars atmosphere, including a methane detector.

The Mars Orbiter Mission, a low-cost $74 million project, blasted off from Earth on November 5, 2013, aboard an Indian Polar Satellite Launch Vehicle. At its initial stage, the rocket booster placed the probe into Earth's orbit before the craft fired the engines to break free of Earth's gravity en route to Mars.

This is India's first mission into such deep space to search for evidence of life on the Red Planet. But the mission's primary objective is technological – if successful, the country will be joining an elite club of nations: the United States, Russia and Europe.

Source: http://rt.com/news/190096-india-mars-orbiter-probe/
picTure 3 depicts the Indian Space Research Organization (ISRO) scientists and engineers monitor the movements of India's Mars orbiter at their Spacecraft Control Center in the southern Indian city of Bangalore (Reuters / Stringer)


Their first attempt and with local indian engineers. and also To think that it costs just $74 million.And we supposedly have $20 billion missing

u welcome

Joavid: Wow! I love threads like this. I need to visit this section more.

I always knew something happened before hilter became a nutter, and of course dead people can't defend themselves and only victors of war write history.

Thanks Op.

i m sure u think that what u said now makes meaning but have a look at it urself and u ll realize that its nonsense u spewed forth here..now do the needful and deactivate ur account

Reference: If ManU fails to reach top four with these big transfers and heavy salaries total bankruptcy is certain. Anyway I'm in touch with Ed Woodward. Saipem drilling is interested. They will take Van Gaal and Rooney. Say they need new rig managers with 'outstanding drive for unparallel depths'.

i m just tired of ds man utd and that he goat smalling


even chukuma in my street was/is much better in defence than these morons

she died few weeks after she called michell obama a man and also said obama was gay

thanks for ur logical reply

i v reasoned both ways out but then one cant surely remain neutral on issues affecting 'one's people'...

more than half the fault remains with africa. its leaders and its followership

InvertedHammer: \
Try to think from the other side if the divide...

If you were the West, would you consciously let any nation grow out of your influence?

What happens to the master if the slave grows bigger than the master? Take a look at what is happening to Russia for trying to reassert her influence. In the case of Nigeria, they are not even pretending to be trying.

Wooing international investors in this century is a waste of time. If you build, they must come. Heck if there is money to be made, you can never keep investors out.

There you have it.
/

this aint naija...some of us were up all night experiencing and watching the proceedings...what nigerians should take out of these is the way the 'losers' in this referendum calmly accepted the defeat and are going abt their lives with mormalcy cos they knw they lost out under a clean cut and fair process

melojames: Why do i feel it wasn't free and fair

i dnt take solace in deriding the west mon amie..on several of my threads i have condemned nigeria and africa for not been indigeneous enough...i do honest analysis and analyze the news as it comes...i also knw that sometimes or most of the time, the west would nt really support any african country trying to break free of its hold;Ghaddafi's death should be a case in pointer and the loud silence of all african countries while libya was been pummelled by NATO should be a case in point...i v Libyan frds here and when they furnish me with tales of the current rape of libya compared to the libya under ghaddafi,u cant help but sigh sadly
Also, but i never thought to say this but recent proclamations from several world leaders makes things scary..Obama as at last week is deploying 3000 soldiers to west africa to 'fight' ebola as according to him, ebola is a threat to the USA...Why nt send vaccines or doctors..what the hell r these soldiers gonna do; shoot down the virus?
As per blaming naija, i blame the FG and our secret service who really arent slick and are quite unable to play politic on a large scale...what stopped naija from courting russia who are well versed in weaponry for weapons?why ll u buy arms through israel knowing that any secret deal u make will be leaked as the israelis are in bed together with the americans?havnt our intelligence knowledge of using 2nd 3rd and 4th untraceable parties to buy weaponry of which the links will be quite intraceable back to the Nigerian govt?dont they even read Robert ludlum's novels or top novels to have an idea of hw intelligence is played?

InvertedHammer: \
Are you pissed that the message is false ?

Or

Are you pissed at the messenger?

USA didn't want to sell weapons to Nigeria. Well manufacture your own f@cking weapon!

You take solace in deriding the West. But faced with any freaking challenge, you start panhandling to the West.

Necessity is the mother of invention. Nigeria has the necessity but where is the invention?

\

seriously speaking the amount of gumption and balls onwuliri showed on this ambassador is more than i can sau for some of our TOPMOST OFFICIALS in government

even though some of these things r true..i really distrust the west these period....they seem to have ulterior motives?why nt showcase camerounian police and military?


his s hw they started with ghaddafi and even Assad...Maybe they should do a better reesearch on how Boko haram seem always to be able to get their hands on top class weapons off the market while the US CANT SELL TO NAIJA?

assfreak: Wen police catch u one day and torture you for wetin you no do, then you go understand wetin dis people dey talk about. By the time dem don use hammer remove your teeth and use hot iron to disfigure ur back, you go begin dey confess tings wey you no do.

wewere wrong but all in all i love the 'peacefulness' of the whole imbroglio and how the losers accepted the results without causing issues

ulster: Same here I am sure the yes guys will take it

watching the 'counting' on sky news...the 'yes' guys are really serious...but i have to applaud the interest shown by every scottish person eligible to vote even down to the 16yr olds...in some counties the turn out was 100percent meaning that every eligible person turned out including the old..I hope and pray nigerians can take a cue from this when the next election comes around.

Between if the 'yes' guys carry the 'night', then David Cameron may have to resign before the end of tommorrow evening as expected..hmmmm

ddd

yeah u remember this was one of the things i was talkn to u abt on skype

uzolexis: WOW!!!! this is indeed a revelation.i'm beginning to question a lot of things.

Kachisbarbie: No you can't...
For you to open an account, you have to be a person or a business.
...but you can open a GT-Target acct, and name it Marriage Account...lol

sharrap

uzolexis: have you found her?? this one you want to open a marriage money acct,i have to approve of her 1st o

maybe cos there is no dislike button

uzolexis: Over 100 likes now,my most liked post on NL

[quote author=all4naija]1. What was the last book you read? tHE ICARUS AGENDA by robert ludlum
How Old will you be at your next birthday? - 28
3) What do you love more than anything - My husband and children
4)What is your song of the week - All of me by john legend
5) Do you still watch cartoons? - yes (on the legend of korra now)
6) Have you ever gotten into a fight? - Yes with gbadebo in college..he was my senior then...d niggur beat me up though i got a few punches in
7) Favorite food? - garri and oha soup...maybe cos i miss it
8 ) Are you lazy? - Nah!
9) Are you afraid of heights - No
10) Zodiac sign - virgo
11) Favorite thing ever - cant remember really
12) Can you die for anyone? yes...my siblings and parents...i kid u nt..most especially mumsy
13) Ever been in love? - yes
14) Do you miss anyone right now - yes (samina and then my family_)
15) Who was the last person to call you? - My righthand man, Akash
16) Last crush? -chinenye (year 1)...i never told her hw i felt...was 15 years and ddnt knw how to 'communicate'
17) If you could have one super power what would it be? - i ll be the hulk..i need that power to settle some scores
)What’s the most important thing you look for in a significant other? honesty and loyalty..very essential qualities..i need to trust u
19) can you go bungee jumping? - NYTIME...WAIT,WATZ BUNGEE JUMPING

20) most stressful thing you've ever done? -completing my m.sc thesis...the last week of the deadline, i ddnt sleep for 3days
quote]

tag bootybuttchic and freecocoa

desdichando
xsenga
trenditee
onyenna
logicboy
iceberlyn


we have a 'b1tch fight' going on..i saved y'all front seats..under ur seats u got popcorn and a can of coke

TeamKhaleessi, u just got a fan

Khalessi: Of course I know what your dad achieved. Impregnating that orange girl with a dripping vaginá and she gave birth to you a bi-polar sicko. Yipeee what an achievement.

maybe u were on heat nd it sensed it

onila: Is this normal

I know I attract human beings esp the male gender

but is it normal for dogs to hump on humans

when I went to see my friend
I was sitting down in her parlor and her dog came up to me and started humping on my leg