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FamilyRe: Right Age To Get Married As A Guy! by uzoexcel(m): 9:42pm On Jun 07, 2015
kai....where in soton r u....seems i missed u by more than a,year... There should b so much people @ d commons @ dis time of d year
Rolly83:
Its was very cold earlier in the year...I miss Naija tho....
PoliticsRe: Buhari First Blunder Why I Oppose Relocation Of Military Command-ifeduba by uzoexcel(m): 8:31pm On May 29, 2015
shutp up....pls just shut up
ifedubatoochukw:
I repeat once again the Central Military Command are not combatant soldiers they are experts there you find computer scientist manning the drones and satellite images rebroadcasting Enemy troop location to the combatant soldiers on ground and the airforces, there you even find Military nuclear experts etc..

they gather information, plan and cordinate military assaults ...

Central Military Command is an intelligent unit in the Army that is where military operation is directed using satellite images .. Buhari in this single directive acted as a man who is no longer in touch with modern military techniques



Nigeria military Command Area Of Responsibilty covers the whole of Nigeria and outside Nigeria where our troops are stationed currently

so it is very much senseless to relocate such a unit with sensitive data right at the frontline as if modern military intelligent information is gotten by trekking around sambisa forest in the middle of the Night? what are military satellites for? and surveillance drones?
FamilyRe: How To Date, Marry & Fit Into The Life Of An Educated Professional Man by uzoexcel(m): 1:20pm On May 16, 2015
LOL...i no go even go that levels...sad really sad
Vires:
Haaaaaaaa
Ted Dekker, loun loun!!!
That's like trying to explain Dean Koonz to someone that is not into thriller/horror
EducationRe: 20 Tricks To Boost IQ And Build A Mental Exercise Routine by uzoexcel(m): 4:55pm On May 15, 2015
If u had kept quiet,no one wouldav known u were a nitwit..watz d point of ur commenthuh huh
ademega:
This must be for a total mumu
FamilyRe: How To Date, Marry & Fit Into The Life Of An Educated Professional Man by uzoexcel(m): 4:50pm On May 15, 2015
Lol....its a new relationship...I'm still in dat heart thumping,pulse racing, fingers tingling, stage;those feelings can't be quantified cheesy...and I really do luv her.. sad

Of course the scales may/will soon fall out...but till then,happy jonzing cool cheesy


Joavid:
What do you have in common? I mean, something must have attracted you to her.


You are agnostic, avid reader, tech/science guy and you seem like a very quiet person.

When you prefer to watch NatGeo or discovery channel, she wants to watch E! Or fashion TV.
When you want to watch a sci-fi movie, she wants a comedy.

You can't have the type of conversation you would like to have with her cos you fear she would doze off.

I guessing she must be a wonderful cook, no?


Sorry, if it seems am psychoanalysing your relationship but....
FamilyRe: How To Date, Marry & Fit Into The Life Of An Educated Professional Man by uzoexcel(m): 10:45am On May 15, 2015
She said 'I dnt like readin books'.. sad
In her words, 'all this borin things u r readin sef,wat do u even use dem for'. huh huh


Joavid:
cheesy cheesy
I can't imagine dating someone who doesn't like reading books at all.

Why don't you ask her about books, or what books she finds interesting?
FamilyRe: How To Date, Marry & Fit Into The Life Of An Educated Professional Man by uzoexcel(m): 7:03am On May 15, 2015
Add me to ur club

**i hope there's no discrimination against a confused atheist/agnostic
pythondjango:
Hello my acquaintance, greetings! pls can i be your friend pls.And if possible, can we start talking soonest.I love books,i love being intellectually empowered and because of this line of interest, i humbly want to lean on you for intellectual schooling. Thanks.
FamilyRe: How To Date, Marry & Fit Into The Life Of An Educated Professional Man by uzoexcel(m): 7:01am On May 15, 2015
I think I understand..anyways I'm in a new relationship with one nw...wat program does she like watching, and its 'kim phucking kardashian'
She doesn't like reading books or novels...why don't people luv reading novels huh huh
Sometimes I wonder how imma explain d intricacies of a robert ludlum novel or the insights ted dekker provides in his books..

Oh yes,I'm an ICT professional,specifically wireless communications systems..I dnt even v d nerve to talk abt my field with her..she may jst sleep offf huh huhand na dat one go kimme

I'm still gettin to knw her though cheesy

goodgood2:
Op, I no go lie, I gbadu your write-up. You're so spot on. I'm a silent guy and I like being alone. That part of me seems to scare the ladies around me. Speaking of being intellectually ahead of ladies, I put so much effort to equip myself- read books, watch movies, try complex maths, and THINK.

I once dated a very pretty lady. There was a huge gap between us and she didn't feel secure in the relationship. I seemed to know everything she did in the recent past, how she felt at a particular time, when she was lying, her likely actions after a particular incident... For her, she was my prisoner- and I behaved like a Psychologist who was using her to further his experiment, not like her lover. I understood her very well, read her the way I read medical books...Again, for her, it was more or less a psychological warfare, and I was miles ahead. She didn't like it. I pictured that she would not fit into my plans. I'm very ambitious and hardworking, while she's lazy and believes her looks and bottom can get her what she wants. I told her I was going to leave her, and I did. I liked her so much, and as a matter of fact, I still melt when I bump into her and nearly breakdown when she smiles at me; but I can't get back to her. And, that hurts me so much. While we were together, I tried to help her out, by way of encouraging her to read books, teaching her all kinds of stuff and engaging her in intellectual discourse. She didn't really welcome that. I want the world to know that I still love her, and that I'm hurt.
PetsRe: My Friends Dog Was Humping On Me by uzoexcel(m): 9:59pm On May 09, 2015
s this thread dead? grin grin grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: The Pains Of The Unemployed by uzoexcel(m): 9:14pm On May 09, 2015
all these one small...after service and that period wey man dey find job,na so i go atm wan withdraw my last 2k wey de my gtb account...d next thing be say the machine no commot my money but still deduct am from my account...i wan die..na so i waka go gtb the next day with the intention of shoutin down the house grin grin grin grin ...omo as i start to de holla, i com hear my name from back, 'uzi uzi, hw far bro'..i turn around c one of my unserious coursemates for school..d guy don become big boy for IT section for bank and he dey cover the whole south east region...he come ask me wetin i wan do for bank say he will help me quicken the process sad sad sad sad sad ...how the hell could i tell this nigger say na 2k dey miss for my account cry cry cry cry... omo, i just pull am aside tell am say i come inquire how to open domicilliary account but in pound sterlings grin grin grin grin grin grin


chai, those fuckkking hopelesss days
RomanceRe: Do You Ladies Ever Wished To Get Married To Virgin Males ? by uzoexcel(m): 7:58pm On May 01, 2015
going by the responses, one can conclude that most ladies dont really know what they want

peedeeasobie:
Lady A is a virgin and doesn't want premarital sex but doesn't want to marry a virgin. So, who should he disvigirn to get the sexual experience?

PoliticsRe: Xenophobia: Nigeria Gives South Africa 24hours Ultimatum. Threatens Action by uzoexcel(m): 5:54pm On Apr 20, 2015
Hi mods,

I v noticed u banning peopl for less abusive words on nl..why is sirshymexx not banned? His words are inciteful and filled with vile hatred. Or Is there a special treatment for several nairalandershuh

Cc seun
Cc ishilove


SirShymexx:
That was what I was alluding to by using Igbos' ultimatums as simile, with sarcasm of how influential Igbos are. No harm there, just me messing about.

The ultimatum is just silly and Nigeria needs to learn the art of diplomacy in foreign relations. Summoning the SA high commissioner in Nigeria won't be a bad idea, and they can start from there.
Technology MarketRe: Rechargeable Fan In Nigeria by uzoexcel(m): 1:25pm On Apr 15, 2015
are these fans still available?
PoliticsRe: Festus Mbisiogu, Igbo Man of the Year sets agenda for Buhari by uzoexcel(m): 8:56am On Apr 04, 2015
Em....em
Bbuhari chose okadigbo as his running mate in 2003 but we igbos chose to vote for obj..he chose ume ezeoke as his running mate in 2007.... Clearly there was no advantage gained by him in runnin wid an igbo person..can we then blame him 4 rollin wid d ssouth west?
Equalizer:
I still maintain my stand that the Igbos are being marginalized.. What stops the APC from appointing an Igbo man as their Presidential or Vice Presidential candidate?
RomanceRe: Getting Married Next Month And Nothing Interest Me About My Hubby To Be! by uzoexcel(m): 3:23pm On Apr 03, 2015
babes i really fear una
maryhaam:
It might sound false,but is true have also pass through this,we have been dating since my uni days,he likes me,like ke love,he can do anything for me,if I offend him, he will be the one to beg,he loves me,he can buy me anything,he over pamper me,wht else can I qualify him with,but I don't love him,i thought with his attitude that I will love him,i try all my best,i never cheated on him,i pray to love him Buh is a matter of the heart,after 3yrs I hurt him eventually with the truth,the truth I should have told him long ago,but he won't accept I can't c him hurt,hes a rare gem,wish him all the best,matters of heart r dicey,op if u can't love him fr 4yrs,u can't
RomanceRe: Getting Married Next Month And Nothing Interest Me About My Hubby To Be! by uzoexcel(m): 3:17pm On Apr 03, 2015
i hope for the poor guy's sake that he's reading this and he ll v the courage to break up with u and find a better lady who would value him...as for u, @#$##$%%#%$%$^%$#$$$^$#^%$#$$%$^^#$ angry
PoliticsRe: My Attacks On Buhari, APC, Not Personal – Fani-kayode by uzoexcel(m): 11:44am On Apr 03, 2015
cramjones hw far cool cool cool cool
PoliticsRe: NBC Sanctions AIT And Others by uzoexcel(m): 8:21am On Mar 31, 2015
why dd u quote my name??v i ever discussed politics with u?>
DaBullIT:
Which is why i want to ask, Why do people allow themselves to be used , It was fun, and they were paid , and they were being loyal, But blind loyalty and being blinded by money to do evil always has its consequences

That being said , In the spirit of sportsmanship, I want to call on PDP cyber armies and the e-rats , we'll still call you that grin , those i insulted, those i argued with , those who didn't share my view , those paid to convert, those threatened ,

[center] LET THERE BE PEACE, AND COME BACK ONLINE , WE MISS YOU ALL
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Christianity EtcRe: Why Don't Jehovah's Witnesses Vote? by uzoexcel(m): 10:05am On Mar 29, 2015
Cc: seun lalastica mods pls frontpage

We need something to douse the thension in d polity

shinejackie:
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Dies!! buhahhaha grin grin grin[/color][/b]
PoliticsRe: Massive Rigging (video) by uzoexcel(m): 7:38am On Mar 29, 2015
This is disgustin...I assure u dat d guy doin the rigging must v written JAMB like 5 times without gettn admission or he might be a poly student who spent 1 year @ home due to strike..after this he would probably go home, and buy fuel for his small generator, so as to charge his phones and make calls..he would go to market and com back cursing the market women for the hike in food prices... And then he would sigh and say 'nigeria is corrupt and bad' or 'na God go punish all of them'
PoliticsRe: Nairaland Election Situation Monitoring Room by uzoexcel(m): 6:18am On Mar 29, 2015
Hi tiarabubu and all,

Is it jst me or doesn't anyone find it a lil weird abt the lack of updare onn results in d south east? Wat abt abia state,imo and all?
Nothing?
PropertiesRe: Solar Power & Boreholes Jobs (FULL Pictures) Ask ANY questions NO SECRETS by uzoexcel(m): 9:32pm On Mar 20, 2015
followin this threead cool cool
CelebritiesRe: IK Ogbonna On His Engagement And Pregnant Bride– ‘why I’m Marrying Sonia Morales by uzoexcel(m): 3:45pm On Mar 19, 2015
Mhizkel:
Op are you sure she is 24? She looks 30+
y'all should stp hating
CelebritiesRe: IK Ogbonna On His Engagement And Pregnant Bride– ‘why I’m Marrying Sonia Morales by uzoexcel(m): 3:44pm On Mar 19, 2015
Khalessi:
Hello Ik Save your chatter for someone who cares. undecided
He really must b appalled and depressed that u dnt care
CultureRe: Why Do Igbos Especially The Anambrans Marry From Their Tribe? by uzoexcel(m): 10:55pm On Feb 22, 2015
I wud buy those boys beer when I see them huh huh
onila:
most of the Nigerian men that treat me badly are Igbo men

remember one time in highschool
some igbo boys read my diary

and told me to commit suicide

how mean
CultureRe: Why Do Igbos Especially The Anambrans Marry From Their Tribe? by uzoexcel(m): 9:58pm On Feb 22, 2015
Imo...reppn since 1880 cool
Sweetlemon:
Funny I was just about starting a thread on this.

Igbos are generally stiff but the Anambrans take the cake. Those ones will not even marry outside Anambra sef (if possible their LGA) not to talk of crossing Igbo. Abomination! Only very few exposed Anambrans have been able to marry out of Anambra after fighting through heavy resistance from their nuclear and extended families.

My favourite SE states are Imo and Enugu. Very liberal people.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: This Is Probably A Bad Idea! by uzoexcel(m): 12:33am On Jan 24, 2015
hmmmmm
Christianity EtcRe: How Were People Solving Their Spiritual Issues When There Was No Christianity by uzoexcel(m): 8:19pm On Jan 22, 2015
face ur studies
uzolexis:
I knew I was gonna find u in this kinda thread tongue
PoliticsRe: Panicky PDP Leaders Meet Jonathan by uzoexcel(m): 12:46pm On Jan 19, 2015
he has a phd @ d back of his name...its nt the same smiley
jingh:
you ve a PhD in d front of your name, hope you have common sense too


buhari for president
Christianity EtcRe: How Were People Solving Their Spiritual Issues When There Was No Christianity by uzoexcel(m): 12:21pm On Jan 17, 2015
It beats me that jesus used a muslim guvnor to effectivelt stop d ebola menace!!!surely d saints must b turning in their graves!!!
viceldo:
I'M IN.........


yes i can tel u how JESUS solved d problm of Nigeria ( BY TAKIN EBOLA OUT NIGERIA) to stp ppl frm bathin wit salt nd water


I'M OUT......
PoliticsRe: North Must Produce President In 2015 – ACF, Others by uzoexcel(m): 9:35am On Dec 28, 2014
Brilliant and on point!!!!!
bushdoc9919:
No, the North does not need to produce the President.

And for that matter, neither does the South.

The above call by the Arewa forum is symptomatic of what is wrong with this country.

In Nigeria, everyone believes that if your brother is in power, everything goes easy for you. Indeed decades of underdevelopment in the North are blamed now on the fact that the North does not have access to power now. No one blames the governors , the Local Govt chairmen, the State Assemblies and the National Assembly for developing a policy of sustained investment in technical education, scientific education and industrial development that would have led to a prosperous and developed North and middle Belt.(And no...going back to groundnuts and cotton won't save the North....no more guaranteed markets for such products).

Instead of asking for Power and power....the Arewa must instead prepare for a future without them holding power at the center. Yes...it means them getting a lemon....but they can get lots of lemonade from that lemon.Invest in your people....so that we can talk of a Super Power industrial North in the decades to come.

And the same goes for the South too. Let us all no longer concentrate on gaining power at the center....but on empowering our peoples. That should be the job of the Nigerian Leadership....developing all parts of Nigeria into an industrially powered syncytium....rather than fight wars over how oil money is shared....and sadly....PDP and APC have no idea on how to do that. Better they get the ideas fast.

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