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@topic

na wa for "L" thingy o. . . see confessions. . .

MRbrownJAY:
chemistry is about feeling that the person in Front of you is the right one for whatever reason.
example: you might say that you need a man who is faithfull. handsome, honest, trustworthy, wealthy etc
put 3men with all these qualities in front of you and see if you get the same attraction/chemistry for all of them.

chemistry is when your brain go on overdrive in the presence of a person, releasing dopamine/norepinephrine/adrenaline making your heart beat faster, making you go gaga, feeling like in a dream when with that person.
you dont have that with just anybody.

compatibility has nothing to do with "starting" a relationship but if you want it to last then it is very important:
-if a person base their whole principles of marriage on "having your own children" and his spouse to be is infertile. maybe not.
-if a person enjoys dancing every weekend as a form of recreation while his partner has two left feet. maybe not.
- if a man is christian and expect his future wife to follow his faith while his wife is muslim expecting her future husband to follow her faith. maybe not.
- if a man is health/image conscious while his gf just dont give a damn about her appearance and just eat anything
on display. maybe not.

Need we say more, sistah?? WORD!!!

@dani

chai chai. . . My broda, juz continue suporting arsenal. . they're the team to reckon wif ANYTIME,ANYDAY. . .

how work bro

@vless

werin do our ruff na?

@Post

Artificial Love dey b4?. . .werin dey do u sef

@topic

I wish i'd posted on this topic earlier. . but here's my thought

There's absolutely NO such thing as "classy" when it comes to ladies/gals/women. . .as long u can bed em for a fee(take her out etc)/or free (living witness). . .

There's this one chic i'd been unto for a couple of weeks @ a bank on the island (name withheld). . friends kept tellin me she was a hard one, so i decided to weather the storm &i did regret it later cuz her pussy had the worst smell EVER. . .maybe thats the reason why she played hard to get. . .

I'll keep saying this "The chickens who play hard to get r the easiest to bed" na juz time n ur money

werin cum be "u sound out of it" e che na agahum sukul?

Nne nwayo. . o?

werin "funny" aby yori yori na?

@bliss

Like me ke. . .jo oooo ma fi ti e koba mi o. . .u want make wahala happen for NL. . .

I like u too . . .u dey do me yori yori

Cum no dey blow ingrish hia. . .Su nke n'ma. , e nu go?

@abby

Esi oku ki ku . . .GBAM!!!
Couldnt hav served it colder!!

@bliss

Diz ur A.I don dey malfunction, it's time for US to re-program your script. . .so volunteer & cum-in for examining sharply

@bliss

Shatraaappp!!! If u dont understand the language, then quit naggin & free me

Benedicta mos dominus
R = Deo gracias

Ever been to a catholic church in 9ja or the vatican b4?. . try it & u juz may be surprised that i'm correct. . .love

@clem

werin do u?

Its latin 4 "Are we safe?"

dis 1 wey u dey diss peepz joke. . eh blee blaah black sheep

anyways i like a girl thingy "bushy"

Has this "brush-like" feeling when we're @ it

@pat

nofa die o. .

@iice blk
If gandalf come meet u wif him bushy eyebrows, u go gel??

Could be she found someone berrer then you brov, so u gotta buckle up on loose ends, but "If" after everything. . .she cum back, lizen to me o werry well

Sing this AFTER me. . word-for-word

You look so dumb right now, standing outside my house
Trying to apologise, your so UGLY (I hope NOT) when you cry. . PLEASE!!
What else is there. .
Now don't tell me you're sowwy cuz you're NOT
When the ONLY reason that you're sowwy is you got caught. . .
Cuz you put on quite a show, that really had me going
Then let her figure the rest out. . .capish?!

if my gf decides to get a tattoo and seeks my advice on which 1 to get and where it'll be. .

I'd tell her:

Tiger - Waist
Boobs - Kevin n Austin (my names)
Neck - Her zodiac sign (Virgo)
Navel (a bit lower than that) - Lipz
Legs - Probly a constellation or something

I hate tattooed arms. . .eww!

@iice

So u like em bushy. . . chei!?!

Lawd help me

@. .

gbsk tatum dei?

@pomade

who get ulcer??

@bliss

werin dey "stale" abt werin dem yan now. . .your jokes dey purge my belly if u no no

no dey bad-mouth peepz wey get talent, o ga o

@post

AYE!!!. . . Let's GWARA GWARA there!!!

Long live the Fediral Republikik of KuuVuuKi. . .

showbobo:
Or who fit DANCE ALANTA ontop NEPA TRANSFORMER!!!!

Ah. . .there's a mentally ill woman that does that EVERY evening around my block. . .never knew she was gettin vibes from the transformer until she passed out one evening. . . LMYO

@sylve

LWKM

U don see SONY TV?. . .Na dere fl@ screen finish!!!
U don see Nokia TV. . . mmmmmbaaa! dem no dey
Now for phones. . .SonyEricsson has good U.I, crystal clear sound (mp3) and has better features then vokia

So SE all the way for me

She has the most amazing eyes that lites my path at night. . .

If i wanna tease her, i simply tell her. . "Stare @ the moon" and there's this light her eyes radiate, they look so good @ night. . i simply don't need a torch

And if i look deeper into her eyes. . .i sorta see my unborn daughter in them. . .lol. . dat wan na him dey kill am

if children were raised by men. . .


Then "THINGS FALL APART" for NEVER happen

@luxoire

I made a promise to catch her b4 she touched the ground (be there for her in times of sadness,hapiness. . .share those special moments, and since her papa die(and her was her hero), she's cum to see me as HIM. .in a cute kinda way. . ya know)

I do prefer being called NARUTO anyways, but for her, ANYTIN'll do. . .

i call her "SH", "M.I", "Bunny", "Sunshine". . "Ethereal" etc

She calls me "Hero", "Naruto" etc

@Im a good man. . .

@Post

What i love most about my woman. . .

That would be the following. . .

1 - Simplicity (understands when i've got plenny to spend or NOT)
2 - Her dreamy eyes. . .gives me some good erection
3 - Str8 legs & good curves. . . Can't get those around nowadays
4 - Cute smile. . God she turns me on wif dat. . even wen i'm PISSED as shit!!

And wht she likes about me. . .

errmm. . .My height (6ft 1), my slim-toned body (though i work-out)  
My accent. . she's on n on about it
My umm. . .romantic ways etc

errrmmmmm could go on n on

@post
9ice 1 seriously

LWKMD. . lol
UCC. . .
UDC??
Laughing my yansh off. . . LMYO

if NOT for my gentlemanly ways. . .I woulda rained on you. . .

Smoke wht in wht pipe. . na ur hole dem suppose shove the pipe go. .

Silly nama

@ ble ble ble sheep

akuko ki na ko

@abby. . .

werin do ye?