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luxoire:
then the older brother needs to know from BOTH of them

SECONDED!!!!. . . Ah. . .werin cum b d big ISH dere?

@Kirive

whats good son? hows momsy

No be war o my pikin. . Studio no no him place and i go put am for that hut wey him creep out from. . .

@Post

1- Talk to your bf about it. . . He'd prolly laff his ass off @ first, but on seeing how serious you are. . he'd sit up n listen
2- its possible your kidneys cannot hold enough fluid so @ regular intervals, u find urself "obeying nature's call". . Like the other post said "Set an alarm that wakes you up @ least two/three hours everytime @ night"
3- Go see a specialist in urinary stuffs to get yourself checked
4- Pray to God it DOESN'T happen in public. . .

Just my thoughts

@post

Shame ni. . .Shame ni. . . Locally o. . certain factors can work in the couples favor

But come to think of it. . .Language, religious beliefs,food, lifestyle etc. . would be a bitch to the whole thing

My thoughts. . .

Studio n I've been @ eachother for sometyme. . LOL

So if Ble wants to cum-in. . I'd welcome the challenge. .

I've got enough milk to spill

Studio's a "Cleaner"

@Post

Errmmmm. . .are lectures gonna be in English or Yoruba??

KSA. . this is one step in the right direction. . it's good to learn from a maestro like you.

Kudos to ya

@Bbee

werin b ?

U surprise?

c'mon go n answer d call jare. . .time for some

@romade

didnt need to answer 4 me. . . I'm juz havin a good laugh @ wht seemd to be d "dumbest" joke of ALL time. . from no other than the "CFR= Cleaner For Rent" himself. . . Studio

@romade. . complete the "ble" na

d woman dey try o. . . as she fine like dat. . .1 man no do am

women sef. . .Pssshwaaaammmm!!!

@romade, na copy-joke??

@Post

9ice 1 studio. . .

Dem dey share wives??

1 year. . . ?? I'd cup a couple of girls withing that period. . LOL

But in ur case. . .If the juice is worth the squeeze, i hope, then i'd say "Frustrate her" to the point she gives u an ear!!!

Some chicks that DO play hard to get. . end up the ones bedded SOOOOO easily. .

@Post

Are u into the guy(gritty,slizzy thing). . .or juz doing the usual chatty-chatty (hi-hello. . . hows ur day been?). . If the former, then PLEASE stop. . for the love of ur marriage. . If the latter, let it be a friendship stuff. . But NO xchangin of digitz. . or hookups. . .

The guy could be a serial for all i care

Speakin from xperience here dear

@topic

total waste of time. . .

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO TRUST

@studio

Studio CFR:
oh yeah, LOVER BOY.

LOL, she say make i w8 for am, so I dey w8 make she masure so we go fit run package together. . Go figure?!!

@abby ja si

@studio

U EVER wondered what the meaning of "STUDIO CFR" iz

Well let me help u wif d answer

It means STUDIO C=Cleaner, F=For, R=Rent. . . ?  

Dem no EVEN dey hire you. . .na RENT?!!! CHEI. . . Dear Lawd, lift this recession of a thing so my friend could see somefin better to do

How many STUDIOz av u cleaned today??

@Studio. .

This is suppose to be btwn me n abbygal. . . U nova see woman 4 ur life b4. . Obey d lady n "waka pass" b4

U no tell me say na face-me-i-slap-u u dey stay na. . .from my pent-house view. . *_{looks around}*i see no kids bathing outside. .

O ma se o Airfart1. . . see werin recession dey make u fink

A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive goes to the right and one drive goes to the left. The wife finds her ball in a patch of buttercups. She grabs a club and takes a mighty swing at the ball. She hits a beautiful second shot, but in the process she hacks the hell out of the buttercups. Suddenly a woman appears out of nowhere. She blocks her path to her golf bag and looks at her and says, "I'm Mother Nature, and I don't like the way you treated my buttercups. From now on, you won't be able to stand the taste of butter. Each time you eat butter you will become physically ill to the point of total nausea." The mystery woman then disappears as quickly as she appeared. Shaken, the wife calls out to her husband "Hey, where's your ball?" "It's over here in the womanliness willows.  

" The wife screams back, "DON'T HIT THE BALL!!!! DON'T HIT THE BALL!!!!"  


@Airfart

I no no say na u dey do conductor for Airforce 1 plane o. . .its nice to see u again. .

i've got it on my cell. . .juz in case i need to lol-a-bit

There's ALSO the yoruba version of the movie MAD (indian movie). . . that 1 me likes

@airfart. . .

who u bitchn??

@tyty

Naw. . .He's Ass already been blown outta the water for all of NL to see

U familiar wif d say "Breeze blow. . .chicken yansh open?" Go figure!!!

tytylayor:
na so so pple yansh u dey look about

I don mind takin a peek et urs

@abby

werin dey pursue dat guy above you?? *_{looks for his screen name}* but sees a fly instead

*rushes-in to get my fly-swatter*

@post. . .

Seen it. .

A young male virgin, a shy college freshman, was lucky enough to have a roommate who was considerably more experienced with the opposite sex. When the bashful boy broke down and explained his predicament, his roommate offered to set him up with the campus floozy. "Just take her out to dinner and a show, and then let nature take its course," he explained. "This girl really knows how to go from there." The roommate arranged the date as promised, and the freshman took the coed out for a delightful evening of dining and dancing.

On the way home, he parked his car in a dark lane, broke out in shakes and a cold sweat and blurted out: "God, I sure would like to have a little womanliness." "I would, too," the girl sighed. "Mine's the size of a bucket!"

P.S: I'm sure someone's prolly finkin i'm a weirdo cuz i'm laffin @ my laptop

Here's mine. . hope it tickles ya

An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small tavern. The husband leans over and asks his wife, “Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you from behind?”

“Yes,” she says, “I remember it well.”

“OK,” he says, “How about taking a stroll 'round there again and we can do it for old time's sake.”

“Oooooooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good idea,” she answers.

There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see this, two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so's there's no trouble."

So he follows them. They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her knickers down and the old man drops his trousers. She turns around and as she hangs on to the fence, the old man moves in.

Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever seen. They are bucking and jumping like 18-year-olds. This goes on for about thirty minutes! She's yelling, “Ohhhh, God!” He's hanging on to her hips for dear life. This is the most athletic sex imaginable. Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life that he didn't know. He starts to think about his own aged parents and wonders whether they still have sex like this. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggles to their feet and put their clothes back on.

The policeman, still watching thinks, "that was truly amazing; he was going like a train. I've got to ask him what his secret is."

As the couple pass, he says to them, “That was something else, you must have been shagging for about forty minutes. How do you manage it? You must have had a fantastic life together. Is there some sort of secret?”





“No, there's no secret,” the old man says,”except that fifty years ago that damn fence wasn't electric.”

I'm good jare

Juz listening to some good love tunes on my laptop. . .gettin in the mood for the weekend. . As u no dey here na, werin make i cum do

@joke. .

hmm, weird, r u finkin,nutty jokes??

nuffin. . .

How u dey??

U juz dey diss all my jokes. . .as of this moment. . na me n u get this thread. .

So paste ur jokes. . .make i cry wif lafta small