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LMAO

Na wa o. . . no wonder dem call am "juggernut"

@kirive

I thought so too. . ._*grins"

werin u do am. . .so if him threaten me. . I go do d same tin sharp sharp

@post

Na "Count Drogbula" dem rubbish like dis. . . .Dis should be moved to the "Chelses Fan thread"

Me likes. . . .see my guy "love tool", no wonder teissys dey "love am still"

A young polar bear came into his den and asked his mother, "Mom am I a real polar bear?" "Of course you are." His mother replied. The young polar bear asked his father. "Dad, am I a real polar bear?" "Yes, you are a real polar bear."

A week passed and the young polar bear asked his parents, "Are grandma and grandpa real polar bears?" "Yes" said his parents. Another week passed and the young polar bear asked his parents, "Are all my relatives real polar bears?" "Yes, they are all real polar bears." Said his parents. "Why do you ask?" replied his mother. "Because," said the young polar bear "I'm fucking freezing!"

Dear friends, it is with the saddest heart that I have to pass on the following:

The Pillsbury Doughboy died Monday of a severe yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out, including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The graveside was piled high with flours as longtime friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who "never knew how much he was kneaded".

Doughboy rose quickly in show business but his later life was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, even as a crusty old man, he was considered a roll model for millions.

Toward the end it was thought he'd rise once again, but he was no tart. Doughboy is survived by his second wife, Play Dough. They have two children, and one in the oven.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

A guy sits down in a Cafe' and asks for the hot chile.
The waitress says, "The guy next to you got the last bowl."
He looks over and sees that the guy's finished his meal, but the chili bowl is still full.


He says, "Are you going to eat that?"
The other guy says, "No. Help yourself."
He takes it and starts to eat it. When he gets about half way down, his fork hits something. He looks down sees a dead mouse in it, and he pukes! the chili back into the bowl.


The other guy says, "That's about as far as I got, too."

@ben. . .

Dis 1 no be filmtrick. . .U use ur "ori gbamila" to dismantle a 12ft thick metallic door. . THAT earned u the nickname "Juggernut" among ur colleagues. . .

I've got evidence but won't tender it. . .for fear of what might be

@ben

which small head?? that "juggernut" head wey u take break dat bank vault on monday

@lola

Na tru u yan o. . I don dey suspect ben-a-while now o. . Him nickname na [b]"the mist" [/b]for office cuz if ANYTHING bad dey happen, him dey ALWAYS dey absent. . .

@poster

let me see. . . Aha!!! STUPID TOPIC (like this 1) begets STUPID & Unrealistic ANSWERS. . .Ka ji kuo??

for a sec. . i be fink say na russian d guy spik, I be wan shoot am wif swear words for leg wit russian swear words

@showbobo, oya take dis 1 "wolcezyny ceck kebak. . ."

Kirive. . .u don dey find babe again. . . werin happen to Abbygal na?

And mommy e tun support e

@showbobo
Ppppssshwam!!!

@all. . .

WILL DO

@Studio

I'll put u back in that "hut" where u came out from o o o

@ben. . .

werin u own "pentium 2" get?

@topic

My wife having a tattoo. . .Hell YEA!!! as long its my name or our kids (i doubt if she'll wanna get 1 )

But if i see a lady wif a tattoo. . I'd juz tell her "I gbadun ur tattoo"

I'd love to get 1 soemday. . .Maybe "Angel wings". . .

I guess mine's a lady. . . She's got a voice recognition system that unlocks her anytime i need to login

maybe someother time. . .

I gotta head home now. . .

I'll be here morrow. . .Have fun n be good

@pat

But SERIOUSLY i've grown fond of yer company on NL. . .too bad we're sorta far from eachother. . But tiz ok. .

You're my moon. . .anynyte, anytime

@pat. . .

Hope say u carry werin i ask u to. . .

make we go that "priv8" place, den we'll start the match dere, after i finish downloading my love for u. . .wht say ye?